Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
How about whoever finishes first, loses. and the punishment is they can't take it off for 2 whole days.
Oooo I like it. We should have some kind of game with it though. It could be simple. Who ever does some kind of uh action longer is the winner and the losers goes up a level
Why can I never sleep when I want to
Yes this is getting better. Alright Tomoko, i need to get some sleep now, i can barely keep my eyes open. Sorry, love.
It's ok Hanako. Sleep well tonight was nice
How? What? I just wanted to attempt conversation and discuss how there's too many humans on earth that think in different ways and no matter what you do there will always be at least one person displeased with your actions.
We'll have to think of some more details for this little game. It really was, it's been a while since we've had a proper night together like this. Goodnight my sweet Tomoko. *kiss
No you're not, you don't even like it when I send you pervy stuff.
O. I hope they're aware you don't want to hurt them. Wanna talk about it or is it something
What time is it wherever you are?
Life is what happens when you leave open milk in the fridge and leave the door open.
That's not the feedback I got sometimes.
Up to you to send me something but I'm sorta busy right now.
14.42 I'm in western Europe after all.
And how about you?
The joke works when we are talking about you.
Iunno life is much funnier in this case than culture and it still makes some sense.
Fair enough, after all there is no definite scientific explanation on what is life.
Well damn. It's just coming on 9 in the morning for me.
Doing alright but just took my car in to have it looked at - making a weird noise and all.
How are y'all?
Enjoying my free time and starting to prepare dinner for later.
I'm only bi online. Find me in real life and I'm straight as a CIS white male. Which I am also.
How new are you to the internet, son?
Sola gjekk i ringen, sumaren sende
Hanar galar rismål for alvar i enga
Not too bad. Getting ready to go out and mail that letter I've been working on, which I'm nervous as hell about. Got any plans for the day?
No he's right. Everyone here is a faggot. Well except for me, I'm not a fucking faggot.
lul kek ecks dee fam.
Don't even try to lie about being a faggot. You're waifu alone is proof of your faggotry.
Dunno, haven't used it in months.
My Waifu is LEGIT. Don't argue with me on this one tomoko.
You're missing out on all those elitism points.
Listen here nigger, I am the Bun and Only.
No, see, I'm being an elitist toward the elitists. I'm a super elitist.
I haven't seen her kiddie horror show, so I honestly can't say. But I can say that your a faggot and you're waifu a shit.
Absolutely disgusting. Waifu confirmed for shit.
I am not nice.
>muh mainstream waifu
Your waifu is shit, you are shit, your bloodline is shit.
>muh literally who waifu
Who are you again?
She patted it a bit too forcefully.
Being the only one in your tier of elitism sounds lonely and boring.
It'll be alright. Might take some time, but all that will fine. Just work and then a quiz after work.
Hey, sounds like a good time. What are you making for dinner?
Today I eat like a king (for a student at least)!! Since I work at a supermarket I managed to get tuna and a ton of vegetables that would expire in 2 days for free. Finally something that is not junk food.
Do you have any idea what might be wrong with your car?
You are in the lowest chasm, of the deepest crack, of the darkest cave.
>another literally who
I think you are just making people up at this point. How pathetic. Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
>being so new that you don't know hallow
Oh my sweet summer child
Damage control won't help you. How am I supposed to keep up with all you squirming plebs?
Stop it, you're making me laugh.
I seriously have no idea what you are talking about. But I'm sure this "Hallow" or whatever you call your e-boyfriend loves you.
>insult other waifus
Why would I insult someone else fine waifu when I'm so happy with mine and wouldn't want anyone to insult her.
Ooooh, see now that makes more since. I don't have pet names for people.
He was the one who drank that weird budweiser black can or whatever, right? Eh. I never talked to him.
The exact kinda people I hate.
Out of the way niggers.
Did you learn how to rename your images?
>The exact kinda people I hate.
Self hatred ain't good.
I just never cared enough to do it, but I've been Re-organizing my drives so I finally said "Fuck it" and did it.
lol sorry, I gotta go to class.
Hey, that's awesome. Nothing better than a fresh meal. And no, unfortunately. Nothing I can think of matches the noise it's making.
Now that is somebody I've never heard about. Hi!
She is cute, but she is still seasonal. All the girls from that monster girl interview show is. Succy-san best girl.
Seasonal or not is just a minir detail, buy she sure is cute.
I like them both in their own way, but Mukuro is just the more interesting one
Who is she?
Trips of truth.
Well, NA schools are still in session so I don't expect the thread to pick up for at least 3 more hours.
It's rather quiet in here.
You've already asked me before.
>Trips of truth.
It would be too early to roll for anything anyway.
It would make sense for everybody to be busy, but I don't think the majority of the new posters live in the States.
Are you done with classes for today?
It really is.
I can't really say I dislike it.
Yeah, I only have statistics on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
Me neither, I enjoy the serenity to an extend.
The first two tracks sound really good, not always my type of electronic music, but it seems nice.
Good evening everyone! How are we all doing?
I'm absolutely exhausted! Time to chill on waifu threads!
Yui! I've been here since late December. Pleased to meet you!
I hope you feel better soon!
why are you a spic :o
I'm doing pretty good, how about you?
Also which of them Yui's are you? The gay lass?
Uhhh, I'm not sure "the gay lass" is a good way of differentiating us, since the other Yui could be gay, too. I guess I'm the gay one though.
I'm the one who's friends with Chara, if that helps.
And I'm doing great thanks! Just got home from a busy day of uni- I'm gonna be one of two people in charge of organising a conference in two weeks' time. I'll have to find speakers, co-ordinate who talks and when, which people will be interpreting, what languages will be spoken, etc. There's quite a lot to co-ordinate, but for now I'm just relaxing.
>other Yui could be gay
Yea, there's way too many of these folks around here, but he seems like a reasonable dude, so I guess he's normal.
>I'm the one who's friends with Chara
I'm sorry to hear that. But unfortunately that's not a good way to differentiate either...
>organizing a conference
Sounds interesting. What will the topic be, and how many people are you expecting?
Uhh, well I'd say I'm trans too, but I think fucking everyone here is a trans girl, just about. The only exceptions I know are Horo and that Japanese guy who lives in Norway.
I think you should know one more exception -_-.
Two more. Theres less gay / trans in the thread, they're just more vocal and willing to chat.
Yea, I guess they are more desperate because no one talks to them in real life.
How are you today, fellow mentally healthy person?
Oh, so you're both guys?
Sorry for the misunderstanding!
David Porter being the exception?
Just woke up, about to head out to work.
Its all good.
Oh boi, mentally healthy AND employed!?
You sure are an unusual fellow for this type of thread.
How's floofy pupper doing?
Ah yes, that age-old rule. Women do not exist on the internet! Everybody here is a guy.
Even you. Here and in real life. Being trans is being delusional.
She is most definitelt floofy. And shes trained to shit on the grass already. Barely over a month old.
Leaving now. Back in 30 - 40 mins.
Crusch Karsten CLAIMED!
If a man believes he is napoleon he is called crazy, because he objectively is not.
If a man believes to be a cow he is called crazy, because he objectively is not.
If a man believes to be a woman he is getting hormones and his dick cut off because he totally must really be a woman.
How is this consistent?
Oh, it's this argument again.
Google and medical science are your friends!
Brain scans of trans people have shown their brains to be more closely aligned with those of their chosen gender than their birth gender.
All fetuses start out female, and humans are exposed to both male and female hormones throughout their lifetimes. There's plenty of potential for something to go wrong.
A man believing himself to be a woman is far less specific, and much more probable and a lot easier to back up with science than believing he is a specific historical figure who is now dead, or an animal from a completely different species, neither of which are possible.
Just to make it clear, you should get acquainted with google and medical sciences.
Back. Have some mental illness cringe.
>this argument again
Because it's still true. Arguments don't expire.
>educate yourself, shitlord
>brain scans show stuff
Yes, it's a mental problem. I said that.
And I don't believe that physical mutilation is a suitable cure for that.
>all fetuses start out female
They also all develop gills, but I'm not a fish either.
>humans are exposed to both male and female hormones throughout their lifetimes. There's plenty of potential for something to go wrong
So what you need are male hormones to get back to normal?
>it's less specific so it's true
Okay, so if he believes to be just some animal, but not sure which?
Or that dude who's still himself just of another age?
That's legit enough.
I honestly just want to throttle people like that.