Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>721106032
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claim :o
>ITT
>>721108269
How about whoever finishes first, loses. and the punishment is they can't take it off for 2 whole days.
>>721108302
Fuck off this one's mine
>>721108454
Oooo I like it. We should have some kind of game with it though. It could be simple. Who ever does some kind of uh action longer is the winner and the losers goes up a level
I don't wanna hurt anyone
>>721108587
-_-
XJ9 claimed
Anyone knows what happend to that cat tohou claimer?Haven't see him in a while
>>721108587
That's universally impossible.
Why can I never sleep when I want to
>Early morning claime
>>721108642
I think I hurt someone else -_-
>>721108693
you're making my dick hurt :o
>>721108780
Morning
>>721108584
Yes this is getting better. Alright Tomoko, i need to get some sleep now, i can barely keep my eyes open. Sorry, love.
>>721108661(you)
>>721108750
Because you're excited to sleep.
>>721108793
what -_-
>>721108780
Go back to sleep and stay there
>>721108816
It's ok Hanako. Sleep well tonight was nice
>>721108302
Rachnera=claimed
>>721108793
How? What? I just wanted to attempt conversation and discuss how there's too many humans on earth that think in different ways and no matter what you do there will always be at least one person displeased with your actions.
>>721109019
I know I'm just a pervert :o
I've been hurting people I care about though
>>721108867
I'll tell you later maybe
>>721108912
We'll have to think of some more details for this little game. It really was, it's been a while since we've had a proper night together like this. Goodnight my sweet Tomoko. *kiss
Claim
>>721109123
okay :o
Morning gents
>>721109354
kylepasu
>>721109123
No you're not, you don't even like it when I send you pervy stuff.
O. I hope they're aware you don't want to hurt them. Wanna talk about it or is it something
>>721109354
Afternoon.
>>721109417
I like stuff you send me ._.
on discord maybe
hello friends
>>721108302
what's up /b/ro's?
>>721108302
Getthelube.com
>>721109841
Hi
>>721109354
Good afternoon
>>721109440
>>721110193
What time is it wherever you are?
>>721109841
Howdy
>>721109411
Nyan
Something.
>>721110316
13:37. How's it going?
Life is what happens when you leave open milk in the fridge and leave the door open.
https://youtu.be/cOC_WCxx9bc
>>721109792
That's not the feedback I got sometimes.
Up to you to send me something but I'm sorta busy right now.
>>721110610
I don't doubt that whatever comes out of that is going alive.
>>721110670
going to be
.-.
>>721110610
The joke works if you use the term culture, not life. Meh.
>>721110316
14.42 I'm in western Europe after all.
And how about you?
>>721110694
The joke works when we are talking about you.
>>721110316
pasu
>>721110614
do you wish that was you?
>>721110742
Kinda. I guess I'm alive?
>>721110694
Iunno life is much funnier in this case than culture and it still makes some sense.
>>721111030
>implying life makes sense ever
chocolate starfish
>>721111083
Fair enough, after all there is no definite scientific explanation on what is life.
>>721111298
Not being dead.
>>721110435
>>721110704
Well damn. It's just coming on 9 in the morning for me.
Doing alright but just took my car in to have it looked at - making a weird noise and all.
How are y'all?
>>721110792
Nyan
>>721111298
This is why I need friends, so I don't come on here and want to die, every fucking time.
>>721111435
Enjoying my free time and starting to prepare dinner for later.
daily reminder that most of the anons here are literal faggots
especially the gay ones
Claimed best girl
Morning
>>721111865
I'm only bi online. Find me in real life and I'm straight as a CIS white male. Which I am also.
>>721112044
>only bi online
Nobody can fake being a faggot, son.
>>721112104
How new are you to the internet, son?
Sola gjekk i ringen, sumaren sende
Hanar galar rismål for alvar i enga
>>721112139
Not new at all, get out of the closet you fucking faggot.
>>721111435
Not too bad. Getting ready to go out and mail that letter I've been working on, which I'm nervous as hell about. Got any plans for the day?
>>721112139
No he's right. Everyone here is a faggot. Well except for me, I'm not a fucking faggot.
>>721112223
You are indeed, a Faggot.
>>721112191
lul kek ecks dee fam.
>>721112223
Don't even try to lie about being a faggot. You're waifu alone is proof of your faggotry.
>>721112223
It's only gay in a three way.
So did telegram die for anyone else?
stab me homu
>>721112389
Dunno, haven't used it in months.
>>721112267
Hello rabbit
>>721112287
My Waifu is LEGIT. Don't argue with me on this one tomoko.
>>721112465
Faggot
>>721112488
you're waifu a shit
>>721112547
My Waifu is pretty good
>>721112453
>
>>721112465
You're missing out on all those elitism points.
>>721112488
>rabbit
Listen here nigger, I am the Bun and Only.
>>721112618
No, see, I'm being an elitist toward the elitists. I'm a super elitist.
>>721112613
I haven't seen her kiddie horror show, so I honestly can't say. But I can say that your a faggot and you're waifu a shit.
>>721112618
what did she do to the cat :o
>>721112642
Rude
>>721112674
Rude
>>721112751
>shoes
>on
>in
>bed
Absolutely disgusting. Waifu confirmed for shit.
>>721112751
I am not nice.
>>721112674
>muh mainstream waifu
Your waifu is shit, you are shit, your bloodline is shit.
>>721112794
>muh literally who waifu
Who are you again?
>>721112845
I'm god.
>>721112722
She patted it a bit too forcefully.
>>721112674
Being the only one in your tier of elitism sounds lonely and boring.
Monk claimed
>>721112215
It'll be alright. Might take some time, but all that will fine. Just work and then a quiz after work.
>>721111664
Hey, sounds like a good time. What are you making for dinner?
>>721112613
seeing her drink that makes me thirsty for something like that.
>>721112916
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbvrM6Nj2Ok
>>721112916
>>721113016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhhOU5FUPBE
>>721112932
It's always lonely at the top.
>>721112981
Today I eat like a king (for a student at least)!! Since I work at a supermarket I managed to get tuna and a ton of vegetables that would expire in 2 days for free. Finally something that is not junk food.
Do you have any idea what might be wrong with your car?
>>721113233
>top
You are in the lowest chasm, of the deepest crack, of the darkest cave.
>>721113322
Well that's a lie.
>>721113391
People like hallow more than you.
>>721113434
>hallow
Well smoothies are pretty good anyway.
>>721113434
>another literally who
I think you are just making people up at this point. How pathetic. Jealousy is a stinky cologne.
>>721113214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8LY2VgiikE
>>721113475
>being so new that you don't know hallow
Oh my sweet summer child
>>721112932
that's more than a bit too forcefully -_-
>>721113519
Damage control won't help you. How am I supposed to keep up with all you squirming plebs?
>>721113602
>damage control
Stop it, you're making me laugh.
>>721113637
I seriously have no idea what you are talking about. But I'm sure this "Hallow" or whatever you call your e-boyfriend loves you.
>>721113475
claimed Rias Gremory from Highschool DxD
>insult other waifus
Why would I insult someone else fine waifu when I'm so happy with mine and wouldn't want anyone to insult her.
I created the first waifu thread.
>>721113762
Ooooh, see now that makes more since. I don't have pet names for people.
He was the one who drank that weird budweiser black can or whatever, right? Eh. I never talked to him.
>>721113859
He was pretty stupid.
>>721113818
All tsundere's are shit
>>721113917
>stupid
The exact kinda people I hate.
>>721114043
Fucking this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggpRsOnY5Vc
Out of the way niggers.
>>721113637
Family guy.
Did you learn how to rename your images?
Good job.
>>721113818
Trash/10.
>>721114063
>The exact kinda people I hate.
Self hatred ain't good.
>>721114145
I just never cared enough to do it, but I've been Re-organizing my drives so I finally said "Fuck it" and did it.
>>721114145
lol sorry, I gotta go to class.
>>721114043
>generalizing
>ever
>>721113244
Hey, that's awesome. Nothing better than a fresh meal. And no, unfortunately. Nothing I can think of matches the noise it's making.
>>721108302
I can't believe this shitposting still goes on.
"Claiming" your animated woman is pointless and stupid, and you don't need to do it 15 times a day at any rate.
>>721114145
cheap loli :v
hol up
/dedfu/
Claiming Takanashi Hikari.
>>721116398
Now that is somebody I've never heard about. Hi!
>>721114328
fucking cute waifu
>>721113637
Disgusting sub-human garbage.
Hello,
>>721116608
She is cute, but she is still seasonal. All the girls from that monster girl interview show is. Succy-san best girl.
>>721116618
>>721116608
Hail.
>>721116867
Seasonal or not is just a minir detail, buy she sure is cute.
>>721116944
Hi
>>721116900
4hugs
>>721117163
Mukuro is better twin, tbqh.
Claim
>>721117624
>>721117624
konata - Today at 12:44 PM
if you see homoyoyo on threads could you tell him to stay on discord so I don't miss him?
>>721117243
I like them both in their own way, but Mukuro is just the more interesting one
>>721117689
What's this
>>721117711
Ok
>>721117845
_hand
>>721117864
Expressionless
>>721117845
A look alike
>>721118047
open_mouth
>>721118079
Who is she?
>>721118098
neutral_face
>>721118226
Satania from Gabriel Dropout
>>721118609
forsenE
>>721118292
Ok
Claim your /animus/
Aaaa
Insomnia edition.
>>721120811
nice hair
>>721120811
>>721120811
Public transport edition
>>721121935
kike edition
>tfw no waifu
>>
Hurry up to the next thread so I can claim my waifu
>>721123489
dawwwww, why is she upset?
>>721123489
-hugs the qt-
>>721123903
come back in 2 hours
everytime i see these threads i'm reminded that one wrong life choice and i could have ended up like you faggots
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8adJzaIanU
>>721125611
>>721125938
Slow thread.
D-D-DICKS
>>721126111
Trips of truth.
Well, NA schools are still in session so I don't expect the thread to pick up for at least 3 more hours.
It's rather quiet in here.
https://youtu.be/LLFHPI04aIA
>>721126394
do you wish that was you?
>>721126564
You've already asked me before.
>>721126767
i like repetition :o
>>721126176
>Trips of truth.
It would be too early to roll for anything anyway.
It would make sense for everybody to be busy, but I don't think the majority of the new posters live in the States.
Are you done with classes for today?
>>721126394
It really is.
I can't really say I dislike it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1faZ_pjDEsA
>>721126844
Yeah, I only have statistics on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
>>721126824
Autist
>>721126824
me too
>>721126929
:o
>>721127056
thanks
>>721127307
-_-
>>721127473
-_-
>>721126844
Me neither, I enjoy the serenity to an extend.
The first two tracks sound really good, not always my type of electronic music, but it seems nice.
https://youtu.be/UpSHC1dqX1o
>>721127565
-_-
>>721127619
you're gay :o
>>721127649
I'm not -_-
>>721127725
prove it :o
>>721127785
How -_-
>>721127847
idk :o
>>721127953
Prove that i am then -_-
>>721128059
you flirt with konata :o
>>721128104
I don't -_-
>>721128180
you used to before you became a old man and started sleeping 20 hours a day :o
>>721128288
I didn't -_-
And it's 17 hours -_-
>>721128416
yes you did :o
why do you sleep so much? -_-
>>721128477
I didn't -_-
Because i'm always tired -_-
Good evening everyone! How are we all doing?
I'm absolutely exhausted! Time to chill on waifu threads!
>>721128569
yes you did :o
don't you have work or something? -_-
>>721128601
who this :o
>>721128601
Bad
>>721128657
I didn't -_-
I don't have a job -_-
>>721128731
you did ya dingi :o
so are you neet then? -_-
>>721128812
I didn't ya dingo -_-
Yes -_-
>>721128946
you did ya gringo
lol what a loser -_-
>>721128657
Yui! I've been here since late December. Pleased to meet you!
>>721128731
I hope you feel better soon!
>>721128998
I didn't -_-
Stop talking to yourself -_-
>>721129003
pleased to gringo you
>>721129040
you did :o
no u -_-
>>721129003
I won't, i have crippling depression
>>721129113
I didn't -_-
No -_-
>>721129183
you did :o
you should let klonata fix your crippling depression -_-
Shiro claimed.
>>721129331
I didn't -_-
Ok -_-
>>721129357
why are you a kike -_-
>>721129422
you did :o
not ok -_-
>>721129556
I didn't -_-
Ok -_-
>>721129618
you did :o
not ok -_-
>>721129357
Hey Shiro, how goes?
>>721129658
I didn't -_-
Ok -_-
>>721129782
you did ya gringus :o
not ok -_-
>>721129556
why are you a spic :o
>>721129720
Hey there!
I'm doing pretty good, how about you?
Also which of them Yui's are you? The gay lass?
>>721129840
I didn't -_-
Ok -_-
>>721129936
i'm not -_-
>>721129951
you did ya gringus :o
definitely not ok -_-
>>721130108
oh right
you prefer the term beaner :o
>>721130108
I didn't -_-
Ok -_-
>>721130180
i prefer the term gringo:
>>721130195
you did ya gringus :o
not ok -_-
>>721130274
I didn't -_-
Ok -_-
>>721130274
too long
how about homo?
>>721129936
Uhhh, I'm not sure "the gay lass" is a good way of differentiating us, since the other Yui could be gay, too. I guess I'm the gay one though.
I'm the one who's friends with Chara, if that helps.
And I'm doing great thanks! Just got home from a busy day of uni- I'm gonna be one of two people in charge of organising a conference in two weeks' time. I'll have to find speakers, co-ordinate who talks and when, which people will be interpreting, what languages will be spoken, etc. There's quite a lot to co-ordinate, but for now I'm just relaxing.
>>721130514
no ya gringus -_-
>>721130366
you did :o
not ok -_-
>>721130610
I didn't -_-
Ok -_-
>>721130538
>other Yui could be gay
Yea, there's way too many of these folks around here, but he seems like a reasonable dude, so I guess he's normal.
>I'm the one who's friends with Chara
I'm sorry to hear that. But unfortunately that's not a good way to differentiate either...
>organizing a conference
Sounds interesting. What will the topic be, and how many people are you expecting?
>>721130610
Biggus Dingus?
>>721131282
Uhh, well I'd say I'm trans too, but I think fucking everyone here is a trans girl, just about. The only exceptions I know are Horo and that Japanese guy who lives in Norway.
>>721131930
I think you should know one more exception -_-.
>>721131930
I'm not
>>721132047
Two more. Theres less gay / trans in the thread, they're just more vocal and willing to chat.
>>721132209
Yea, I guess they are more desperate because no one talks to them in real life.
How are you today, fellow mentally healthy person?
>>721132047
>>721132209
Oh, so you're both guys?
Sorry for the misunderstanding!
>>721132693
almost everyone here is a guy
>>721132693
Everyone is a guy on the internet.
>>721132846
David Porter being the exception?
>>721132393
Just woke up, about to head out to work.
>>721133237
>david porter
Kek. Relevant!
>>721132693
Its all good.
>>721133237
yes
>>721133312
Oh boi, mentally healthy AND employed!?
You sure are an unusual fellow for this type of thread.
How's floofy pupper doing?
>>721132924
Ah yes, that age-old rule. Women do not exist on the internet! Everybody here is a guy.
>>721133592
Even you. Here and in real life. Being trans is being delusional.
>>721133456
She is most definitelt floofy. And shes trained to shit on the grass already. Barely over a month old.
Leaving now. Back in 30 - 40 mins.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkV5709EG5M
Crusch Karsten CLAIMED!
>>721133650
If you say so.
>>721134257
If a man believes he is napoleon he is called crazy, because he objectively is not.
If a man believes to be a cow he is called crazy, because he objectively is not.
If a man believes to be a woman he is getting hormones and his dick cut off because he totally must really be a woman.
How is this consistent?
>>721133650
Being alive is being delusional
>>721134634
Happiness is an illusion.
>>721134528
Oh, it's this argument again.
Google and medical science are your friends!
Brain scans of trans people have shown their brains to be more closely aligned with those of their chosen gender than their birth gender.
All fetuses start out female, and humans are exposed to both male and female hormones throughout their lifetimes. There's plenty of potential for something to go wrong.
A man believing himself to be a woman is far less specific, and much more probable and a lot easier to back up with science than believing he is a specific historical figure who is now dead, or an animal from a completely different species, neither of which are possible.
Just to make it clear, you should get acquainted with google and medical sciences.
>>721134528
Back. Have some mental illness cringe.
>>721135594
>this argument again
Because it's still true. Arguments don't expire.
>educate yourself, shitlord
>brain scans show stuff
Yes, it's a mental problem. I said that.
And I don't believe that physical mutilation is a suitable cure for that.
>all fetuses start out female
They also all develop gills, but I'm not a fish either.
>humans are exposed to both male and female hormones throughout their lifetimes. There's plenty of potential for something to go wrong
>wrong
So what you need are male hormones to get back to normal?
>it's less specific so it's true
Okay, so if he believes to be just some animal, but not sure which?
Or that dude who's still himself just of another age?
>>721136158
That's legit enough.
>>721136271
I honestly just want to throttle people like that.