How often do you shower?

Body once a day, hair once every two days

>>721107377
Twice per week

>>721107377

body, twice a week. hair, once a week.

barberfag here btw

>>721107377
Once a day.

>>721107377
im very organized, i shower every month without fault!

2 or 3 times a day.

>>721107377
>Once a day.
This, like normal people

>>721107377
once a week.

if i notice my armpits stinking sooner i will wash them at the sink or if my hair is getting too greasy i will wash it with the shower head over the side of the bathtub.

>>721108677
Yeah you fucking monsters. Every morning because I'm not a degenerate.

>>721108677
>>721108786

enjoy your autoimune diseases

Once every five days or so.
>so many faggots falling for the once-a-day myth
>have fun destroying essential oils and healthy bacteria necessary for proper health
>thinking a shower is the only way to stay clean and fresh

Every day.

>>721108639
enjoy your dermatitis

4-5 times per week.Not too hot temp

>>721108769

this

>>721108842
Showering give you AIDS now

>>721108842
I also go outside like a normal person, this is not a concern.

How do you people not become greasy messes, especially you hair, after going a couple days without bathing?

Mind boggling.

About tree fiddy

>>721107377
Once a day, or else I start to itch from my own filth if I don't.

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every morning just to wake up and get ready for work and then one more time later if its my workout day

>>721109056
have you ever been to a anime convention?

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All the time

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>>721109056
they ARE greasy messes
>4chan

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>>721107377
Every day /every other day in winter

1 to 2 times in summer

And after every time i work out

i know a girl who showers up to 5 times a day. her skin is pretty ok, but she has to apply undisclosed types and amounts of products.

twice a week, shower n shave

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>>721109167

>>721107377
6 days a week, 5 times after workout just water and once with soap and shit

>>721107377
Every morning without fail, Twice a day, before bed if i get dirty.
Like some people who say their useless before a morning coffee, i'm useless before a shower, it's the first thing i do.

>>721108842
25 years strong, hope the showering diseases kill me soon

I'm naturally more oily than others I'm pretty sure. once a day

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3 to 4 times a week usually tuesday, thursday and friday if im going out, the morning after or on sunday at least.

differs when i'm about to meet a girl, which almost never happens.

>>721109379
Try every day maybe?

>>721107377
Once or twice a day.

>Have to shower with kids every night
>Sometimes shower again later that night so I can actually get clean and have me time

Every two days

twice a week

if im super sweaty due to exercise ill probably shower straight afterwards

>>721107377
once or twice a week

im 18 and i work in a kitchen everyday i would stink like high heaven if i didnt shower everyday how do people manage it

>>721109422
>2017
>Not having "me time" with your kids

>>721107377
only after ive worked out

>>721109056
Had a medical condition and couldn't shower for a week.My hair never greased.

>>721109482
They stink

>>721109482
I worked in a kitchen for a few years. There's always that one kid who doesn't shower after work and it's outrageous how bad they smell.

>>721107377
every other day

Seeing as everyone in my house is constantly sick and im not even though ive been walking home from work in the cold everynight and they all shower everyday while i do every other, i think ill stick to it.

>>721109534
kek

Some of you clearly had terrible upbringings. How often do you brush your teeth? Every other day??

>>721109482
I'm a programmer and I rarely sweat thus I don't stink so I don't need to shower everyday. Also thanks to muh genes, my hair only become greasy after like 5 days of non showering. As simple as that

>>721109539
>My hair never greased.
Yeah, it did anon.

>>721107377

I've put a Days Counter widget on my cellphone:

1. hours since last shower (currently 2587), but at least I shampoo and change panties and wash my private parts every 7-10 days, and shave my beard every 15-20 days

2. days since I've fallen in love for my oneitis (currently 8491, and yes, it was November 1993)

3. days since getting out of the basement for reasons different than buying food (currently 26)

>>721107377
If I'm having a depressed period, once or twice a week otherwise every day.

>>721109534
I already have eight kids. I don't need a ninth inbred one buddy.

>>721109690
>cum in da ass

>>721109056
yeah, my hair gets greasy after 2 days but it's not visually noticeable (by me at least) until about day 3 to 4.

i don't ever expect it to be touched, but it has happened. noone has ever gone "eeew". i gues that's just politeness. either way i give too few fucks to wash more often.

>>721109237

she'll be quite a grandma way before turning 30

>>721107377
depends. i have phases when i shower every day because it feels nice, but most of the time body 2 a week or so, hair once a week or every two weeks (it's extremely dry, never really gets greasy)

people who say ' i dont't stink ' ARE the people who are the smelliest. Ask another person if you stink you degenerate

>>721109635
few times a week cigs, make me have to brush my teeth

Every day.... but 2 times a week i shower cold

>>721109418
no this is bad for the skin, it dries out faster in cold tempretures and the hair gets dirtier when you wash it every day. like this i have more time in the morning and i give my body the chance to use it's own cleaning functions.
i also stopped using deodorant on a regluar basis. now i have zero skin probklem my hair is more vital and the smell of sweat got far less.
all those body hygine as it's brought to you by commercials is wrong and not far as good as they try to tell you. dont swallow that pill.

>>721109715
I can't fuck anyone in the ass if I changed their diapers at some point.

>he doesn't know the rules

I'm so alfa I shower in pussy juice

>>721109635
teeth are serious business. mornings and nights without fail.

>>721109799
You're fucking disgusting and there's no arguing that.

Your hair cleans itself after a while (maybe 2 weeks)

All you have to worry about it BO

>>721109813
>my hair is more vital

>>721109813
There is nothing wrong with washing, washing with antibacterial shit is a bad idea and yes deodorant is shocking and I only use it when I have to.

>>721109831
You have 8 kids, please stop it. Nobody needs 8 kids if they aren't a farmer.

>>721109648
Why use severity of stink as the measure.
Basic human hygiene is a daily wash, and why wouldn't you? Even if you didn't think you need one before work, wouldn't you at least want to be washed and clean for bed? Instead of lying in the day's crud all night... and then going back to work?

>>721109888
what's the right way to say it? that was just translated from my native tongue

>>721107377
Body 4-5 a week and Hair 1 a week

>>721107377
Every two to three days. I clip my nails and shave/cut once a week.

Sufficient. It's healthy to get a bit funky here and there.

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If you don't shower daily you should seriously consider suicide.

>>721108872

its not that I think its healthy. I simply just enjoy showering twice a day. It always cleans up my mind.

Once every other day. I take cold showers so I get a clean body without the drawbacks of dry skin. Literally just turn the cold on and go.

>>721109917
I didn't have any before I joined 4chan. There is probably some correlation there.

>>721107377
Every day I leave the house or had a workout.

So never.

>>721110022
kekkles

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>>721110057

I live in Florida, I shower whenever I come home from going somewhere. Usually ends up being 1-3 times a day. I wash my hair every other day.

I'm always soaked in sweat and hot, I cool off

I've showered all but maybe 5 days in the last 17 years. This is a true statement.

>>721109919
I'm not using the severity of stink as the measure, it was just to illustrate my point. I don't consider myself "dirty" until 3 or 4 days without showering. I mean there are no stains on my skin and it's still pretty smooth, my hair looks normal and no terrible body odor (except maybe a little bit the genitals but it's ok) = not dirty imo.
I'm single (obviously) so I don't give a shit if my genitals smells a little bit, it's not unhealthy. And I like to tell myself I save some water for the planet

about once every 2 months, truth spoken

>>721110216
and with clothes on nobody can smell your genitals

>>721107377
Twice a day

>>721110174
*I cool off with showers followed by sitting in the AC and smoking weed. I smoke almost every time after I take a shower, it's so refreshing.

There are some people with serious "nose blindness" here. If you don't know who the stinky one in the room is, you're the stinky one.

>>721110216
I don't know how people don't feel the sweat and dirt that gets in you throughout the day

Inb4 "daily showers make your skin MORE oily".

You neckbeards just don't know what actually feeling clean looks like.

I bet yall cum all over yourselves and dont even take a shower inmediately afterwards.

>>721110451
>I don't know how people don't feel the sweat and dirt that gets in you throughout the day
just don't be a pussy and be a man

I havnt showered or changed sheets or clothes nor brushed my teeth for over 5 months

>>721110304
This, also it shouldn't be about doing the vare minimum to not smell like ass. You should FEEL dirty if you don't shower all day. Even if you don't go outside.

Showers feel so good and are so refreshing, I don't know why people don't like them. I take showers whenever I feel tired, sad, stuffed up, or sweaty and it always makes me feel better.

Hot as hell shower at first, then ice cold for 20 seconds before I get out.

>>721110216
>consider myself
Do you think others would consider you dirty?
Would you shake hands with a man who hasn't washed in 4-5 days considering most men jerk it once a day, the thought of his ass crack gone unwashed for a week, let alone any other matter he's collected on himself from public area's like bathrooms or public transportation? Would you want anyone you cared about being near such a person who cares so little about their own hygiene, appearance and even health?
Do you think a man so lax with his own basic life skills would make for a good friend, housemate, employee or partner?

>>721110304
huh...

i have only ever noticed 2 types of BO that i can't stand; one of them is hobo tier, the other is a type that i'm sure is due to genetics, because only certain people have this stink and only when sweaty.

>>721110502
Nah, I'd rather feel good and be clean.

>>721109857
not like it matters if I am, I don't leave the house

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Be honest, how many of you jack off without taking a shower right after? Let alone DAYS after?

You disgusting fucks. I used to do this, so I know how disgusting it is.

Daily when i'm active, every second day if i don't break a sweat

>>721110816
Do you not like the feeling of minty fresh breath at least once a day after waking up?

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>He doesn't wash his asshole with bodywash and a loofah daily

>>721110963
Haha, I sure do. Feels good not like sexually good but feels good to know that area has been addressed

>>721110938
I never wake up with minty breathe even if I do brush my teeth before bed

>>721110938
People like this are too depressed to even make themselves feel good by doing basic hygiene.

>>721110841
Depends, if it's a clean load into a rag or something, than next morning shower is fine, if not wash my dick in the sink after.

>>721110841
i cum on my stomach and wipe with tissues until dry.

sometimes there's slight residual crustiness on my treasure trail, but i don't feel compelled to take a shower immediately. feels ambivalent, man.

also a great deal of my own smells are pleasant to me.

>>721107377
once a day, i'm not a hairy monkey so I don't sweat often. white people need to take showers 5 times a day they stink like shit.

>>721111021
I mean, after waking up with morning breath don't you like to get rid of that by spending 30 seconds brushing your teeth?

>>721107377
Since we're on the Internet I should probably make a joke about how I don't even know what a shower is but I can't think of one so I'm just gonna tell you the truth.

Once a day but I wash my hair every 2-3 days.

>>721111113
that's what a cig and food is for

About once every two days

>>721111089
Just wondering why you don't bust into the tissues and eliminate the middle man.

>>721111135
Though I have to admit that I sometimes go a week without a shower if I don't leave the house.

>>721111145
Smoker too, of course. Your breath must be horrendous.

>>721111211
You don't have a job do you?

>>721111111

>>721108872
Lel how do you get "clean and fresh" without a shower?

New question:

>How many of you piss in the shower regularly?

>>721111234
I do but when I'm on vacation I can easily go a week without going outside.

>>721111213
well they are pretty yellow

>>721108275
how come you only wash your hair once a week?
balding fag here

>>721108517
appreciated kek

Once a year, whether I need it or not.

>>721108872
>not knowing you smell terrible to other people

>>721111260
Never do, had a big argument with former roommate about this.

>>721109160
I've been to one
the entire hotel stunk

>>721107377

Showering is for the peasant class.

I bathe.

Every Sunday night.

Good hour long soak in a cast iron, claw foot tub.

Shower

I guess you enjoy the felling of being pissed on

Disgusting

>>721111260
why wouldn't you? if you have to go just go

>>721110645
>Do you think others would consider you dirty?
Nope, others think I'm normal since I don't look or smell dirty at all (100% sure of it)
>Would you shake hands with a man who hasn't washed in 4-5 days considering most men jerk it once a day, the thought of his ass crack gone unwashed for a week, let alone any other matter he's collected on himself from public area's like bathrooms or public transportation?
If the guy would look clean, yes sure, how could I know ? Ofc if he was a greasy dirty fat pig like the ones you can see in cringe threads I wouldn't I guess. I often wash my hands, I've rarely been sick and I never had any infection or anything related to bad hygiene. I consider my immune system stronger than those of people who wash everyday especially for this reason
>Would you want anyone you cared about being near such a person who cares so little about their own hygiene, appearance and even health?
I wouldn't let children touch a greasy fatass as pictured in last answer because their immune system is weaker than adults, for adults I don't give a shit they do what they want they're old enough to know
>Do you think a man so lax with his own basic life skills would make for a good friend, housemate, employee or partner?
Don't you think you're extrapolating a little bit? But yeah, if the guy looks and smell clean yes sure he could be a good friend etc... If he was a greasy fat pig no

2-3 times a day to escape depression

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>>721109799
That's no excuse anon. Brush your teeth everyday, you don't wanna get gingivitis

Once a week when I leave the house to go shopping. Sometimes less if I have enough food.

>>721111419
How often do you pour your chamberpot out the window?

>>721109813
LOL ya it's called you go used to your own body odor you retard

>>721111419
As opposed to soaking in your own filth and supercharging your bacteria.

>>721108872
>be Anon
>morbidly obese
>taking a shower is horribly exhausting
>idea.jpg
>tell everyone not showering is healthy
>deo is shower in a can
>success

2 months later

>be anon again
>mommy takes all GBPs away because room smells like pre 1800 versailles
>take revenge by jerking off in her lunch

>>721107377
I had really greasy skin few months ago, but then I discovered I had vitamin D deficiency. After 2 weeks of taking 50mg of vitamin D daily, the effects appeared and it felt fantastic. I've been having the same problem for about 10 years.. I recommend it to people who are struggling with acne. Vitamin D3 (D3, not D2 or D12 etc).

>>721111401
but why? I mean it's not like piss is unhygenic. Also it literally saves water. At least if you're used to flush every time you take a piss, which is highly discouraged.

>>721109635

Once a week at best.

>>721108769
this so much

>>721111170
well, actually on the whole i've done it that way more often.

most times i have to wipe my stomach these days is because of my wife either through creampie, sloppily finished bj, or hj. often these are after having had a shower and also i get lazy after cumming.

>>721109635
I shower every day but I honestly can't remember the last time I brushed my teeth... It might have been 5 years ago.

>>721111603

>caring about water

Lmao I don't live in Africa.

>>721111479
then oh well

>>721111693
>not caring about water bill

Lmao I don't need to be a jew to try and keep my money together

>>721110841

I wank 2/3 times a day and shower once a week, I don't even change my underwear until I've showered. I just wipe the cum down the side of my bed, the stains usually come out of the mattress cover unless I don't change my bed for 2 months.

>>721111754

But you are.

>>721111754
>not living with mum

FUCKIN KEK'D

I very rarely leave the house, I do however go to collage every friday so I shower not long before that. So once a week? Maybe twice if I feel extra dirty.

>>721111260
not regularly, but i'll do it if the need arises.

if i have to just piss i'll most often do it in the sink, though.

>>721108071
Tits or GTFO!

>>721108872
>water is dangerous for you
stinking retard

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R8 my bathroom

To do: Put up a toilet paper holder, scrub the grime on the inside of the toilet.

>>721111603
I don't want to be standing around in my friends piss residue or whatever is possibly left behind from his urine.

I also hate the whole "urine is sterile" argument. If it's so sterile drink a big glass of it.

Every day during Summer. Every other day during Winter (barring activities that would cause me to sweat).

Only wash hair every other day.

>>721111454
>others think I'm normal
But they wouldn't if they knew?
>look clean, how could I know
If you knew he was unwashed for days, scratching his ass and picking his ears?
>immune system
You seem to accept that being unwashed makes you a better carrier for pathogens, which can harm both you and others, while advocating against washing.

I mean, you seem conflicted by saying others would think less of me if they knew, however i'm not a total fag greasy pig so i'm still within tolerance, and that tolerance being by your own poor standard. Like you're hoisting up "total fat greasy pig' as worst case scenario, and that because you're not their yet it's ok, and that my friend is the same excuse people make all the time. I'm not so fat i'm bed ridden so it's ok,...

>>721111971
You could literally accomplish this in 10 minutes OP, do it today.

>>721111984
sterile is not the same as non-toxic or even non-disgusting, i'll give you that.
but all of the components of urine are water soluble and get washed away really easily.

>>721111021
That's cuz gingivitis....

Shower daily because I feel sluggish if I don't take a morning shower. (I may skip on weekends if I'm not planning to go out)
Add an evening bath when I'm not feeling well or need the comfort, about twice a month.
And of course, wash my hands each time I go to the bathroom.

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My bathtub is clogged so it it's like half full with nasty water and same with my sink.

>>721110963
loofahs are disgustingly unhygienic

>>721107377
devery ay

>>721112338
Why aren't you out getting the probably 2 things you need to fix it?

How fucking lazy are you?

>>721111596
Mgs? Or IU? 50 mgs is a fuck load. 50 IU is basically nothing.

Why do so many faggots shower once a day? Once every two days tops. Fucking hilarious that people think you'll smell + look like a dumpster if you go a few days without showering. What a waste of water and electricity. Either you guys have some seriously fucked up body odor or you don't know how to keep yourself clean outside of the shower.

>>721112273
what is ginger vitis

>>721112411
super duper lazy

>>721111678
Those things must look incredible. Post pic

>>721108071
same

>>721112473
Saem

>>721111984
in that case you should refuse to enter a shower anyone else but you has used altogether because of all their sweat and dirt that's left behind. or is that any less disgusting than piss?

>>721112411
the slow loris is my spirit animal

>>721112458
My hair gets noticeably greasy if I sleep a full night then don't shower in the morning.

Also if I sweat there's literally zero reasoning behind not cleaning that shit up.

>>721112023
No, I have to buy a toilet paper holder, install it, plus the toilet scrubbing will take longer than that if I don't half ass it

>>721112492
They don't look weird or anything. Regular teeth, color not off, no holes, no pain.

>>721112525
That's unpreventable, pissing in the shower is easily prevented.

>>721111971
Don't like the walls since I prefer tiles. Bathmat by the sink looks dirty.
4/10

>>721112554
Go right now to the store and buy these supplies

>>721112458
Showering feels good.

>>721107377

i take a shower every morning after work (i work night shift) i dont shower when im off work.

2-4 times a week. depends on what i do. When i just study the whole week, I shower once.

>>721112458

considering my job. i prefer to take a shower when i get off work. i dont want my bed covered in diesel oil and steel dust

>>721109846
This, 100%

I also floss, but that's just because I enjoy the sensation

5 days a week

>>721107377
Once a day

>>721112610
I have to pay rent and my Internet bill first, so money is very tight now. I'll do it when I get my next paycheck, I need to make sure I have money for groceries.

>>721112586
oh so it's less disgusting of people can't help it? are you listening to yourself?
that's like saying a teen boy shouldn't be spanked on his testicles for ejaculating in his sleep because it's not his fault.

>>721107377
Only every three or four days. It started because my asshole roommates use up all the hot water but my acne has cleared up bigly since I started showering less, I guess because of the natural oils. If I stink I shower sooner, obv.

>>721112786
I said it's easily preventable vs their grime being inevitable. Why am I needing to explain this to you?

>>721112439
Yes, I do mean milligrams. 50mg or if you prefer IU then 2000IU. There are even 100mg pills sold over the counter. Do some research, its not so much..

I shower every day before dinner.

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>>721112786
ok....

i live in a van - take a guess

>>721112458
What do you do for a living there buttercup? Easy to keep clean when your duties are collecting neetbux from the mailbox. After 10 hours a day in a shipyard I kinda wanna wash that filth off

>>721112703
That's understandable. If I was a hardcore mechanic, butcher, fixed sewers etc. for a living that's totally reasonable to want to shower every day. But most people I know have simple jobs. Cubicles, grocery stores, etc. And they're so fucking hardcore about at least 1 shower a day, another buddy of mine sometimes takes 3. He works as an accountant. I'll never understand..

>>721112786
yeah you gotta put boys from age 12 on in chastity devices and edge them regularly to impose sexual dominance. the fact that mommy is in control of their small hairless willies and their orgasm is humiliating

One of my friends washes his hands both before and after taking a piss...100% of the time.

>>721112967
I work as a manager in a grocery store. Sorry your job sucks, I make bank and leave just as clean when I walk in every day. People with gross jobs can shower all they want, can't pay me enough.

>>721113062
They didn't go in for that fancy book larnin

>>721112921
every time it rains

>>721112710
i used to floss with sewing threads as a kid (maybe 8-10 yo) to get rid of meat and popcorn. it used to break pretty often and i was genuinely thinking "if only there was a better, more solid and slippery thread". parents were clueless about oral hygiene, thank fuck i listened to dentists.

also i had no idea how anyone could think toothpicks were in any way a fine solution to stuff in between teeth. i still don't.

>>721113011
god that makes me horny. if you want to sexually discipline a teen boy this is what you have to do;

introduce a reward system (like the GBPs but less autistic). the boy must be kept in strict chastity. every time the boy helps in the house or gets good grades he gets points. it is up to him to cash in those points. of he decides to use them he is tied spread eagle to his bed and masturbated by mommy. every point on his account will equal one stroke. this continues until his point account is empty. if he managed to have an orgasm, good for him, if not, he's just been edged. either way after that he goes back into chastity and the game starts over.

>>721110022
Explain

>>721112984

could also have something to do with their upbringing too. i dated a chick who, growing up, would only bathe once a week and when we dated she was still the same way

>>721112749
There's no hope for you.

>>721113272
This is not okay anon

>>721113272
Kill yourself pedo

>>721113272
holy shit I'm diamonds right now. if he's kept in constant chastity shouldn't he get regular milkings to ensure he stays healthy?

Minimal once a week, twice a week if I'm going out, and any day that I exercise

>>721113272
Hot

2 times a day. Morning and at the night
Like a routine

>inb4 you can get sick by showering too much
been doing this like 4-5 years, never got sick for doing this

>>721109237
Why? That's such a waste of time.
I used to spend 4 hours a day doing hygiene, I'm down to like one hour now and it's so much better

>>721107377
3 times a day in the morning, after work, before bed.

>>721107377
Every day body and (short) hair, sometimes at gim after workout, otherwise at home.

>>721113352
Of course. A teen boy can either be milked by stimulation his prostate or by repeated edging. The latter is more cruel of course and requires the boy to be released from his chastity device.

>>721112921
Its a trick, you are parked near a lake or a fountain

>>721113062
>I work as a manager in a grocery store. Sorry your job sucks, I make bank

lol $400 a week isn't a lot

>>721109690
Mormon detected

>>721112571
How! ?

Whenever bae does

>>721109653
>panties
>beard
Kill yourself faggot.

I'm 34, live with 5 room mates, and most of us shower twice a week max. My bro showers every day but he's an exterminator so poisons and shit. When I worked in historical renovation I showered every day. Now I shower 2 to 3 times a week. Really there isn't a smell difference. I can't tell if a room mate has showered today or 5 days ago, even if I'm freshly showered, or have been showering every day. The "filth" campaign Johnson and Johnson is selling most of you is a myth.

>>721113560
I guess milking my edging also requires the boy to be bound to his bed so he can not stimulate himself to orgasm.

>>721113463
she may have some weird psychological associations around hygiene. we hooked up one time whilst drunk and it was a slowmotion trainwreck. i guess i can sort of sympathize, but she went into the shower like 3 times.

>>721113272
>>721113352
>>721113560
>>721113708
humanity is beyond rescue. abandon world.

>>721113570
Yeah, I'm really crying over my 35k+ a year with four weeks of vacation and full benefits. Right in the feels bro.

>>721108872
>nothavingagf.jpeg

>>721113560
keeping a boy in chastity can be quite a task by the way. a good method is a chastity piercing. this will teach him self control as is makes erections incredibly painful.
one part of the piercing goes through the glans, the other part goes through the base off the scrotum. when the two are connected, his penis will be forced down and an erection will pull on the piercing.

>>721113701

What do the girls you have over say about it?

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>>721113701
>I can't tell if the other 5 grotty fucks i live with have even showered this week
>"filth" is a myth to sell soap
Oh anon...

>>721114005
jeeesus christ what is wrong with you people? did your moms molest you or what?

>>721114141
no, but I wish she had

>>721114141

It's usually a lack of attention rather than too much.

>>721114005
Can you fuck off to your own thread? You faggot virgins are killing /b/. Please die.

>>721114131
I miss dirty jobs..

>>721114225
nigger this is /b/
if you want people to stay on topic go to reddit or something

btw it can be helpful for the effect of a spanking to force the boy to maintain en erection during the whole punishment and during his naked 1 hour corner time, kneeling on rice for some extra punishment

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>>721107377
once a day, usually in the morning, twice if i have an important commitment at afternoon/night or if it's a particularly hot/dirty day.

It's probably a cultural + weather thing though, most people i know irl does it like this.

>>721111848
>do it on the sink
agree.

>>721114343
There's wandering from topic and then there's the cancer that you incest fucks devolve almost every thread into.

>>721111316
im not the barber but i stopped washing my hair everyday and my hair looked and felt a lot healthier

>>721107377
used to be every day, but since I've become a hermit, pretty much just a couple of times a week now.

>>721114343
agree on that. the additional humiliation will get the message into his stupid little brain while sexual frustration makes him more sensitive to pain. also it's fun watching him kneeling over a puddle of his own pre cum. you should force him to lick it up

>>721107377
What the dirt starts to peel off and look weird.

>>721114565
>I've become a hermit
explain

>>721114619
Thank's man. I masturbate to this chat now. Wanna know how often I can bring myself to edge until I can't take it anymore.

>>721114699
I'm a hermit too we just don't go anywheres we stay home all day I only go outside to smoke and that's 1 foot from my door.

>>721111547
This

>>721111547
underrated post

>>721113632
activated almonds

>>721107377
>How often do you shower?
Once every five weeks.

>>721107377
Shower every other day, unless i exercise; then i shower after.

>>721107377
body 2 times a day
hair once a day

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twice a day

>>721108872
I don't want my ass smeling like shit for 5 days

>>721115894

Try wiping you Paki.

>>721108677
This.

>>721108872
The only reason I shower most everyday is because I work a job in which I get dirty. As much as I want to walk a ound caked in dirt I dont.

pretty much just after i train which is usually 2-3 times per week. Sometimes 4

>>721107377
Every other day or so. If I just spent the entire day sitting around (IE didn't do a 12 hour shift at work) I'll sometimes skip it.

Once every 2 days

>>721111383
>worrying about what other people think

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>>721107377
twice a day just because i love warm water

>>721109345

Same. I can't function without a hot shower

>>721109585
> ive been walking home from work in the cold everynight
here is the answer

>>721111401
How did your roommate know?

Me, i'll actually hold my piss till im in the shower, don't know why just do.

>>721112011
>But they wouldn't if they knew?
I don't know, if they are as freaked out by it as you are I guess they wouldn't think I'm normal yeah

>If you knew he was unwashed for days, scratching his ass and picking his ears?
Oh well I don't really know then since it never happened. But once again, if they look clean I wouldn't give a fuck I guess.

>You seem to accept that being unwashed makes you a better carrier for pathogens, which can harm both you and others, while advocating against washing.
I'm not advocating against washing, I'm just advocating against the fact that not washing everyday automatically makes you a dirty monster. And yes I accept the fact that beeing dirty (not beeing unwashed) makes you a better carrier for pathogens, I mean it's the truth.

You seem to confuse not washing everyday and beeing dirty af

>>721116435
He told me he pissed in the shower all the time and I said, dude what the fuck just piss in the toilet. Might as well be pissing right on my feet.

>>721107377
2 times a month

>>721116540
>Frenchfag detected

>>721111693
The average american.

Showering everyday becouse going to gym and sweating like horse.

>>721107377
once a day, every morning

>>721107377
depends
when i went to school i used to shower once every two days.
Now im just sitting at home so i could get up to a week before i get in the shower and sometimes i shower once every two days or every 3 days.
>inb4 fat retard
>inb4 fat retard thinks showering is exhausting

>>721116497
>Might as well be pissing right on my feet
you like it kinky, uh?

maybe 2-3 times a week. Always with soap, never shampoo or conditioner

>>721116659
Get a fucking job you piece of dog shit.

>>721116700
i am in the process of getting a job.
by working that job means i have to shower once everyday or once every two days again.

>>721116617

I'm not an American, don't they have water restrictions over there?

>>721116700
stay mad wagecuck

>>721116964
Only in drought areas in some areas during the summer. Very small % of people affected.

>>721114005
Man im choking in laughter right now

Eh, when I smell myself.

>>721111971
>not using trash bag
>inside of toilet.. I would not sit on that
>floor
>that rug
4/10

>>721117969
Seriously I'd start pissing in the sink, at least he keeps that clean.

generally shower once a day in the evenings. sometimes ill skip it firday night if im not doing anything saturday.

>>721118140
Why not first thing in the morning tho

>>721107377
Need to shower first thing in the morning to wake up. Especially on cold winter days