How often does /b/ get super-liked?

>>721104420
Never. Im fat you nigger

I got Super Liked recently, but she was pretty average, had weird photo cut from some group photo and no bio. 50 km from me. Swiped left and remained a virgin.

>>721104420
You look like a mouth breather and an imbecile... But the girl isnt any better also

>>721104978

Good man. Only fatties 'superlike' guys beacuse no one will swipe them, compared to normal chicks who just look at their shoes and have 20,000 guys lining up with their dicks out and her to choose.

>>721105182
This is true anything more than like 20 miles gets to be too much

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>>721104420
420 get

>>721105110
flush yourself down the toilet.

Hey does anyone have any pic sets of guys i can use to catfish girls?

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>>721104420

maybe once a week or so?

>Always single mothers

I actually have super liked by mistake a couple times

>>721105609
have been thinking of doing this, so I can see how the women out of my league talk to guys haha

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>>721105609
1. probably somewhere on Tumblr
2. just become attractive yourself

I've never matched/been super liked before.

I'm not even some overweight neckbeard tard.

Could it be because I dont smile in my photos? I feel like a faggot taking a selfies, let alone smiling in them.

>>721105736

>24
>Single mother of three

God fucking god, that bitch better have very low standards...who in their right mind would date 24 year old with three fucking kids?

>>721105736
I'm always turned off by the single moms

>>721105736

she doesnt mention they are all nigger kids.

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>Kike

>>721105609
This
>>721105800
I got two matches iirc. They were both bots.

>>721105947
Actually, I did get a match.. from a bot.

Jesus Christ

>>721105800
Just appear like someone you wanna be around and you'll get matched in no time

>>721105926
WE WUZ KINGS

>>721106042
well I guess thats my problem then.. the people I want to be around dont exist.

.

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>>721106042
that's not going to happen.

>>721104420
Not OP but I would just like to hear your opinions. Would /b/ ever actually date a girl they met on tinder? I'm kinda into this one I just met so I'm curious

>>721106001
Yeah I gave up on that a long time ago. Generally I wouldnt recommend online dating to anyone under a 7.5

Funny, the people who need the least help dating are the only ones who can do well online.

>>721106279
How is that funny?

>>721106200
Why wouldn't you ? farkkk
I've dated lots of people off plenty of fish. I just got on tinder hopefully the people are more classy haha

>>721106332
I meant funny as in peculiar. Not funny like funny.

>>721106332
From an ironic standpoint clearly dickhead

>>721106416
i don't find irony funny, jessica.

>>721106279
Why give up dude? dating is fucking hard for everyone. I hate the rejection but meh

>>721106394
>tinder
>classy
Not gonna happen friend. When you say dated to you mean casually? Cause I'm talking about with the intent to possibly be more serious/exclusive etc.

>>721104976
Tits or gtfo

How the fuck else do people meet people? Other than going to clubs and shit?

Tinder has been useless to me.

I'm too old for nightclubs, the local gym is full of meat heads and sluts that wouldnt give me a second look and my job is an all male environment.

I'm not one to just go out and meet people for no reason.. so what else is there?

yeah most of the people I've dated were serious but I didn't think I was the right person for them.
One girl I wish I never lost her but oh well.

>>721106616
match.com, you dumb truck.

>>721106616
Usually at a friend's party, or through a friend for me. Otherwise a bar.

>>721106665
Lost the girl, lost the quads by 1. When does this nightmare end?

>>721106700
hanukkah

Do you talk to anyone on tinder ? why is it useless for you ?

>>721106200
Anyone else got an opinion on this? For a friend..

>>721106667
>match.com
never heard of it. sounds like another tinder

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>>721105609
Just do what this guy did and find some early stock pictures of a model when they were less famous/pro. Aside from this guy's idiotic oversimplification of the matter, the results are interesting nonetheless.

>>721105816
She is super cute though, that being said kids are real dealbreaker.

>>721104420
Zero - I have no intent in wasting my time looking at other pictures of people when I can shit post on 4chan and see tits all day.

>>721106139
>>721106194
:(

>>721106470
I gave up on tinder and okc and all that shit. Okc was the only one where I could get girls talking. Most others on other sites didn't even reply ffs. But I've never been on a date from a girl I've met online. Actually never been on a date at all (had a gf) but that's beside the point.

Anyway, I'm just waiting for girls to show clear interest from now on. I'm way too shy to approach random chicks and anywhere else you meet girls it's not okay to ask them out.

Its weird though, the girls that are usually into me are like the hottest ones. Way out of my league imo but apparently there's something about me. Every time I ask them out though I get the same runaround as always.

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>>721106807
fuck thats depressing. I have no chance. guess I'm stuck with the fatties.

>>721106928
i hope you get diarrhea today and tomorrow.

>>721106928
That gets me genuinely tilted

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>>721106968
Stay ass-blasted.

I don't do online dating, but my girlfriend super-likes me :)

>>721105800

Your account is probably bugged. I had the same thing; although the app doesn't tell you, for some reason they put you on a spam or bot account list so you don't get shown to anyone. I never got a like in 2 months when I first made my account. Read this theory about the spam bot marker thing and deleted my account, started again. Got a match the next day.

Never got another match again since mind you, so either I'm woman repellant or my account is bugged again.

>>721106957
Not necessarily. I've seen less than stellar looking men with decent looking women, but you will need something to offset you looks. Social status/value/popularity is a good one, money can also work IF you use it correctly (most men don't, they end up marrying a golddigger, because they're idiots). Even being skilled at or passionate about something interesting can give you social value (I'm sure you've seen or at least heard of musicians and athletes getting laid because of their talents even when they aren't famous). In the end all means of attracting a woman boil down to the same thing: If you didn't have whatever it is she likes; she wouldn't want you. It doesn't matter if we're talking about looks, money, status, whatever it is that attracts her, she'd drop you like last week's garbage if you didn't have it. I know that makes them sound like they're basically leeches, but that's kind of just how it is.

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>>721107065
no, you!

>>721107131
How many friends does your Kikebook account have?

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>>721107092

>>721106946
Lol good luck being alone then, as much as i wish it was that way, it isn't. MGTOW here.

>>721106957
that's also total bullshit, but if you're too beta to get that, go on

>>721106957
I'm pretty good looking when I'm in shape but I stay out of shape like 8 months a year cause I'm lazy and I can still pull. I find that being funny is just as good as being handsome, and if you can pull both you'll definitely get your dick sucked.

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>>721107092

>>721106807
FUCKEN BITCHES, what the fuck are you supposed to do?

>>721106946
I wouldn't give up if I was you. everyone is in the same boat finding someone is hard that's just how it is. People are fucking difficult

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>>721107092

>>721107332
Not the guy you replied to, but want to know how I know you never really reach anybody?

Does anyone know how to make a fake profile? the mobile aunthen is fucking me over

>>721106957
It is bullshit. Attraction is all about how a person feels about themselves. How you use your muscles to hold up your skeleton. Get that shit evened out and see how more relaxed you'll be around people, and how much more attractive you'll be. It's not about chiseled features, it's about well-balanced ones. And it's all skeltal.

>get liked by woman first
>like her back only to have a match
>she won't write first
>write to her after one day
>no response

Why they do it? That wasn't a bot for sure, too detailed. It happened more than once, without me waiting. I don't start with only 'hey' usually try to ask about something she mentioned in bio or appears in photo.

Also, you can know who "normal liked" you, by setting low distance range. Anyone with distance greater than the one you set, liked you. Works worse in big cities.

I'm married and virtually celibate. I need an undercover freak in my life that's down for the win and good with bumpin ugliest and chillin with no commitment. Is tinder for me?

I dunno, man :(
Only 2 girls in my fucking existence told me I'm cute....

BUT guy stopped me on the street complimenting me, someone shouted at me ''what's up, cutie''.

Let alone the online dating apps where I only have luck in dudes.

I don't even like dudes, but it seems like this is all I can get for now.

>>721107394
>Be good looking.
>If you can't be good looking; be renowned to some extent.
>If you can't be renowned; be wealthy.
>If you can't be wealthy; be realistic.

>>721107540
It's an initial separation process. They right swiped because the picture was attractive enough but then you failed the secondary process of what or when you opened. It either wasn't to her liking or hit her at a bad time to respond and since they are swimming in that shit they don't care

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So I open up my profile to find that I am banned :? is there support any good

I can only think of one example and thats a girl who literally went psycho when I said I was looking for a relationship

>>721105736
Love single mothers, means they've defiantly been fucked by other men.

>>721107768
>defiantly
definitely*

>>721107893
*you're

>>721107893
No they were definitely defiant to the will of Allah you were right the first time Muslim brother

I made a facebook profile just for tinder (with zero facebook friends because I hate facebook) will tinder be shit for me?

>>721105816
You'd still fuck her though.

>>721107970
No. I have a friend that did that recently and it's worked just fine

>>721105866
Probably because she's in southeast Queensland. Niggers are thin on the ground in Australia.

>>721106200
Can I get just like one more opinion on this shit? From the not forever alone basement dwellers who'd date anything.

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>>721105736
At least she's hot.

Anyone know a good way to get past the mobile auth?

>>721108180
Idek wtf that is bruv. They text you or something?

>>721108211
Yes but I cant seem to get the fucking text

>>721108231
>Ask a friend to validate it from their number
>lie to dumb sloots for nude
>???
>you know the rest

>>721107330
"Showing interest" =/= approaching you

I'm talking clear signs she's interested.

Been superlike twice in the time I've had tinder, they immediately unmatched. Ive matched with maybe 20 girls total. 10 have been bots maybe 5 didn't talk.

I've had tinder almost since it started and only recently have i been getting matches regularly. Maybe 1 a week or so.

I've only met up with 1 so far and sexted with another before they ghosted me. Currently talking to one now, we're going to meet up tomorrow.

>>721108345
I just did and they cant get it either

any kind anon wanna help out?

>>721107417
Ok, I guess you didn't get this the first or the second time: I'm not giving up on dating, I'm giving up on online dating.

As far as regular dating goes, I'm taking it easy. It's been almost 4 years so I'm not really in need anymore. Not like how I used to be.

>>721104420
>ranking other humans like meat product
The kind of people who would actually participate in these cheapening, dehumanizing experiments lower themselves to think of each other and themselves in this way. I would avoid anyone who used such a thing, and am glad as fuck I got married before humanity descended the last rung into this era of shit.

>>721108596
So.. do you get laid now?

>>721105926
Yes yes yes

>>721108720
>implying that's not how animals do it throughout nature and all time.
What'd you buy your wife?

>>721106616
Same here, except I ride & race bikes, sail, and ski. Girls are everywhere. Single ones are one in a million, and sure, over 27, the single ones are usually single for a very good reason, but, if you wanted to fuck girls, just have some interests besides working and drinking. Clubs where you're not a member aren't clubs, there repositories for people with no idea of what to do with themselves. Avoid those cunts, they're shit.

>>721108784
>implying living like an animal is as good as you can do.
Why call yourself a human being?

>>721109064
Humans are animals too dummy

>>721108998
and by cunts I don't just mean the girls.

>>721105736
pass/10

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>>721108720
Even though the fedora meme is gay and meaningless, that was some powerfully fedorable shit you just said.

>>721109102
Yeah, animals equipped with giant brains capable of making infinitely better decisions and live better lives and improve. My neighbors dog eats it's own shit. Do you do that too?

>>721107970
They don't see your Facebook fam...or they shouldn't

>>721109357
Right so I can weed out some of the bad processes like shit eating, but keep the stuff that gets me laid like assessing a person's value and split second decision making. Have fun banging your high-school sweetheart for the rest of your like as she begins sneaking around behind your back. Don't worry those bumps on your jock are just from friction, she couldn't have gotten something from anyone else she's only been with you.

>>721109178
With anything, you can:
1. discuss the ideas
2. classify it, and let everyone know your judgement

Guess which of these has and builds value.

>>721109599
>builds value
>talking about tinder on /b
Kys m80

>>721109524
>being warned marriage isn't all rosy from a kid
lol

Been marredied 19 years sweet child. You have no idea.

>>721109722
Thanks dad

>>721109687
He's talking about everything, not just tinder. I just watched Black Mirror - Nosedive, and it's happening.

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Normalfags, what's it like to be normal? What's it like to be perfectly ok with uploading a pic of yourself online? And what's it like knowing you actually have a chance with an attractive woman?

I mean, I can't even imagine.

>pic related
I shouldn't even exist on the same planet as a girl this cute, and you'd probably find her average and swipe away from her. It's proof there is no god and the universe is absurd.

>>721109872
This thread just went full retard

Mega Blocks were superior plastic block toys to the Lego

>>721109722
>marredied
>died
You've been dead for 19years my nigga

>>721105736
>single mother
>griffith Uni

typical griftafe student

>>721109942
Think about it this way. If we were to regress to a hunter-gatherer society again...what would be your role or job?

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>>721110305
Good point.

>>721109942
>It's proof there is no god and the universe is absurd.

same here. ugly. have to settle for obese womem. luckily, theres a lot here, so i have my pick. last one i fucked was at least 250 lbs.

>>721110523
There's all kinds of flavors but at the end of the day it's still ice cream

>>721110685
Yeah, beautiful, slender girls are cookies 'n' cream and fat chicks are pralines and lard.

>>721109599
Is being an arrogant, dismissive prick really discussing ideas though?

>>721109942
To be perfectly fair, most "normal" people, whatever that is, don't end up with attractive women. They usually end up with average women, that match their average appearance and average lifestyle. You just naturally remember hot women with guys because that's what you desire.

>>721110779
Suddenly have a hankering for a double of boysenberry with rum and raisin.

>>721110927
At least they have find a cute average girl. That's far more than I can hope for.

Online dating has been garbage for me. I'm an average looking guy but I've never banged anything under an 8 and I don't think I could after this streak. That unfortunately means I kind of get laid maybe once a year because I'm really too autistic to just approach strangers. I got super liked once but most likely by mistake.

>>721110305
In that world you could be trained to do all kinds of shit. Any able-bodied man would be useful if he wanted to be.

>>721111049
If you say so.

>>721110685
>but at the end of the day it's still ice cream

i would trade with a normal looking guy any day. see how he likes my flavors.

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>>721107092
>I don't do online dating, but my girlfriend super-likes me :)
> :)
>>721107295
>>721107360
>>721107420
TopKek

>>721108735
Nope.

>>721106946
Instead of "asking a girl out", why don't you just skip to taking her home and fucking her?"

>>721112428
I love it when people give 3rd rate, incomplete advice. Really messes with their heads.

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>>721104420
nice fivehead bro

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>>721104420

>>721112428
That's not really part of my reality. Girls don't really think of me in a sexual way.

>>721112428
>>721112684
That and I don't really meet many girls I'm interested in (and even fewer who are interested back) not that I'm picky, it just requires so much for me to go for it that I have to be really into the girl in the first place.

>>721105926
>AACC
>IM GETTING MY DEGREE IN CRIMINOLOGICAL SOCIOLOGICAL PSYCHOLOGY CRIMINAL JUSTICE

I guess you can say that about any CC though

>>721105736
Lol how is she 24 for three kids

>>721112598
>>721112663
topkek