So, apparently of all the countries our glorious leader could

Go Australia

>>721101964
Australian's are faggots. You're all fine.

>>721101964
Mate you should look up what our special forces can do, but don't worry, Trump is a fucking dumb cunt, we know that

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We've been breeding emus for years.

>>721102053
cunts a sheepshagger

we also have a day where we celebrate taking the land from dirty abo's and trying to kill them off.

>>721102133
LOL. Homosexuals can smell us out every time

>>721101964
Hey man, no one's here to fuck spiders, all right?

dirty abbos can fuck off

>Australia
You mean new China?

After we stop playing in the pacific China is just gonna colonise the outback. Not even the Croc and his big knife can stop that!

>>721102133
must have slipped away from the /nzg/ thread

>>721101964
We will shove so many boomerangs down your throat you'll be shitting splinters for the rest of your life.
But seriously wtf America, we've had your back in everything since ww2 and then you go and pull this shit. I actually hoped trump would win but hanging up on our pm half way through a call is pretty poor form with one of your strongest allies

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bunch of abbo pussys

We're faggots who lost our masculinity on April 28, 1996, when some pooftah went on a rampage down in Tasmania and the dumbfucks handed over their guns to some bald weasel cunt.

You've got nothin to fear, ey.

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>>721102360

i heard astralia is a progressive shitlib fascisthole.
didn't they like ban small titty porn because it's too close to cp for them?

>>721102360
>dumbfucks handed over their guns to some bald weasel cunt.
20% of the guns, lots of which were non functional or simply magazines which also counted as a firearm for statistics sake.

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>>721102328
Is that what you're crying over? Holy shit, I thought you were tough.

>>721101964

Look up "The Rats of Tobruk"

Seriously there's a reason why every time they talk about becoming a republic the English just nod and smile (everyone else they threatened with war).

>>721102452
>i heard astralia is a progressive shitlib fascisthole.
>astralia

>the american education system lads

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>>721102443
>>721102452
Got it in one, mates. This is what started it all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Port_Arthur_massacre_(Australia)

Guy was mad fucking accurate too, you send that cunt to Iraq and it would've been over in fuckin days

>>721102452
too right m8,once the gook shela's turn 18 they get a free boob job

>>721102328
America has like 20 strongest allies nigger...each of you niglets sucking our dicks thinking they are no 1... lol

>>721101964
Strayan here, we won't go crocodile dundee since you have nukes but he is actually pushing us closer to china who is our closest trading partner, our politicians are already talking about pivoting to china, so like the EU you might not have any friends to call on when you're in need. Tbh good riddance, fuck you guys

>>721101964
>ass whooped when they tried to invade Turkey

What did they expect lol

>>721102676
It was the britfags expecting something, we were just their fucking guinea pigs.

>>721102671
soon all asstralians will have abbo nigger noses and chinky eyes keks

ausfag here, can confirm ur fucked

>>721102716
>we were just their fucking guinea pigs
Yes, and we were expecting lions, hence the outcome

>>721101964
Don't worry America, they can't leave their island, it's still a penal colony.

Anyone who tries to leave it is attacked by sharks and / or emu's. Ontop of that China really wants to take it over, so they need you Americans to act as the neo-cold war buffer against the communist invaders, or would do if China wasn't just immigrating.

>>721101964
No need to worry Aussies.. America will fuck it self. Isolating your country works great ( ask North Korea). America needs us more than we need them. Their new President looks like a fucking clown. Just ride it out and you just know that soon the Americans will be lining up to migrate to Mexico.

>>721102768
Because the fucking pansy brits couldnt do it themselves.

Tea drinking cunts

>>721101964
>getting their ass whipped by Turkey
they also lost a war to Emus.
Australia ain't shit.

>>721102811
>Because the fucking pansy brits couldnt do it themselves.
Why have a dog and bark yourself?

>>721102360
lol no aussie writes like this. every cunt in primary school knows it's "poofter" not "pooftah" you aussie-pretending faggot

Oh I didn't realize we sent the country that lost to emus into turkey, sorry.
Probably tried to get rid of the convicts or something.

>>721102811
oops our bad, only took control of 50% of the globe not more.
Rip

>>721102629
This much delusion. America has slowly isolated more and more of its allies. If trump withdraws NATO support i would like too see how many you still have left. Even canada which is basically baby America doesnt want anything to do with you
Tl;dr lets see how well you do completely isolated

we have April 18th too

>>721102857
yeah nah fuck ya ey

>>721102874
Nah, we were hoping for a victory, as the outcome would have been the biggest ever turkey drumsticks at Christmas

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>>721101964
Fuck off cunt

>>721102053

Fuck off cunt

>>721102629

No one thinks that. YOU think that.

>>721102676

Fuck off cunt

Anyone actually have a point?

>>721102913
It's "aye" you stupid cunt.

>>721102833
>>721102874
For the uneducated;

We failed to hunt as many emu's as planned.

In an under-developed, diabete-hindered amerifat's brain, this means losing a war

>>721102789
>China really wants to take it over

What the fuck for? Australia doesn't have the resources to justify such a stupid venture. Don't get me wrong, Australia's all right, but what on earth would China get out of this that would justify them attempting to take it over? Christ, don't they have every other Asian country to contend with before they think about that?

>>721102913
Canadian confirmed

Not an ausfag.

>>721102992
Chuckled

>>721102789
America was a penal colony too, the twatty british government just sent all the really crap crims to Oz, pick pockets and the like, they sent the real scum to America.
Having spent time in both countries, I'd say the Aussies would kick the living fuck out of the Yanks, if it wasn't for the USA using cowardly weapons like drones and long range missiles. Hand to hand, the Aussies would rip the yanks apart.

>>721103003
Gold, mate. Gold.

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>>721102390
People who go to Bali suck anyway.
Where is this again?

He praise daddy putin call and disrespected our prime minister. They should fight thier own fucking wars. Respect to turnbull.

>>721102390
I've been to Bali too.

>>721103055
In hand to hand combat the gorilla would mop the human.

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Remember when this man, who set up strategies to ensure that Australia was the only country in the world that made it through the Global Financial Crisis completely intact, and who promised a nationwide broadband network with super-fast speeds that would cost approximately 31 billion U.S. dollars, was stabbed in the proverbial back by his own political party, after which his party lost the election to a government that offered a heavily "watered down" national broadband internet network...

... and, 9 years later, the NBN Corporation working on this inferior network, had to be "bailed out" by the same government that offered the "watered down" version, to the tune of over 14 billion U.S. dollars, causing the single-worst infrastructure disaster in this nation's history, a project that has now blown out to more than 35 billion U.S. dollars while still unfinished...

... while a significant proportion of households in rural areas have to put up with approximately 5mbit connections and frequent disruptions (with a permanent latency of about 0.6 seconds because, you know, SATELLITE)?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Yeah, 'Murica's got nothing to worry about; just a bunch of descendants of the toughest, worst criminals in Britain, who live comfortably every day with the majority of the most dangerous animal & insect species on the planet.
Meanwhile we can't take slightly harsh words. We're fine, should hand those Dundee fuckers their asses forthwith.

>>721103183
>inb4 coalitiontard

>>721103142
annnnnd??

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>>721103227

>>721103227
They weren't the worst crims, mainly just petty crims. The scum got sent to America, the worst of the worst got hanged.

>>721102992
>failed to hunt as many emu's as planned
That's a funny way of saying "we wasted a bunch of money and time deploying military hardware to kill birds and gave up when we realized we were pointlessly wasting time and money".

Your own government is the one that called it the Great Emu War, not us. Sorry if that hurts your feefees and sends you into emotional-insult-mode but that's what actually happened. And if you can't kill a bunch of flightless birds, you can't do jack shit to the New American Empire.

>>721103263
Do you really wanna compare fat people cunt?

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>>721101964
America is a falling power.. in 10 years China's economy will be bigger.. and who the fuck is growing rich sending them iron and coal.. we fucking are.. America can go fuck itself. Or at least Trumps America can. I want too see the faces of all those red necks who voted him in after Donald gives them the money shot.

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>>721103227

>>721103326
>That's a funny way of saying "we wasted a bunch of money and time deploying military hardware to kill birds and gave up when we realized we were pointlessly wasting time and money".

Different anon, but actually it just sounds like a more concise way of saying what you just said. So not really all that funny.

>>721103183
He promised the broadband, but delivered a bunch of shit. Whilst i would prefer a complete fibre overhaul, by the time the coalition inherited the nbn it was vastly overbudget and behind schedule. Rudd set up a piece of shit that still hasnt been fixed, go fuck yourself

>>721103326
The Defense Department reported that the overall cost of the Vietnam war was $173 billion (equivalent to $770 billion in 2003 dollars). Veteran's benefits and interest would add another $250 billion ($1 Trillion in 2003 dollars).

>>721103391
>a more concise
Not at all. It's less concise because it paints an inaccurate albeit less embarrassing picture than what actually happened.
It wasn't "hunting fewer birds than we intended", it was 10,000 rounds of ammunition fired from machineguns and the birds just not giving a fuck. Look it up.

>>721103326
What about America's failure to invade Canada? Literally weak as piss, and you dropkicks couldn't manage it. Also, a few blokes with rifles and IQ's equivalent to that of lampposts out bush for literally 39 days doesn't seem like a waste of time to me really. Dense cunt.

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>>721103502
>delivered a bunch of shit

That's a funny way of saying, "Gillard and co. royally fucked him because they weren't prepared to put in the work like he did."

Still, points for trying, newfriend.

>>721103502
I said >Inb4 coalitiontard

Where's your evidence?
We will never know because before it was rolled out coalition inherited government by spraying shit over channel 7, 9 and 10 (I know you cunts love your mainstream Tv telling you how to think) about how Gillard back stabbed Rudd. Than it went from a 40 billion project down to 9 billion estimated and they removed the fibre optics in favour of placing nodes and spreading copper out from it.

>>721103549
We were sent with 10,000 rounds you ignorant cunt. 10,000 were NOT fired.

>Look it up.

>>721103326
B-but we didnt deploy our best divisions, mate.

fuckin abbo shitskins...just one nuke and they'd all be dundeed lolz

>>721102390
Kiss me Ketut

>>721103643
Do a bit of research, sure gillard certainly didnt improve things but it was fucked from the start, and certainly would never cost as low as rudd promised

>>721103523
>Vietnam war
There's problem #1 with your point of view. The United States was not at war with North Vietnam. South Vietnam was. The USSR was providing funding and hardware to North Vietnam and we were there to make sure all that money went to waste.

It's like this:
If the US actually went into North Vietnam in force we would have scared everyone else in southeast Asia into running to the USSR to protect them from us. Actually defeating North Vietnam would have *increased* the spread of the Soviet Union when we were trying to *slow* the spread of communism. That's why we hanged back tried to build up South Vietnam so that *they* could win because for us it was a no-win scenario.

The reason we stopped wasn't even because of North Vietnam winning (that didn't happen until a few years after we pulled out). It was because the people back in the US were very close to attempting to overthrow the government because everyone found out that their sons and brothers were being sent into a meat grinder overseas with no actual goal other than "take fewer casualties than Russia".

>>721103326
Obviously never met an emu. Things are fucking near immortal. Hit 'em with a road train and if they don't get up and walk away, you've got to Rodney King the bastards with a tyre iron... that's assuming you can get close enough without getting eviscerated.

And fast.... there's a fucking good reason we imported sheep. Catching an emu when you're horny is next to impossible.

>>721103690
OOOH, I think I've made the aussie mad.
Strangely, I'm not the least bit worried about that. No, wait...that's not strange at all. You're a bunch of disarmed pussies. Not quite as badly neutered as Britain, of course, but no threat to the Empire.

>>721104115
Can I meet you? Kek'd so hard at this.

Gold.

>>721104148
Doesn't even attempt to deny my argument. Fucking diabete-impaired brain can't comprehend our intelligence.

>>721102676
Of course we would get our asses whooped. We let ourselves be commanded by the British, after all. Landed us on the wrong bloody beach...

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>>721101964
here is a relevant pic i made up for you fell tards to use.

>>721104172
Probably not. I've got a drop bear living in a tree near my front door and I'm kind of afraid to open it. I would say you could use the back door, but then you've got to get past Tigger the Tiger Snake who's taken up residence in my gumboots.... which are right by the back door.

>>721102789
Are you kidding? China and Japan have already taken about half of it over. They've just bought it, rather than invaded.

>>721103900
Thanks dude I did appreciate that but I'm down with America being more isolationist because this shit gets you guys no where fast.

>>721103391
If I remember right, it was a handful of ex-WWII vets with machine guns and submachine guns. Doubt it would have cost that much.

And the Aussie goverment of the time 'won' the great emu war by changing tactics - offering a bounty on Emu heads or something, meaning every farmer with a .22 and some free time went emu-hunting.

>>721104148
The biggest threat to your empire is currently running your goverment.

>>721104360
Old tricks of the trade;

Drop bears don't bother me. It's those magpie cunts that scare the tripe out of me.

>>721104230
>even attempt to deny my argument
The sheep fucking bit? Wouldn't dream of it. I'm sure chasing birds for sexual purposes is more trouble than it's worth.

>>721102945
You certainly don't.

>>721104667
You mean the Media?
Their days are numbered.

>>721103142
Not against Brock Lesnar

>>721102504
Australia is the second most censored westernized country besides germany though. You guys ban video games left and righf

>>721105236
Brock Lesnar once ate a whole tiger alive.

>>721102793
Japan's economy is gigantic for its size though and they're xenophobic

>>721105168
Hahah I called bullshit but yeah

>>721105257
I heard after he fucked it, that true?

>>721102040
excuse me good sir, I believe you will find it is pronounced...

straya you fukin cunt

>>721105413
Im sure you meant, Straya you sick cunt

>>721105189
Rofl - Well played sir, well played.

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>>721101964
>tfw we are still heavily stereotyped thanks to Paul Hogan (crocodile dundee) and the aboriginals

and to answer your question you're fucked we're gonna send all our wildlife to you and laugh while we massage our millions of sydney funnel webs preparing them to invade.

>>721102848
Precisely - I could suck the shit out of my own asshole, but that's what I have a sphincter for.

>>721105455
indeed, I stand corrected.

>>721105465
Fuck thats not a half bad idea

>>721103643
You're not seriously defending Gillard?
Sheesh

>>721104787
Magpie < bike helmet with cable ties

>>721105735
Sunglasses worn backwards helps, dont see the problem with them honestly, got a fair few living near me and hand feed them regularly.

Nah you good aussies are a bunch of whiny pussys

who cares
australia is as important as madagascar
an island in the middle of nowhere, that no one ever care about unless you wanna see some documentary about weird animals

>>721105256
yeah but nothing really gets enforced...

- you can download those games, no one has ever been charged
- brothels every where
- bikies can shoot each other as much as they like (as long as no civilians hurt)
- people go to court for torrenting and the judge dismisses the case, thus making Aus the number 1 downloaders in the world

gotta love that convict spirit

>>721105256
just recently turnbull also denied access to all torrent sites (still found a way around it). We are close to the censorship of china and have become a strong country ran on corporatocracy and we're that larrikan we just take like a chip on the shoulder even though our democracy failed a long time ago when they decided to just throw in anyone they felt like into the PM position...why? because those elected know the go and know they need to give money to those who keep the system running like pharmaceuticals, oil, coal and banks. This is far from a democratic country yet we are considered the lucky country. Are we really all that lucky? to a degree because we're so multicultural and have warm and open arms to people looking to come here be it live or visit.

COME TO AUSTRALIA I'LL FRY UP AN EXTRA SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE FOR YA AND FETCH YA HAND A COLD ONE!

>>721103359
>and who the fuck is growing rich sending them iron and coal..

>thinks a country gets rich by exporting commodities
>not that its the oldest way of being exploited in the fucking whole history

every 3rd world country sends its regards mate
you'll be one of us soon going that way

>>721105837
this post pretty much sums it up

Australia is irrelevant. Unless you like food and want to buy alot of it which many Asian countries do.

Australia is close is to, actually part of Asia.

Europe and N America dwarf this relationship so it's up to you how much value you put on it.

Australia is not an island, but it is in the middle of nowhere.

>>721105837
Come across the pond and say that you piss weak cunt. I'll feed you to my fucking crocodile.

>>721106268
Nice cool isolated continent away from retarded people with special needs. Thank god Australia was sent cunning smart criminals and people with autism sent to the new america.

>>721101964
We could just nuke them.

>>721106423
I'll feed you to my gator.

>>721107328
Whether or not you like Paul Ketting I have always enjoined one of his statements...

"when they were giving out continents, not many people got one"

>>721102116
You should see what their standard Infantry can do. I was 11B and we had a friendly little war game with an Aussi unit.... They spanked us and worse, they were super nice about it.

>>721107328
>cunning smart criminals
>got arrested
Noice b8 m8

>>721101964
Whats that? You don't want anymore cheap uranium?

Is it true that abbos have an IQ within 50 to 70?
Are they all borderline retarded?

>>721101964
*ahem*
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqFVOL7mLd4
/thread

>>721107902
Probably, they are the niggest niggs on the planet

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>>721107860
Got arrested and made a deal to settle in Australia. We are so good at deals even trump can't negotiate.

>>721107860
oh please judge don't send me to Australia, let me stay here in England.

>>721108200
>>721108259
Oi m8 let's put some shrimp on the barbey!

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>>721101964
Unrelated to anything, but I'm thinking of moving to Australia, any thoughts?

(Mainly looking for housing prices, tips, costs.. ect)

>>721101964
Most of us are glad Trump shat on our faggot leader. He got the job first by betraying and backstabbing the cunt who we actually voted for, then being almost identical to the other slimy little weasel cunt during the next election so it was pretty much a coin toss.

nah! aussies mostly surf and barbecue on the beach. and all surfers are fags....no worries bro.

>>721108375
the cost of living in Australia is fucking astronomical do not come here cunt

As a Eurofag I feel like Oz is fucking nice.
I'd move there if I wasn't arachnophobic.

>>721108375
Shits expensive, anywhere near a major city and it's expensive in world terms not just locally. If you go north, be prepared for hot, sticky weather. Pretty good place to live generally though.

>>721108552
im tempted to go there someday once i've got my hgv license (trucks) seems there always in demand and i should be able to get a work visa for 6 months or more.

>>721102053
What didja just call me, mate? I’ll have ya know I graduated top of my class in the Australian Army, and I’ve been involved in numerous beer sculling contests in Carlton, and I have over 300 slabs of XXXX drunk. I am trained in vocal abuse towards umpires and I am the top snag eater in the entire city of Carlton. You are nothing to me but a Collingwood fan. I will drop ya the fuck out with VB bottles the likes of which has never been smashed before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, mate. Ya think ya can get away with saying that bullshit to me over the Internet? Think again, mate. As we speak I am contacting Malcolm Turnbull and the Australian Federal Police and your IP is being traced right now so ya better prepare for the thunder, mate. The thunder that wipes out the pathetic little thing ya call your life. You’re fucking dead, prick. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can drop you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with by smashed bottle of VB and a cricket bat. Not only am I extensively trained in dropping pricks, but I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground and I will use it to its full extent to hit ya for out of the outback, you prick. If only ya coulda known what bullshit your little “clever” backchat was about ta bring down upon ya, maybe ya woulda held your fucking tongue. But ya couldn’t, ya didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, mate. I will shit fury all over ya and you’re gonna drown in it. You’re fucking dead, mate.

>>721108552
No poor fags allowed.

>>721108552
>Implying it isn't in the UK.

>>721101964
theres only a couple million of them. they are brutal but we can just zerg rush them

>>721107860
Smart enough to be sent free to a tropical paradise instead of dyimng of tb in london slums

>>721108674
Truck drivers make around well over 100k here.

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>>721108375
Our official immigration policy

fucking kill yourself burgerland fat cunts, bob hawke would rip off donald trump's fucken head cunt

>oy cunt, take them refugees mate

>>721108819
It's not man, Australia is 12th on the index, the UK is 29th, it's legit expensive to live here.

>>721108871
Only with big hours

>>721108819
the expenses in the UK are nothing compared to the expenses in Australia. I work in a business in the UK which gets a shit load of Australian overseas customers purely because its a lot cheaper to buy shit in he uk, pay to get it shipped and through customers than it is to just buy it in aus

>>721107759
Its Keating you cumb cunt not keting

>>721109053
through customs*

>>721108819
>>721108939

It would be expensive, it's a huge country and a hell of a lot of it is still very rural so logistics costs for anything you want to buy are going to be high. On the plus side they've got a much higher minimum wage than most countries, you can actually live fairly well on simple jobs like bar tending and table waiting.

>>721103900

>we hanged back tried to build up South Vietnam so that *they* could win because for us it was

Why are we so bad at this? This is exactly what we've been doing in Iraq and Afghanistan as well. It worked for Kuwait because no one else really attacked them. Iraq got its ass kicked by the survivor's of saddam's army immediately after we left. Iranian militias area leading the fight against ISIS. At least Afghanistan seems stable enough. But as soon as Trump cuts off the aid (traditional tribute) we pay to the various tribes, they'll all stop supporting the government. It's the same exact thing that happened to the British.

>>721109174
>On the plus side they've got a much higher minimum wage than most countries, you can actually live fairly well on simple jobs like bar tending and table waiting.

Nah, you get a good wage but the price of everything is high, the index takes into account wage and we're right below Singapore which is also fucking expensive and only slightly below Japan which has people living in tubes and having generational loans.

If you work a basic job you're going to struggle to even get a loan for a house, let alone pay it back, most people have to go in and split loans and rent is right behind mortgage costs. What makes it look different here is mineral wealth, you can earn good money working in the construction/mining sector if your happy having 0 job security(and almost 0 transferable skills) and working remote.

>>721109446
>*you're
Fucked up

>>721107694
Gators are faggot tier. My Goanna could take out your water lizard any day.

>>721108375
1 bedroom dog boxes cost around $3m in the spider infested zones. Everything is out of the price range for the common US pleb except for Black hole rental which cost a gallon of petrol for your pick of any 3 pickaninnies you'd like. Best tip I can give anybody thinking about coming to our glorious snake pit is that we are full, and fuck off.

Every immigrant and refugee knows that uk, canada, Australia and new zealand is best place to live because its much easier to move around these countries. The most immigrants in the uk comes from european countries like poland, romania and hungary.

>>721107770

War games with Australia can be full-on.

Their grunts aren't just grunts.

Need to be: small population, large landmass.

>>721109928
NO ONE CARES JOHN

>>721109928
Britfag here, as much as i hate all the muslim countires refugees coming here i don't mind the polish at all, good hard working people for the most part.

>>721109928
Poland, hungary hates refugees and immigrants but their citizen loves to immigrate to the uk.

>>721108729
lmfao
>I have access to the entire shed of cricket bats of the Melbourne Cricket Ground
I bet it's unlocked.

>>721101964
Isn't Dundee a manlet?

>>721109989
Polish and romanians are the kings of wealfare in the uk.

>>721101964
This is hilarious and infuriating at the same time. Turnbull is a spineless cunt and even now won't condemn Trump. This type of thing should enrage Australian conservatives both they are far to chicken shit to call Trump out on his bullshit. Trump is also a total fucking dickhead because Australia is more or less Americas number one ally. We've followed you into every war and now Trump has decided to honour that friendship with fucking us in the ass. Great diplomacy, you orange cunt.

>>721110401
Slavs are generally perceived as niggers of the white peoples.

I don't see why, though. Nikola Tesla was a slav.

>>721110401
The make muslims wealfare recipient look hard working.

>>721107989

Ouch....

>>721102302
The Chinese will get scared when they hear the kookbaras, they'll think they're laughing demons and go back to their rice fields

>>721110489
In Australia greeks are the nigger kings on welfare.

>>721110623
Lol they are not. Wogs in general work pretty hard.

>>721101964
That whole movie was shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-cnVyvELhDA

>>721110623
You need to work hard for the dole. Shit aint free forever.

>>721110954
Pretty much this. I fucked Youth Allowance off as a student and just decided to work. Centrelink are cunts.

>>721110489
Slav countries are poor, so a lot of Slavs are not educated. Also most of Slav countries were slaves or warring for most of their history.

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>>721109900
Um, ... OK, thanks...

Fuck america

Calling for applications for new bestie.

Must be able to drink 10 tins and still pull a snake out from under the house without dying.

>>721101964
I feel like Americans have probably the same amount of knowledge of the outside world as North Koreans. Also on a side note I cannot wait for the next 9/11 style attack on the US hopefully it's on a larger scale so it can wipe out more of you fat fuck gun loving redneck cunts.

>>721110623
yeah look I hate to do this, it isn't right to pick a group of people and stereotype them because you could do it to anyone

what greeks realised was they had a massive social security benefit at home that didnt discriminate if they went abroad and Australia is/was socialist as fuk and would hand out all sorts to old people. So parents of hard working Greek children (who had nothing in Greece) followed them to Australia.

I'm not saying its bad, I love Greeks, they are good people. But Greece the country and its economy... oh my god

America may have niggers but Australia has abos which are basically super niggered niggers.
So America's a little better off imo

>>721111341
Pretty ironic seeing how they were our cultural and philosophical pioneers.

>>721111281
Cry harder, faggot.

>>721102259
You didn't happen to get that phrase from a music video, did you?

>>721111436
yeah thats gonna need some References cause I reckon the Chinese on the gold fields had more influence

>>721111443
Kill yourself yourself you most likely inbred fat cunt

>>721110849
Wait, do you think that the third one was the only one made?

>>721110322
He's 5'10/11" apparently, make of that what you will. In my experience most actors seem like manlets when you meet them in the flesh.

I like turtles.

>>721110455
>Turnbull is a spineless cunt and even now won't condemn Trump. This type of thing should enrage Australian conservatives
Turnbull isn't a conservative though, he might be head of a conservative party but he's middleground, in years past he was seen as one of the most progressive members of the libs, clearly he's had to tone that down to get into the box.

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Hold up a minute and let's all think about this for a second: Hanging shit on the PM just makes him an honorary Australian. Most people here would jump at the chance to tell Mal to get fucked.

>>721111795
Yeah but other members of the party should be speaking against it. Dutton, Morrison, Bernadi, Abbott etc. One Nation should also be having a tantrum over what's Trump said.

>>721111704
There all pretty dumb. Makes Australians like stupid to Americans that don't know any better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqumT__RN4g

>>721101964
We're talking about a country that lost a war against a flightless bird.

>>721111550
And you're most likely a crying faggot.

>waah, I don't like Americans

Maybe you should help make your country suck less. But that's hard, and you're a pussy. So you do this.

>>721111883
Oh yeah, not only that:
>Trump doesn't want our refos from Manus and Nauru
>Lots of Australians don't want our refos from Manus and Nauru
If anybody is out of touch on this, it's Turnbull and Obongo.

>>721111930
Americans will always disrespect and hate us; no matter how many corny movies Australians make. A low budget 80s comedy changes nothing.

>>721112102
Oi m8 med mex wasn't corny

>>721112383
Don't even get me started on that shitfest. Even the Tom Hardy one sucked.

>>721112590
Mel Gibson is a national treasure.

>>721112102
Americans dont hate Australians, that's a huge generalisation

The population of the northern hemisphere rarely thinks of the southern hemisphere. Now thats the generalisation you were looking for.

>>721112627
Fuck Mel Gibson, he's not even a real Australian, and he makes nothing but shit films now.

>>721112955
If you're not Abbo then neither are you, bellend.

>>721101964

Turnbull is just a rich pussy.

Australia and America are close allies. Nothing to worry about.

>>721112955
Fuck you, Hacksaw Ridge was actually pretty good.

>>721111356
Fuck that, in my city the nigra is a much bigger problem than the blackfella right now, I'd take boongs over those fucksticks every time.