/nzg/ - New Zealand General

A bit later tonight?

Dunedin reporting. good to be back in the fucking city.

Maccas tomorrow, 11:30pm, as per usual.

Why are IDs even gone?

>>721097542
what's wrong with places that aren't dunedin

Fucking cunt mechanics replaced my radiator hose and ended up dropping a washer into the 9 month old Alternator.

Couple of weeks later and a few unidentified sporadic issues it eventually totally fucked the alternator.

Kept the washer as evidence. Gonna try go back and tell them to fucking fix their mistake tomorrow. They'll probably tell me to fuck right off.

9 Indians being deported from nz.. its finally happening.

They are annoyed because they used a fake travel agent and fake travel documents to cheat the system to leave the shithole that is India for our paradise but then we're discovered.

No one is buying the fact that you "accidentally" happened upon a fake travel agent you fucking curry munchers.

>>721097542
I fell asleep lel
Welcome back

Connection issues tonight, fucking bullshit.

>>721097416
that's the australian flag idiot

So when should we start deporting Americans?

>>721098107
Thought it was just me since I only now got unbanned.

>>721097859
nothing, it's just where I was for the past few months was boring.

>>721098107
ikr tf is this shit moot

>>721098175
Hopefully soon.

>>721098223
banned for what?

So, how does it feel to live in country where loli is illegal?

Ay lads, Auckland checking in.

Fuck Christchurch

>>721098435
I got drunk and joked about being a 13 year old girl from Mangere.

>>721098512
Great. Fuck that shit. Deport all loli fags.

>>721098542
how many days was that?

>>721098622
30 dub free days.

Anyone else having a shitty life?

I AM good
Things ARE working out great
I HAVE conquered anxiety
I AM in charge
I CAN do it

>>721098694
Go back to Facebook.

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>>721097416
shit sorry i'm late guys. here' some OC of Tala

Hey guys. Reporting in from Germany. Coming to NZ this August to study abroad for a year. Any good advice?

>>721098760
FOWF.

>>721098685
Could be worse m80.

>>721098760
Stay at home. You're not welcome here

>>721098760
Which type of German are you? The right wight neo type, or the ultra left wing cuck type?

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>>721098685
we live on an isolated island infeted with cucks. we don't know anything more than a shitty life.

>>721098779
Female oil wrestling federation?

>>721098801
Could be a damn sight better too.

>>721098760
yes. dont waste your time. this country is a fucking toilet.

>>721098760
fuck off we're full

you've ruined europe how many times now? you're not fucking touching our country

>>721098896
>>721098888

>>721098760
just go somewhere in the europe
we don't want you

>>721098760
>Hey guys. Reporting in from Germany
What's it like there with all the shitfugess?

>Any good advice?
You hot?

>>721098760
fuck off somewhere else eurocuck

anyone else sick of all the blacks around?

Oamaru reporting

>>721098858
I consider myself as the extreme middle. I'm against any substance in politics

>>721098760
My family hail from germany :)

I fucking hate my family and haven't talked to those sacks of hopeless shit in years. So that's a good start for you there. Bring weed though, could possibly overlook that shit if you have weed.

>>721098779
>>721098820
>>721098858
>>721098896
>>721098901
>>721098919
He's going to study here for a year you fucking retards, not moving here.

Fucking hell.

>>721098975
Lol. Sun tan isn't black matey

>>721098975
the All Blacks have been boring for some time now. find it hard to watch their games anymore

>>721098936
You don't see them in the richer districts. So I'm fine I think.

>>721099016
don't care he's still not welcome

>>721099016
Shut up hippy

>>721099030
>>721099035
Im talking tongans and samons

>>721099016
HE IS MOVING HERE YOU COCK. It doesn't matter what the period of time is. FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.

>>721099016
go back to the commune ya fucking hippy

>>721099016
i dont give a flying fuck you liberal hippy cuck. just because he let in millions of rapefugees and he suddenly feels uncomfortable, doesnt make it my problem. fuck off somewhere else

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Kia Ora b/ro's

>>721099171
Shut up you grape looking slut.

>>721099097
For fuck sake. You live in Oamaru. What, is there like a family of seasonal workers moved in? Deal with it buddy

what you faggots listening to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO-eAldJmA8

>>721099097
>>721099264
Forgot to add... go drive your shitty as sup'd up mazda off a fucken cliff homo.

>>721097542
>as per usual.
WTF are you on about? That's not a thing here

How's Bill gonna deal with Trump's bs? Suck his cock or tell him to fuck himself?

>>721099264
awwwwwww mate you have no idea.
State homed peasants

>>721099331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gLOmjP5GY

>>721099331
https://youtu.be/La4Dcd1aUcE

>>721099376
Fuck I hate people from Oamaru.

>>721099383
newfag

>>721099331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

What the fuck is going on with our libcuck fucking media? Why hasn't any of you autists shot up the buildings yet?

>>721099426
Probably think the same about you ya pleb

>>721098760

Expect the worst from people before the best, especially in Auckland.

Eventually someone will get you drunk and rape you.

>>721099331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNfKSNYHmME

>>721099468
I may actually be thinking of Timaru

>>721098760
Rapefugee detected. fuck off somewhere else Mudasir

are there any mentionable software companies in NZ? Im thinking about a internship. Germanfag here, doing my Masters in CS/Software Engineering right meow

>>721099560
timaru is pretty bogan, full of try hard "gang members" decent car scene tho...

>>721098992
Then welcome to NZ, land of complacency and tall poppy syndrome. Just remember having a strong opinion on anything is frowned upon.

>>721099475
Sound advice. I've been raped so many times shit just keeps sliding out. No control anymore.

>>721098760
Don't come here expecting cheap beer

>>721099396
>gonna deal with Trump's bs?
Fuck off, cunt.

>>721099598

NZ has no real software companies.

The real OG's are contract programmers who charge by the hour. Your best to go with a recruitment agency like madison and they'll find you work.

Does anyone in the Hutt want a free 5kg bag of Allen's Fantales? Expires end of March. Still all good.

>>721099621
'Car scene'... yeah it's Timaru I hate.

>>721099758
Maybe.

You up for a blow?

>>721099598
what part of WE'RE FULL don't you understand Mahmoud?!

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heres my plans for tonight

>2017
>Hamilton is the best city in New Zealand
>Jaffas BTFO
>No one lives in the south island
>east and west coast is full of dirty bums
>wellington is where all the politicians are

>>721099975
spooky

>>721099700
>madison
>ISHIGGYDIGG

All of these recruitment companies are garbage. If you dont have enough connections to contract independently then dont do it

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>>721098936

Let me red pill you fuckers quick...

global warming/climate change is in large part a scam. it is an industry unto itself and they want worldwide "carbon taxes" on top of that. it is an insidious thing far beyond that even.

you won't understand wtf i'm talking about unless you look into these things for yourself. so, you can do that (takes effort)... or (more likely) you'll just write me/trump off as anti-science hillbillies or whatever. that's the easier option as you're being told to do that by those that follow that agenda.

did you know having ice cap is an anomaly? did you know that the earth has been ice cap free for ~90% of its existence? did you know by definition ice caps only exist during ice ages? did you know we are at the tail end of a CURRENT ice age now? did you know the caps extended as far down as missouri/kentucky just 20,000 years ago and have been receding ever since that peak? did you know the caps are going bye-bye even if every person on the planet disappeared 20,000 years ago?

>>721099870
Only if you were a girl or had an extremely feminine penis.

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>Christchurch

>>721099683
If I wanted cheap beer I could've just stayed here in Germany. 0,35€ (0.51 NZD) for half a liter in the local supermarket and it's still better than any beer I drank in murica.

>>721099700
thanks for the advice!
friends have been there on student exchange programs, said ppl in NZ are awsome

>>721100114
Yeah that's not you but what the heck... let's see them titties

>>721100141
oh look, its this fuckwit again. Leave my fucking country you piece of shit. Give me one good reason ALL OF THESE FUCKING SCIENTISTS would collude to create this myth of global warming. Just because you're a piece of garbage with no integrity, who only seeks to profit, doesn't mean everyone else is. I know many climate scientists and ecologists and they're all poor as fuck. Do you know how much money they would make if they had proof that global warming wasn't happening? That alone defeats any argument you might have. Go fuck yourself

>>721100141
who let chris hendo on 4chan???

>>721100192
They fucking lied to you. They were too scared to tell you about the rape.

>>721100141
Let me guess, you dont have any higher education

>>721099694
What? It was a legit question.

Is our pm gonna be the next malcolm turnbull and get mocked in a tweet and completely ignored? Or is Bill just gonna bend over and do whatever the retard wants to be part of the club?

>>721100152
>feminine
>penis

pick one you fucking faggot

>>721100086
This

All of the recruitment companies in NZ are a garbage waste of fucking time, and more often than not don't even understand what your skillset even applies to.

>Oh you can program C+, Java, Python, SQL, and C# plus you're CCNA certified and have 5 years experience in database and network development/support?
>Here's an entry level helpdesk job we put your name forward for, we'll be taking 15% of your salary for that, thanks.

The money is in contracting but unless you already have contacts + rep, or can piggyback off someone else's, don't bother.

>>721099331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNz-EiO3BRY

Another germanfag here. Starting to get a little nervous here in Berlin with about 75% muslims in my neighbourhood.
Coming to NZ for Work and Travel in march

>>721100141
>red pill
>makes unfounded unscientific claims

GTFO Shell shill

>>721100496
We're 85% Muslim. Stay at home. It's safer.

>>721100349
>Is our pm gonna be the next malcolm turnbull and get mocked in a tweet and completely ignored? Or is Bill just gonna bend over and do whatever the retard wants to be part of the club?
Implying there's only two options.

>>721099430
I've been here for a while and there's nothing significant about 11:30pm and McDonald's

>>721099331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28N2taistdk

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Her pussy stank

>>721100575
yeah there is bro...

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>>721100390

>>721100496
>Let's all just run away
>Eventually we'll have nowhere to run

>>721100496
Fuck off. You fucking cucks ruined your country, and fucked Europe. The last thing we need is you faggots coming here and giving the fucking hipsters in wellington more ideas.

Stay the fuck away.

For some less fucking cancerous conversation, what is everyone listening to?

>Tool/RATM/RHCP
-------------------
>Everything else

>>721100141
Who cares if it's a scam or not. I don't wanna walk down the road and choke on shitty air. I wana be able to swim in clean stream and not cow piss. It doesn't matter if global warming is a scam or not - there's nothing wrong with trying to do what we do in a more sustainable way.

If the polar caps want to melt on their own then sure let them melt - its not like we can do anything about it. But there is some evidence to suggest that we are contributing to the reason they're melting so lets not be the reason that they melt.

Just cuz you can take a shit into your hand doesn't mean you have to.

>>721100614
refreshing to see a bitch without a fucking iphone..

>>721100704
>CURRENT YEAR
>MAKING SENSE
thank you based anon

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>>721100564
Can confirm.

>>721100702
Story Book Rhymes

>>721100614
I swear to god if you fuckers start posting more people that I know without explaining the meeem I'm gonna have an aneurysm

>>721100702
are you 15

>>721100570
There's no denying that trump is going for the "its my way or the highway" approach and based on everything he's said in the past there's nothing to suggest that he's gonna let up either

>>721100767
Yip, that's outside Thorndon New World isn't it?

>>721100818
I've liked the same music since I was 15 so I guess yeah. Seriously though any bands that have decent bass are fucking god tier

I forgot to add tame impala to that list as well

>>721100702
You fucking edgelord cuckfaggot

>>721100702
RHCP is garbage. Most overrated fucking band. They've been making the same bland fucking sound for like 20 years now.

Tool, NIN, LoG > Everything else > RHCP.

>>721100695
That's your biggest fear? A student of mechanical engineering giving hipsters "ideas"?
"Look at my 3 year old zip hoody from H&M. Now dress like that"

>>721100853
>There's no denying that trump is going for the "its my way or the highway" approach
Literally not true.

He's a salesman, it's all about negotiating. He has said that repeatedly how bad the US was at negotiating. Look what he said about Turncuck and the refugees "It's a bad deal".

>>721100922
I'll accept NiN as an answer. RHCP is good shit though. Overplayed as fuck but if you actually go digging in their catalogue you'll find some fucking bangers. I cant get enough of flea.

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>>721100863
Was taken on Queen St, near the Ferry Terminal.

>Pic related
This is what every food court in the CBD looks like now.

>>721100575
Some Dunedinfags meet up at that place around that time and feel the need to tell everyone in the thread because they think they're special snowflakes.

>>721100922
God damn. All you faggots have terrible taste in music. Every single motherfucking one. I have the best taste in music cunts.

>>721101029
name some bands then cunt

>>721101029

Post your 3x3

>>721101008
Did they stuff curry up your bunghole and call you a cumskin?

>>721100923
Nah, all those fucking hipsters need is the slightest push and they'll be german level cucks screaming for open borders and letting rapefugees flood our country in the name of 'cultural sensitivity'.

>>721101008
There's plans a foot to turn wellington into a desert. Drill for oil and import camels. Can't stand this shit.

>>721100767
>>721101008
The issue is that the people whom oppose this do not sufficiently organise whereas those in favour (the mentally ill left) do organise.

Anyone here reading the /knowledgebombs/ over on /pol/? Some interesting info,

>>721101051
>Inquisition
>Midnight Odyssey
>Nagelfar
>Dråpsnatt
>Cult of Fire

There's 5 randoms.

>>721101197
And nothing of value would be lost.

>But what will we do with all our greens voters, hipsters, one way streets, and wind?

>>721100993
you cant run a country like a business though

>>721100188
I've heard too many Germans complain about how much beer costs here so I'm warning you well in advance m8. Also if you're gonna do a hike and stay in a hut or tent then you probably have to book your spot well in advance. Make sure you google it well in advance

I'm gonna finger my asshole tonight and I'm gonna like it.

>>721101234
It's not that they don't try, it's that they can't. Literally the worst thing you can be called in NZ is racist. It doesn't matter how sound your argument or how well you can back it up with sources, citations, or statistics; the moment someone drops the R bomb, that's it, it's all over, you're wrong.

>>721101328
on ya mate

>>721100086

Obviously you don't contract because if you did you would realize that most large companies go through an agent. Except Fonterra as they have their own project management office.

>>721101290
We're talking about negotiating.

Also, it's clear, Trump is working towards lowering the debt and getting the country out of the red. You can't run a country by constantly increasing the debt.

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>>721101077

>>721101269
Use them to build pyramids

>>721101249
>he's a metal elitist fag

Not even shocked tbh

>>721101328
stick it to the man

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>>721101436
I'm not even trying to deny it.

>>721101417
literally who on all

>>721101351
>Literally the worst thing you can be called in NZ is racist
You know most New Zealanders are racist as aye and the only thing stopping us is just not shrugging our shoulders and saying "So what, cunt?".

The left are totally against our country, they are sheep in wolves clothing, soon to drop the sheep act.

The reason Winston Peters hasn't ever succeeded is because he's a smug cunt and no one actually likes him/trusts him (and I say that as a NZFirst supporter). If we had someone with charisma in opposition to the shit going on we'd have changed decades ago.

>>721101531
I like metal but jesus fuck there's other genres too

>>721101532

>He doesn't know Ween, MBV, or Animal Collective
Disgusting

Well I'd like to toast the Germans who came here tonight. You've made this night in the nz general thread very enjoyable for once.

>>721101606
Yeah. Bad ones.

>>721100993
When it comes to people's lives there's a bit of humanity involved too.

>Look what he said about Turncuck and the refugees "It's a bad deal".
Discussing what should be private business between countries on twitter. Thanks Don Cheto.

>>721101577
>The left are totally against our country

Why do people keep saying this shit? You're a fucking retard

>>721101321
Thanks, mate. Will do!

>>721101839
And don't forget to get you herpies and aids vaccinations

>>721101577
Yeah but good luck every motivating the average kiwi to do anything other than have a moan over friday arvo beersies.

The left get their way because they're loud and persistent, and the average kiwi is too fucking willfully ignorant or complacent to do anything.

>She'll be right.

The main reason noone likes or trusts Winnie is because our libcuck / foxnewsNZ media has spent the last decade deriding and making fun of him while labeling him as an archaic xenophobe.

>>721100993
>>721101755

He's right though, it is a bad deal for the US and the majority of those refugees are Iranian, which is one of the countries on the list for travel restriction.

The conditions in those Australian camps are fucking deplorable, and there's families/children that have been in them for years. This whole thing is just the Aussie gov't trying to deflect attention from the fact that the UN has been riding them to sort their shit out on those fucking camps. This whole situation is Australia's fault, not the US.

>>721101775
Letting in people whom are totally opposed to our way of living is against our country you fucking retard.

>>721101894
I'm studying mechanical engineering.. I don't know about NZ but in Germany there are hardly any women in engineering courses.
Also I have both so no need for vaccinations

>>721101755
>Discussing what should be private business between countries on twitter
Lol, funny, because but a few years ago there was this big thing about transparency in governments...

One of the big issues people had with the TPPA was the secrecy.

>>721102159
In new zealand, women do the designing and building of things and the men stay home, have children and clean the house.

>>721102137
and why do you think I support that, you fucking piece of human garbage?

>>721102377
>you fucking piece of human garbage?
Lol, pls.

Where did I say you support it, it was in response to you saying you are sick of people saying the left is against our country and I proved how they are.

It is one of their major aims, diversity, multiculturalism and one can see how horrible it has been by looking at Europe.

>>721102329
Yeah I thought so. Must be weird to live upside down like that

>>721102462
Either your Nate posting your own shit here (again) or you have Nate on snapchat and why would anyone do such a thing?

>>721102651
You get used to it. It's the raping that's tiring.

>>721102725
It's true. My poo doesn't even touch the sides on the way out anymore.

On the plus side, the saving from not having to buy toilet paper to wipe are unreal. By not paying for bare essentials, we can almost afford a mortgage in Auckland.

Just to help all the Newdfags before they pop up

http://int.anon-ib.su/nz/catalog.html

You can thank me later

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>>721102959
Any other Auckland fags going to the Free the Nip event at Mission bay on monday?

There was some decent baps last time.

>>721102959
Why can i not connect to this site today

>>721102725
I'm from Germany, we invented rape culture.
But just curious, do you mean the active or the passive part of rape?

>>721103081
Nah, it's like the Boobs on Bikes thing. Not worth the hassle of going to see it when you already have internet.

>>721103179
You're always on the receiving end here buddy.

>>721103232
Yeah, but there's always the chance of getting some sneaky snaps of someone you know.

>>721103363
I don't know anyone.

>>721103155
You can now

>>721102647
you didn't prove jack shit. I would call myself part of "The left" and I think multiculturalism is great, but I also believe we should only allow immigrants who will be an asset to our economy and the new zealand people. I also dont see how immigration has anything to do with some grand scheme that "the left" is putting together

>>721103290
Well shit. Here in Germany it's 50/50.

>>721103499
still no

Am I too late?

I remember when this tread started. I was sober as fuck, now I'm drunk.

Ask a rocket scientist anything doe. Shit day at work

Who's everyone planning on voting for? NZFirst seems like the only not-shit option imo

>>721103572
Mass immigration = ghosting skill shortage with foreigners instead of improving education. This devalues the wage and installs the final pillars of marxisim.

Immigration when done correctly wouldn't have lead to slavery. We have foreigners slaving their own people in NZ right now for less than minimum wage in picking fields and restaurants.

These foreigners also sit on welfare, paid for by our tax dollars.

Wake up. You are being scammed and the education resources of your nation are going down the toilet very quickly.

>>721105727
Aye go Winston you glorious maori fuck.

>>721105281
Is it fun being a rocket scientist? We had that rocket labs curly hair dude come around our uni and show cool videos to the phd engineering guys and it seemed interesting.

>>721106510
That's where I work. Peter Beck, cool dude. I'm not exactly running the show there but damn man it's the dream right?

Come from a shitty family with problems with addiction, educate yourself, bust ass then suddenly work for a company going to space in NEW ZEALAND?? It's pretty cool, dunno about "fun" but definitely take pride in it.

Got a new job now I need PC building tips. I know for a fact everything is going to be more expensive because we're an a random group of islands in the south pacific but in theory I should be able to get everything within a week. budget is around 1700-ish for the PC plus ??? dollars for a decent monitor. help me out you fucks.

>>721106648
Dam bro - sounds interesting. I'm bout to finish off my phd and was actually pretty keen to try out rocket labs because rockets and shit amirite but have 2 problems - im in electrical engineering and i dont know shit about motors.

for a while though i was a bit obsessed with the idea of trying to make my own mini rockets for shits and giggles. made the potassium nitrate + sugar ones but since im in suburban auckland i never felt confident about letting em fly so i always secured em to a pole so it can go up the pole but never fly past. was cool though - i took thrust measurements and everything

what's the pay like? and what level did you start at if you dont mind me asking

>>721105727

the world is turning to shit. fucking trump is unleashing all hell IN HIS FIRST FUCKING WEEK, Brexit is on the horizon, a massive trade deal is dead in the water which we REALLY needed. With all that and some other shit to fill up the plate that has become our reality I'd have a lot more faith in a solid national-led government to get us out alive when it's all over rather than a clusterfuck of a Labour/Greens/NZF/Mana/TOP(???) coalition

>>721107182
The media has you running scared.

>>721107182
You do realize tpp dieing is a good thing right?
It would have royally fucked small business in nz, which many of our people rely on.

The true problem at hand was that Helen Clark fucked up our previous chance at good trade. Tpp dieing is a good thing, its filthy globalism and no one wants it.

>>721106942
something like this? https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/guide/zPLrxr/great-gaming-build

1700 gonna be pretty tight though - you'll be looking at close to $3k for his new build with the newest i7, nice cooler and 32gig ram, gtx 1070

there's probably gonna be a waitangi sale so check out computerlounge and/or playtech to see if you can get a discount.

monitor - pick something in your price range - imo go for a 1080p or 1440p at around 24". If you wanna splash out then go for a 144hz or 165hz monitor and/or a 27"+ monitor