ITT: Secrets

>>721074693
I want someone to fuck my gf

I'll start:
I am a serial cheater and always have 2 or more side chicks at once. I've been with my fiance for 8 years and have cheated on her with 30-40 girls in that time.

I obsessively try to collect nudes and private information from everybody around me and have hundreds of gb of the stuff now.

Ill bite

I used to know a girl back 3 ish years ago who was like 11 or 12 and she used to pose for me and let me take pictures of her. It wasn't anything nsfw but it was something that i found hot and she did it with no question.

>>721075663
how did that start, and how far did you take it?

hookers, man, hookers.

saw one saturday afternoon, seeing another this friday, then another one next friday.

expensive addiction but aren't they all?

>>721075844
It started when we went to the same church and were both alter servers. I quit last year since i graduated highschool and only did it for community service hours. As for how far did i take it, not very. Shes still willing to do it for me to this day though.

Ever since I was 6 years old and my father beat me for the first time, I have been in love with my father, dreaming of his dick in my asshole every night. I Lust for my father to choke me and make me a bitch and spank me like he did when I was bad. I know these feelings are wrong and I shouldn't be this attracted to my dad, and I wish I could get over this or take his hairy cock in my mouth.

>>721074693
I run this
http://www.pornhub.com/users/stuglyfeofficial

>>721075870
i just go gta style and beat them up afterward and get my $ back

Any other amateur psychological programmers on /b/? I love making statements that, more or less, vaguely refer to the people around me. It drives them fucking crazy. I also like to spread rumors about the easy targets in this same fashion with others who share my hobby in a way which communicates who the intended recipient(s) of my wicked game of telephone are.

What are they gonna do about it? The first direct acknowledgement and they're deemed crazy by those who don't "get it" while we perpetuate the mystery.

I mean, seriously. It's not like they're going to murder me or anything.

>>721076437
All girls and boys need a good spanking every now and then. I enjoy putting a girl over my knee, lifting up her dress or pulling down her pants, then panties and spanking her soft, smooth bottom until her cheeks are glowing pink and warm.

>>721076355
you're both getting older, her posing for you is getting closer to acceptable each day.

What reasons did you give for taking the pictures in the first place? practicing your photography? getting into fashion?

>>721075870
backpage? thinking about trying it but nervous.

My buddy's wife was passed out cold at a house party and I finger fucked her.

>>721077214
Where was the buddy?

>>721076961
I told her I bet my friend i could hypnotize someone since im into hypnosis (specifically hypnotized females), so i asked her if she wanted to help me "fake win" the bet and she got really excited at the idea. Later on i told her it was for drawing reference and she loved the idea of me drawing something based off of her.

>>721077334
That's sweet, anon. I wish I could've taken an opportunity presented to me that was similar. Remember to keep a copy of those photos in case anything ever happens to the originals.

>>721077466
Yeah i have the pictures backed up in several places kek

I'm Batmans asshole third cousin Frank

>>721077862
if you want truly distributed backups, post them here and we'll all keep a copy safe

considered starting again now she's a bit older?

I've never been attracted to my sisters, but looking back I think they might have been attracted to me when they were teenagers.

>>721074693
im iluminatus

>>721078181
they were attracted to using you as the prototypical "male" peer figure. think of it as practice.

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>>721078029
Yeah I've given it thought, but we haven't seen in a while. I have her on snapchat and she frequently talks to me, i might ask her to do it again. She hasn't changed looks wise. She's way more gullible now though and maybe one day imma ask her to get her friends to do it

Pic related, one of the first pictures i took of her

>>721078527
if you have a pro-enough camera or can borrow one, tell her you're getting into photography and you think she'd be the perfect model for you. she'll jump at the chance, and it gives you a chance to make her try different outfits.

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>>721074693

>>721078707
I've been saving up for a camera actually. Mostly for taking pictures of landscapes for drawing references but i hadn't thought of that before to be honest. I personally like the kind of jackets like shes wearing in the picture, and shes willing to wear anything as long as i ask her too.

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>>721078972

>>721078991
perfect solution then
>get camera
>convince her to model
>take pictures of her wearing only jacket

When I was 28 I bought 140 hectares of land and it was dense forest/bush.
I built a self contained studio/meditation lodge up in the back corner. A couple of months later my neighbor's kid must have gone exploring through onto my property somehow and found me in the studio. After a few weeks she started to visit me pretty regularly after school and I'd chill out with her after I'd smoked a few joints and got to painting. One afternoon I was high as fuck only wearing a full length silk robe when she just came in without knocking. My set was fully out and instead of covering up I just said deal with it and let it run free while we were chilling. She kept asking all sorts of sex questions like what does it feel like, why is it so big and to get it hard for her etc. she ended up spending the rest of the year coming up and mouthing my cock and balls of an afternoon and was swallowing 3 nuts a night. She finally stopped coming round about a year later and I never thought anything else of it. Still live on the property and I assume the family just moved or something.

bumpd

>>721076704

examples of what youve done?

>>721075844
Do you use a service like back page or the good ole drive and wave?

>>721079695
how do you afford all that shit at 28

Until about a week ago I thought 'trump pence' was trumps crowdfunding effort for his campaign since it came through on all the emails

Last week 'pence' is our vice president and isn't a currency we use here.

I am so fucking embarrassed

>>721074693
I'm guilty as fuck of the robbery that I got arrested for 15 years ago. But the DA had to drop the charge because the victim skipped town and I ballsily but stupidly had been refusing a plea deal.

I call this a 'secret' because nobody in my current life knows anything about my arrest and charges.

>>721080409
how do you live in America and not know our currency. Post is bullshit

>>721080517
>average trump voter
obviously oblivious obstinate ottomans.

>>721080190
it was in bum fuck nowhere, for a reason so it was quite cheap im an architect and used contacts to get cheap material, so didn't have to pay much for materials and did the labor myself didn't spend my money like an idiot after college. Saved for a couple of years, now my office is there as well and I work out of my office/lodge

>>721080517
I knew we use cents, but I just thought they were going for an old-timey feel or something. in hindsight that it was a fucking stupid idea since his whole campaign is about american shit

>be me, a straight guy
>have sex with tranny
>be bottom

>>721080731
>pence
>old-timey feel
like... a six-pence coin? like from england? ... the people we fought against to gain independence? why the fuck would you reference the currency of the oppressor?

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I'm really into huge tits, but this filthy bitch

>>721081087
>America oppressed

good one

>>721074693
I want to get raped, I'm a guy

>>721081183
You can't rape the willing.

>>721075870
I've never been with one, but I'm afraid that I won't enjoy it? I know I'm pretty much dysfunctional when it comes to sex with women that I'm either not attracted to physically or don't have an emotional connection with.(I'm essentially like a woman in that regard lol)

How is it for you? I take it that you've been doing this for a while now, when did it stop being awkward? Or has it ever been?

I'm an engaged man. I also have a friend/co-worker/classmate (all of above), that I'm seriously crushing on. The idea of cheating is out of the question although I wouldn't mind hooking up. I'm pretty sure I've friend zoned myself enough to keep me safe, yet I want jump on Dat ass.

>>721081143
the people of america are oppressed by the crony capitalist oligarchs and have been for at least a hundred years. the government of america is not oppressed by anyone and successfully manipulates the populace into enriching the oligarchs almost exclusively

>>721081087
yeah, like england which uses pence. I was in london for a few months in 2014 so it didn't feel that weird.

When I was 17 was at friends house with him and MILFish 42 year old mom. She had just been divorced and was lonely as fuck.

She let us drink with her and we all got fucked up. Several hours in buddy passed out on couch because he's a lightweight. I am talking with mom and convo turns to sex.

Talking turns into us closer and I'm kissing her. After several half hearted "we can't do this" I'm feeling her B cup tits.

She stroked me and then gave me head for a while. I nutted on her neck and chest area but right after she got all emotional about how wrong it was and ran upstairs to bed.

Next morning she wouldn't talk to me and when I tried she said we needed to keep this quiet and never talk about it again. Said if I can't "respect that boundary" then I can't be there when she is.

Still fap to that memory to this day.

I find it hot my friend has fucked my GF when I was passed out drunk. They both still think I don't know

>>721076704
can you elaborate?

>I love making statements that, more or less, vaguely refer to the people around me. It drives them fucking crazy

I'm not sure I understand. Does it drive them crazy because they're aware of the game you're playing or do they literally go insane for reasons they don't udnerstand, e.g. something like hypnosis?

Nigger I'm sounding like an idiot, but do you know what I mean?

>>721081388
America is the oppressor, the live off what they steal form the rest of the world.

There's this girl that used to be in love with me but isn't super pretty but passable. I rejected her but now Everytime I'm super horny I wanna text her for quicky or some head but now she has a new bf and wants to stay a Virgin

>>721081430
im sorry you just sound like you haven't been paying attention to the YEAR LONG political shitstorm that was the 2016 election. in a nutshell, putin bribed trump with 10 billion dollars to run for president and lift the sanctions on russia. thats why he ran, why he acted liek he didn't give a fuck about the outcome, and why he won.

>>721077987

Fucking Frank always begging for attention

I've been making a good living drawing porn for the past 7 years and none of my family knows. I live by myself so they think I just got a good job after college which I didn't even go of

>>721080683
I envy and congratulate you man.
Why are you still visiting this piece of shit image board, if I may ask?

>>721076993

no more backpage. they pussied out.

nighshift.co is about the only good one any more.

>>721081622
again, thats the crony oligarchs that run the government to their own benefit. the citizenry get the table scraps at best.

>>721077310
He was right next to me, tongue-punching my fart box

>>721075180
My best friend is like that. Makes the Shit look easy, honestly it blows my mind you guys keep living that way, I see how stressful it can get and I heartily believe it's more of a problem than any pleasure it gives. A little cheating now and then I suppose is harmless enough, but a lifestyle is something else altogether.

I'm the anon who used to molest his mom while she was asleep and got conned into sucking off her boyfriend. If anyone has my story saved I'll pick up from wherever it leaves off, otherwise I can just tell it from the start.

>>721079118
If you dudes are trying to go pedo on this sweet girl, God will strike you with lightning. May his wrath be swift and severe!

>>721076548
I actually do this though
I also gave a kid a hot dose of pressed xanax

>>721082184
You are basically me! Not as many gf as you and married rather than engaged, but otherwise you are living my life.

>>721082254
please do tell Mr.Molester

>>721082315
I did not read this thread when I started posting, that's some fucking creepy shit.

>>721075180
You are basically me! Not as many gf as you and married rather than engaged, but otherwise you are living my life.

>>721082504
I wish someone had it saved. It's pretty fucking dark and takes a while to get to the "juicy" parts, but I'll get it started nonetheless. Bump w/ porn plz.

>>721082315
She's not even attractive. Why would they bother risking their freedom for that?!

>>721075180
Ditto. How do you collect nudes?

>>721082184
yeah, it's fucking stressful at times. It requires a tonne of planning and careful work to keep it all together, and with every new girl I'm increasing the chance that one day one will slip up or decide to fuck me over for no reason. But I feel the need to do it, so I do it.

>>721082599
how do you like the life anon?

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I go on 4chan/b and actually try to have a positive attitude, I don't randomly insult peopel that disagree with me and try to make people feel good about themselves, as there's jsut too many sad, frustrated people in here.

In real life I'm pretty passive in that regard and though I'm not shitty, I pretty give the vibe that helping others is hopeless.

I'm like the opposite of most idiots on this shitty as board

heh, kinda contradicted myself there


fml

>>721081956
Boredom. A bit of light pol/x/sci/wgarchitecture is good for the mind on a wind-down. I'm off for 2 weeks until I go back into the office to do a meet up for the month, just chillin in the lodge

When I was 17, I went across the country to see a guy 27 years older than me just to have sex, pretty much.

I spy on my mom, sister, sisters friends, i even peak in my girlfriends window at her parents house and jack off to her outside the wondow to her big sucular tits. I get an erection thinking about it right now. I sneak in to her house from time to time and smell her panties and cum on her pillow and just turn it over, knowing tonight she'll have her face on my fluids.

>>721082898
personally i keep a hidden winrar file on my harddisk.

>>721082947
The porn addiction gets to me sometimes. Should be studying at the moment but away from home and on /b 6 hours a day. Also constant fear of wife finding my stash or me leaving an email open. I dont recommend it. Wish i could change.

>>721081645
Anyone know how I could make her blow me?

>>721075870
I've been banging chicks on backpage for years now. It's pretty hit or miss. A lot of them are drug addicts and you can get pretty much anything for the right price: anal, bareback, etc.

>>721083298
Yeah but how do you get nudes from people you know? Only the girls you fuck or others. I have nudes of most my friends wives. Most by swopping and even a hidden cam or two.

About a 8 years ago when I was still in high school my bestfriend confided in me that he wad gay, I myself was a budding degenerate so i had a dont give a fuck attitude,but we lived in Texas presjw so it was still kinda of a big deal. 6 months later we got into a petty argument and in a fit of anger I outed him to his dad, even showed him a texts he sent me about talking celebrity crushes as proof. But I forgot how much of an old testament cunt his dad was. Long story short his dad beat the shit out him, mom pretty much disowned him and was kicked out 2 months later. I tried to reach out but naturally he told me to fuck off. He killed himself 3 weeks later.
Parents wouldn't even claim the body. I ended up pulling $300 out of my ass and spread his ashes at a creak we used to hang out at. I left that shit hole after graduation but I always visit aleast once a year

>tl;dr anon caused his faggot friend to an hero

>>721083093

stupid faggot

>>721076541
THESE MEMES ARE TOO DEEP FOR ME
Help me to understand

>>721082898
pretty much any way I can. I used to keylog and raid email accounts, but there's a low success rate these days.

I'd get most of my win from:
-'fixing' laptops/phones for friends, or just going through them at any opportunity. If I can engineer 5 minutes alone with it I can scour it for win.
-cloud services (dropbox, icloud). not hacking them, just getting a user to sign in on a device/computer that they forget to sign out of. once you get something syncing you get a nice stream of new content.
-similar to that, chuck an alternative cloud service on their phone. you can install photobucket on their android phone and set pics to autoupload to an account you have.
-buying their old computers/phones when they're throwing them away. Saying 'hey I can break that down for parts, here's $50' or 'If I wipe that and resell we'll get $200, I'll split it with you'

how do you do it?

>>721083572
holy shit man

I'm actually almost moved to tears now

this is really sad

>>721083415
a little bit of stalking. Find out where she clubbing, and say some nice shit to her when you drunk, add her on snapchat, and talk "sexual" to her. and boom! you have that BJ in no time.

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>>721082254

>so my mom and I moved around a lot when I was younger, mostly running from my biological father and because my mom had a hard time staying in one place very long without starting back on coke/pills
>around the time I'm 13-14 she has a good amount of clean time, we've settled into a decent enough area (small house we're renting, not a trailer)
>but I still don't have many friends outside of school and neither does she, we're really close though
>have a lot of "date" nights watching movies together and stuff
>we were also pretty relaxed around the house. I'm not saying we walked around naked but she would go without a bra, in just an oversized shirt and underwear, or I'd walk around in just gym shorts without boxers, stuff like that
>she knew I was masturbating pretty frequently and wasn't judgy about it, she walked in once and just said "oh I'll come back later and make sure I knock" things like that
>well, eventually she gets this boyfriend and after they've dated for a month or two he starts staying over a lot, I get used to his presence in the house, or used to them coming home late and me having the house to myself to play vidya and fap
>one friday night he's working so me and my mother have a "date" night watching movies on the couch
>we're on the final movie when her boyfriend comes home and hits the shower
>I'm laying across the couch, she's sitting at one end with my feet in her lap
>her boyfriend comes out in a towel, says he needs to show her something, and like the comedy genius he is he opens his towel and shoves his hardon directly in her face
>but she just laughs and takes it in one hand, giving it one or two soft strokes
>idk if she thought I was asleep or what, but she starts licking the tip and then moves on to sucking it, with me right there lying down
>I'm in gym shorts and immediately get hard watching her, so, thinking this was something I'm included in, I reach into my gym shorts and start jerking off real softly

>>721083843
Yeah im in the same boat. I hope its not true.

>>721083232
got pics or videos of your sister and her friends?

>>721083572
you got bored of your own lie half way through

>>721084010
Go on anon

>>721083786
Got my biggest win from a friend of mine who's wife is ridiculously hot by using a keylogger and raiding dropbox. Used her and my wifes photos to share with two other friends for their wifes. I basically harrassed them about it for minths. Got some wins but ruined my friendships.
Hacked a coworkers (very hot) pc using a usb stick which automatically searches and downloads
Jpg. Finally met a guy who is i to swinging scene who sends me photos of the women he and his wife fuck.

>>721084010
>1
holy shit dude, that's some freaky shit.
please continue

>>721084663
And off course a hidden cam in my holiday home. Risky one but there was one friend who was never gonna share.

>>721084183
If only anon. I made my peace long ago.

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When i was really drink I stole underwear from my cousins

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I committed the Whitechapel murders back in '88.

>>721084010
wow ok

cont

>>721084663
good tactics.

I'm not sure if its accidental or not but I've kind of built my career around getting access to that sort of thing.
Device repair and network/cybersecurity, the best ways for people to give you access to their data and trust you with it.

>>721075016
I want a gf to fuck

>>721084935
Yeah and i'm satan

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I was murdered at Whitechapel back in '88.

>>721085194
I want a gf to fill the emptiness

>>721085099
Clever boy. Wierd thing is I am desparate to get these photos but once I get them I store them and almost never look at them. Feel kinda hollow recently because no new challenge so that's why I have been hanging around here, hoping for something to pop up.

>>721084935
shit I almost forgot

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

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>>721084010
You degenerates better be reading.

>boyfriend tells my mom to look what I'm doing, she looks out the corner of her eye and takes his dick out of her mouth, still stroking him with her hand, and tells me to go to bed
>I get up, horrified and skulking, but with a noticeable erection
>she calls out "and do something about that"
>go in my room and lay on bed, against the wall facing the living room, hear my mom moaning and then some movement, followed by grunting and both of them making a lot of noise
>he's fucking my mom in the living room, and I sit there and fap to it, the best fap of my life until that point, but after I came I felt so sick I cried and went to sleep in the dark
>late that night, like 2-3 in the morning she comes into my room in a nightgown, sits on the edge of my bed, I'm naked under the bedsheet
>asks me if I'm awake, and then asks if I'm okay or upset, I tell her I'm okay but she obviously doesn't believe it
>she asks did I understand what I was doing while I was watching them, and I just nod my head, she says something like "and you still wanted to do it?"
>nod head
>she asks did I do what she told me when I came to my room, tell her no because scared she'll be upset, but she pauses for a few seconds then asks if I need help with it
>too scared to say anything
>after a few seconds in the dark she pulls the sheet back and my dick is standing at perfect attention, she wraps her hand around it and it's like fucking silk, her hands are so soft and cool at first, but they warmed up as she kept on stroking
>didn't last very long at all, but when I came I shot ropes up onto her nightgown and hands, with just one little bead landing on her cheek
>in the dark she wipes it with a finger and I swear to you, licks it off like she's sampling it
>kisses me on the forehead then leaves me to ponder wtf just happened

>>721085497
It's the thrill of the hunt.

When I was about 12 I traded nude pics of me with some pedo for nude girl pics. Swallowed my own cum for them. I sometimes wish I had gone further with them.

I do steroids and tell people I just diet and exercise. I am also an instagram model and have paid sponsorships so that I tell people to use certain brands if they want to look like me. I mean honestly everyone should know I'm a faker but they legit believe that using a certain protein powder will make them 220 8% BF. Its kinda sad honestly.

(Obviously I work hard as fuck and do diet, but I am enhanced by drugs that make these things easier.)

>>721085497
yeah, it's the thrill of the chase. nothing is better than that rush you get when you've been searching and trying for ages and you suddenly get some win of somebody you know.

But that rush is only temporary, so you dont get much out of revisiting the nudes.

What kind of shit are you into? I might be able to point you in the right direction to get the same thrill elsewhere.

>>721080731
>I knew we use cents, but I just thought they were going for an old-timey feel or something. in hindsight that it was a fucking stupid idea since his whole campaign is about american shit
This may be the most millennial newfag thing I have ever read. Well played anon. Pocket full of sixpence style nigga.

>>721085749
Go to bed Tyler1

>>721085794
anything goes. Point away

>>721085546
oh shit nigger

I'm adopted and I want to fuck my older sister

>when i was 15 me and my friend pretended to wrestke his little sister gut actually touch her and grind, she wss 9
>when inwas 17 and my sister was 11 i tricked and forced her into giving me blowjobs and letting me grind naked for a whole summer

>>721074693
pros :
i have a family w kids.
i have a ten year stable coding job that i could do from anywhere there's broadband wifi.
i have a bit of savings and very little debt
i have a great father and mother who love me deeply

cons :
half the time i wake up and say "i hate my life"
the lady is source of many of my problems
my past is the source of the rest of my problems
lady is mentally/emotionally damaged - history of rape / abuse
lady is physically unattractive
im overweight but carry it well with a large frame
im an emotional shit bag myself
neglected as a middle child
rejected by social peers
denied by all girls i truly found attractive
i do most of the chores at home - dishes, yard, trash, cooking much of the time we're not out
its difficult to focus with as much stress as i have at home and no way to get away from it

>>721085990
Too busy playing BF1 and jerking it tbh

just came for a 10yo on omegle

>>721086391
okay then show us cock

There's a chick at my church - who I also attend a home bible study with - that I want to fuck so bad. Prob is her husband is a good guy and I like him. But still, I want my fingers all up in her pussy. I think she would. I dunno.

>>721086415
She cute?

>>721086032
well, going by what works for me you might like working backwards. instead of hunting for nudes of people you know, you hunt for nudes the owner doesn't really know are out there and figure out who they are.

I tend to go for:
-Photobucket. jump on the recentuploads page, go trawling through until you find any woman you would like to see naked, browse their album hoping for nudes. a lot of phones are set to autoupload.
-Periscope/other livestreaming sites: girl goes on there, gets convinced by viewers to flash or show off, and then you cap the stream before it's deleted. it's often really easy to get their social media/etc

lots of other sites you can do the same on, those are just the two I use most. I spend too much time trawling periscope streams, but you get win pretty often.

>>721075016
Why would you want that?

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>>721085546
>end up crying some more that night even though my whole body is rocking from that orgasm
>the next morning boyfriend is gone and for some reason I'm thinking I'm like the man of the house and have to step my game up
>my mother's in the kitchen so I go in and stand behind her, when she turns around I put my hands on her waist and kiss her square on the lips
>she laughs at me but isn't really condescending or mean, all she says about it is "I love you sweetie but don't get the wrong idea," and "don't ever say anything to Boyfriend"
>pretty much stops all advances on my part
>boyfriend comes over that night and she has me leave the room, once more I fap to the sound of him fucking her hard in the living room
>can't even fap to internet porn that whole week, just like in love with my mom
>when the next weekend rolled around I had the house to myself
>I'm in the living room in my underwear, jerking it to some movie they rented off DirectTV, when all of a sudden they come stumbling in
>I'm in the dark and panicking because I'd have to run past them to get to my bedroom
>they get in the hallway and she's telling him to stop and can hear struggling
>when I get the nerve to peak around the corner he's got her bent over bracing against the wall, his hand on the back of her neck, while he fucks her from behind
>the image was seared into my brain, my mom bent over, one tit hanging out, underwear yanked down to her knees and her ass getting smacked by his pasty body lurched over her
>I start fapping in the dark, neither of them notice at first, then when my mom stops resisting and gets into it she's shaking her head back and forth moaning and making all this noise, until she looks my way and we make eye contact while my hands on my cock
>she immediately screams for him to stop but he doesn't and neither do I, she screams for me to look away and go to my room, but I keep going until she's fighting him frantically and crying, but he won't let her go

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>>721086594
very

>>721086760
Kik?

>>721086760
going to share some more this time?

>>721086461
no cock for u

>>721081335
If you haven't had sex i wouldn't recommend it. Wait for someone special. Girls think that shits cute when you're not a pussy about it. If not you're literally just paying 130$ for a nice hole to rest your penis in for half an hour.

>>721079695
How old was the kid?

I want to be a cross-dressing sissy, but I'm too afraid of anyone finding out. I'm too pussy to go out and buy clothes and I don't own a credit card to buy things online with. Even if I did muster up the courage to buy clothes I'd be afraid of someone finding them because I don't live alone.

Honestly, I wish I could just cut off all contact with family/friends and move far away with some girl that's into that who could get me some clothes, show me the ropes and train me. The thought of taking hormones, wearing girly clothes, doing my makeup and hair, taking pictures of myself and posting them online has always strongly appealed to me. In fact I've always wished I could have been born a woman.

I'm pretty sure I could pull it off reasonably well too. I just turned 20, I'm ~5'7'' and ~115lbs with curly blonde hair and blue eyes. Face is another thing, but it's not overly masculine or anything. I'd probably pass with good makeup.

>>721086905
na got me banned last time
she promised a full strip but I lasted until those nips came out and went hard and unloaded
she still stripped all the way tho she was keen

>>721086628
Thanks will try that. I get some of my best kicks from my swinging mate. He has a 8/10 bisexual wife and they have got women and couples literally travelling transatlantic to 'play'. I loaned him my girlfriend a few years back to fullfil my cuckfantasy and he has been in my debt since. He'll send me the girls facebook profiles and then I can pick which ones I want to see.

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>>721074693

>>721086744
keep going, we're here

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>>721078972
>>721079011
>Read about rape in news
>Disgusted
>Read about incest pretty much anywhere
>Disgusted
>Read anons claim both at the same time
>Diamond dick
what the fuck is wrong with me

>>721087019
am sad

>>721086744
keep it going

I've fucked Jennifer Lawrence but she had me sign a non disclosure agreement so I can't unanonymously discuss it.

>>721075870
im with you anon I have little to no control and put my paycheques down whores throats

>>721087244
anons are not human beings, it's like getting a stiffy from watching animals doing it

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>>721087244
Might as well keep it in the family

>>721087108
Same boat but I'm afraid of catching aids. It be one thing if I could find a boyfriend but in the area I'm in that's pretty much moot. Mostly just black guys who want a warm hole to fuck . And the few white guys that are interested seem like they might make a skin suit out of me

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked

>>721085194
deal

>>721087108
Boipussi pics please

>>721087173
yeah that'd do the job for you too I guess
protip: use liveomg for trawling livestreams

>>721087438
did you sign before or after the fact?
And how did you meet?

>>721086176
Tell your wife you're not happy. See what happens.

>>721087438
elaborate

I wanna suck a guys cock while he looks at nude photos of my teen ex

I want to fuck my step sister silly.

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>>721086744
>when I try to run past he grabs me by the neck and digs into a pressure point so I stop, then shoves my face right up against my moms ass, where he's sliding in and out of her
>tells me to "get a look you lil' perv" then shoves me down the hall
>I lock myself in my room but hear him keep fucking her, and once he finishes she starts screaming and gets hysterical, telling him to get the fuck out and all this, all I really heard him say was "it's not my fault you're raised a freak" but that makes her even more mad and she threatens to call the cops if he doesn't leave
>after he's gone she goes and gets a shower, an hour or so later she tries to come in my room but the door is locked, she gets the key and comes in
>at first I'm scared I'm about to get hell but she's wearing a nightgown with apparently nothing on underneath it
>just looking at her legs gives me a hardon
>we both sit on my bed but neither of us says anything for a bit, until I apologize
>she asks if I even know what I'm apologizing for, I tell her for spying for them
>lets out this exasperated sigh, says something like "and not for jacking off to your mother"
>tell her I don't feel bad about it because we've always been close. she sniffles and I realize she's crying, but she says "that's always been true, we're all each other has"
>she calms down and we talked for a little bit about how things had been different since boyfriend started staying over, she says I don't have to worry about him coming back (yeah, right), this ultimately leads to her asking if I know why what she did for me was wrong
>tell her yes but that I can only think about it and really want it to happen again
>maybe that sounds ballsy but I was horny and it came off as begging
>after some thinking she cuts the night stand light on, then opens up her nightgown until her breasts are out, puts her hand on my shoulder and lays me back
>kneels down in front of me, pushes my knees apart

I used to beat off to mlp

>>721087601
Stay away from the nigs, anon. Fast boat to AIDS central right there. They will literally stick their dick into anything with no fucks given about the consequences.

>>721087135
I'm never here at the right time apparently

>>721087838
You bring the photos, I'll bring the white cock.

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>>721087929
How many people are even reading this?

I fucked my dog and she fucked me back. In reality was very romantic and kept going for 8 years until she no longer was alive, because my parents accidentally hurt her to lethal level by a garade door. I hate my parents since then and Im thinking of telling them about my sexual relationship with my dog just to hate them more.

>>721088038
at least one

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>>721087997
Yes sir. Just be gentle, never have do e it before

>>721087948
Jesus Christ why

>>721088038
I am keep going

>>721087929
>>721088038
Reading, maintaining a steadfast semi, please continue.

>>721088145
Nice tits. Ass?

>>721088038
you got at least one

>>721088038
Reading

>>721080804
tell the full story

>>721079695
age of girl?? anal??

>>721087929
me here I'm still reading

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>>721088218
Yeah

>>721087948
There are times (more often than i care to admit) that I still beat off to mlp. don't even know why it's a thing for me

>>721088038
me definitely

I live with a reptilian entity. She's a huge annoying bitch and sociopath.

Some of my friends and my ex had their nudes leaked. I offered to help them get them off of sites and search engines to get a peek at and save the pics.

go on...

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>>721078972
>>721079011
>>721087244
Have another

>>721086714
Probably because he watched too much porn and that is the only way he can get off.

It's disgusting.

I fucked my sister, not when she was young, she was 24

>>721088526
Are people like this? I just thought maybe shes so ugly he can't do it himself..

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>>721087718
Here's a pic I took a few months back when I gave shaving a try (and liked it).

Sorry to all you anons that didn't want to look at gay shit.

>>721088684
Very cute anon

>>721088680
Nuh not ugly. Prob the too much porn thing

Im dating 3 girls at once 1 is 18 and was my bestfriend all through highschool the next is 19 who i met at work and the third is 25 i met her at uni idk what to do guys i love them all

>>721087792
not married, she wants me to marry her deeply though, she's told me multiple times since her dad died. but she knows im not happy. we got into a huge fight last oct about how she doesn't bring (hardly) any money into the family (aside from a few hundred/month off of disability) and all she could say was that no one pays to be a mother and that i knew she was fucked up from the start, so i should expecting nothing more from her. all of this is guilt shaming though. she's been abused, neglected and abandodned by her drunk father for decades so she regularly bitches at me or tells me how id be better off without her, which makes me just feel like shit that i can't love her enough to make her love herself.

i thought i could love her back to some sense of normalcy. only reason im still with her is because i still feel a duty to try to support the mother of my daughter, but the weight is beginning to be too much to bear.

>>721088757
Thank you! :)

>>721088937
Leave. Nothing is worth living your life unhappy.

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>>721087929
>takes my dick in her hand, strokes it until I'm as hard and close to busting as I can get, then takes it in her mouth and sucks it while wrapping her tongue all around it until I cum
>worry she's going to be upset but she keeps sucking until my balls are practically dry, almost wind up cumming again
>when she's done she climbs over me, straddling me but not really touching me, except her tits which are dangling down
>instinctively I grab and play with them, she giggles and lets me, asks if I'm satisfied
>tell her I don't want her to leave
>she thinks about it for a minute then lays on her side next to me, one leg over the other hiding her pussy, but her tits are there
>I move my body real close to her, my spent and wet cock is against her thigh and we both sort of freeze, her looking down at it, then while I'm exploring her with my hands she runs her fingers through my hair and down my back to my ass
>really fucking sensual
>all we did after that was kiss with tongue for a few minutes, then she gets up and walks out naked, leaving her nightgown for me to fap into later
>I'm fucking euphoric for the next day or so, and she's in a good mood
>because she's high on what pills and coke she has, and that he left without

>>721088873
Don't worry anon, you can have as many imaginary gf as you want. nobody will care.

>>721074693
im crazy about to cum on my own face. i showed it to random girls on omegle. i hope they havent recorded it. and now im thinking about to ask my gf to watch it but im afraid that she will find it strange or maybe she will leave me.

i killed 13 men in iraq. never told my family. my son asked if i killed anyone and i just told him thats not for kids to know. my wife, in laws and parents never asked.

i had a buddy ask if i killed anyone shortly after i got home when we went out for a beer. i didnt answer and he got the hint that i dont wanna talk about.

idk why, i cant admit it. i cant tell anyone. the words wont come out of my mouth. ive talked about it a few times here though

>>721088367
my psycho bitch thinks shes a fucking dragon.
"oh but im a christian mystic" she tells me. hahhahahahahaahah
fml

>>721089106
No man im fucking serious amd the stress is killing me

>>721089171
how'd you kill them?
what weapons did you use? What troop were you in?

>>721089061
Did you ever fuck her?

>>721089171
Does it bother you keeping it undisclosed?

i troll 4chan out of boredom.

>>721089052
i could, but i can't. i've lived the majority of my life unhappy. at least my little girl will have her mother. she's happy to be with us and thats the only thing that keeps me going from day to day. if i left mama, she'd be devistated. ive seen what divorce does to kids.

I got a dog to fuck my gf

>>721089171
Thanks for sharing man. Its hard to deal with, but it was necessary for your job, your safety, and the safety of your bros. I had an uncle that served in Vietnam. He would never talk about it either when we were younger, but one night we were drinking a bit and he told me how a cong came over the side of his boat from the waters edge and he raised his shotgun and literally blew him in half. Said that he looked young, maybe mid to late teens. Had to do what he had to do though.

>>721089413
not really a secret man

>>721074693
I faked an entire science research project in high school, from making up what I had built to concocting fake datasets. Made up fake "progress reports" for 3 years from sophomore to senior year, got an A in the course every year too.

got 2nd and 1st place finishes in competitions against hundreds of other students who did a shitload of real hard work, went to Washington DC on the dime of the army and Intel, met my senator and governor of my state, and got into my top choice college partly because of the project.

I'm a fucking dickhead

>>721089061
cont.....?

>>721089304
Try literotica, pretty good place to turn in any more of your creative endeavours.

>>721089505
yes

but also good material for politics

>>721087771
>>721087824
We were set up on a blind date by a mutual friend. Kept going on dates for a few weeks. Eventually went for sex but she told me I had to sign paperwork before, for "her best interest." So I did. We were fwb a few times before I moved. Never bf gf or anything serious.

I have officially now stopped caring whatever the hell people say about me. Fuck. Islam. The most gruesome, violent, sadistic, xenophobic, discriminatory religion out there. The attacks in Paris have removed the last bit of pity i feel toward muslims, why do we only see Islamic terrorism? Why don't we see Christians blowing themselves up in the HQ of the freedom from religion foundation? Why don't we see Atheist beheading christians? Why is it only Islamic terrorism that we see? People must realise there is not a problem with extremism, there is a fucking problem with worshipping a pedophile prophet (piss be upon him). I am sick and tired of this religion, i am sick and tired of western countries having to deal with this bullshit, we fucking welcome them in our first world countries and all they do is blow themselves up in the name of a fucking psychopatic sky daddy and claim Sharia Law to be imposed and above the governement that welcomed them in open arms from misery. Throughout my life i have always defended moderate muslims (which i am now doubting their existance) and told people to not generalise the whole muslim population, but this is fucking enough, this religion is fucking ruining our way of life, either "normal" muslims stand up against these fucking psychopaths and try to stop them, or they can get the fuck out of non muslim countries. I am so sorry for any liberal accepting muslims out there, i really am, but i have to vent out this rage. Sadly, Islam is not compatible with the 21st century, like it or not. I excuse myself again, i must now go sacrifice a baby to the ruler of darkness because atheism.

>>721076541
HEY
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST

>>721081369
Can empathize

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>>721089492

dont tell anybody though. gives me something to do.

>im lonely.

>>721089532
Im fucking serious dude come on why would i lie

>>721089061
How old are you now?

>>721089336
i was a sniper. thats 11 of them. one hand to hand, another in a firefight.

i should elaborate, navy credits me with 13 confirmed kills. coudve killed more in that firefight i didnt specifically SEE die. i know at least one.

>>721088873
I'm kind of in the same boat.

either keep shit as it is now and try not to have it blow up in your face, or choose, or wait until one or two of them jump ship because you're noncommital or not spending enough time with them

If you want to have any say in who you're with at the end of it, you need to make a choice soon. If you want to avoid hurting them, you need to make a choice soon.

>source: I have been there

>>721089630
I almost got caught so many times though. I'm a bit too sloppy for politics, id end up like Anthony weiner

>>721089397
i... dont know.

im convinced that its nothing my friends or family should ever know.

i dont want my kids to know their dad is a killer. or my wife to know the same.

but some days are hard. you know the stories, fireworks, loud bangs, make me uncofortable.

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>>721089367
Spoiler? Yes. Takes a bit to get there.

>>721089061
I'll move ahead some:

>my mother gets back with boyfriend, starts ignoring me and pretending nothing ever happened
>they get drunk and high a lot, pass out around the house half naked, I spend most of my time in my room sulking.
>think I was honestly suffering depression, I couldn't focus in school and I just stopped talking to people, I was so upset and jealous every time I heard them together
>fucked, I know
>it gets worse
>start fapping to the idea of creeping on my mother while she's passed out, the idea becomes like an obsession so I start getting up to go to the "bathroom" down the hall at night after they've fucked and quieted down or whatever
>this night in particular he's in the shower and she's completely naked on the couch, laying on her stomach with her ass up
>rub her shoulder to see how deep she's feeling, she doesn't stir at all
>run my hands along her body, mostly rubbing her ass cheeks, which I slowly spread with my hands, causing her to really softly moan
>get an up close look at her pussy, red and dripping cum from their fucking
>has me so hard
>like a true weirdo I take my dick out and just rub it all over her body, too scared to get up on the couch with her
>rub my cock across her lips, rest my dick on her face, want to put it in her mouth so bad
>while the shower is still running, boyfriend comes into the living room in just a towel, sees what I'm doing but doesn't say a word
>I fucking freeze
>in a loud voice he asks my mom if she wants a shower, but she doesn't answer, I bolt for my room, hear him laughing back in the living room
>spend the rest of the night in fucking fear

I made some boys get naked for my job at a corrections center once. I got involuntarily aroused and felt bad because they were embarrassed.

>>721089860
you feel fucked up because you've seen the people you targeted fall apart. you need to cope with that in some form, if not counseling like CBT or DBT. you've got some form of ptsd and need to deal with it.

the fact that you're navy and not seeing a shrink means that you're not taking advantage of the resources at your disposal. i feel cheated as a taxpayer

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>>721074693
i often cum on my sleeping gf's feet. once i get caght. i uploaded some of them on the net.
www.feet9.com/4415/cum-on-soles/

>>721089779
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

otherwise pretty obvious that you're just a shitty, selfish person unable to empathize with any of the people you're dating, and probably too emotionally stunted to accept that you don't actually love any of them

I'm a gigantic pussy.

I'm currently in a loving, fantastic relationship but have seen nudes of and made out with every one of my worthwhile girl friends. I want to fuck em so bad and I can't say that, given the opportunity, I wouldnt do it.

That being said I've deleted countless nudes I'd screengrab or straight up steal from their computers after a good fap and then feel fucking stupid afterwards for getting rid of them.

>>721089860
are you the originator of the navy seal copy pasta

>>721089861
Its been like 6 months for 2 of them and 5 for the one at school i just dont want to hurt them there all amazing

>>721089714
Glad to see you have taken the redpill. Welcome aboard the truth train.

>>721089479
i understand. its something crazy to end another humans life. hopefully youll never have to do it. i understand war is necessary and im in no way against it.

thanks for the words anon.

>>721089691
So celebrities are actually going out with non-celebs? lol

>>721090116
ive thought about seeing the nav shrinks.

idk how to tell my wife. shed understand but that convo would be FUCKED.

maybe i should

>>721090051
>i dont want my kids to know their dad is a killer. or my wife to know the same.
No need to share man. Just tell them that things happened over there that were bad so that those same bad things would never happen to them at home.

>>721090133
Fuck yeah anon, good work!

i had sex with the pastor of my mother's church and it doesnt bother me.

exposed myself to my older sister, jerked off and she jerked me off , and blew me too

>>721090483
right. hes only 7 now, he doesnt get it. ill definitley explain when hes older

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>>721090531
would you cum on her feet too?

>>721090213
could be. you never know

Back in high school I left keyloggers and other types of malware on a sharedrive disguised as games and what not. Because of how poorly the terminals in my school were managed and I had access to an administrator account keep tabs on everyone was easy. I would log into peoples accounts and just look around at all their private stuff, just for the sake of knowing what people do I'm private and what type of person they were. The only time I did anything with this stuff besides just look was making an anonymous report to the police that some 14 year old freshman was fucking some 36 year old drug dealer and he was caught. After that I stopped.

>>721090544
Greentext story? Also nice dubs m8

>>721090613
>right. hes only 7 now, he doesnt get it. ill definitley explain when hes older
This sounds gay as hell, but thanks for your service man. I really mean that and not in a gay USA-USA-USA chant way. Thats a hard life to lead but its a necessary service. Those same people would've blown you away in a heart beat then drag your corpse through the streets.

>>721090776

im a gayfag. sorry.

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>>721090095
Here's the post where I'm going to lose people

>two nights later they're doing the usual, things die down, but I'm still too scared to leave my room, until I hear a knock
>in walks boyfriend, completely naked
>asks if I want to come into the living room, nod my head yeah, so he leads me into there where my mom is lying on her side on the floor
>he gives me instructions, tells me to take my boxers off and get between her legs, assures me she won't wake up
>I do it, scared as fuck (as usual), and once I'm between her thighs he stands over me, says "Well?" until I take the hint and rub my dick against her pussy lips
>she moans immediately and her legs close around me, but she doesn't wake, and the feeling of my dickhead against her glistening lips is heaven on her
>lay overtop her and bury my face in her beasts, still brushing my tip against her pussy
>all of a sudden boyfriend is behind me, one hand on the back of my neck, and lays his warm, wet, cock on my backside
>I freeze up, but all he does it rub it across my cheeks a bit, can feel it hard and twitching, then he moves away, returns to my side
>I sit up and he grabs me by the back of the head, pressing his dick right in my face, up against my lips until I finally take him in my mouth
>no idea how to give head so he just thrusts in my mouth for a while
>my boner is still raging up against my mother
>once he's as hard as he can get he tells me to get out of the way, but not to go anywhere
>he spreads my moms legs and slides his cock inside of her, I get an up close view of him fucking her
>on my knees next to them, I jerk off inches from her face, my cum actually landing on her face
>he laughs, but is so focused on her that he doesn't bother me any more, lets me leave

>>721090719
>would you cum on her feet too?
Fuck yes

>>721081480
how did you find out?

>>721087929
i'm here reading AF

>>721090448
Psychiatrists and psychologists don't know how to deal with PTSD that doesn't originate from some fear-based trigger. It's quite unfortunate, considering that there are so many individuals who endure the distress associated with more with morality rather than fear. Have you tried a padre? There has to be a spiritual element to this. PS... A potential moral injury should not be classified as a disorder. It's a normal reaction to killing someone.

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>>721090862
im always thinking about i let in some strangers to our house and let him cum on her feet.

>>721091117
>im always thinking about i let in some strangers to our house and let him cum on her feet.
You may be flying too close to the sun with that. You invite someone in to come on her feet, they may go insane and start getting stabby with you.

>>721089171
Pray about this. God will calm your heart and give you strength to heal.

>>721087106
10, spent her 11th birthday guzzling a week worth of my nuts

>>721091269
>You invite someone in to come on her feet, they may go insane and start getting stabby with you.

her feet would never do that to me, we have an understanding

>>721089714

how is Iowa working out for you farm boy?

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>>721091358
>her feet would never do that to me, we have an understanding
I will keep you in my prayers anon, Godspeed.

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>>721091345
>>721091345
>>721091345

>>721090846
holy shit dude, i'm speechless.

>>721090846
now you have my attention. cont?

>>721090846
pic related ?

>>721089505
nothing wrong with working smarter than harder; you just got lucky that nobody made an effort to verify the data.

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>>721090846
>this begins a nightly ritual where, after they've gotten high or drunk, he'll come and get me and let me essentially molest her in her sleep
>during the day she mostly ignores me, he's a lot nicer to me
>sometimes he'll come into my room and have me suck him off before we do anything, but for some reason it doesn't process in my head as gay or abuse, it's just a trade
>he introduces me to pills for the first time on one of these nights, comes into my room, completely naked, and tells me to take off my clothes, he has two pills and asks if I want to take them
>idk if they were ecstasy or just painkillers but they made me really happy and horny, I've done a lot of pills since and nothing compares to those first few times he gave me anything
>get really into sucking his cock, that night for the first time he cums just from me sucking him off, right in my mouth, which I take way better than I ever expected
>tells me I'm getting good at that
>takes me into their bedroom where my mom is passed out face-down, he tells me to "get in there" so I mount her ass, press my cock against her pussy lips, and then she moves her bottom so that my cock goes in
>calls me her boyfriends name, says go deeper, I just go with it and grab her waist, shove in further, she's pushing back trying to get as much of my cock in as she can, then she starts spinning her ass so that my dick is rubbing along the inside of her pussy
>so fucking intense
>she's mumbling and half asleep, says "you better not have (me) back there again"
>I look to him and he's grinning ear to ear
>turns me on so much I start going as fast and hard as I can, she's actually moaning
>I cum pretty quickly, pull out right onto her ass, he immediately swaps in and starts eating her pussy out, I leave the room
>don't know how to act the whole next day
>that next night changed fucking everything

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>>721090846

>>721074693
I know so much about my best friend but now i cant be bothered anymore, he's so fucking depressing.

>>721092244
Shoot an example