NEW If you had a time machine, who would you go back and fuck? thread

Hitler

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>>721068469

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Betty

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I want to be the guy who 'discovered' her

The girl who posed for the mona lisa painting

Why limit myself to one? I would go in some king's harem or something. No one famous, but I'm sure there would be quality ass too.

Mary Magdalene

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>>721068766
nobody said anything about just one

Cleopatra

'Lucy' the oldest human remains discovered

>>721068857
I know, but everyone was saying just one name.

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I'd fuck her with a crucifix

>>721068971
smart. hahaha

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>>721069034

>>721068982
good pick

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>>721068469
this

The first fish creature that walked on land

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Kirstie Alley on break in filming Wrath of Khan

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>>721068469

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>>721068469

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deez hoes

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Tell me you wouldn't bang Cleopatra
> Hot
> Extremely powerful and wealthy - more than even Melania or Ivanka
> Pussy so mad Alexander the Great became a cuck

Now that is pussy.

>>721068469
Your mom

Hi, son

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>>721069414
mah nigga

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>>721069401

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Christie Brinkley

Woman that has aged better than anyone in the history of women. Not that it matters for the purpose of this thread

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>>721069459
She looks like a tard in that painting

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come on dolly, put the carrot in your ass, no one will ever see these pics, it will be our secret

me when I was 15

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and her cute little brother

>>721069775
so like, your future self?

>>721069707
She would have been severely inbred so i suppose it's accurate.

>>721068857
I'd bone her still.

>>721069775

How would that actually be different than when it's your dad that rapes you?

>>721069852
wicked sick burn m8

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Susan Sarandon.

I'd still bone her now, honestly.

her and her daughter.

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I win

>>721069921
I want to know what my boipussy feels like to him

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>>721068469
heathe locklear

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>>721070217

>>721069579
Who????

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go back to 1976 get a mountain of cheap cocaine and Debbie

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>>721070318

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prime Christina ricci

>>721070208
Full name?! Please

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I am so fucking classy

>>721070217
AGENT FOWLEY??!

>>721070397
where is her fucking belly button?

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>>721070374
every guy in the world wanted to fuck her

>>721070336
Young Jennifer Lawrence

>>721069267
THIS

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>>721069960
I read that like a Southie

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>>721069980
This is exploitable.

>>721068735
nnnnnnnggg excellent choice

>>721069579
Who is?

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Busted so many nuts to this movie when I was young that my testes erupted out of the end of my cock and I had to get a Dr to put them back in.

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Fucking crushing since the 90's!

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>>721070397

>>721070593
shut up Wesley

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Gwen Stefani.

>>721068469
Was about to upload Lynda when last thread died

>>721070822
oh fuck yes! Was just rewatching the first few episodes the other week - goddamn she is amazing. The 2nd Zev wasn't bad either.

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>>721068469
My mother

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>>721070822
>>721071038
lyekka was my favourite. smooth all round the bends

all those 14yo german girls who posed naked for Bravo Bodycheck

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>>721071038
forgot pic

Jesus

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>>721071182

Shatner. I'd fuck William Shatner.

>>721071217
I saw her on some posters for something at a vitamin shop a few years back. She was sexy in the vulnerable way.

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>>721070822
fuck yes more

>>721071076
i was in love with her in police academy

>>721071240
time has not been kind to xenia

>>721068469
Op, you can see her topless in a movie called "Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw"

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We are stoping in 1993 first.

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Would still fuck her brains out

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>>721071182
that face was flawless. what a nose.

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Emily Lloyd, before she went psychotic

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young angie

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>>721069876
oh yeah!!! Claudia!

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>>721071492
that twilight zone episode

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she's a fucking trainwreck today

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greatest tits

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christy canyon

>>721071745
Yes. 100. Winrar.

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>>721068469
Eva Habermann hot

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Jennie Garth. So cute in the day

>>721071838
how so?

>>721071937
Too bad she's a lesbian.

kirsten dunst, any time between small soldiers and the spider man trilogy

>>721072018
Doesn't matter. She wouldn't be given a choice.

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>>721071995
many mental issues, drink, drugs etc

would fuck princess Diana
royal pussy be best pussy

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>>721072247
roll in ze hay?

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>>721071894

>>721071809
YAS MORE

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>>721069980
>>721070653
>this is exploitable

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glass house or eyes wide shut leelee

Mary Tyler Moore

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No contest.

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>>721072298

>>721071894
>>721072298

This.

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yup

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>>721071809

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>>721068469
OP's dead mother

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>>721072475

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>>721072475
Forgets pic

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Jenna Elfman

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>>721072420
Heh heh worth the wait

Sharon Tate.
Any other answer is wrong

>>721070162
Indeed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43uRDhSqOZc

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>>721072659
oh fuck how could it have taken this long for her to appear on this and the previous thread?

Good choice

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I'd be making multiple trips

Ginger Lynn
Marilyn Monroe

And these
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>>721069196
>>721069267
>>721070397
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>>721070887
>>721071487

2001 skaty punky avril lavigne

>>721071673
Oh hell yes. That fierce beauty.

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Porn star Cyndee Summers. She looks like she could be my mother and I'd fuck as if she was.

>>721069765
YES

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>>721071809

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>>721072810

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bit of an obscure one. one of my favourite bands as a teen. lead singer carrie akre is a hamplanet now

>>721073027
Also Valerie Bertinelli, Christina Aguilera
and >>721072963

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during those first 2 seasons

>>721071934
Fuck yeah!

>>721072031
I always thought Lonnie Anderson was a weird looking bitch. Even her cleavage was weird to me as young boy in the WKRP days.

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>>721073595
sweet jesus

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>>721073832

>>721073792
I agree. Narrow hips wide head.
All proportions just wrong.
Everyone else was all "Big tits = HOT!!"

>>721073886
stop samefagging

>>721073792
she's "newscaster" pretty

>>721071891
"Savage Messiah" (1972) Helen Mirren must set some kind of record for the most lines delivered by a naked actress in this film.

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>>721073935
STFU