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Trips has to go to North Korea and commit a crime against the

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Trips has to go to North Korea and commit a crime against the state so severe they end up being executed so they can live on for eternity like Kim Jon Sung on /b/ Rekt threads forever. Don't be a fucking pussy this is serious if you roll trips this better happen or /b/ will find you and put you in a rekt thread either way.
>roll
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>>721063782
Well this seems reasonable.
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>>721063936
Fate is in your favor kim-il-anon
>No trips he has breen sparred.
>honor to your famri
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>>721063782
roller
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Worth a try
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>>721064241
Congrarurations Kim-il-anon
>You rill not die
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I've heard the food is good...
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>>721064462
Dubs givs Kimg jong a hard Un
>Honor to your famri
>You have been spared
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>>721063782
I'll do it if somebody buys me airfare and I'm supplied with some perfect shops of Dennis Rodman butt fucking the holy hell out of Kim.
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>>721064625
No dubs makes kim jong un angri and disgrustid
>Gulag
>Stay away
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Rolling for this
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>>721064625
Apparently they hold fantastic parades....
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>>721064793
you will be sentanced to 15 years hard labor for your comment
>Much disonor
>shame upon Famri
>No ticket for you traitor
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>>721064929
And the subway is a sight to behold
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Please send me I am so ready to go again, hopefully they'll take me this time
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As a representative of 'False' Korea, I will probably face the anti-aircraft firing squad sometime soon anyway.
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>>721065087
ITT: when even North Korea dosent even want you
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No balls
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I bring state of the art computing equipment...
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>>721065186
you are correct traitor.
>kim is watching
>Ree see your web ristory trap gay boi
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Trips and I'll sell everything I own and be on a freight ship to Hong Hong by saturday night
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>>721065087
Reroll
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>>721065087
Rerolling
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>>721065087
Send me awayyyyy
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>>721063782
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>>721065087
>>721065505
So close, going again
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>>721065359
Impossibru, Kim jong un has inrented all technolodgy that is adranced
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>>721065087
Let's go Kim Jong un, let's go
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>>721065596
and some retro shit to boot.
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Why have inferior tape drives, when you can have this flashing computer... I promise it does not contain any malware.... honest.
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>>721065087
COMOM I NEED THEM TRIPS MAN IM JONESING HARD HERE I NEED THAT GREY SKY AND HOPELESS DREAMS MAN COMMON
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>>721065087
Please trips get
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>>721065570
Ronald rump is a glorious korean agent of democracy
>America is fool
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>>721065087
Trips please, anything would be better then trump
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>>721065087
Get me trips
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As you are already at the apocalyptic stage on this chart, I look forward to being mayrtered in your shit hole country
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>>721065087
Ugh how many tries is it gonna take to get trips, can anyone Hook me up with bumps?
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fate decides
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>>721066077
>>721065087
Lucky,
So
Close
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>>721065971
Reehehehehehe America does not have Glorious pretzels made by the hands of glorious kim jong un himself
>silly american
>fool
>traitor
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please fucking let me die
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I hope Kim fucks my asshole with his two inch dick.
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>>721063782
The only way your thread could have been a success, OP, is if you had gotten trips.
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>>721066267
>American
Ha

oh, and re-roll
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worth the roll
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>>721066488
You have been serected to be fukked by kim jong un. pleez repor to water outside california we rill pik u up
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I'll do this to Mr Kim
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>>721066639
Trips do not count due to kim jongs eternal soul. Kepp rolling peasants
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>>721066803
ok, wtf is this, sauce, srsly...
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>>721066950
O-re trips if at end Glorious Leader
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>>721066958
No idea, funny as fuck!
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He thinks he is always on vacation
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>>721067173
Rary funni now back to rice paddi
>Or u die
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I want to go.

XOXOXOXO
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>>721063782
fuck you
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>>721068039
Herro dad we miss you rary much
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>>721067647
if n. koreans don't have an issue w/this pic not too sure what they would have an issue with...
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>>721068039
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>>721063782
ez
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>>721068330
we ruv china
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>>721066267
LMAO i like how there is only 10 pretzels and they have Kim there and a news team like "Wook at arwe tis pood rorwed re peed arwe peprel"
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Yolo
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>>721063782
OP rolling to show faith in eternal kim jon sung. Trips count if kim jon un say they count
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>>721068804
Yolo
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Fuck it, why not
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>>721068622
God communism is beautiful when staged
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>>721069000
Fuck
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Booking flights now
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>>721069000
RIP
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>>721069000
What will be your crime?
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>>721069000
RINNER RINNER CHICKEN DINNER
>GO TIME
>YOU DIE NOW
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>>721069000
R.I.P. brave anon
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>>721069000
nigger
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>>721069123
I'm going to attempt to assassinate Kim and tell him I'm a spy sent by the united States CIA which will trigger an all out nuclear war.
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>>721069000
PLeez give us name and address, we will ensure you make it to the glorious north korea
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I will shave off Kim Jung Un's hair and sell it on eBay
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>>721063782
rolling
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>>721069291
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>>721069291
Rary good, we will win war with fools. Kim approve of your plan
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>>721069446
What should I do
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fuck shit ass roll
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>>721069291
Godspeed anon. I look forward to seeing you in Hell.
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>>721069000
dis is your punishment for lying about "staged" communism. /b/ hack him and find him now i am waiting
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>>721069461
Dubs decide what I do.
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>>721069757
Kim jung ROLL
Kim want you to try and kill Kim and then have note saying your plan is to break out of prison with CIA help so we have no choice but to kill you
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trips i litter
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>>721065971
How come the rabbit is after the horse?? I've never eaten horses, but certainly they can't be as tasty as rabbits.
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I NORTH KOREA! YOU AMERICAN PIG! YOU COME HERE NO! YOU WILL ARRANGE FOR YOUR CRIMES
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theres no way i get trips
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re roll
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>>721070200
Kim il sung has chosen you to choose the fate of future glorious /b/ rekt threads. choose wisely, he must die
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