Buys an apple watch. Post your watches.

>>721061182
Are you concerned that having a device strapped to your wrist sending and recieving a signal IN THE SAME EXACT SPOT 12 or more hours a day, 365 days a year, could cause cancer?

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My super cheap Timex expedition. Got in on sale for $14 at Kohls.

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>>721061852
we should just use them as 9-5 cock rings

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DSSD master race checking in

>>721062551
nice watch. SHITTY FUCKING PIC. Not sure if your going for a miniature effect or you just have no idea about depth of field.

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>>721061852

Get a watch that is fully mechanical (no battery) as wireless does in fact have an effect on cells. Anyone who thinks there is not some type of effect however minimal does not understand the science.

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>>721062551

>>721062772
is that brushed or just the lighting. I don't like super shiny but that is sexy

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>>721061852
No just the fact you have to be a flaming homo to buy an apple product shits for fags.

>>721062849
Some components like the upward face of the case were flat while the sides were more of a chrome. Mine has flatted out with daily wear.

>>721062742
I took the pic with my Nexus 6P's camera. I tried to add some special effects with Snapseed. You are correct; I know absolutely nothing about photography...

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>>721062994

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Fuck off to that fedora wearing timex at the top of the thread

>>721063139
let's eat, grandma
let's eat grandma

punctuation saves lives

>>721063478
What kind of gun is that on the desk?

>>721063078
quick help anon. get a small point n shoot and keep it with you. Always good having better quality. fyi pixels don't matter. I have a sony t77 that I got off of ebay for like 40 bucks that I carry everywhere with me.

>>721063337
Nice seko, but I enjoy my Timex. Thanks for posting.

>>721063559
colt 1911 gub'ment model.

took it apart for cleaning. lost the thumb safety detent. :/

>>721063337
I forgot to add. THE BEZEL DOESN'T EVEN TURN LOL!

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>>721063139
Its a running haiku, get it, apple is shit and fags like shit.

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>>721063946
lol anon I can't explain it any better. You're just dumb. Hey but anyway, have a great day!

Samsung masterclass checking in.

>>721064308
That watch looks like it's for a 10 year old who rides a razor scooter..

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>>721064469

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>Paying an ass load of money for a watch that can only tell time

Talk about a bunch of retards.

Anyways, 42mm Space Black Stainless Steel series 2 with the black Sport Band

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>>721061182
don't got one

>>721064308
Everyone knows you love sucking dicks.

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>>721065252

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>>721065911
Come out of the closet.

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>>721066041

>>721065911
Sick band bro!

what kind of troglodyte wears a watch in 2017?

I can understand if known gay homosexuals do (they're "accessorizing). bisexualities, too.

but for a straight man? really??

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>>721066275
>troglodyte
Thanks for the new Word of the day It takes a certain type of person to wear a watch all day it probably stems from some deep rooted mental illness only knows it brings me comfort and could live without one.

>>721063832
Is that from the thread of the kid whos uncle stole his moms money. Ha. This is the real deal buddy

>>721066275
Hows big is your grease jar and fedora collection

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I here apple is in big trouble looks like old steve globs picked the wrong guy to run his empire.

>>721061852
>recieving a signal IN THE SAME EXACT SPOT
>receiving

you are fucking retarded

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>>721066810
you disgusting animal

I bet you voted for Hillary.

AND you wear watches.

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>>721067147
Edgy and greasy. Go back to playing with ponies. How many things have I gotten right so far?

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>>721067334
This is some real queer shit right here shove these little dicks in your ears.

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>>721064627
anon are you going to space soon?

>>721062092
Does it light up?

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>>721067537
Dont forget to pack the sub

>>721064960
sooo......................... that's a problem these days?

>>721066275
it is for people who's time is important and hold a job where you can't just whip out your cellphone during a meeting. Dumbass

i <3 my apple watch when i touch the face it glows and has pretty buttons -wO~

>>721066717
no dumb ass, the bezel on my $14 timex doesn't
lol fuck stop being so stuck up at your overpriced watch

>>721067664
it does, only afterglow though.

>>721068205
Cool

>>721061182
Is the apple watch worth it? V1 or V2?

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>>721061182
I haven't worn a watch in 30 years. My time isn't divided up into neat little capitalist segments to be parcelled out bit by bit to the rich and powerful. I live a life of voluntary simplicity: no fridge, no stove, no vehicle, no cellphone, no savings, and all my possessions will fit in a single backpack. I make a little money sufficient for my needs by doing tarot readings on a little folding table on the street, with enough left over for a pouch of tobacco for my small collection of pipes. Take some advice: throw away your watch. At the end of your days, you're not going to look back and be happy because you maximized your efficiency.

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>>721068323
I thought so too!

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This is a very nice watch.

>>721068480
where do you get your nutrition?

>>721068480
I think a lot of us wish we could live like that anon.

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>>721068609
cat turds anon CAT TURDS

>>721066084
First openly gay CEO.

>>721067531
you wretched gay, go buy more ACCESSORIES for you and BRUCE.

>>721068609
The grocery store, just like everyone else. I don't have a fridge, so I eat a lot of canned goods. But I also spent a year living in a ternt, hitching my way across the continent, and I was often able to survive just on what I could pick at the side of the road. Common plantain, nettle, daisies, clover, dandelion, cattail shoots, mint, wild mustard, and so on are all edible, tasty, and grow almost everywhere. If you know what to look for, you can survive just on what grows out of the cracks in the sidewalk if you have to.

>>721068480
>sleep outside
>huge hassle to take a shit or get a shower
>huge hassle to collect enough money for a shitty fast food lunch
>alone yet again at night
>repeat forever

Sounds great, anon.

>>721068867
Haha what a fucking nerd i bet you wear skechers and high white socks in high school no wonder you talk like this. Its called style which you obviously have none. While im rocking polo and pulling girls youre over there wearing graphic tees and saving up for a new bowl to cut your hair

>>721064528
Go to bed evan

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>>721068734

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>>721069185
I don't sleep rough. Not anymore, anyway. I decided two years ago that I wanted to create a cultural centre to celebrate the hobo traditions, so I moved to a city which is struggling and rents are cheap, and rented an old, abandoned storefront. I've been renovating the place bit by bit, and now offer free classes in hobo culture: busking, fortune telling, found materials folk art, and so on. I sleep down in the basement on an old piece of foam. It's cold in the winter and sweltering in the summer, but my time is my own and I'm doing what makes me happy. Like I said, take my advice: throw away your watch and be free.

Pic related: the cultural centre I've been creating.

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>>721069809

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I wear a smartwatch, but i do it for the functionality and not the attention, so I wanted one that was unassuming. Enter the LG Watch Urbane. I chose the pic related only because it's the only one I could find with the exact band and face I use.

>>721069834
How are you posting on 4chan

>>721064553

have the frontier myself, replaced my huawei watch because fucking sim card thats why

>>721070010
We have wifi here. The local cable provider offers it free to any business willing to act as a hotspot for them.

>>721070137
What makes a laptop so fine and everything else evil? Gypsy logic makes no sense

>>721069957

I was about to get an urbane 2 because they were rocking a sim card first, but then they ditched it so I stuck with huawei and now have S3 frontier. Urbane is pretty good watch tho

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>>721070370
There's no rules about what you can and can't have. For instance, I have a collection of smoking pipes which I've accreted over the years. I enjoy smoking them. It's a small luxury I keep, despite the trouble of carting them around. Living a life of voluntary simplicity doesn't mean you have to squat in a cave and poke berries up your nose with a stick; it means boiling your life down to the minimum number of things to make you happy. If your watch makes you happy, then by all means have one. But my suspicion is that it's more likely a case of people bragging about how large and heavy and gold-crusted their chains are. The more rigid and oppressive a culture becomes, the more obsessed it becomes with time and its uses.

Thoreau wrote that he could spend the entire day just looking out the window at the woods and consider it a day well spent. I feel the same way, and I think most people feel the same way in their hearts.

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>>721069938

Any nice, relatively priced (up to around $50) square watches online?

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>>721069834
Sweet store brah

>>721069834
>be 50
>sleep alone on a filthy piece of foam in a cold basement
>"bathe" in a sink
>scrounge every day for food
>claim to be happy

>>721071132
any g-shock 5600

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>>721071453
"Cold and hunger seem more friendly to my nature than those methods which men have adopted and advise to ward them off." -- Henry David Thoreau, _Life Without Principle_

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>>721062092
chase-durer fighter command; super expensive at ~$1000, but got it used on ebay for $450.

SCORE.

>>721071743
nice deal anon

>>721071821
yeah, really scored on that. watch in good shape, as described in the ad. super good deal, and super lucky.

>>721071726
>think of quote from man long dead
>shivering under filthy blanket
>back hurts like shit
>flick spider crawling across head
>wonder why nobody in this depressed town wants to take my hobo classes
>look forward to bathing in sink again tomorrow

>>721072715
You seem jealous, friend. Don't be. We all get the lives we deserve.

>>721067749
>trying this hard

>>721068480
Maximizing my efficiency brings me extraordinary joy. Then again, I am pretty sure I'm a psychopath.

>>721073840
I'm sure your business cards are gold-embossed and printed with squid ink on only the creamiest, hand-pulped organic rag stock.

>>721074096
Not too far from the truth, actually.

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lets get back on topic

>>721074751
You need to loosen that strap a little.

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Kronen & Söhne Imperial 060. A piece of crap watch, about $35 online. I wear it only when I visit my sister. Here is the story:
>I love her.
>She has job and earns own money, but is too much of a spender.
>So always asking to lend money, mostly like $10 up to 50, sometimes around $300-400.
>Always late to pay back: 'bought pair of shoes, had a 'girl's night out,' that kind of excuses.
>I hate that, I need my money back.
>After 10 times or so in a year, told her no more loans.
>Next time: 'I need 20 bucks, can I borrow from you?'
>'No'.
>Told me I was a shithead for not helping her.
>Getting fucking angry, made up plan.
>Bought watch, flashed it harcore next time I visited.
>Sis impressed by it's shine, 'New watch? Is it gold? What did you pay for it?'
>'Yes, is gold on stainless steel, about 1400 bucks. Worth it.'
>'But you couldn't help me with only 20?'
>'Nope, couldn't, had to buy a watch'.
>Shitty eyes at me.
>Every time after, I wear this watch, flashing it, and bragging about how expensive it was.
>She never asked to lend money again.
>Sooooo worth the 35 bucks.

>>721061182
wrist fedoras

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>>721075178

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Swatch Mercedes Art

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Horrible lighting, but you get the idea. I wear this shit everyday, and it's very reliable.

>>721061852
my wrist started hurting because I read this
Fuck you and your placebo bull shit

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>>721061182
Seiko stainless quartz

>>721075762
Are you a train conductor?

>>721076332
Technically this would be nocebo, the opposite of placebo.

>>721061852
With 3 hour battery, nope lmao

>>721076334
nice anon but why do people turn their wrists down?