> if you had a time machine who would you go fuck?

Myself?

>>721058543
kek
/thread

I would fuck


you're mom XD

>>721058451
that girl from The Wizard

>>721058649
kys faggot

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>>721058451
This fucking whore

>>721058451
She was so much hotter than the other girl on that show.

>>721058451
ur mom so I could be ur daddy and ground u so u can't make this stupid fucking thread

young winona ryder

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Without a 2nd thought it would be Tiffani amber thiessen

>>721059151
good call tbh

I would go 10 years back and fuck my 16 yo cousin (that's her age right now)

>>721059151
very slutty in person.

waited on her at a restaurant once and you could tell she loved the dick

>>721059279
Wouldn't surprise me. Rumour has it she fucked most of the Saved By The Bell cast (except for screech) and she was on Baywatch and 90210. You don't star in those shows without loving the dick.

traci lords, or Vicky

>>721058744
nice dubs

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Crusher

5 year old emma watson

>>721059151
now she's fat

>>721058451
i would fuck myself when i was baby to create immense mental health issues

>>721058451
what is that broad's name on step by step?

cammi?

>>721059964
Hence the bit about time machines in OPs post you fucking spastic.

>>721060109
photoshop?

>>721058451
My teen self. Thatd be hot

>>721058451
>>721058451
So this time machine automatically guarantees that I will get to "fuck" whoever I choose to "fuck"?

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>>721059760
Not when she was five, but when she was a virgin would be great

I've always had a thing for Lauren Bacall

>>721058451
Your mom. When she was 9 so that she'd grow up hating the very idea of sex so that hopefully, HOPEFULLY, she would swear off it for life and not have a child like you who starts shirt threads and sucks gloryhole dick for money

Gandhi. Maybe Hitler.

>>721060361
Yes

>>721058716
oh shit nigger i am DIAMONDS

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>>721058451

>>721060428
>>721058918
>>721058649

Damn... 2edgy5me

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No question here. Barbi Benton in the 70s (not in HER 70s)

>>721060710
Get out of here Jeff

>>721061014
Jeff Magnum? hahahaha

>>721058451
Either Eve or Ann Margaret.

>>721058451
Cyborg 2 Angelina Jolie or I Dream of Jeannie Barbara Eden.

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>>721060710

>yfw I have a time machine and the krauts found her because she couldn't hold in the orgasm and she asked if I could take her with me to the future and I said no because that would fuck up the space time continuum and she said ok it was wort it

alex mack

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>>721058451

>>721061258
If you're going to fuck Ann Margaret, does that mean Ann Margaret's not coming?

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>>721058451
Ishtar.

>>721058451
So many possibilities...

Eve in the Garden of Eden... so I'd be the ancestor of all mankind...
or for the less religious oriented the first female Home Sapiens coming out of africa, so I'd be the ancestor of a large part of mankind.

Or Mary, mother of Jesus, when she wasn't married to Joseph yet - eat that, virgin birth!

>implying having a time machine would be enough to let any of the neckbeard losers in /b/ fuck high status women

better add a cloak of invisibility and some rohypnol there

>>721061403
I forgot how hot she was before she destroyed her body

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Young Pam Anderson

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>>721058451
As many prehistoric early humans as possible.

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shay astar

>>721058958
This. Also Jennete mcurdy before she started icarly

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Raw and dry right up he pooper. fix it so she could never again sit right

Eva Braun. So I could cuck Hitler.

Mindy from Mork and Mindy.
I Don't have a pic. Actually i dont know how to attach one, but easy to look up

>>721061294
holy fucking shit how could i have missed such a fucking movie with such a fucking beauti?!
>cyborg2

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still would, but younger model would be better

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Holly from Land of the Lost

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>>721061734

>Don't have a pic. Actually i dont know how to attach one

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10 year old me was in love with her

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<3

>>721058451
every1

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>>721058451
Sally Field

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>>721058451

anne hathaway during the princess diary times

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Blair from Facts of LIfe.

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>>721058451
This porn star. Many a fap had been had.

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Yummmmm....

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Ha, easy.

>>721058451
Alexander the Great ... Then I will show him how to conquer the world

>>721058451
Hitler's mom.

the girl in Hansen

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>>721058451
audrey hepburn is the only logical answer.

>>721060261
you got it dude.

>>721062299
recently watched that in 1080p. you can totally see her nips through that shirt in the madonna scene

>>721059151
quality choice, I approve

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buffy era

8 simple rules era kaley cuoco

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>>721058451
Teh brunette from the ring.

>>721062461
she gave my a raging hard on, still gives tbh

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What a egg

>>721062461
apparently there was a pedo at the helm of the remastering equipment.

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>>721062538
oh yes
as a teen I was more into Sarah, but growing up a bit, fuckin Charisma had dat body

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Claire Forlani

>>721062073
>that hoverhand

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>>721059824
>>721060423
>>721061388
>>721061403
>>721061605
>>721061630
>>721062299
>>721062428
God tier picks gentlemen.

I would also humbly submit miss Hepburn as my own.

>>721061525
wow she's hardly recognizable. She's the epitome of 90's hot though. Blonde, huge tits, absolutely no ass.

>>721062128
fucking lost it, well done

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>>721058451
Natalie Imbruglia

>>721058451
Jesus

>>721061880
wrinkles wise she looks like a young chloe

>>721061894
MAH NIGGA!!!! Nice choice!

>>721063326
the constant atheist threads reignited my boner for her

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>>721061388
This

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She was the IT girl in the early 90s, vanished immediately after

>>721062073
i bet arnie fucked her shortly after this film

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>>721058451
Martha Washington

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>>721059640
femka all the way

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>>721058451

>>721063304
dude what the actual fuck

i'm never gonna be able to watch point break again

>>721058451
Any pretty woman i wanted, kings would pay me really well for technology.

probably my grandmother, she was so fucking hot

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>>721058451
Boner Rogers!

>>721061605

who is that retard

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Lindsay Sloane

>>721063565
3edgy5me

>>721062401
oh yes,fuck yes

>>721062085
her body still warm

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>>721058451
her too!

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kelly lebrock

>>721058451
The virgin mary

>>721063681
AnnaSophia Robb

once /b/'s favorite qt 3.14 loli who now has a glorious ass

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>>721062259
Your pornstar and mine.

And I would MAKE her take it in the ass.

>>721058723
most overrated broad of all time

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Lucille Ball,Before that cuban cuk

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>>721062303
fuckin yes, he is the reason i am bi, i remember i having a crush on him since i first saw him in george of the jungle when i was little

>>721062837
no need to boast

>>721060691
Fuck yea, before she went balls out crazy she was hot as fuck.

>>721061566
>As many prehistoric early humans as possible.

Result-oriented!

>>721058451
The Virgin Mary. Imagine the cred I'd get when she tells people her boy is the son of God.

the aidschimp that bit the african nignog

>>721062194

Ancientfag detected, but choice seconded.

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this goddes

Jennifer Connoly.wmb

>>721063502
GET ON MY CHOPPA

>>721063044
that's how it was back in the day.

women with a big arse were laughed at.

fashions change and they always will

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>>721064114
so you should also remember this chick too

>>721063044
AND a BIG furry busy...nice

My first celebrity waifu. Kim Cattrall

Not your mom again...

>>721063413
i'd still fuck her

still got a great face and fucking great legs

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Fiona Apple for sure. damaged hot girl. the sex would've been amazing.

saw her recently. looked like a meth head. :(

>>721064313

yup.

>>721064358
weirdly enough, I'd take the 40 yo whore from Sex and the City over the 20 yo slut from Porkys in her case

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my first true love...

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Kim Catrall. My1st celeb Waifu

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>>721058451
Winnie Cooper

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The chick from the poison film clip.

Or young madonna.

>>721059824
/thread.

jesus

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i was instantly in love

>>721064313
my pic. bahbah bentmynelly

>>721064417
I would have killed a nun to have a shot at that snatch when she was hot but damn man did it go down.

She is like the stock market before the great depression.

>>721064696
ew. That george washington mouth. Check your shit fag.

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Coop

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>>721064507
My god yes.

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>>721063142

Holy hell yes.

For me it'd probably be Kate Fischer. Jacked off to "Sirens" so many times in my teen years.

Shame she got fat (mega, mega fat), ugly as fuck, and went nuts and renamed herself "Tziporah Malkah".

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sky1tt8vLA

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>>721064542
Here ya go bud

>>721064704

Why couldn't Roger Corby have built her with no modesty? I wanted to see dem robot titties.

>>721064779
You can keep her. I'll have summer thanks.

Do I get unlimited uses of this time machine?

>>721063727
you've now made me think of that really fit one in that flash gordon movie

think she was a princess or some shit im drunk

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was my #1 for a few years, esp. during the time around that movie Entrapment

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anyone ? no? more for me

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>>721064943
nice

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Right in her white lodge.

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Debbie Harry, vocalist of Blondie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b09misjV1ek

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another one for the elderly among us

>>721064748
I'd bleach her teeth with my cum.

>>721063733
A stunning piece of fuckmeat until seagull got his whispering hands on her.

It's a shame he never got full blown AIDS.

>>721065070
i bet he came buckes into her, buckets i tell ya!
i've got the series on blue ray, she is even more impressive in HD

>>721060261
Used to date Mary Kate when we were like 10.

>>721065293
dude she's hot. what movie is that?

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>>721065263

>>721065392
proof.

>>721058451
> thinking a time machine with help you fuck a girl

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>>721061313
kek

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Gave me many young boners.

>>721065426
Return to Oz.
pretty dark movie for a kids film
she was also in a TV movie of the worst witch around about the same time.

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>>721058451

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>>721065263
Have you seen her recently? It's like she hasn't aged a day

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>>721063142

>>721060710
I came here to post this. I'd smuggle her back fuck the consequences

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>>721058451
jane fonda

>>721059497
>not fucking the guy with a legitimately huge dick

chads win even when you've got a bigger dick god damn it

>>721065604
last thing i saw her in was gilmore girls around 2007, she looked way younger than sherilyn fenn who also guest starred

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so where's that party van?

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Claudia Schiffer

This picture I had on my work Thinkpad from the early 90's - a 386 or 486 I think. Back when color screens on notebooks were a big deal.

This picture I have kept somehow or another since 1994. In fact had to convert it from a bmp. I share it with my /b/ros now.

>>721065563
but if u cant disaprove gods existence, she wont let you fuck her ya know

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>>721065816

>>721065604
She very much has though. Don't get me wrong, she still looks great, but I bet her asshole is all stretched out now.

>>721058451
Hitler

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>>721064313
All these bitches not knowing about the real Flo.

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Not a single mention of Elvira? You fags are shameful.

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Hell, I still would...

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Big titted chubby Ricci

>>721065675
wud cycle between waterboarding and ass fucking. over and over again. fucking hot commie cunt

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>>721066001

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It'd change the story if she wasn't a "virgin".

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>>721065263
>>721065438

As hot as Madchen Amick was, I'd prefer the chick that played Audrey Horne - Sherilyn Fenn.

Pic related.

>>721061605
You uh...you don't have to go back in time for that one man, she's like 23

>>721060691
What did she do that was crazy?

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>>721065964
YESSSSSSSS

This is now a Carrie thread

>>721059543
who's vicky?

>>721065392
You cannot simply drop a bomb like that and expect us to take your word for it...

You must at least have a photo or something, anon. Come on.

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>>721058451
Clara Bow...or should I say, Clara Ho!!! Look her up bitches!!! Bang her hard!

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>>721065951

>>721065792
Swiiiiingggg

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>>721065977
good call. I'd still bone her today.

>>721060447
Then I'll travel to one second ago and fuck whoever I want in this very reality.

If I can do this repeatedly, I can fuck everyone in the Universe!

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>>721058649
>I would fuck "you are" mom

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>>721065964
>>721066169

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An 18-year old Salma Hayek

>>721065977
She is still pretty hot, would hit it right now.

>>721065004
Hell yeah brotha

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>>721066223
I'll take Lulu

>>721066217
No, we burned them all because it was more for a joke and to deal with our fucked up parents.
Turned out that we just kinda got sick of it.

>You believe me because i'm obviously some strange goth rock guy.

>>721058451
Tara fucking reid

>>721066102
She was so hot in Buffalo 66

>>721066374
see >>721066311

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>>721058451

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>>721065964
>>721066169
>>721066367

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>>721058451
harambe. hands down

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1974 Dolly

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Kim Cattrall in Porky's, aka "Lassie".

>>721058543
Well played

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>>721066542
she was so fucking cute

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rip in peace

>>721064143
What say there, fussy britches?

>>721063164
My God she was so god damn HOT in that movie! She was either 16 or 17.

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I cream on Genie

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>>721066489
>>721066367
>>721066367
>>721066169
>>721065964

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>>721061734
>Actually i dont know how to attach one
I pray this was bait

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>>721058451
Hell yeah!!! Pound this hard!!!

>>721063939
woah, don't blame him for your flaws.