W-welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D!
Ask a p-psychologist anything, don't s-suffer in silence any longer!
C-coffee? W-what am I, psychic? We pick a t-tea from the collection; if coffee is p-part of it, so be it!
L-love and cheer!
Get a netti pot
T-the dog? Why?
Q-quite well, yourself?
You are wrong <4
Pour me a whiskey and go to another room faggot. I dont wanna deal with your faggotry right now.
Bien. Although I could be better.
Ah h-hello, let m-me pour you some tea <4
I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ALICE EVEN IF SHE'S AN UNSTABLE GIRL THAT WILL PROBABLY HATE ME AFTER THAT.
hey peeps, havent been around the last week, did i miss anything??
H-how can I help? <4
A s-simple washcloth. It is s-stainless steel.
It w-was worth having <4 You?
T-to help others <4
I'm n-not unstable.
W-wouldn't you prefer if I bought you a gift? <4
Do you have steam?
i want to stop smoking weed
and i want to get laid
also i want to get circumcised
also im slowly becoming addicted to sniffing tobacco
also i sometimes want to kill myself
also show tits plez
So alice ive been working on a project for awhile now in hopes i can quit my job and do this full time. The problem is that i keep feelin that no matter what i do im gonna suck at it. My wife supports me but i have no one to really talk to about it and its getting to me
It's q-quite stable!
Well, Nano isn't f-feeling very well herself.
F-for sure, go check out /d/ <4
N-no! I'm g-gonna do it, and y-you can't stop me!
>I wish I could get into tea but sometimes its just too bitter for me
*smiles and warmly hugs* T-then I've got plenty of that f-for you right here <4
how is alice today?
Commence bumping protocol...
Bumping protocol complete. Good luck out there, ma'am.
>I want to stop smoking weed
Okay. Put down the bong then, dear.
>and I want to get laid
Maybe try joining some clubs or a dating website
>also I want to get circumcised
Seek medical attention <4
>also I'm slowly becoming addicted to sniffing tobacco
>also I sometimes want to kill myself
S-seek medical attention
>also show tits plez
nothing like black english tea, although surprisingly we dont drink it much in england
I'll give it a go, one of my favorites that I can tolerate is chai tea
>especially when iced
Well it's pretty trivial but I was wondering, what do you do when you know someone who acts exactly like both you and a person you've known, ergo you hate them for it. Whether it is their fault or not?
Oh m-my, tell me about it dear <4 What kind of project is it <4
Hey Alice here's my problem.
Stutter typing puts me into a absolute state of rage. It starts small, but when I think of the implications of someone taking the time to sound like they are mentally deficit in text....... I just lose my shit, I get into a cyclical thought process. I just want to slap someone every time I see it.....
Like a waitress took the time to stutter write a thank you and her nane/number on the bill with a crudely drawn cat face.... When I saw it I immediately just rage thrashed all of the plates and silver ware, forcing her to clean it up in front of me before running my credit card. While she was on her hands and knees cleaning up shitty broken ceramic, all I could think was what kind of satisfaction it would be to kick her in her stutter writing face.....
So what do I do? How do I get over this irrational rage?
I'm f-female, so a maid fits perfectly <4
I u-used stevia as a sweetener <4 Don't w-worry.
Is this where the cool kids hang? I wanna be one of these thank you~
I am two-questions anon again! I'm sorry if I'm bothering you with my two questions.
But I had two questions today! This time, they're unrelated!
1. Do my two-questions bother you?
2. How is your clitoris today?
>to help others
Does that drive to help others come from you being broken inside?
I mean do you never look at yourself and ask:
"Man, what the fuck is even going on here?"
"What am I doing with my life?"
I bet you jack it like 3 times a day.
C-could certainly be better, b-but can't complain <4
love stevia, im doing keto atm so its about the only sweet thing in my life right now. do you get the vanilla one or the normal one?
R-right? How odd!
W-why do you hate them for it?
She n-needs rest and fluids.
M-my pleasure <4
Nope, sorry. Try next door.
Im designing my first game im using rpg maker mv and i know the flak im gonna get by using that but fuck them, its just i have a vision in my head how i want this game to go im writing the js code myself drawing everything myself story by myself. Its just frustrating to not having at least one person to help out
Um I would like your help to finance a movie showing me and some of my friends going to fucking work on a child rapist with blowtorches, duct tape, uh yeah we’ll.. burn their cocks off, leave em a little nub to piss thats all they need okay, nothing to hurt children ever again, when it hits the streets Kim Dot Com, I bet you crimes against children vanish okay. Um, its a business venture can’t you write that off on your taxes, right? I mean, if it doesn’t make money, but think about it. Anyways, Kim Dot Com. The fact that the violin makes women cum maybe, a hundred times, okay, if you play it long enough, or stevia, kicking cocaine’s ass at the stimulant olympics, and curing cancer and obesity and diabetes, in blazing fuckin speed, okay… um, those two discoveries, deep breath they make my story the biggest story thats never been told. Fact not fiction. Kim Dot Com. What if there was a white nigga in the NFL, that was faster than every black guy on the field, six three.. two thirty five.. putting fuckin receivers out of games, laughs with concussions, on a regular basis.. do you think I would’ve been famous, okay. If I didn’t hear Digger Phelps conspiring.. laughing okay.. joking about setting.. Gerry Faust up, head coach, Notre Dame football, to lose football games, okay. I’m in the NFL, alright. I get set up for an attempted rape that I can prove I didn’t do. A priest’s testimony proves I’m innocent okay. But I’m expelled, um, I’m Rodney King’d by a Miami cop, thats led to police brutalities, Rodney Kings all across the country. Um yeah, fact not fiction Kim Dot Com. It all comes back to stevia, and weed, together, makin me feel like I’m deep breath fuckin.. 20 again man. Um, yeah, Kim Dot Com, help me finance that movie, please.