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W-welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D! Ask a p-psychologist

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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W-welcome to Therapy Tea w-with Alice3D!
Ask a p-psychologist anything, don't s-suffer in silence any longer!
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>>721056086
V-voice clip:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ykaegx693I
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Show us the dog Alice
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Hello ALice :)
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no gaems
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Alice, what's the best tea for clearing my sinuses?

-Nico
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Is coffee an option
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>>721056086
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ykaegx693I
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Wtf is going on
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>>721056086
Trap?
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>>721056277
C-coffee? W-what am I, psychic? We pick a t-tea from the collection; if coffee is p-part of it, so be it!
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>>721056086
How's it been Alice?
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Thats a trap 100%
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>>721056329
Nope!

>>721056319
L-love and cheer!

>>721056239
Get a netti pot

>>721056184
T-the dog? Why?

>>721056212
Hello!

>>721056382
>>721056382
Q-quite well, yourself?

>>721056416
You are wrong <4
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>>721056086
Pour me a whiskey and go to another room faggot. I dont wanna deal with your faggotry right now.
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What do you use to clean your refrigerator?
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>>721056458
Bien. Although I could be better.
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>>721056458
I call trap dick pic with timestamp or gtfo faggot no women needed
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>>721056484
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I have been summoned
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Hey Alice. Had a good day?
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>>721056657
Ah h-hello, let m-me pour you some tea <4

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Y7dmuWDqJV
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Why do you do this?
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bump

:)
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I WANT TO CUM INSIDE ALICE EVEN IF SHE'S AN UNSTABLE GIRL THAT WILL PROBABLY HATE ME AFTER THAT.
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>>721056458
Can you please say
"Happy birthday Anon"
My birthday is today and noone remembered would really be nice
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>>721056572
>doesn't know Alice threads
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>>721056086
hey peeps, havent been around the last week, did i miss anything??
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>>721056458
because nano makes us feel bettter
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Hello Alice.

Can you provide something for us to fap to?
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>>721056740

That table looks really rickety Alice, careful you dont spill!
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>>721056559
H-how can I help? <4

>>721056494
A s-simple washcloth. It is s-stainless steel.

>>721056737
It w-was worth having <4 You?

>>721056745
T-to help others <4

>>721056761
I'm n-not unstable.

>>721056773
Not m-much!

>>721056766
W-wouldn't you prefer if I bought you a gift? <4
Do you have steam?
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>>721056766
Happy Birthday Anon.
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>>721056368
Why did you pick one tea, put it back, and choose another?
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>>721056086
>stuttering in text
Stop that.
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i want to stop smoking weed

and i want to get laid

also i want to get circumcised

also im slowly becoming addicted to sniffing tobacco

also i sometimes want to kill myself

what do?

also show tits plez
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>>721056880
I dont need gifts i just want some love
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sup fam

how's life going?
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>>721056086
So alice ive been working on a project for awhile now in hopes i can quit my job and do this full time. The problem is that i keep feelin that no matter what i do im gonna suck at it. My wife supports me but i have no one to really talk to about it and its getting to me
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>>721056872
It's q-quite stable!

>>721056856
Well, Nano isn't f-feeling very well herself.

>>721056861
F-for sure, go check out /d/ <4

>>721056917
R-reasons!

>>721056918
N-no! I'm g-gonna do it, and y-you can't stop me!
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>>721056935
Why the fuck would you wanna get circumcised
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>>721056740
That you!
>I wish I could get into tea but sometimes its just too bitter for me
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>>721056086
Crossdresser thread #537954
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>>721056960
*hugs*
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>>721056996
add milk and sugar!
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>>721056880
how is alice today?
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Commence bumping protocol...

Bumping protocol complete. Good luck out there, ma'am.
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>>721056458
Because the dog is cute af, post the giraffe webm
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>>721057014
t-thanks
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>>721056766
Happy birthday anon
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https://clyp.it/tvihrvgw
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>>721056935
>I want to stop smoking weed
Okay. Put down the bong then, dear.

>and I want to get laid
Maybe try joining some clubs or a dating website

>also I want to get circumcised
Seek medical attention <4

>also I'm slowly becoming addicted to sniffing tobacco
Wat

>also I sometimes want to kill myself
S-seek medical attention

>also show tits plez
No.
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>>721056740
nothing like black english tea, although surprisingly we dont drink it much in england
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>>721057033
I'll give it a go, one of my favorites that I can tolerate is chai tea
>especially when iced
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>>721056880
Well it's pretty trivial but I was wondering, what do you do when you know someone who acts exactly like both you and a person you've known, ergo you hate them for it. Whether it is their fault or not?
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>>721056967
nooooo whats wrong with nano
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>>721057014
>>721056887
Thanks makes me feel a bit better
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>>721056086
I love these OP. Don't ever change. :3
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>>721056086
Hey Alice here's my problem.

Stutter typing puts me into a absolute state of rage. It starts small, but when I think of the implications of someone taking the time to sound like they are mentally deficit in text....... I just lose my shit, I get into a cyclical thought process. I just want to slap someone every time I see it.....

Like a waitress took the time to stutter write a thank you and her nane/number on the bill with a crudely drawn cat face.... When I saw it I immediately just rage thrashed all of the plates and silver ware, forcing her to clean it up in front of me before running my credit card. While she was on her hands and knees cleaning up shitty broken ceramic, all I could think was what kind of satisfaction it would be to kick her in her stutter writing face.....

So what do I do? How do I get over this irrational rage?
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>>721057011
I'm f-female, so a maid fits perfectly <4

>>721056996
I u-used stevia as a sweetener <4 Don't w-worry.
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>>721056740
Damn Alice such a tease. lol
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Is this where the cool kids hang? I wanna be one of these thank you~
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Is that you're actual voice? Or are you purposefully doing it for 4chan?
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>>721056086
Aliiiiiiiiiice!

I am two-questions anon again! I'm sorry if I'm bothering you with my two questions.

But I had two questions today! This time, they're unrelated!

1. Do my two-questions bother you?

2. How is your clitoris today?
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>>721056368
illuminate confirmed
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>>721056880
>to help others
Does that drive to help others come from you being broken inside?
I mean do you never look at yourself and ask:
"Man, what the fuck is even going on here?"
And
"What am I doing with my life?"

I bet you jack it like 3 times a day.
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>>721057285
Smooth as fuck.
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>>721056458
I might be able to get one tomorrow. Until then, I'll settle on nasal spray.

-Nico
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>>721057240
love stevia, im doing keto atm so its about the only sweet thing in my life right now. do you get the vanilla one or the normal one?
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>>721057240
Mental illness is pree bad. You're a guy, you were born with a dick. Man hand long feet looking motherfucker
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Whats it like having a vagina?

Where do you live? (country)

And would you suck an uncircumcised cock?
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>>721057150
R-right? How odd!

>>721057180
W-why do you hate them for it?

>>721057203
>>721057203
She n-needs rest and fluids.

>>721057236
M-my pleasure <4
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>>721057390
I HAVE A FEVER OF 102 F. HOW AM I STILL ALIVE?
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>>721057261
Nope, sorry. Try next door.
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>>721057191
Im designing my first game im using rpg maker mv and i know the flak im gonna get by using that but fuck them, its just i have a vision in my head how i want this game to go im writing the js code myself drawing everything myself story by myself. Its just frustrating to not having at least one person to help out
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>>721056766
https://clyp.it/kcv2lbqo
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Um I would like your help to finance a movie showing me and some of my friends going to fucking work on a child rapist with blowtorches, duct tape, uh yeah we’ll.. burn their cocks off, leave em a little nub to piss thats all they need okay, nothing to hurt children ever again, when it hits the streets Kim Dot Com, I bet you crimes against children vanish okay. Um, its a business venture can’t you write that off on your taxes, right? I mean, if it doesn’t make money, but think about it. Anyways, Kim Dot Com. The fact that the violin makes women cum maybe, a hundred times, okay, if you play it long enough, or stevia, kicking cocaine’s ass at the stimulant olympics, and curing cancer and obesity and diabetes, in blazing fuckin speed, okay… um, those two discoveries, deep breath they make my story the biggest story thats never been told. Fact not fiction. Kim Dot Com. What if there was a white nigga in the NFL, that was faster than every black guy on the field, six three.. two thirty five.. putting fuckin receivers out of games, laughs with concussions, on a regular basis.. do you think I would’ve been famous, okay. If I didn’t hear Digger Phelps conspiring.. laughing okay.. joking about setting.. Gerry Faust up, head coach, Notre Dame football, to lose football games, okay. I’m in the NFL, alright. I get set up for an attempted rape that I can prove I didn’t do. A priest’s testimony proves I’m innocent okay. But I’m expelled, um, I’m Rodney King’d by a Miami cop, thats led to police brutalities, Rodney Kings all across the country. Um yeah, fact not fiction Kim Dot Com. It all comes back to stevia, and weed, together, makin me feel like I’m deep breath fuckin.. 20 again man. Um, yeah, Kim Dot Com, help me finance that movie, please.
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>>721057079
*initialising cuddle protocol*

I hope you're prepared for the next thread.
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>>721057335
whats up??
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