is this legal? either way thank for fap

>>721045021
Don't wanna fuck some chick I think I'm in love with and regret it. I've been lucky so far.

Until a few years ago never had any female friends.
now it's because I don't know the norms on how to do it ( I did try to ask a girl, but I 'asked' her "Let's be a couple" instead of asking her out,and it was awkward as hell)

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>>721045021
Fine, bye

>>721045189
emily bloom in the middle, don't know the other 2, yes legal.

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>>721045333
>I 'asked' her "Let's be a couple"

>>721045333
check'd

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I like being a Virgin

>>721045021
holding out for a milf/gilf to bust a nut in for first time. Fantasy of mine

>>721045021
I'm fat

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>>721045333

>>721045021
Moar?

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>>721045021

>>721045798
https://www.metart.com/model/emily-bloom-and-katie-a-and-milena-d/gallery/20160910/KAREDI/

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because i look like this.

i will never hug a girl, let alone have a gf.

>>721045021
does bj count?

>>721045021
>>721045862

Next time someone says all blacks look the same show them these photos

>>721045977
all 3 are white though?

>>721045021
I'm not good with women simply put

>>721045021
Because I'm a betafag who is both repulsed and terrified by women.

Because I'm not particularly attractive, I'm weird, enjoy being alone, all on top of incredibly picky.

>>721045953
Clean yourself the fuck up and smile you cuck

>>721045957

would 2 virgin anons exploring count?

Because the tip of my dick is super sensitive I feel pain even when touching it and I'm a massive pussy I feel too uncomfortable to desensitize it nobody told me I was supposed to pull the foreskin back when showering I found out on my own at 18

>>721045333
checked and kekked

>>721045352
The left one is Milena D Sunna

>>721046220
no

>>721045977
If you think those women look the same as each other, you have face blindness.

>>721046217
Lots of people have nothing to smile about and are too honest to fake it.

>>721045953
Get a haircut and go to gym, you don't look that bad, see it like this: you are beautiful but people don't see it so you go to gym to serve your beauty on a silver plate

>>721046220
to cut the crap i went to hooker paid her around 10 dollars hoping to lose virginity only got bj because i couldnt go beyond

>>721046325

so each time they explored, they would still be virginanons, no matter what new experiences take place?

wew
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w

>>721045953
you look fine though, maybe a haircut and some chapstick or something

>>721045021
Because Im shy, fat, ugly, nerdy, don't really have any female friends, been raised by a single mother and nobody thaught me how to get a girlfriend

>>721046357
They have faces?

>>721046258
>Because the tip of my dick is super sensitive I feel pain even when touching it and I'm a massive pussy I feel too uncomfortable to desensitize it nobody told me I was supposed to pull the foreskin back when showering I found out on my own at 18

this

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>>721046486
>some chapstick

>>721046051
dont bother participating if you can't keep up.

I can talk to girls just fine I can flirt too but when its time to get intimate with a girl I go full autismo. My feelings and emotions get in the way and it turns girls off. I almost lost my virginity to the girl I'm crazy about a few weeks ago. I was eating her out then she tells me "hey anon if you want to lose your virginity noes your chance...now I hurry up before I change my mind." Pull out a condom and realize my dick is flaccid as fuck, no way of getting a boner. Now were not even friends anymore. Not directly related to that incident.

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>>721045333
>Let's be a couple

>>721045021
Because I'm a neet that's 34 and don't even know how to pickup a wore since I live in a small town that the county doesn't have a walmart

>>721046258
you must have a really smelly dick dude, sensitivity is the last of your problems...

>>721046527
Face blindness is a condition where people have trouble distinguishing different facial features. Around 30% of people have it. Ever heard someone say a person looks like someone else when they really don't look similar at all? That's face blindness.

>>721045953
you have nice eyes no homo shave that shitty beard

>>721046752
mods lul

Because i'm gay & haven't "come out" yet.

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>>721046818
im a guy not the pic kek

>>721046759
Interesting, I thought face blindness was not being able to distinguish faces at all. And I thought my tendency to do that was only part of my Asperger's

I have performance anxiety on top of other anxieties and the times that I've had the chance I wasn't able to get hard. I've been in a female drought for the past seven years (i'm 25) with little to no attention from women. On top of this I have a huge fear of alcohol so picking up chicks in a bar is not really an option.

I've recently been seeing a sex therapist and she has been able to help me greatly by getting me to understand myself more from a sexual point of view. I encourage any of you who are older like me and really struggling with being a virgin to do the same. It feels really really good to be proactive in a positive way in these types of circumstances.

>>721046357
Women do tend to look more the same, and to be more forgettable in appearance, than men.

>>721046920
sex therapist lmao

my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...
Then Martin says "Dickety? Highly Dubious". And Abe with the hilarious line "What you cackling at fatty? Too much pie, that's your problem".

Because the more you love a woman the less attracted she is to you. I don't even want to fuck anymore, I just want to cuddle before I die. My life is pretty sad.

>>721046911
hownew.ru

>>721046911
...yeah but you said you were younger than 15. Keep up. And stay in school.
Jfc

>>721046915
It is. Other anon doesnt know what hes talking about.

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>>721045021
I'm a shutin I never meet girls, and I haven't met any gay guys near me I like who would want to do stuff.

Because I'm ugly and have terrible luck when it comes to relationships.

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>>721046752
Deleting won't save you anon.

i've already fucked the entire world, and soon im going to fuck them again, fuckingly

it's because

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>>721045021

I spend more time on 4Chan than I do talking to new people IRL.

I'm a jackass.

>>721046759
I agree that such a condition definitely exists, but to say 30% of people have it, is absurd. Most people tend to remember people.

>>721045953
You could be my evil twin, and I fucked a 10/10 while I dated an 8/10. It's called having a personality, you should try it.

>>721045021
Haven't really been out much because of depression and other things happening in my life. Then it's not easy being that all of my friends got the attention from boys.

But I've gotten more attention from boys since Summer '16, so I guess this is my time.

But I'm only 18, so idk.

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>>721047149
>you won't get away

>>721045345
cringe at you

>>721047176
because the existence of universe if futile

>>721046920
Holy shit they found a way to extract money from insecure virgins.

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>>721046561
but my lips hurt real bad

>>721047053
Okay I know there's an actual medical term for it. I just call it face blindness. People saying 2 completely dissimilar people drives me nuts.

>>721047233
dude those therapist are lurking for patients to fuck them 100%

Doesn't seem worth the hype
Don't care enough to find out if it is
I'm a borderline hermit who enjoys being alone so my chances of getting laifld are non-existent unless I actually go out of my way to try, which I don't so it won't happen.
Is it really that much better than fapping?

>>721046920

>Sex therapists

I've seen a porn by that name

>>721047205
They really don't.

>>721045021
No, I found a girl 2/3 years younger that wanted to fuck me after high school. Since then, I've found heavy hogs that will put out. It's not a bad life, honestly, sex is fun.

Also, I love Emily Bloom (Middle) Who are the girls on the left and right?

>>721047233
practically any commercial where a man is with a woman is targeted at insecure virgins

cause I'm shy, too shy

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>>721047223

>>721047310
It's really not better than fapping. You do you, bud. People are trash.

>>721045953
You're not bad looking. You easily could fuck if you had any self confidence.

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>>721047332
>I don't

>therefor you don't

>>721047464
Exactly.

Honestly, no clue, shut in, social anxiety, emotional issues stemming from the military (not even the marines could get me laid), emotionally abusive "girlfriend" that cucked me and play'd with my mind. Basically most of it stems from being a bitch.

>>721045021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

>>721047369
Nevermind, just reverse Searched it

EMILY BLOOM AND KATIE A AND MILENA D for anybody wondering who they are like I was

>>721047149
How would we know this saved post isn't contrived, anon? It's not difficult to do.

>>721045021
I don't think that girls finds find me sexually attractive. They like me and laugh at my jokes and such but I don't think a girl hes ever liked me in a sexual way. How do i get sexy /b/?

>>721045021
because i'm fat, ugly, short, socially inept, emotionally retarded, socially anxious and have a generally unpleasant personality.

All of the few friends i ever had abandoned me and i honestly cannot blame them. I'm just not a nice person to be around.
Makes it pretty difficult to get laid.

>>721047392
As an insecure virgin I can't watch these type of things. I can't watch love movies or music that talk about relationships (which is 90% of radio). It triggers my anxiety.

>>721047186
To be fair anon most people don't spend much time meeting new people
Maybe like half an hour combined for a whole week if that
Unless they're a faggot millennial or clubslut in which case all the interaction they have is hollow and meaningless

>>721045021

daily reminder that the physical friction on the penis is all the same

the amount of dopamine released by the brain at orgasm is all the same

the physical exhertion and tons of time and money you waste to reach that end point doesnt change that

when you look at the screen you are doing anything you want, in any scenario, completely free to fantasize and create the perfect scenario, no matter what genres of sex activities it may include, including you being completely 2nd or 3rd person the entire time

and it can take as long or as short as you want

all without ever leaving your comfy chair

we now live in a world where its mainstream for 5yo boys to ask parents to become a girl

trying to throw your archaic higschool locker room rhetoric at me as a dispute of there being only 1 "real" way no longer works

>>721045021
Because I am a trap/transgender and do not wish to be murdered or fetishized by a creepy old guy.

>>721045953
use your headphones cables normal and you will get a girl.

>>721047592
Well it's in line with the post numbers so unless he's severly autistic and took the time to photoshop it we can assume it's real.

>>721047708
In that case, you would LOVE this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V38psI8WIvI

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>>721047448
Such is life brother

>>721047712

I'm a faggot millennial...

The day after I turn 19 I started dating a girl. At the time she would let me fuck her I was thinking about breaking up so I didn't do it at the end.
Atleast I eat and fingered that tight pussy.

>>721045021
i'm 25, virgin, but have a girlfriend (she doesn't know that I am tho) what to do?

>>721047637
Be born with good genes and caring parents. You can fake it though by never showing any sign of weakness and going to the gym. Keep in mind a girl wants to feel smaller compared to you. She also wants to feel secure, financially and physically. So get a stable job, go to the gym and never whine about anything.

>>721047369
>I love Emily Bloom
She fucks niggers you dirty traitor

>>721047812
>daily reminder that the physical friction on the penis is all the same

do you really think a tight wet pussy is the same as your hand?

if so we have found the one true virgin ITT.

>>721047332
Trust me, everyone remembers my face, and me in general; and I'm not a delusional narcissist nor am I weird looking. So, my natural instinct is to say less than 1% of individuals have this condition.

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>>721045953

>>721046325
>>721046474

pls respond anon


>>721046579

>literally my fetish up til the last 2 sentences

you probably fucked it all up with what ever you did after wards "no related to the incident" you dumb faggot

>>721045953
Man if you clean your self up you can get girls. Cheer up a bit. Girls like when guys are smiling. Your face is symmetrical which is also attractive....

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>>721045021
because i want to become an isis terrorist's reward. see you in heaven fellow anons! lets fuck up those faggots sky threats by spamming us

>>721047812
It's not about how you cum it's about who will produce the next generation of humans. Your genes won't go to the next level. There won't be any more you in the future because you proved to be an unfit specimen.

I came really close to losing my virginity on Sunday, but I stopped it. Any anons want the story?

>>721047941
Welcome to the club
Enjoy being lumped in with those self centered fucks until you die
Shit sucks

I'm trying my hardest goddamn it. Not my fault all the girls in my school go for the dipshits.

>>721045021
because anyone who shows even remote interest in me and tries to get close to me eventually realises that im a fucking wierdo, and subsequently loses said interest,and as a result I push people away before they get the chance to leave on their own. why am I like this?

>>721048008
>everyone remembers my face
>I'm not a delusional narcissist
People forget nearly every single face they see.

>>721047858
There are many autistic individuals with far too much time on their hands.

>>721047983
>She fucks niggers

zero proof exists of that claim.

>inb4 the set where she poses with a nigger and no penetration.

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>>721045439
>lel

>>721048023
Kek

>>721048038
I fucked it up yeah I know and I regret everything I did afterward. I stopped talking to her because she was flirting with my friend in front me and generally seemed less interested in me. They're probably fucking now.

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>>721047592
>>721047858

I am autistic.

>>721048188
Get banned.

>>721046430
lol save us the pity party faggot

>>721046474
i didnt quite get the question wat u mean by explore

>>721047953
Have sex with her? What the fuck kind of question is this.

>>721046455
>hooker
>$10 bj
enjoy your herpes

>>721048300
Oh I'm sorry, you're right. Life is sunshine and daisies and everyone should be happy. Faggot.

>>721046213
I legit am just like you, but that doesn't mean you cant try to act normal outside of your home, although I don't have a gf because most of them are driven away by my lack of interest in them I've had over 25 sexual partners.

>>721047812
lmao at the level of mental gymnastics you go through to convince yourself your virginity isn't a thing to be ashamed of

>>721048116
Wait so if I was born in 96 am I millenial? Because I dont feel like a millenial, I dont use social media, im not a libtard, I dont need to be constantly on my fucking phon checking my facebook, I dont go to the clubs and so on...

>>721048205
Literally videos of it son, go look

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>>721045333
>let's be a couple
... dude

>>721045021
Because I dont have the urgency to have sex

>>721047812
>>721047997

>muh feels

oh right , i forgot to also add the aspect of having a blank slate leaves your mind completely free without experiences to ruin it

one of the top attractions to 2D girls is the same exact mindset, they literally are not real thus the imperfections that would hinder any of the human senses that may cause them to not like it, no longer adhere to them, the same goes for 3D on the same screen, no matter how disgusting the act on screen may look, there is no smell or taste impacting you, it can taste or smell (smellfags are the worst fetish ever btw) how ever you want.

also 99% of you use condoms anyways so cut the bullshit about what it feels like

top hole sucks anyways, bottom hole always

>>721048491
no, there is not.

>>721048473
You are using a social network right now.

>>721048396
desperate times require desperate measures

>>721048118
Dipshits don't try. Take a clue from that. Girls probably think you're creepy and untrustworthy because you fall in love with any girl.

>>721048182
I'm telling you they nearly always remember mine, and I doubt I'm a huge exception. I'd say most tend to remember faces.

>>721048071
you will get 72 male virgins.

>>721046510
Unless you're incredibly ugly and fat that's no excuse, I'm like you bur I've had 4 long term relationships and fucked over 25 girls. Nobody is taught how to get a girlfriend

>>721046920
There's nothing more virgin than a sex therapist let alone going to one not in a relationship

>>721048095

>literally strawman in a conversation about cumming

>>721048292
Get banned??

I have no idea. I constantly get told I'm a 6/10 and I get approached by girls a lot but I can never seal the deal. Closest I get is hand stuff and that's it. I don't think i actually show enough interest tbh. Im not all that bothered about being a virgin so I mean...

>>721048576
/b/ruh I guess 4chan is a kind of social network.. hmm... no facebook or twitter or any of that shit

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>>721048576
get the fuck out!

>>721048473
>so if I was born in 96 am I millenial?
Yes
>Because I dont feel like a millenial
Agreed, but the fuck sticks in the government decided that generation identification should be every 21 years which is absolutely retarded.
It should be every 9 years with the beginning at the 4th year of the decade and the ending being at the third year of the new decade. If you're 7 by the end of a decade you should be able to call yourself a kid of whatever decade that is since you're 7 and not 3.
A 21 year old has absolutely nothing in common with a literal child

>>721048280

>she literally continued my fetish the next day
>what ever the fuck you did to fuck it up

nice job faggot

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>>721048214
>ma captcha

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>>721048473
You were born in the absolute worst bracket, sorry kid, it will haunt you forever.

>>721048576
You come here to make friends?

>>721046217
you sound like the joker's dad

don't cut my cheeks pls
>>721046450
but if people don't see it that way, de facto it isn't that way. right?
>>721046486
how come chapstick is so impossible to keep track of? i can never find it, it's always some random spot.
>>721046778
i wish i could grow a real beard.
>>721047212
damn, you're lucky.

how do i develop a personality this late in the game, starting from 0?
>>721047459
i wish i could believe that.
>>721047842
i untangled them, sorry. they were like that for a few months so they keep curling now
>>721048023
what is this? never played this vidya
>>721048068
i'm pretty sure my face is below average in regards to lateral symmetry, thank you for being nice to me

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>>721048502
Remember me?

>>721045021
I'm "still a virgin" because no one has found out about little Timmy

>>721048666
Holy fuck satan

>>721048723
>You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>4chan.org/rules

>>721045021
I don't know myself. I'm quite successul socially speaking, I make friends easily, I've got many female friends, I make them laugh, I'm not awkward or anything. I'm not a looker but I'm at least average looking.

The only thing that two girls said to explain this is that I was to intelligent for them. Sounds like bullshit to me however.

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>>721046319
https://twitter.com/milenad65

Happened back in 2012

>be me
>be 15
>be a lifeguard
>at a campground with my surf club
>a girl my age is an 8 with a 10's body
>lifeguard as well
>go swimming
>have fun and shit
>shower together but clothed
>make out
>grab her ass
>dry humps me
>call it off because I had a girlfriend
>leave country the week after

tfw almost alpha but still beta

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>>721045021

I cannot tell you why I am still a virgin, because I am not still a virgin.
sage'd

>>721048666
I'm fine with you not reproducing.

>>721048838
most guys have shitty beards

>>721048817
Is you captcha acting up?

>>721048938
This is what normal kids do at that age. No alpha shit right there.

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>>721048838
>how do i develop a personality this late in the game, starting from 0?
Be up front and direct
Speak your mind, always(unless it costs you your job, only exception)
Don't let other people tell you what you can and can't do
Take criticism and learn from it
Always try and see a silver lining because depression sucks dick
You will make friends if you follow these, people who won't respect you for acting like this aren't people and don't deserve your time or attention

>>721048473

Well I mean you can be black and not a nigger, I'm a millennial but I'm not a fagennial

>>721048410
go take you prozac faggot

>>721048826
>>721048777
God damn it I hate being mixed with those fucking retards who don't even know what life without the internet looks like...

>>721045953
That's because you made yourself ugly. Go workout, shave that NEETstache, get a haircut, and trim those brows. You'd look good, if you took care of yourself.

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>>721049145
>you can be black and not a nigger

You living in the common wealth of kentucky huh? Im watching you.

>>721049107
lmao, humanity is doomed.

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>>721045021
My hand satisfies me enough.

>>721049107
This. Except don't be a massive douchebag about it like this guy and temper the advice with common sense.

>>721047571
underrated response

>>721049280

hek

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>>721049272
You'll never be able to escape it. Generation Z is by far the worst thing ever.

>>721045482
lol that ain't no vegan, man

>>721046430
You can actually be honest and smile. Bro you are seriously mental damaged bro smile for a day. Do it just to help yourself smile faggot smile

>>721049444
This is factually inaccurate. In many ways the current generations are better than any who have come before them, whether you're speaking in terms of health, academics, violence, crime... Them kids these days are flawed, and almost universally immature, but that doesn't mean you should ignore reality.