Prove you're a United States citizen. Foreignfags need not post

>>721036926
penis inspection day

I voted and didn't need to prove who I was

>>721036926
I go to uni with a concealed carry

i am illegal mexican

I can own guns and not have them taken away

I'm north of the wall

Just got back from a fun day of being cucked by my president and now im going to spend some quality time with my wife's son

>>721036926
I like to pretend one political party is good and that the other is pure evil, while they both do their best to divide us and fuck us over.

>>721037501
Out canada

>>721037598
Very American anon, you get an A++

>>721037659
think so?
travel more
>what is the EU?
>what is Brexit?
the dynamic is not limited

>>721037821
Actually travel to other countries before making broad assumptions about them? Non-American detected!

>>721036926
I hate anyone different, has less and doesn't value material items, and believe a magical man created the universe. That's what it means to be American ATM, we deserve to be nuked into oblivion.

I love America

>>721036926
What we should have known all along. Now it might be too late http://traineddog.club

>>721036926
Anyone who thinks or acts differently then me is not American

>>721038277
Using "then" instead of "than". You definitely have the grammar of an American.

>>721038469
It's a product of the public schooling system.
My momma wanted private schooling but realized it would cut in to her own time and said no way

I claim to despise welfare, but will vehemently defend corporate welfare.

>>721038277
SPOTTED T. NEWFAG

>>721036926
Ah yes how's aboot we americans all come together for some pancakes and maple syrup eh

i'm a fatass and lazy

I like muslin people

I can score perfect on a job qualifications exam and lose the job to a nigger who scored a 76% because of affirmative action

I wake up everyday normally while the rest of the world is continuously on our ball sack. kek fucking losers.

I feel my country becoming great again

I find the metric system to be confusing.

>>721039301

go back to 9fag, you fucking worthless semen slurper

>>721039416
I see Jamaal finally gave you the wifi password so you can post from your cuckshed. Congrats, friend!

I wonder how Kinder eggs taste

>>721039632
didnt i say go back to 9faggot you worthless cock sucker?

I carry a gun with me every day and drive a lifted F350with confederate flag mud flapps

>>721039768
You've been gifted Reddit Gold!

>>721039173
/thread

Before we build the Great Wall, we should invade Mexico first and take it over. Then send all our undesirables down there. Then build the wall.

>>721040055
we should make them build the wall

I put ketchup on my hot dogs and when I turn on the news I don't hear my country reporting on what's happening somewhere better.

>>721040199
Now we're cooking. At the same time let's have Putin over and get something together that tells Israel they can do whatever the hell they want militarily until there aren't any more terrorists. Priorities. And, of course, they don't get to keep any land but they can bomb the hell out of it. In return for that green light they give 45% of the land to us and 45% to Russia.

i shoot up schools

I watch FoxNews exclusively for my news. O'Reilley, Hannity and Tucker Carlson kick ass.

>>721036926
I have 9 guns. I call this a good start.

I see no correlation between U.S. intervention in the Middle East and modern day terrorism threats.

>>721040589
>>721036926
>i shoot up schools
Guess they didn't exclude minorities in the header.

I was born in Texas City, Texas, so fuck off op.

>>721040839
>minorities
Or recent immigrants.

>>721037598
This

I made a burger last night that had 5 patties, onion rings, barbeque sauce, bacon, and avacado on it.

>>721039169
Legally change your last name to Rodriguez

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MuriKKKan cuisine is NUMBER ONE!

>>721040055
That's just basically deporting Mexicans

Other countries have internet?

Am I being detained?

>>721039169
Fucking sucks, i know firsthand that bullshit experience

I can leave the country and come back again

I hate niggers

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>>721040055
You are too late. It has already begun.
also see
http://www.reforma.com/libre/players/mmplayer.aspx?idm=39380&idg=57116&mw=640&mh=360&iw=960&ih=640&ap=1#ooid=9nbWZpMTE6zz51rymiZKBCdmfJBjVn9B

>>721036926
I only speak one language: American!

I believe the Cowboys are America's Team!! California and all the lib tards living there should be handed over to Mexico.

>>721039918
Zozzle!

>>721040589
Mein sides!

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>>721041494
That's pronounced "MuriKKKan", son.

>>721041183
I was thinking about including blacks, violent criminal offenders, muslims, drags on society and the criminally idiot as well. Send them south and build the wall behind them.

And, btw, no we don't want them to build it because they'd do a shitty job.

40 acres and a mule baby.

I enjoy drinking piss and calling it beer, watching a bunch of overpaid niggers chase a hand egg around for 20 minutes with 2 and a half hours of commercials, shootin' guns while yelling "YEEHAW", watching cars drive in a circle for 500 laps and paying a shitload of money just to go to the doctor for a checkup.

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>>721041494
Hell yeah! Woooooooo!!!!! (again)

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Heil Drumkopf!

>>721036926
i´m fat , lazy, have a house made of paper that get´s easily blown away by a littel wind , i fuck my cousin and i open cans with my cal.45...and last but not lest i get offended by everything

>>721041664
So the lowest on the social scale. Good idea.

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>>721041758
Found the Britbong.

just bought an ex police crown vic on craigslist

>>721036926
patriots win the superbowl

Europe is an old shthole

>>721041664
>including blacks, violent criminal offenders, muslims, drags on society and the criminally idiot

I forgot some. Those with communicable sex diseases, the ill who were (prior to their decline in health) a deadbeat, radical leftist-socialists who have previously said they would leave the country if Trump were elected, radical leftist-socialists who have not previously said they would leave the country if Trump were elected, PETA and organizations like it that are leftist and anti-business/anti-American jobs, professors with tenure who have lost touch and pollute the mind of our young, MSNBC, the cast of Hamilton and probably many, many others. We'd free up a lot of jobs, a lot of land and a lot of greatness. Make America great again!!

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>>721041849
I'm only replying because there isn't an upvote button.

>>721041908
Thank you. Good ideas happen when people like us get moving.

>>721042179
I'm going bet you liked some of these too but your comment isn't posted as of me typing this so let's see.....

>>721037598
t. bernie voter

fuck off, retard

>>721039918

> reedit

of course the 9faggot visits redit as well. haha fucking nerd

>>721042099
Shit I didn't know it was Sunday already! This is some good weed though.

im better than everyone else

>>721036926
Fuck Mexico, and fuck taking care of other countries before our own. America First.

>>721038084
Fuck off to your safe space faggot.

>>721042541
Thanks for opening my eyes, senpai. Perhaps you could also provide us with a lengthy dissertation on the merits of Coke versus Pepsi?

>>721043130
Coke stings the tongue a little bit, imo. Pepsi doesn't.

>>721036926
You can eat my dog. You can eat my truck. But if you eat my flag, yer outta luck.

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>>721041183

r/a0422hy4

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>>721037004
/thread

>>721037349
Eurofag detected. 'Mericans don't call it "uni". We call it "college" and spell it "collage".

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Yo Yo mah niggahs aint nobody got time to prove he american fam

Do I pass? Can I get visa? Pls? I could hel building that glorious wall

>>721036926

I voted for Mighty Mouse, as was my God-given right as a citizen of these great United States of America.

>>721046029
Is that your homage to the ludicrousity of politics or Trump's election or something or are you just trolling?