one of my roommates keeps drinking my dranks from our shared

>>721032849
mix in a spoonful of pure capsaicin
or a drop ghb

>>721032849
Laxatives

>>721032849
Visine eye drops. Old bartender trick. He will shit his pants.

>>721032849
Phenolphthaline. Colorless, odorless, flavorless, non-toxic … and it "puts the 'lax' in Ex-Lax".

>>721033053
This.

>>721033254
Foreal? Like instant?

>>721033254
this one i was already thinking of but looks like it could potentially cause serious damage. not tryna kill the fucker just put him in a relationship with our toilet.
http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/visine.asp

>>721033025
a drop of ghb ?
a dose is like 1 tablespoon... idiot.

>>721034387
All laxatives can be harmful during and after consumption.

There was this fucker in PooInLoo that died of dehydratation because thought he was eating a magical chocolate.

>>721033254
they removed the active ingredient about 20 years ago.

>>721033523
not colorless. turns pink.

>>721032849
This happened to me, I just pissed in one and he drank it and complained, I never told him it was piss. He just thought it had gone off.
There for, no revenge on me

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>>721034787
Motherfucker.

>>721032849
LSD.

Obviously.

roofies

>>721035181

quite.

>>721032849

Have you tried asking him to stop? If you haven't tried that first, ask him to stop first, If he won't, ask him to replace the drinks he drinks. If he refuses that, a few crushed anti-diarrhea pills in one bottle that you mark very subtly.

>>721035181
>THIS/THREAD
will fuck his shit up to the next level especially since he wont know what the flying fuck is happening

>>721032849
Someone obviously hasn't watched Boardwalk Empire

>>721035181
Beat me to it
But do it OP

>>721035483
>Have you tried asking him to stop? If you haven't tried that first, ask him to stop first, If he won't, ask him to replace the drinks he drinks.
GAY. just go with the acid

>>721032849
I'd suggest LSD. Start with low doses (just enough for an effect to be noticeable). Be sure to get the caps off without breaking the seal. If he keeps drinking them, dose one with a pants-shittingly high dose and wait for the freakout.

>>721036070
Oh, would you?
Good job reading the 20 post thread newfag

>>721034545

>can't figure "a drop" to mean an eyeballed measurement of fluid
>spergburger's syndrome insists on taking the term "a drop" to mean literally a single drop

okay buddy, what I want you to do is simple. you need to call your ISP and tell them you want to quit the internet.

>>721036070
Its at least 12 hours man that wouldnt be a prank if it's above like 2 tabs

>>721032849
LSD

>>721032849
exactly what drinks and type of container are we talking here?

>>721036626
Is repeated theft a 'prank'? Put 500 mcg in the bottle and wait. LSD isn't physically harmful. Fuck that asshole.

you guys all keep saying LSD
in my experience the best way to trip is to get spiked.
OP you'll do this guy big favors spiking him with LSD. it'll be funny while it's happening though, and you could push him into a bad trip but that would be beyond out of order.

best bet would be to contaminate the outside of the container with capsaicin. or fuck the drinks, contaminate something he uses intimately with capsaicin. toilet paper, soap... maybe that bottle of hand lotion on his desk? you figure it out.

>>721035483
op here. i don't know which roommate is doin it

>>721037779
sperm in the bottle

>>721036862
minute maid juice/lemonade half gallon he stole last

>>721037779
>>721038385

so they are literally sneaking your drinks out? that's pretty fucking sad mate, I kinda feel sorry for them. maybe buy a pack of store brand stuff and leave them a little note saying they can take that stuff?
do you have any black room mates? maybe leave a jug of koolaid?

>>721038385
know what fuck if they are black or not, leave a jug of koolaid to let them know they are doing nigger shit.

op here. im definitely not wasting lsd on him. we all like drugs here and this would be just doing him a favor. i need to find a flavorless laxative so he drinks the whole thing

>>721038657
lol symolism. nice

>>721035181
I had a vial of cid n dropped 2 drops in a friends mouth while he was asleep, then waited half an hour and bitchslapped him awake. He broke.

>>721038659
flavorless laxatives, completely unnoticeable? I don't think thats gonna happen.

capsaicin contamination on the outside of the container.

>>721038772
Dick

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>>721039179
you might be right bout flavorless laxatives. i might try this. just load the whole thing into a halfdrunk minute maid container. taint the pour spot. hopefully i hear him bitching and moaning bout his burning lips and insides and i'll figure out the culprit.
https://www.amazon.com/Scorpion-Habanero-Wicked-Nightmare-Extract/dp/B00IIEHSDW/ref=pd_bxgy_325_2/161-7280366-1502845?_encoding=UTF8&pd_rd_i=B00IIEHSDW&pd_rd_r=YMJE04W56KPRZ5396YE6&pd_rd_w=2AGyN&pd_rd_wg=aAYFu&psc=1&refRID=YMJE04W56KPRZ5396YE6

Spike it with LSD

>>721035483
faggot.

>>721032849
Fun fact youre not. Youre the first one to make it true after thousands of the little fuckers bashed their skulls against the wall to break it for you to get in you have been pigging backing of other peoples hard work since the before you where born, being human is great

>>721032849
Spike a drink with ipecac extract. He'll feel like snakes are writhing in his insides and then violently throw up.

>>721032849
wait until you see him drinking one of your beverages and then cave his skull in with framing hammer.

>>721039997
no no anon. don't put it in the drink or the opening, then the victim will notice it before it can get somewhere better via hand contamination.
drinking all that minute maid, guy is gonna need to take a leak sooner or later.
a few micrograms of that anywhere near your dong is gonna have you flipping around on the floor like a fish. then he'll probably wipe his tears away too

pure Acetaminophen

cum in his milk

>>721041095
this. Him drinkiing your cum would be funnier than him shitting himself. Especially if you have pics of you shooting in the jug

>>721032849
lsd,or an rc nbome??

>>721032849
magnesium citrate, flavored the same as the drink. Fizzes similar to soda, almost no flavor. Used to clean stool from intestines prior to surgery

>>721041047
MURDER IS FUNNY LMFAOOOOO
EKS DEE DUDE LMAO

>>721032849
dont do it bro , just share your drink.

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>>721040862
how the fuck do you type this poorly? it's not like it makes sense when you say it out loud either. what made you do this, anon?

>>721041028
this runs the risk of contaminating someone who might innocently push it aside to reach something else.

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>>721041375
will shit water for hours can confirm

>>721041614
this

>>721041601
okay then find a subtle way to find the culprit then dump that extract in their shower gel

Pulverized viagra

4-aco-dmt, you can get it on BCL supply for like 25$, it comes in a powder, and will make you trip balls

>>721042005
this could be better
but make sure to add laxatives in it too
Boner while diareah