Stupidest shit youve done while horny

>>721027710
Your mom

Put a plastic bag in-between couch cushions got some Vaseline and fucked it. Mom walked into the room and caught me in the act. She still laughs about it to this day, she even told a few of my friends that came over to my house about it.

Fucked a man.

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>be me
>havent jerked off in 4 days
>did i mention i was 13
>in bedroom furiously fapping to cousin's panties
>about to seriously blow my fucking dick off but dont want to cum yet
>smell so good
>hear someone come upstairs
>adrenaline kicks in, i start to nut
>fountain of semen spurts out like a fire hose
>scream out loud "OH FUCK MY FUCKING COCK" while dick twitches
>appearently younger brother finds me in my room passed out with me wearing cousins panties like a fucking helmet
>do not regret

>>721028157

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i once was so horny in school that when in between classes and the halls were packed full of student id grope/fondle some girls asses for like a second. only caught once ;)

>>721027710
My girlfriend's little sister was stayong with us for a week while she was going to a band camp in our city. So I have jailbait staying with me, CONSTANTLY making passes at me, and I didn't fuck her, despite being blue-balled as hell because my girlfriend didn't want to fuck while she was staying with us.

I had prime jailbait hitting on me for a week and I did nothing. Stupidest thing I've ever done while horny.

>>721028083
I would have killed my self.


>>721027710
Just fucked some questionable looking females. I will say in a fit of absolute rage of being horny I attempted (and succeeded) in fucking a female friend of mine in all of her holes.

>>721028533
that is stupid but it is normal so who cares.

>>721027710
twerked for pedos on cam.

>>721028829
No it's not

Masturbated in front of my school, like sitting in the open in the pickup area while waiting for my mom to come get me. Almost everyone left though.

>>721027710
god i put this ball up my ass and couldnt shit it out. it took a while but i did it in the end. told myself never to do anything this stupid again. a few month later i put a stick up my ass. thing is it had a hook at the end. umm it got hooked on my gut, i thought i'm done for, somehow i pulled my gut out of my ass and unhooked it. i never put anything up my ass since then.
sorry if incomprehensible english.

>>721027710
rode a dildo on chaturbate

>>721029072
>Almost everyone left though.

before or after?

>>721028533
what happened when u got caught tho?

>be 13 or of fapping age
>spent the whole day downloading 20 second teasers
>laptop was a cesspool of malware
>horny meter kept rising the whole day
>so horny i wanted to experience being a girl and a boy at the same time
>got into yoga position where I could blow myself
>shoved some toy up my ass
>saw half a porn preview of 10 seconds upside down
>nutted gallons into mouth
>whydididothis.gif

>>721029031
it is here in Serbia

>>721029327
now that is fucked up.

>>721027710
as a kid (13-15) i used to get so horny sometimes.

once i got naked at like 1 in the morning and ran to school and jacked off on the classroom door and ran home. Didn't get caught, the thought of being spotted excited me though.

other time i would try to stuff things in my butt, like the bed post or toothbrush.. Discovered that little spot that instantly makes you cum too..

another time exploring another city with family i took off and inside one of those porn booth places. jacked off inside one of those so hard (back in the day porn was like finding gold). Literally got caught but snuk my way out anyway. some dude almost walked in on me doing it. (didn't have the door locked) coulda been molested. I was scared then but today's me woulda loved it..

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>>721027710
Actual rape.

It's a story I've told before, so I'll keep it short.

>be me
>be 22
>working on the student body council with this bitch who just hates my guts
>she's a total control freak but a terrible planner, so I'm constantly cleaning up her messes, and we're always at each other's throats.
>One day we're out for drinks with some mutual friends, sheand I end up staying out later than they did, she gets absolutely hammered
>she decides to go home, we're close enough to the dorms that she wants to walk back, but there's some shady streets between there and the dorms.
>I'm angry and drunk, and I kind of hate her, but I don't want to let the hot drunk rich girl walk home alone and get raped.
>Walk her back tothe dorms.
>On the way she keeps bugging me about something, don't remember what.
>she just keeps pushing, getting really vicious until I boil over.
>quickly look around, see no one, drag her between two buildings, cover her mouth.
>didn't actually intend to rape her, just wanted to yell at her
>it finally occurs to me that what I'm doing is a crime.
>My drunkas fuck brain figures, "as long as we're committing ONE felony..."
>Shove her up against the wall of the alley, spend way longer than should have lovingly hatefucking that gloriously tight pussy.
>After I finish we have a horrifyingly awkward walk back to the dorms.
>She awkwardly says goodbye and goes inside.

>>721029748
Thats a cool story of something that never happened.

>>721028172
That fucking wink
I loved her in that role

>>721029866
which one? cause it all happened.

i used to live in a house almost across the street from my school

what kid didn't try to stuff things in butt.

it's a hard one to believe but the whole experience lasted maybe 10 minutes.

I was a crazy horny kid back then..

When I was like 10 years old, I used to furiosly fuck the big pillows in my house, I actually dont penetrate them or someting, I just rubbed my dick on them until I "came" (because I didnt expulse semen at that age)

I did this for a hole year until my mom almost caught me in the act, when she left, I "lost" my desire to do that ever again.

>But damn, it was good :^)

>>721029787
Never happened. I know because she simply wouldn't let you off the hook for something like that. You'd be getting fucked by big men in prison!

>Put on condom
>Put balls in condom so they're pushed about halfway up my shaft
>Have a hard wank
>Fist mashing my balls
>Have paingasm
>almost pass out releasing my extra sensitive balls from it afterwards

>>721029787
If she never ratted on you, she wanted you more. go rape her again and tell her she's yours, and then you tongue her mouth hole. Just be a tiny bit above her in the food chain.

>>721030141
Not anon, but look at thr Fbi's crime statistics for numbers of rapes occuring versus the conviction rate. Plus he didn't say he got off scott free. Maybe he did get in trouble. Either way, it's hardly improbable.

>>721030121

also used to chat to girls alot younger than me (8-10), try to meet up and get laid. Probably was a cop because no one showed up and i was like 13 too so they were probably looking for older gents..

>>721027710
One time eating dinner with my family, I chewed the last bite of bread and didn't swallow it, and I like pretended I did, kept in my mouth secretly and put away my plate and went about my business, then I hopped in the shower and got my dick hard and spit out the overly chewed, salivated bread to see if it was good lube, and it wasnt, I just got disgusted. was 17

>>721029787
>want towalk her home so she doesn't get raped
>you rape her on the walk home

>>721030121
who the fuck runs outside, naked, runs to school while tugging the tube, nuts on a door and bolts.

>>721030494
kekaroons

>>721029787
>When you become what you were trying to prevent

>>721030428
Or she was drunk like anon said and she just doesn't remember. Blackouts are a thing. He probably just got lucky.

>>721030450
was this last year? what kinda kids go on chat rooms pre obama?

Used to jerk off in front on neighbors kids whe I was 13-14. They'd come over just to watch.

>>721030762
You either die a hero,...

>>721030832
was back in the 90's

>>721030833
How old were they?

>>721030641

i was a horny kid, i wasn't tugging and running at the same time. i had a hard on the whole time until i blew my load on the door.

>>721031122
Like 5-9. There were a few of them. Obviously I'd never do it now.

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>>721029327

>>721027710
5th grade. About 6:30AM

My school was on top of a mountain, so it was extremly cold in the morning, and I arrived there really early. By that time i had alredy discovered what masturbation was.

One day, i couldnt stand the cold, so i went to my classrom before classes started, and sta in the corner of the door, since it was closed.

I get really horny for some reason, so i decide to cover myslef with my jacket like a blanket, and start to jerk off. Several peaple actually pass by, without me stoping, or they noticing.

Suddenly, my fucking teacher appears, and tells me to go downstairs. Somehow, managed to put up my pants without her noticing, and go down.

Still dont know how i managed to slip by without getting caught

>>721031440
obviously

During seventh grade finals I whacked my Willie

>>721029502
during obviously you fuck

>>721028172

Did same thing at a sleep over when 19 at a friends house, who has a little sister, slept in my undies and was summer, really hot in the room, i slept on the floor on a sleeping bag.

Got really horny thoughts when I woke up in the morning, I was so hard.

I went to their bathroom and found their laundry bin and some anderwear and bras. Wanted to jerk off in them but the bathroom door didnt close cause of some cable for the washing machine always in the door by default.

Went for a swim later that day with friend and his sister, was ok, pretty nice.

After that, she went to change in bathroom. I found her stil wet swimming panties. I thought it would be risky as fuck as their parents could have opened wide the always-open bathroom door and I wouldnt hear them. I said fuck it and jerked off with my cock in her wet pussy place in her swimming panties, a sensation so sweet.

Really stupid though, could have gotten caught and relationship ruined for life with their parents.

>>721027710
The ugliest girl at my college.
And to clarify how this is an answer to your question: She was even stupider than she was ugly.

>>721031203
where did the fantasy come from? to rush naked spunk attack a door and flee? if thats only some extreme form of getting caught then i call bullshit.

>>721031544
Did it occur to you that they knew what you were doing but pretended they didn't, to spare everyone the embarrassment?

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>>721031518

>>721027710
Fucked a friend's teen sister when I was 20.

>Was sleeping at her place because I was too drunk to drive
>Get up to go to the bathroom at about 4am.
>Right as I reach the door this kid comes out, and to be honest she might not even have been a teenager yet, probably 11-13 years old.
>she walks past me, i head into the bathroom
>right as I'm unzipping she just opens the door and comes in, quietly closing the door behind her.
>at this point I'm freaking out, my cock is hanging out and a twelve year old just locked herself in a room with me.
>She didn't even fucking talk, just walks up to me and grabs my cock.
>Almost lose my shit, push her away, she looks like she's gonna cry
>Big brother instincts kick in, really want to help her, give her what she wants
>but she wants to touch my cock
>still a bit drunk, now excited, scared, and horny, stuck in a bathroom with a little girl who's about to cry, with her family within earshot.
>half out of desperate self presevation, half out of arousal, I put my cock in front of her face
>I'm getting sucked off by a little girl
>I end up fucking her pussy and ass, both of which where obviously quite used to that kind of treatment, though I didn't make the connection at the time.
>I have a guilty, crying, intense orgasm inside a 12 year old's ass
>she just silently leaves afterward
>A few months later her dad gets arrested, I find out that he'd been fucking her, basically training her to be his sex slave.
>I was dating her older sister by that point, so the kid stayed with us for a couple months until she eventually moved in with her grandparents
>I spend three months quietly sweating whenever this kid is around me, knowing she could ruin my life with a few words.
I don't think she ever told anyone. It's been a few years now.

>be me
>16
>working summer job on construction site
>my sub-contractor boss works night shifts for some reason, hated being on the big sites with everyone else
>we were doing some work on the roof of a large target building in the middle of a big city that night
>I was up on the roof doing some shit while the two people I was working with were on the ground fucking with the lift
>I got really fucking horny
>no security cameras on the roof, obv
>sit at edge of building, waist high ledge at the edge
>kneel in front of it, and start whacking off
>on the middle of a commerical construction site for Target
>at 7pm

was good man

>>721031956
Not possible, there was no one there. The peaple taht passed by were very few, and otherwise i was sitting on te corner of an empty hallway

>>721032202
That does sound horrible.
Since you were drunk and she was sober, I guess she raped you.

>>721031935
i kinda wanted to get caught by a stranger but no one was outside at 1 am lol

i heard of a neighbour girl doing the same one day so i wanted to do the same..

>>721030141
Do you know how many women stay quiet about getting raped? It's a hard thing to tell the cops about if you're the proud type. That said, I don't even think she remembers it. She was absolutely shit-faced drunk at the time.

>>721030428
>she wanted it
I wish.

>rape her again
Not going to do that, but I'm meeting up with some people from college at a little get together, and as far as I know she'll be there. If she's single I'll probably ask her out, or at least throw a pile of money at her and ask her to bend over.

>>721030562
I'm well aware.

>>721032500
That's not how anything works.

I let old guy wich i found on the net fuck my ass

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>>721032752
You're not how anything works!

>>721032752
they were both raped by each other.

I used to babysit once and i had these 3 girls 8,9,12

and they love having me around (i was 13 i think)
the youngest loved to just get naked all the time don' know why whatever. The oldest didn't and the middle one liked to bring me to her room and she would strip and try on all her clothes in front of me asking what i like.

one day i tried to get real close to the youngest when she stripped. I would tickle attack her sorta. Tried to pick her up and throw her around the couches. Sometimes i would try to "accidentally" land my face on her pussy. until the older sister caught me..

>>721033314
That.... Actually kind of makes sense. He was coerced, but she was a minor.

>>721033314
Its a beautiful tale of two rapists, one willing to bone a child and one willing to coerce drunkards into sex. Who is the worst one, the audience will ask.

And pretty much everyone will agree that NAMBLA are never the spokes persons for the good guys.

Did they support a candidate in the fall election? That would've been a fun story to break xD

>>721033372
My thought of 8 year olds when i was 13 was "disgusting"

>>721033372
what did she do?

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>>721032202
You got raped by 12y old that is an achivement.

I tried to use neosporin as lube. I didn't consider the numbing effect, but I still came somehow. Went to the bathroom after I finished and my dick had swelled up and looked like a water balloon with cellulite.

Don't jerk off with neosporin

>>721033637

it was the kind of parents that's just like.. okay Ashley go masturbate in the other room. She actually masturbated in front of the whole family and guests once (but being 8 i guess you sorta get away with anything).

anyway the oldest sorta knew what was up and once her dad got home she told on me.. But the way it came out of her sounded so made up, or cute or something cause the father literally ignored her.

and seeing as the sister tried but failed to get me into any trouble she too gave up on telling on me.

>>721027710
I got into a committed long-term relationship with my older sister, and drank myself out of a job in a fit of depression after breaking up with her.

>>721033882
what if it numbs the hand only? then you wash it off. Ghost jerking is great, but it never works for me, blood flow too strong.

>>721033314
they were both drunk getting sober by each other. she was shit-face rape.

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>>721032202
I might believe you.

>>721034570
Are YOU drunk? because that made zero sense.

>>721034504
I think you'd need something stronger, and definitely don't get it on your dick. I've never been able to perfect the Stranger either.

>>721027710
I tried to summon a succubus and now I can't get rid of her.

>>721029031
It is normal here in Brazil

Let strangers ejaculate in my bp

When I was a tednager my mom used to go out partying and drinking every weekend, and on the not-quite-rare occasion that she'd stumble home and pass out, drunk and high, I'd often use her body as a toy while masturbating. Only fucked her once and got caught doing it. Moved out shortly after and went 5 years without speaking to her.

>>721027710
Raped a girl at a party. Was drunk and high, saw this brazilian type girl with great hips and ass with a tiny waist, just caught her alone at the edge of the floor, pushed her up against a guardrail facing down towards the dance floor. Didn't hardly fight me at all. fucked her, took pictures. Punched out her boyfriend when he caught us, ran out of the party. Good times.

>>721033372
there was one time i was alone with the middle one and when she was changing i took out my cock and she looked at me and giggled for a minute before staring at it. she walked right up to it and kinda had a close look before going about her thing.

>>721032202
wow that sucks

so many 11 year old sluts out there now a days. i wonder when she started?

its the hormones in the milk

>>721034594
found you over here
>>721034594

>>721027710
>Stupidest shit youve done while horny

post and repost pics I shoudn't share

>>721035519
Estrogen to make them more cock hungry.

>>721029732
>>721034871

excellent countries

>>721034594

hey

>>721035245

>>721035519
>its the hormones in the milk
Or MAYBE it was the fact that her dad was raising her up as a fuck toy? But yeah, probably milk.

>>721034871
No its not faggot, go back to Bahia you fucking favela nigger monkey

>>721036019
glad to see you take the red pill. its always the less obvious choice.

I broke up with my (ex) girlfriend, she wouldnt leave me alone i got on top of her and slid it in and held her down as i told her I was gonna make her watch me fuck other girls.

>>721036153
how did that work out?

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I've done all kinds of weird, twisted stuff that seems like a great idea until I cum but the one that sticks with me is lubing up the bottom end of a baseball bat and fucking myself in the butt with it

It was like a flared, notched, wooden horsecock and I'm pretty sure it's why my ass bleeds to this day. Felt great until I finished up and had to pull it out.

>mfw

When I was 15 I jerked off on the metro bus on the way home from school. Meant to shoot a huge load onto the seat, but thank fuck that it landed on my backpack and pant leg instead. If I had been retarded enough to leave the cum there, someone would have reported it and they would have had a reason to go through the security tapes.

I also fapped in the parking lot at work one time, but that was in my own car in a far corner so it was a bit less sketch.

>>721036152
Did you even read the greentext?

>>721034954
How old was she?

>>721034954
>tednager

Ted Nager:

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ted-nager-32a64a14

>>721036234
a lot of crying and pleaing for me to stop.

I busted the fattest nut inside of her tho.

>>721036364
are you playing? can you not read sarcasm? and learn what "implying" means. you cant imply an exact quote.

>>721036727
but did you get any side slash and make her watch? If not you should. kudos tho.

>>721035519
>>721035619
>>721036019
Can confirm. Not sure about this specific case, but when I was a teenager ai was the cook of the house, and one time I decided to experiment with feeding my family (all female) high estrogen foods. Not a lot of difference in the little ones, but my two oldest sisters (20 and 13, respectively) were obviously thirstier.

>>721036830
I contemplated inviting her over after we broke up and I was sleeping with other peoples and letting her walk in on it but didn't seem like a great idea.

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> dating girl for a while
> meet her family etc.
> her mom lives in a basement suite
> moms bf is sketchy mofo
> few month's pass
> she's crying, angry, distraught
> mothers bf had been molesting her little sister
> had even begun raping her when opportunity presented itself
> her sister is 8
> mothers bf is m.i.a. with warrant out
> gf agrees to have little sister sleep over until he is caught and mom moves
> few weeks go by
> little sister sleeps like a brick because she's on melatonin in Nyquil
> can't sleep otherwise.
> gf asks if I can watch her alone over the weekend while she settles her mother in a town over
> "sure.. She's pretty self sufficient anyhow."
> terrible thoughts invade my mind Friday night
> I make noise, prod the girl, literally try to wake her up..
> won't wake up.. Best response is grunts and shifts
> Saturday night
> I made sure she had a bit extra of the sleep aides
> the rest.. I'm not saying.

Fapping in front of my mate, while he played Counter Strike, but I was so horny and did not want to play, except with myself

>>721036748
Honestly I was pretty sure you were playing me till just now. Best just chalk it up to miscommunication and move on.

>>721036989
You fucking didn't. . .

>>721037164
I bet he fucking did anon.

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>>721028648

>>721036670
I started when I was 14 and she was 29, the last time I was 18 and she was 32.

>>721029031
And also here in America. So where the Fuck do you come from that discourage grabing your peers for fun?? Probably some 3rd world shithole or even PC city like San Francisco

>>721027710
Slapped my dick till I came

>>721037344
Itcs not normal in america either. Why would you even bother saying that? The majority of 4chan's users are american, so pretty much anyone here can call you out on that.

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>>721036989
>moms bf is a sketchy mofo

says the pedocreeper

>>721031989
>>721031518
Haha

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>>721036989
Pussy in pic doesnt look 8 years old. looks more like 14. trust me, i know.

>>721037693
Hey, there are dignified, cultured pedophiles too, let's be fair.
>obligatory jailbait-to-aged-wine equivalent humor

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>>721027710
Putting a thumb up my fucking asshole.
Never again my dude.

Also self-punching the nuts, orgasm was pretty nice actually, but i stopped doing it

>>721037535
But no one has but you, the foreigner.

>>721034954
this..... cannot be real....

>>721037899
Is hillary considered cultured?

>>721038025
Not only was I born in the US, I've lived in 5 different cities (dad was in the air force so moving around was a regular thing) and attended 9 different schools, including college, and at none of them would it have been acceptible to grope random women.

>>721028774
>I attempted (and succeeded) in fucking a female friend of mine in all of her holes.
pencil dick detected, for nostrils and ears

>>721036727
Tom?

>>721038153
Probably? She's rich AF, which doesn't equate to cultured, but it helps.

>>721038025
Well if it makes you feel better, here's another American, calling you it.

>>721030562
kek

>>721038139
I was a horny, angry, neglected teenager with a hot club bunny mom who was passing out in slutty clothes at least 2 times a month. It would be weirder if I HADN'T tried anything.

>>721038640
so you fucked your mother and she CAUGHT you ? What happened i want greentext now...

>>721038736
I too am curious to know the story here.

>>721038736
Back in the day I did a full-length greentext of the event, all the way from when I started to when it ended, including the details of my life in between, and a *somewhat* detailed account of the sex, along with a couple paragraphs of the post mortem of my family life in retrospect.

I don't have a copy of it saved to my phone, but if the thread is still live I'll post the jpg of it when I get home in 40 minutes or so, assuming you want it. I suppose I could just type out a quick run down if you want the short version.

>>721036868
what are high estrogen foods? soy?

how would you even know if a kid was thirsty

>be me in highschool
>on the cross country team
>at practice after school, injured and unable to join the rest of the team that day
>team runs off for a workout leaving me behind by this shed on a field where we were based
>felling particularly horny
>no one in site
>whip out dick
>play around a bit worried that someone (practiced alongside the girls too) would come back
>eventually I put it away, team comes back
No one saw anything, and looking back Im fucking glad and can't believe I did that. Would have faced so much shit if I'd been caught

>>721039072
short version, with detailed info on the interesting parts and feels....

>>721039240
I am not taking the time to type out a fapfic for you on my phone. I'll post the long version when I get home and you can just skip between the risque parts.

>>721031777
WITNESSED.

>>721027710
>be me, horny 13 year old
>had jerked off dry ever since I started
>wondered why people used lotion to jerk off, made me curious so I decided to try it
>that night, prepare for the ultimate pleasure experience
>squeeze shower gel all over my already erect
cock
>didn't think about the fact that it was the soap that makes your skin feel cool and tingly
>start jerking
>5 min later, most of my cock is completely numb and feels freezing cold
>think I'm just not using enough, there must be more to this
>pour another load of shower gel on
>continue jerking my slimy, numb cock
>the skin on my dong starts to get very irritated, instead of numbness I now feel intense pain when I stroke
>can feel myself about to cum, can't stop now
>fight through the pain and cum
>the most intense, scalding pain I've ever felt emanates from my bellend
>some soap must've gotten into my dickhole and irritated the lining
>jump up from toilet and frantically wash the soap off
>scabs form on my dick, and dead skin constantly comes off for a week afterwards

>>721039423
well, ok then.

cheated on gf with trap that sucked me off

>>721039423
but really do it then

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>>721037164

... Of course I didn't..

>>721037693

Sketch knows sketch

>>721037871

..shhh...

Got to admit.. Was worth it.
Would think about it while fucking big sis and bust hard.

>>721039532
I mean, who wouldn't?

>>721027710

loudly farting in public street

>>721039750

BRAPFFPFPHPHFHFP

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>>721027710
>be 14
>lost wallet
>get scared because parents be mad
>say that it was stolen
>fast forward police station
>we are talking to cops
>say that it was stolen in a bus
>they say they've got cameras there and will be able to find the criminal
>realise my lie is about to be discovered
>panic and confess

That was the most autistic thing I did hands down. I'm 20 now.

>>721040196
the most autistic thing you did was visit this board

>>721037899
You simply never hear of us upper class pedophiles because we have the money/intelligence to keep that shit underground and quiet. Among certain circles hosting a cheese tasting event means something very different I can assure you.

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>>721032283

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>>721040284

> cheese tasting event

Kek

I've shoved a horse syringe up my butt. Was twelve.

>>721029327
>thing is it had a hook at the end

That's my second worst fear... after glass-jar-ass-guy, that is.

>>721040196
Wow, that relates to your horny in so many ways that it's almost making me horny!

>>721029400
I did that on chaturbate which is even stupider

>>721028004
fpbp.

>>721036677
kek

>>721030141
I think the implication was she was drunk af and either didn't remember or remembered hazily and thought she wanted/deserved it.

Or.. you know, work of fiction.

i was taking a shower and pretended i was getting raped in prison and dropped the soap and bent over and start fingerfucking myself

it wasn't until i came and opened my eyes that i saw the water had a red tint from my bleeding asshole

>>721028902
How old were you? How old were they?

>>721042391
The syringe, without the needle and made of plastic, had a rough, partly sharp tip. When I got half of its length in, essentially drooling pre, I slid it out and saw a fair amount of blood. Horrified the shit out of me.

I do not not like bleeding.

>>721028083
I have an ongoing joke from 10 years ago that the reason one of my buddies wasnt in school one day was that he got caught fucking a grocery bag full of moisturizer between his matress and box spring the night before and was grounded and not allowed to go to school this week

>>721042685
Kek

>>721042391
Sounds like you got the real experience.

17, banged my Gf one night in my parents car, left the used jimmy i the door. Mum found it a feww days later....awkward.

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>>721039520
>>721039563
As promised.

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>>721029327
oh my fucking God

>>721027710
asked a girl to go on a date (she said yes) i don't actually want to fuck her though

>>721035440
this belongs in the fiction section

>>721039143
Soy, tofu, certain beans and lentils, certain fish. Japanese food, really.

As for knowing the 12 year old was horny, it was mostly just from watching her interests. There was a lot more oggling teenaged boys going on, and she became much less grossed out by the sight of sex in movies and whatnot.

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>>721027710
I stuck a barbie's whole hand into my urethra, when i came with her arm in there is was fucking intense. hurt like hell to pee for the next day

>>721043286
Why? People get raped at parties and raves all the time.

>>721027710
dunno which is worse, fapping to traps or fapping to cheese pizza but I'll go with traps, fapping to traps was the worst thing I ever done

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> be me in junior high
> used to walk alot
> broken home night owl
> walked past apartment
> summertime and windows open
> heard something
> sounds like a girl enjoying herself
> creep to ground floor window
> can't see shit..
> pick up twig and work it through screen mesh
> part curtains slightly
> younger girl than me from school
> savagely jilling off
> start squeezing cock through pants
> just about there..
> she cums.. I cum.. Twig*SNAP*
> "WTF! Who's there!!"
> she is freaking the fuck out
> I'm already running like fuck
> cum squishing around in my pants
> I spent an hour going the looong way home

I had a buddy that lived in the building. Said some creep was trying to break into an 11yo girls room.
Not sure how to feel about this still

>>721039520
>>721039563
>>721043176
Note that I wrote that about a year back if I remember right, so that end part is out of date.

>>721043537
I wonder if she feels guilty helping pedophiles jerk off, or happy, knowing pedophiles are jerking off to her rather than kids.

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>>721039479
>bellend

>be me
>be 14 years old
>summertime
>spending 2 weeks at a friend's house
>kind of hillbilly type family but really nice people
>friend's younger sisters are European, blonde, cute and respectively 6 and 11 years old.
>mostly play vidya, swim in the pool and watch movies, sisters are always around
>Older one is really touchy and every time we watch a movie she cuddles up to me
>One evening I'm feeling really horny
>All of of us are watching some flick on TV
>Decide to get a blanket and cover myself and the girl up.
> She curls up on my lap.
>Whip dick out
>She notices and starts touching it
>D I A M O N D S
>friend is sitting with his back to me a couple of feet away on the ground
>she must've had some idea what she was doing because she kept stroking with one hand
>I start touching her on the back and slowly work my way around to her nipples and the her panties
>We keep doing that for over half an hour.
> At one point little sister has to go to bed, friend gets up and leaves the room to bring her to bed
> As soon as he leaves the room, I slide my fingers inside her panties and start gently rubbing her
>she rolls her eyes and moans softly and at that moment I panic
>I feel like we could get caught any moment
>Slip my hand out and push her gently away
>Tell her we'll have to play some other time
> She's grinning at me like I just made the funniest joke
>friend comes back
>she giggles and looks super happy
>Shush her gently and resume watching movie

It didn't end there anons, my horny cock would not let me.

>>721029031
It does happen here in Sweden, but thankfully it's rare. My point is that you're right, and if nothing else, it SHOULD be regarded as abnormal.

>>721029031
It is here in Botswana

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When I was about 20 I was blazed/drunk and super horny

I had a bright idea to remove the towball off my car and use it as a buttplug while I wanked.
I removed it off my car and cleaned it thoroughly

I got on my knees and stuck my ass in the air, and after about 20 minutes of trying, and mountain of moisturiser, I finally got it in my ass. The pain was so intense I started crying and wincing

Taking it out hurt 10x more than putting it in.
For the next 3 days I shat blood.

>pic related

>>721029031
It is normal here in Kyrgyzstan.

>>721043658
She doesn't look like she feels something other than a cocaine addiction.

>>721031890
I never got this... what's hot about fapping in underwear?

>>721029031
And also here in Trinidad and Tobago

One time i put a chunk of hand soap in to my fleshlight to use in the shower. Made for great lube untill the tip of my dick started to burn. Dick survived unharmed but was sensitive and burned for a week

>>721043951
no shit

Got two.

>horny as fuck
>heard through the grape vine about using a pringle can, 2 sponges, a latex glove, and some lube as a cheap jack off tool
>no lube cause i wasn't old enough to buy it at the time
>use shitty lotion
>not much lotion
>enough to get my shit in barely
>uncomfortable cause gloves not deep enough
>reset after cutting out the bottom of the glove
>didn't think about it at the time but probably lost most of the lotion lube in the process
>tight as hell but manage to fit back in
>maybe 5 jacks and it just plain starts to hurt
>oh well just jack off normally i guess
>shit
>cans stuck
>no
>tug fairly hard
>its actully fucking stuck
>panic
Don't ask why I wasn't smart and just peeled the can open or some shit cause my life is punctuated almost daily by me being stupid when i should have been smart.
>heard about dudes who stuck their dicks into things like bottles or jars and got stuck
>heard that causes blood to pool and literally kill your boner
>second i think of that i panic more
>already in the car on the way to the hospital by the time the soundwaves of my voice hit my mothers ear telling her i'm driving myself to the ER
>probably just nodded and went back to watching soaps cause like i mentioned earlier stupid decisions are a near daily occurrence as are ER visits
>sitting in the ER with my hoodie over my junk with something obviously there
>waddle my ass in back when called
>get female nurse
>not helping
>says she'll get the doctor cause this is a "delicate" situation
>doctors a 8/10 milf
>definitely not helping
>pretty nice but giggles way to often
>tells me she has a student she's mentoring for the day and would like her in to observe
>uh o-okay?
>anything to just stop the talking and giggling and fix my shit
>in walks this banging 12/10 redhead
>like, guaranteed she's blowing and sexing her way through medical school theres literally zero chance she isn't
>NOT. HELPING.

>>721044270
>okay anon we're just gonna give this a little tug....
>wince with pain
>redheads sees it and actually has to hide behind her clipboard from giggling
>doctor just goes "yeah..."
>redhead pipes up
>asks what about petroleum jelly
>good idea says the doctor
>doctor is trying her best to get as much jelly into this deathtrap
>literally zero wiggle room but manages to sort of kind of get her finger in
>tries to wiggle it a bit to cover the sides instead of this little strip or something
>hurts like a motherfucker but also feels incredible for some reason
>basically staring at the ceiling with tears in my eyes trying to hold on
>doctor seems to think 4 goes was enough
>notice the redheads just blushing, smirking, and trying to look anywhere but me
>boner seems to think nows a good time to go to full mast after the pain induced stupor
>the plan that probably would have worked now is definitely ruined
>doctor seems to think tugging is a thing that'll work now
>again: NO ONE thought about medical shears or something for this fucking tube
>doesn't hold back
>sort of just tugs it back and forth pretty hard
>cum harder than i can ever remember
>manage to play it off with grimace and again starring at ceiling
>can't say it they bought cause I didn't look them in the face
>doctor tugs one more time
>can almost HEAR something snap as it pops off
>blood everywhere

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>be me when i was like 14
>have poop fetish (yea fuck off)
>haven't fapped in days
>primal instincts dangerously high
>fuck it i gotta fap
>leave my room and make my way to the bathroom
>hear flush
>see my dad leave the bathroom
>he's sweating and breathing heavy
>get excited and speedwalk in
>drop to my knees and stick face in the toilet bowl
>start taking deep breaths
>mfw smelled just like taco bell
>oh fucking god yes
>start stroking my already hard cock through my pants
>slowly start licking the toilet seat
>open eyes and see dad in the corner of my eye
>turn and see him with his mouth wide open staring at me
>my heart drops and time freezes for what feels like five minutes but was probably 10 seconds
>"uhm i h-had to throwup..."
>he keeps staring and doesn't say anything
>"okay son" and closes the door
>sit there in shock for a minute at what just happened
>leave and go to my room and don't come out
>when the situation dies down i leave my room
>around my dad he doesn't talk to me
>next day he starts talking to me like usual again
>never brought up what happened and neither did i

i would just like to think after all those years he forgot about it

>>721044346
>snapped my fucking banjo string
>everyone panics now
>doctors just constantly apologizing and the redheads gone paler than she already was and just sort of freezes up
>manage to go home with a promise not to sue just so i could get the fuck out of there and hire a plastic surgeon for identity changing levels of surgery
>dick healed up in 2 weeks with minor scarring

Second one is short but equally terrible in my opinion:

>best friends since childhood is this tomboy chubby uggo butch chick
>basically a lesbro
>15 or so
>drinking beers at her place
>shitty basement below the sub-basement
>just playing vinyls of acdc and chilling
>stay the night cause parents ain't home and i'm just barely drunk enough that a quiet arrival at my place isn't possible
>about an hour after crashing
>suddenly struck with this waking dream and or vision of destiny
>just this really strong idea of my friend shlicking hardcore in the dark
>abort
>minds locking onto this shit hard and won't go away
>i said fucking abort
>drunkenly start to think its real and she's JUST quiet enough for me not to hear
>dead puppies, naked grandma's, that rotting buffalo hide
>dicks in command now despite my mental efforts
>stagger over to friend
>basically fall on her in groping furry
>doesn't even fight back just does that whole quiet "no. no." Bit with the wriggling before just returning the groping
>fuck for the rest of the night
>make damn sure the lights stay off
>teen me realizes this is a decent setup
>boths parents know shes supposedly a lesbian so no one questioned us hanging out at night before
>keep her on lockdown for the next few years for near nightly banging
>feel bad cause i lead her on the entire time then dump her for a hot blonde and her friend at uni
>legit used "its not you, its me."

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>>721043537
>>721043658

Never mentioned it to her later on.

> Came out of my shell in highschool and got to fuck her eventually.
> She was junior still, but down to ride my cock on the downstairs couch.
> Shitty part was just as I am edging my buddy barges in looking for me.
> He freezes, I tense up, she tenses up.
> Tense = tight.. Oh fuck no.
> mfw I blew my load into a 9th grader while looking at my friends smirking mug
> she was not impressed or on birth control
> had to use what little money I had to buy plan B next morning

I bought a porn subscription to EvilAngel, Throated, and FacialAbuse while jerking it one time

I had broke up with gf a few days before that and was a little bitch who didn't get over it for months so I paid hundreds of dollars over like 4 months for 3 different subscriptions before getting my shit togeher

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"Yeah, spit in my mouth"

>>721034954
Hmm... there was this greentext...

>>721043176
Dude.

What the fuck.

I never thought I'd feel sorry for a rapist, but holy shit. Glad I didn't tldr this one.

>>721045194
>>>>>721043176

>>721042685
Jack?

>>721043792
whats next ?

>>721029031
Its quite frowned upon here in Canada

>>721029031
It is here in San Marino

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>>721027710
Fingered a freshman girl who I KNEW was a little batty

Fingered some girl who was a pretty good pal prior to me doing so (although to be fair, she shoved her hand RIGHT down my pants after rubbing my dick through my pants under a blanket for an entire viewing of Pandorum)

Jacked off with my roomie in the room at 6:50 am (he'd usually wake up at 7)

Fucked a home-made sex toy made out of a strip of seran wrap and a wet stack of paper towels

Tried to take a picture up some girl's skirt in high school

Fucked a severely depressed shehemoth who I KNEW was after a relationship

Oh, and I've also jacked off in every bathroom I've used more than three times in one week.

>>721030562
Top kek

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>>721027710
When I was 12-13, i use to trance anime pictures then fill in the naughty bits and jerk off to that.

>>721043176
holy shit this is actually real isn't it? I have so many questions

>>721032283
I jerked off behind a walgreens one time. was high as fuck, would smoke at this girls house who was hot as fuck and then find somewhere to beat my meat on the walk home. good times

>>721045382
>during the course of the next couple of days I get closer to her.
>She cuddles me whenever she gets the chance
>even in the pool
>family had one of those free-standing pools and we'd climb into that thing often due to the summer heat
>playing hide and seek with eyes closed
>girls turn to close her eyes
>Me and friend have developed to technique of swimming between the legs of other to shame them my not being able to grab us quickly enough
> nearly unseen under water I swim between her legs and try to drive-by lick her
>sounds moronic but I was a horny stupid kid
> hear her squeal but by now she understands we need to remain unnoticed
>at every chance I dive between her legs and lick her swimsuit
>my dick isn't satisfied

still one more if anyone's interested:
Sorry for bad storytelling. I'm typing this for the first time.

>>721046540
be there anon
had a major thing for the girls from Digimon season 1 and Lara Croft.
Found my sketches after a couple of years, burned them all.

>>721029031
In Germany it's not normal either.
Fucking shitbag wannabe 1st worlders

>in middle school
>think boobs and butts are hot, but only if covered by a bikini/underwear and a bra
>Tfw not alpha enough to awkwardly grab any of my classmates' boobs in middle school
>Decide to consult Google
>look up "hot sexy girls in underwear"
>print off 30+ underwear models
>paste them into a bunch of construction paper stapled together
>with shaky hands, write "porn book" in sharpie on the front page
>stash it away in the secret, unfindable location that is the bottom shelf of my bookshelf
>Pull it out to look at whenever I want a boner
>I say "when I want a boner" because I also thought masturbating was gross
>>and I didn't know how anyway
>One day, mom is cleaning my bookshelf
>fuck yeah, fuck chores
>fuck no, I didn't move my porn book
>"o-oh hey mmmmom, uh, I wanna uh read this one really quick"
>Catches my hand
>"Anon what is this?"
>"I-i-i-it, uh it my um.... It uh... my porn b-book..."
>Mom tries not to kek
>Mom opens it and keks a lot
>This moment was unforgettably embarrassing but also comforting because not grounded
>This mixture of feelings has led to a lack of modesty in my adult life. I have to remind myself to not walk around my co-ed dorm floor bare-ass naked

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>>721043176
I thought I was going to fap to this but you got too real.

Was once in a Spanish language school, really modern place but small. Got really horny /bored, one bathroom in the building. I go to said bathroom to wank but forget to lock the door. Cum, clean up and leave. Nobody came in but only by some kind of divine intervention.

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>>721039460
WITNESS!!!

>>721042391
You should've taken the fake nails off before you did it, boi.

>>721046943
Please continue

>>721027710
balls and dog

>>721048028
Explain

>>721048284
Balls + Dog.

It's not complicated anon.

>>721048365
Greentext

>>721028083

Burno?

>>721043176
>We don't get peaceful nights together.
>We aren't some happy couple.
>She's a neglectful drug-addicted alcoholic and I'm the criminal that rapes her.

bloody hell mate, you could get this shit published. i don't even care if it's real or not real, that was a good read. i have the saddest boner right now

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>>721044147
>implying trinidad and Tobago have internet
KEK

>>721048422
>at home, sitting on couch
>my dog is next to me
>balls + dog
>never did it again
seriously, it's not a hard concept to get anon, it's pretty self explanatory

>>721046943
I need more of this one pls.

>>721043559
Great story,perfect balance between describing feelings and acts. With skills like that you can make some good cash writing erotica.

Can you post some update on that ending?

>>721047931
Sure, I have nothing better to do anyway.

>One day most of friend's family is gone
>Friend is playing Morrowind and hasn't moved for hours
>Stuck watching him play play but after a while bored af
> Tell him I'll take a walk and a shower afterwards
> Older sister is also at home
> We end up sneaking into the laundry room
>I lick her pussy and she tries to suck my cock
> she seems into it and wants to try more
>Can't shake the feeling this is really wrong
>I position her doggy-style but hesitate before going any further
>Need to satisfy the raging urge to fuck
>fucking teen hormones
>start wanking while looking at her pussy and ass
>I end up nutting on her ass
>Help her clean herself up
>Take a shower
>Realize what could have gone wrong
>awkwardly avoid her from that point forward

to this day I think about that from time to time and how it could have messed her up in some way.

Just looked at her FB pics. Seems ok and well adjusted.

Jeez....

>>721039072
I want to say I've seen it. The one with the younger sister you had to take care of?

>>721049293
Most young kids experiment and end up just fine. I don't think you did her any favors but I don't think you did anything that should effect her for the rest of her life.

>>721049293
I'll bet you could still catfish some nice pics out of her she sounds like the type.

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>be 17 living with single mom
>Friend of mom dumps 14 year old nigglet girl on us one day
>Nigglet's dad has been fucking niglet since she was 8
>Only found out because nigglet got pregnant from fuckings
>Mom left nigglet with us kuz wez good whites, and she trusts my mom to care for nigglet while dad is delt with
>Im at oeak teen hornieness and would fuck a brick if it had a pussy
>Nigglet wants my D after a week
>I rejected her due to situation and fear of being blackmailed by her
>That night, she rapes me in my sleep waking me
>Shes crying her eyes out sorry
>Wil do A N Y T H I N G to make it up
>I use this as leverage to gain pussy
>Fuck her 3 more times before she leaves
Nigglet stole my virginity

>>721027710
Fucked a 12 year old

>>721028083
I just tried this and it was great

>>721049616
>pregnant 14 y.o. "niglet"
stay in your basket /pol/.
or at least learn to write believable fiction.

>>721029664
i still do this

>>721032202
so did you take a piss or what?

>>721049671

Depends how old you were though.
Age 13 no biggie.. Age 30 on the other hand.

>>721045211
>>721046598
>>721047508
>>721048509
Good to hear.

>>721048963
>make money doing this
Honestly, I'd probably lose money if I took the time away from work to write porn.

>Can you post some update on that ending?
Old wounds have largely healed. I'm back on good terms with my family, my sisters are going fine, my mom is only sort of a disaster these days... Not much to say.

>>721049394
Two of them actually. If you're curious, see >>721043176

>>721027710
Before the interwebs I had this vhs that was essentially a bunch of pranks that were adult oriented. Had a couple of topless chicks in it. Anyway one night I was beatin my meat to it and my mom walked in and I tried to play it off by saying some shit like "Hahah these jokes amirite"

>>721049917
>Spell my made up word right you goofy goober

>>721036091
top kek

>>721033314

I kek'd

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>>721036989
On today's episode of shit that never happened. What ever you cuck faggot.

>>721050810
What about that story strikes you as unbelievable? People rape little girls all the time. Sad, but true.

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>>721038640
no it wouldn't, you fucking degenerate.

>>721050101
Was just over 20

>>721048590
did you suck its balls ?

>>721051104
It says weirder not more morally righteous, learn to read.

>>721051396
NO ANON

BALLS + DOG

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GET

>>721029031
Normal everywhere at that age? Yes. Proper? Nah but fuck it.

>>721051179

Was it worth it?

>>721050810

Right.. Because this stuff only happens on tv's SVU.

>>721050950

I'm with you.. Seems plausible.

>>721045992
"Shehemoth"
My sides are in orbit

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>>721029787
My story is better

>Be me
>be 24
>Get friend omega levels of drunk new years, i drink only water saying ill be designated sober driver LAWLS
> I take everyone else home first
> I tell her i never drank so i wanted one small drink with someone
>We drank one cup, then one more. She got BEYOND DRUNK
>SHE WAS SUPER KNOCKED OUT
> I tried slapping her to see if she would wake up
>She wouldn't wake up
>Carried her to my room
> Took off her clothes and i literally spent liek 3 hours raping her and nutting inside her.
>This was 2 years ago
> Later i find she is pregnant. HIGH CHANCE IT IS MINE AND SHE IS RAISING IT WITH HER CUCK BOYFRIEND!! FUCKING TREMENDOUS LAWLS!!
>BITCH NEVER SUSPECTED A THING!!!

How i got away with it? I poured 2 bottles of vodka down drain. pretended i blacked out in car with her. When i woke up I pretended i didn't know how we got there LAWLS.

Put my dick inside a burger

>>721032202
Damn, man. That's one of the wildest things i've ever seen on this site.

Share my gf on /b/ and get off on how others find her attractive and would want to bang her.

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>be 18yr old me on gfs bedroom
>we're at her parents' house so they as well as her sister (musta been 5 or smt at the time) were also sleeping there.
>things start to get hot and gets me rock hard
>we had both lost our virginity to each other a few months before but i particularly was hornier than darth maul bcs now it was REAL
>so there we are, she stroking my cock, me fingering her, kissing and all and suddenly
>she decides she's not into it anymore. she doesn't wanna
>fuckmeliterally.jpeg
>i try to convince her, try to get the flow goin but she just doesn't feel like it
>she used to have this behaviour all the time - she was a spoiled little girl, daughter of two college professors - but during sex? o mean, this shit was new to me
>fucking frustrated and still with a throbbing boner i decide to go to the bathroom and just give mah buddy a stroke for old time's sake
>while in there, i notice the towels by the sink
>idea.gif
>finish on them, clean myself on them, go back to the bedroom, kiss her goodnight and sleep pretty pleased with my underachievement
>next morning, i get up and while i'm getting out of the bedroom i notice she's using that towel to dry her face
>"hey anon, slept well?"
>mfw when i realised i just gave her a facial indirectly
>mfw when not only her but her parents and sister used those towels to dry their hands and faces in the morning

>>721044353
you win the internet faggot!

>>721032202

So many stories of slutty tweens.
I know half of my 7th grade class were sexually active, and that was 20 years ago. Can't imagine it's become less common over time.

>>721029031
Ye alright, pal?
It's normal ere in Glesga ye wee prick.

>>721052833
It hasn't. My 12 year old sister had a slumber party a couple months back on her birth day, and I made the mistake of coming out of the shower without a shirt on, wet hair and steam rising off my skin. This cartoon of tweens is staring at me like a fucking wolfpack. I felt genuine fear that day. Over the course of the next 12 hours FOUR of them had the balls to make a pass at me, directly or otherwise. The modern world must be a pedophile's dream, because girls are trying to be and act sexy when they're fucking ten.

>be me
>9 years old
>one of the first times i'm feeling horny
>be at my cousins house
>it's night time
>they still view me as an innocent babby
>cousin lets me sleep in her bed (3rd world country so everyone sleeps in one big room in different blanket beds
>i start touching her up
>she giggles and lets me for some weird reason
>crawl down to her feet under the bed covers
>start touching them
>she giggles more and tells me to stop because it tickles

I still have a foot fetish to this day

>>721049962
I cant reach anymore :,c

>>721052352
Uh yeah. I'll take "Shit that $100% didnt happen"

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>>721053163

Dude.. Could have cashed in on some tween pussy.
I've been the "teacher" to a few girls, and my mental spank bank is stocked for life.
Sinking my cock into a 98lb pale ginger springs to mind. Wouldn't trade it for the world.

>>721043473
Share that pizza

Friends little sister is super into me. Come with him to our apartment and wants to spend night. She's 16 and comes into my room topless amid the night. We end up fucking like ran rabbits for a month. I regret a lot.

>>721053792
Yeah, well. I have some loose sense of morality floating around my house somewhere, so that's not for me.

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>>721053792
That pic tho

>>721049616
kek. you still have your bike?

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>>721053984

It can be done morally.
The ginger had just lost her virginity to another kid. Wanted to learn the ropes.
Set the rules early.. Not a relationship.
And bail if she admits to feelings.
I got a half dozen lays out of that one including her anal virginity. They'll do ANYTHING once when they are starting out.

>>721054050

My archives (that may or may not exist) are private.

>downloaded some CP
>Opened in Photoshop
>Shopped granddaughter's face onto CP
>fapped furiously
>Repeat as necessary
>Feelsgood/badman.jpg

>>721054050
Its just a woman with small tits you fucking sperg

>>721029031
Its actively encouraged here in Uganda

Took two girls virginities in one night. First was my gf at the time, the other was my sisters bff that spent the night that night. The second girl sucked my gfs cum. Blew me for about an hour. I ate her out and then fucked her. WAY better tits than the pos I was seein back then. They're both both fat af now :/

>>721027710

>wrestled in school
>always tried to end my matches with a figure four pin because I enjoyed the humiliation aspect of it
>using this move gave my opponent two options
>lay down and get pinned or keep their shoulder up and have their face buried in my balls and ass for an extended period of time
>become known for it
>people forfeit their matches when they get put against me because they don't want to taste my ball funk or smell my swamp ass
>on some occasions I'd get people into the hold and when they tried to let me pin them I'd pull them up with my legs so they were forced to take it
>more or less rub my dick and ass in every opponent's face, both male and female for as long as I wanted in front of crowds of people
>the hold got banned back in 2009

It was great at the time, but thinking back on it you don't want to be known as the one in school who smothers guys and girls with his nether regions for sport.

>>721039479
But did you cum?

>>721054050

looks a lot like kitten sophie tbh

>>721044353
that was the most degenerate, yet kek inspiring greentext i've read in a while.

>>721027710
Thx r/notgayporn

>>721027710
Fucked my sister (consentually) when I was 13, and it eventually became a "thing" between us. Then 11 years later we got caught and were dis-inherited from our family. Now we live together with our kid... but we gave up a potential inheritance of over $36MM... we both fucked up...

>>721054315
You're probably right, but given our cultural and legal climate I can't imagine any situation in which it would be widely accepted, so I'll hold off.

>Male cousin and I play playstation, cards etc
>The loser has to be "the girl"
>We just give hand jobs to each other, because we are 10-12 years old
>One day we agree the loser has to suck the winners dick
>I win
>Cousin refuses to suck my dick
>Says I can do everything else
>Wait till night time
>Lay in double bed with cousin
>Brought vaseline, read about this online
>It's time
>Used a t-shirt as blindfold on him
>Told him to get lay on his stomach
>Tied his hands
>got him up on his knees with face down
>Pull underpants down
>Tell him I want to give him finger
>Proceed to do so for what felt like ages
>His ass seems to be ready, and he even looked like he enjoyed the fingers
>Pulled my dick out
>Told him to relax and that he should trust me
>Carefully and slowly press my dick against his ass
>End up fucking him for 5 seconds before coming in his ass
>He couldn't ejaculate yet, and did not like semen in his ass haha

>Later we would play again because he wanted revenge
>Again agree to blowjob
>I lose
>He laughs thinking he will get to fuck me too
>Push him down on the bed and pull his pants and underpants down
>Started sucking his dick

>be me 13
>11 year old cousin would come to town to see her dad(my uncle) because he was divorced and she was usually with her mom
>she would hang out and sleep over at our house because uncle was retarded and never wanted to do shit with her
>she would usually sleep with my sister but this year she was at uni so she slept in my room
>we eventually started experimenting with each other sexually at night
>during the day we would just chill and watch Cartoon Network and at night we'd fuck like crazy
>ended up fucking her every night for a week straight until she went home

That was the only time I ever did anything sexual with her, I'm 20 now and she's 18, I don't see her much but we never did anything again or talked about it together and family gatherings are always awkward. even with my first gf I was sexually involved with at 16 I never did the shit I did with my cousin that week

>>721032517
A neighbor girl ran up to the classroom door with her erect cock and balls and blew her load on it?

>>721029787
>you either die a hero or walk far enough to see yourself become the villain

>>721029031
It happens here in Czechoslovakia

>house was right on the edge of a forest
>would routinely walk out into the forest alone, both day and night, whenever the urge hit me
>take off my pants and start jerking off as I walked among the forest critters
>feeling the breeze on my legs and hearing the crackling of leaves made me feel at one with nature
>truly in tune with my inner caveman, whenever I was about to cum I would hoot and holler like Tarzan
>once even spooked a deer and saw it go running by as I jizzed onto the forest floor
>would put my pants on and walk back home
>people talked about hearing weird things in the forest and being frightened to go out there
>they thought it might be something like bigfoot making the unnatural noises

Licked and kissed my friend's jailbait sister's feet. she was ok with it

>>721051401
you're telling me it's less weird to have an Oedipus complex then it is to not want to fuck the vagina you came out of?

>>721052352
go find your child, don't be a nigger tier father.

>>721052487
post her

>>721054316
why are you on the internet? what are you, 60?

>>721058088
Context is important, my friend. I'm saying it'd be a bit strange if you took a horny, sexually repressed teenager and put him in a room with a very attractive unconscious woman he felt no kinship with, and he DIDN'T do anything improper.

You're basing this off the idea that he thought of her as his mom, and if you read his story ( >>721043176) it's clear there was a lot more going on there. I feel sympathy for the guy. Yeah, he's kind of fucked up, but it's not hard to see why he thought the way he did.

>>721057008
did your parents not spank you as a child? jesus christ.