non-porn webms

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>>721027331

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>Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrldsttarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I need a backstory on this.

>>721027729
>another victim of global warming

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>>721027862

>Spontaneous Combustion

>>721027485
surfs up dude, cowabunga
>white people

>>721027485
This is aggravated assault or even attempted murder. The guy underneath is obviously completely unconscious.

>>721028121
yeah he's fucked up...

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>>721027331
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PAqOt3J478

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America in a nutshell.

>>721028121
So?

>>721028121
>>721028325
>>721027485
Not to mention the huge bleeding wound on his left upper arm.

What the fuck is this from?

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>>721027331

>>721027959
what is that then, some woman walk to stage, and some gut acting like a retard? 1/5!

>>721027729
idk, probably some nig nog just set his clothes on fire on accident while smoking drugs, considering his nonchalant attitude about it.

>>721028597
tight ass, u got more my friend?

>>721028278
thanks

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>>721028694

You got thanks sweet prince <3

>>721028354
I was hoping for the big fall hahaha

>>721028630
op said no porn

>>721028882
That is sweet, but in all fairness, that kid could become a serial killer. you never know.

>>721029036
Does that looks like porn to you?

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>>721027331

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Show me your moves /b/!

>>721029078
I don't get salmon

>>721029078

Why did the fish cross the road?

>>721027485
This is savage animosity. Nothing about this is some friendly "hold my beer and watch this shit" That guy is getting killed. What's the source on this? All I get on google are reposts from idiots thinking it's like a party joke.

>>721027959
cringe thread

>>721028882
Love how the baby basically welcomes death. :')

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>>721029175

>>721028349
That dickcheese though

>>721029220
fuck off.

>>721028882
adorability level exceeding capacity to process

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>>721029078

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>>721027862
HAHAHAHA XD!

>>721027729
Gay, liberal protestor perhaps? One of the Flamers Against Trump?

>>721028349
Dangerously Cheesy

>>721027331
Great reaction timing

>>721029343
Let me guess, you were one of those idiots thinking this was some FANNY party trick?

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>>721029560

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With sound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX9wHZSRTl0

The last nigger trying to chase after him is best.

>>721029633
let me guess, you're a faggot?

>>721028334
FUCK ANYTHING

>>721029175
Nasty

>>721029078
easy ass dinner

>>721029279
Fuck, that looks good

>>721029641
>spoiler: there is a cat inside of box.

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>>721027729
>not naming webm Lord of Cinder

Seriously though, he is still glowing at the end when they put the flames out.

>>721029641
only reddit faggots (autists) are impressed with this kind of shit.

>>721028121
>>721028438
>>721029220
yah but this guy was being a dick all night before he passed out.

>>721029279
It looks so good, but I'll definitely shit a storm after eating that.

>>721027729
Most important thing to remember in any emergency situation is not to panic.

This guy knows what he's doing.

>>721029279
nice would like to taste

>>721030020
ah hahahaha! wtf smelling his shoe?

>>721029641
All that for what purpose?

>>721030255
Did he died?

>>721030255
arab space program horizontaly.

>>721030255
this kills the nigger

>>721029386
She fuckin hate him she thinks no he will have more of de jesus-messiah-complex like goddamn the retard did it afterall that why she aint moving with him to withehouse

>>721030362
no, he just got a head transplant and it was good

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autism

>>721030463
>>721030410
>>721030362
it's a manikin you retards

>>721030446
Introvert
Target for libtard hate

Gee, I wonder why she won't live there

>>721030255
DID HE DIED?

>>721029641
its fucking nice and im no autist you cant make it i bet 1000$

>>721028438
You fucking retard, its a patch on his shirt holy fuck

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>>721027331
this webm is magical
the wipeout itself, the touque tumbling off, the roll into pain
the 2nd man off the jump with the ninja dismount
the skateboard itself connecting with its victim with a seemingly predestined surety
the spectating victim's complete lack of reaction to the situation
the ninja to his right that ducks out of the way, but is the first to help
glorious

>>721029305
>mouse sensitivity too high

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>>721030988

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>>721031148

>>721030362
>>721030378
>>721030410
>being to retarded to realise it's a dummy

>>721031148

You want a fatal infection? This is how you get fatal infections.

>>721031379
why bury doggo before he died???

>>721031507
nice brain damages.

>>721030606
>manikin
>you retards
pot:
KETTLE IS BLACK!

>>721031567
>to retarded

>to
>to
>to

>>721029695
Justice boner.

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>>721031507

>>721029036

Under-fucking-rated post

>>721031379
rescuing a dog

>in reverse

>>721028630
She died 2 weeks later. She thought she was a spaceman with a plastic bag for a helmet.

It's all coming back, I hate you!! I DONT LIKE IT, I DONT LIKE TO THINK ABOUT IT!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>721031822
y tho

>>721030446
She knows him, and saw the look of fear in her Great Master.

>>721031785
"too" you fucking grammar nazi. you must be trump supporter also asshol.

>>721031655
one can only hope their preexisting condition was aggravated

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>>721031979
>aggravated aids

>>721031364
>oh no I was so unprepared for this video. Let me walk over here. I hope no one noticed my ass.

>>721030988
kek evbruitiem

>>721031639
>>721031899

>>721031914
>being hit by lightning because you put some aluminium thing rrRRREEAAAAALLY high above your head

electricity

>>721031961
>asshol
>bashing trump on /b/

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>>721027331

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>>721027331

>>721029687
>drives on the left side
>and nothing of value was lost

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I want the one with the yellow fur.

>>721029687
So what's with the lady sitting in the middle. This webm sucks unless she's taken out by flying debris.

>>721029641
I would beat the fuck out of this box.

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>>721027729
PCP or has powers like Pyro for Xmen.


hes just learning his potential... on the streets.

>>721032346
>do you think he got the message?

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>>721029036
(Heavy kekking)

>>721031507
not today faggot!

>>721028278
This is obviously fake
>The camera would break underwater
Idiots

>>721028520
this is 9gag tier shit

>>721027331
Ouch, poor kid.

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>>721029305
Autismus snekkus

>>721032671
why? because cats?

>>721031606
Wrong. That's how you get echinococcosis, which is rarely fatal. The fatal infections from dogs are pasteurellosis and capnocytophaga, which you get from dog bites, but the most common infection from dog bites is from the gram positives on your own skin, like Staph and Strep pyogenes.

If you're looking for a fatal infection, go cut your foot on a shellfish in the ocean, squirt some stagnant mud or swamp water up your nose, or have sex with a gay nigger.

>>721029078
i hit a fish once, car was a total loss

>>721032753
To be fair, the infection from bacteria that can be found in dog shit can be fatal. People die from Salmonella and Ecoli infections in case you are unaware. It doesn't have to be some necrotizing Armageddon plague to kill someone.

>>721029795
if you run one over, is it roadkill or riverkill?

>>721031379
Why?

>>721030365
I love how the dog doesn't give a shit.

>>721031914
Someone had to fight the storm

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>>721030255

>>721032656
You just went full blown retarded son

>>721032286
some retard didn't take high school physics before making a poorly-edited and gay video.

the knife has nowhere near enough inertia to throw her head back so forcefully.

>>721032753
I don't know what you think you're trying to prove, but yeah, you can sure as fuck die from eating dog shit, nigger. There's a shitton of diseases spread by exactly that method. It doesn't even have to be some far out bullshit. Roundworms can migrate to your fucking brain, and some E-Coli infections kill and in an awful manner.

So, before you decide to defend eating shit for some fucking reason, get woke, tard.

>>721032920
the hell?

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>>721032913
You're not gonna catch EHEC (the only fatal form of an E coli infection) or salmonella from eating fresh dog shit, you fucking idiot.

>>721033362
You can stop trying now, you've already proven yourself to not only be uneducated, but pretentious too.

>>721033227
If you're gonna sit there and try to equate Ascariasis and EHEC from eating fresh dog shit to a fatal infection, you might as well equate the common cold to a fatal infection too. A whole lot more people with COPD die from catching the common cold than there are people who get even a non-fatal EHEC or ascariasis from fecal-oral spread of dog shit.

You guys think you're clever with your google searches, but in actual practice, youre fucking idiots.

>>721029687

Looks like Thailand. So much dumb driving. Stupid people in general. And that dick in the car had so much time to stop.

Jesus, stop flashing your lights you arrogant asshole and brake.

>>721030365
Four legs good, two legs bad

>>721029205
To catch these dubs

>>721033461
You probably think you get pink eye from getting farts in your eye, don't you? Fucking laymen thinking they can pretend to talk about infectious disease when all they know is popular opinion reddit-level bullshit.

>>721033712
lol, dude, the way you're defending eating dog shit isn't the least of the many indicators showing you're a fucking idiot. Thanks for the lulz, tho

>>721032964
:-|

>>721030988
>>721030020

As if they caught him off guard twice

>>721029695
the ones where they dismantle the brakes or tie the bike to a cable are best

>>721033862
holy fuck kek

>>721032169
Didn't actually hit him, he's fine.

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>>721030020
>>721030241
>>721033938

>>721033886
Where have I defended dog shit? I've not once encouraged dog shit, I'm just pointing out that you're retarded. Red herring arguments aren't gonna help prove you're not retarded.

>>721031364
That bitch can take 12" I bet

>>721032728
What's that metal thing around her ribcage?

>>721034210
You're sitting there encouraging people to eat dog shit. Your arguments are completely invalid, lol. It should go without saying, the fuck's wrong with you?

>>721032346
>last warning

>>721034277
it would take ten inches to even reach her asshole through her ass crack

>>721033151
Knife was made out of .45 ACP

>>721034444
gay

>>721030820
Woah dude.

>>721034350
what the fuck is happening here

>>721029088
kek

>>721028630
comicon 2017

>>721033666
shin scrape from hell
checkered

>>721030255
It's a feckin crash test dummy.

>>721033294
samaritan attempt

>>721032328

go fuck yourself.

driving on the left side is a mark of the highest civilization [apart from all countries in the southern hemisphere]

>>721034210
You said you can't get a fatal infection from eating dogshit, which is categorically false. You can get a fatal infection from a paper cut on some infected surface, let along eating some random dog shit on the ground outside.

And the fact that you're so HUNG UP on it, is probably the most entertaining aspect of this.

>>721031364
Imagine the quality facesitting she'd give...

>>721030365
wow fucking decked m8

>>721028438
sleeve patch you boss eyed cunt

>>721033666
Checked n' kek'd

>>721027331
>>>/c/2832747

>>721029279
0/10

>>721028334
Nerve gas.

>>721034729
>only a handful of countries drive left
>hurr we are the best
ya man

>>721030365
fuckin sheep man

>>721034920
can you hear me now?

>>721029279

Would devour/10

>>721034323
Why are you milennials so retarded?

>>721034488
Not as gay as you

>>721027862
kek

>>721027729
why wouldnt the guy with the camera try to help? like get the guy on the ground and try to smother the flames

>>721031097
Quality
>underrated comment

>>721029695
>all of them niggers

WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT

>>721027959
>glowing when they put it out

He just doesn't let the small things in life get to him.

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De'fuck is happening here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24lrSguuk9E

>>721032346
op said not porn

>>721035392
he was thinking "fresh oc fo /b/"

>>721034323
Being this retarded

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>>721035451

>WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK IT

Well if you film in the ghetto, like specifically pointed out in the video title, probably everybody.

>>721028630
kind of cruel to dress up 2 stoopids in tutus for keks. still, lost.

>>721034323
Looks like a security tag you see in various department stores. I think she's trying this swimsuit on or stole it and forgot about the tag, Either way I'd smash.

>>721031097
Underrated post. 10/10

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>>721027959
My cousin has autism for real and acts like this when he gets excited, he makes these weird noises too, it's very funny.
He's in a home now after touching some little kids inappropriately, it was that or a state mental facility.

>>721034168

what in the fuck?

>>721029279
>I came

>>721033712
You don't eat dog shit as much as you get in contact with the common cold tho. I vote dog shit kills you

>>721029386
HAHAHA, THOSE PEOPLE ARE LITERALLY AMERICA'S LEADERS AHA LOL WTF

>>721035392
I dunno where you're from, m8, but in some places, it's better to let nature take its course. You see, some people are simply subhuman and getting involved is like trying to help a stray dog that just got runover. You're more likely to just get mauled as fuck by a scared animal than do it any fucking good, so check your emotions with some reason.

>>721035249
>Why are you milennials
implying you know its a milennial as fact

>>721028869
lost.

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>dat face grind

>>721029279

enjoy the cancer

>>721030302
the technical term is actually "useless machine". its a machine with the sole purpose of turning itself off when turned on.

>>721029279
Urge to kill animals intensifies

>>721030255
woah, never seen a human head bounce like that

>>721029695
The only white person in this is the one playing the prank? where the fuck is this video filmed it's not very good for racism is it holy shit
This some Joey Salads shi

>>721035650
C'mon anon, have you ever heard of a white guy that stole a bike?

>>721031097
Oh Bravissimo Anon!

>>721029560
lol, niggers.

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>>721036147
I thought those were called women.

>>721031364
Never understood why ppl like fat asses like that. Fucking millenials overly influenced by hip hop culture. Look in the fucking mirror milky.

>>721036147
Well, that's certainly what it seems to be, which still begs the question, for what purpose? I get that it's useless. That much was apparent. What's a source of intrigue is why the fuck anyone would ever build that shit.

>>721027982
oooOOO aaAA AAAAAAA *stab *rape
>black people

>>721034794
Fuck yes my dude.

>>721034687
Success imo. A bounce on the ground from a short height is going to do less damage than possibly smacking that van.

>>721036416
underated post

>>721036292
Dude, niggers are subhuman, and racism is simply the acceptance of objective scientific facts and fundamental empirical observations.

>>721030241
No, it was some lady's shoe that she left on the steps

>>721032340
I like to fuck her,...

>>721029078
thats some gansta shit

>>721036616
he got crashed and then fucked?

>>721033666
ave santani

>>721036591
>Guy is missing his right shoe
>Left shoe looks like the one in his hand

It sure as fuck looks like he's sniffing his own shoe, unless there's just a long string of unrelated coincidences to support your random guess.

>>721036771
The cop said he was resisting, so he had to arrest him.

If I remember right, the guy ended up suing the department because the cop is a fucking mental case.

>>721031364
DO WANT

>>721034168
how aids is born

>>721029641
that fucker

>>721033122
source

>>721036905
it looks like it from the video... the biker did nothing...

>>721036616
If you watch enough of these youtube videos, the police's "us vs them" mentality starts to rub off except the cops look more and more like the "them" than the "us"

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>>721029386
>>721030446
>>721035956
>>721035956

That clip is played in reverse you malignant fake news spreading cunt.

>>721029279
Where can I get this?

>>721029386
This is literally fabricated propaganda. The lengths of depravity that progressive liberals are going through is only a testament to their dangerous incompetence and the need to advance past their indulgent narcissism and bring law and order to the world.

>>721032656
i put my vhs cam in a plastic bag and it was fine

>>721034634
unexpected and gave me a jolt