guys, I really fucking hate my dad, shit like this happens all

>>721016839
Tell him he's an embarrassing asshole in front of your mom sometime. Even if he tries to kick your ass that shit will sink in with him

>>721016839
>21st birthday
>still at home, jobless, tenders meme etc
i know it's just bait or a copypasta but if you're 21 years old you shouldve been working for almost 10 years now. Just sayin'

>>721017106
Yeah, if you live in fucking Africa.

>>721017106
>This
Seriously home life is tough with bad parents but past 13 years old yoy have no excuse not too provide for yourself, and after 18 or HS you have no excuse to be home. By this point all stress you get is your own fault.

>>721017106
Say's the 15yo who still lives at home and dose not pay a cent of rent or internet bills. Your mother still cooks you dinner everyday at 6. you have ground to stand on.

>>721017106
>working since 11
what in sudan or something?

>>721017310
and what country are you in that you can start working at 13?

>>721016839
Waiter, this Pasta is stale, I need de fresha spagget

>>721016839
I feel for you man, ive moved out now, but my dad was pretty terrible too. He treated my mom like shit when they were together, and now he treats his gf like shit. Have you looked at getting a job or anything so you can get out of there?

I don't know you anon, but this shit makes me angry. You have to stand up for yourself and don't let him terrorize your nor your mother or siblings.

Just lay it on him speak your mind and tell him he's gotta stop acting like a fucking massive cunt. If that doesn't work and he becomes all aggressive and shit, fucking hit him on is nose or jaw.

I would never stand for that shit.

>>721016839
just hope that he has an unfortunate "accident"

>>721016839
Your dad sounds like a cool guy, maybe you should just stop being a little bitch.

>>721017106
But that would mean working at 11.
>not with child labor laws
>hella hoops to jump through just to do part time at 16
>18 is fine though
>unless u happen to be mexican and are paid off the record

>>721016839
Hrs just trying to bond you sperg

>>721016839
Get a job and move the fuck out,you basement dwelling, tendie eating, good boy point accumulating waste of fucking life. Jesus fuck your dad should just kill your pathetic ass.

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>>721016839
Your dad is a pretty cool guy who doesn't afraid of anything

>>721017310
How do you even get a job at 13? Places wont hire till 16 and then only part time with a max of 15 hrs per week.

>>721016839
Obvious bait, but

>fucking hate steak
People like that shouldn't be alive

>>721016839

GO BACK TO R3DDIT

SHIT SUCKS FAGGOT

Your father is clearly frustrated with the lot of you but, like many adult men, lacks the common sense and emotional intelligence to articulate it in a fashion that is not destructive.

Dads like that turn heir kids into beta fags.

>>721016839
Goddamnit Kyle! I told you not to be on the god damn fucking internet all day again, Gary called and told me he saw tis fucking shit on here, pack your fucking belongings and I don't mean shit I have bought for your sorry ass it's time you learn to be a man.

>>721016839
Why are you 21 still living at fucking home? Grow up, get out, and be your own man so your dad can't treat you like the faggot you are anymore

Your dad is trying to turn you into a man but you keep beta blocking like a typical faggot. You're 21, start life.

>>721018490
Lots of manual labor hires young. My first job was pollinating corn at age 12.

How does it feel to be the laziest sperm from your father?

>>721018659
And yet by caving to his dads wants he will still never be a man because he won't be his own person.

OP, grow up and get the fuck out of your house

>>721016839
>21, lives at home
>Longhorns is 'nice'

Confirmed for trailer trash

>>721018710
if it was in america then it wasnt legal

>>721018490
Times have changed. I'm only 35, and I started busing tables at 14 at the local diner. Greek owners couldn't speak English well, but who were they to turn down someone willing to work hard. They said "You 18 right? *wink*" and I said "Sure." Nothing on the books, just got to fucking work.

Looking back on it I probably fucked some stuff up, and other employees thought I was a pain, but that set a baseline for understanding what work was and what my time and contribution was worth to others paying for it.

It's sad that kids don't have those opportunities nowadays because of retarded laws and over-protective do-gooders.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions, and an entire generation of boomers made a hobby of coming up with good intentions for near three decades before they got to work on implementing them in earnest in the 90's and 00's.

>two weeks ago, sons birthday
>wife asked his where he wasn't to eat
>fucking Wendy's
>put my foot down, he's 21 years old ffs
>my old lady starts running her cock sucker have to get a little loud with her
>take the whole family to longhorns
>the boy tries to order chicken nuggets
>waitress was giving me the "id like to fuck you" look
>I tell her he'll have a steak
>bastard gets it well done
>try to bond with him over a beer
>it sits there the whole meal getting warm
>get pissed off
>go to bathroom to cool down a minute
>waitress corners me in a stall
>we fuck
>when I come back I say fuck it lets go were not taking any scraps with us either

kill him

>>721018710
Found the mexican

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>>721016839
nice copy pasta you fag, now get eye cancer from this super mega rare pepe, this shit was posted dozens of times
hah ruined your shit

guys, GUYS-- biggest ping on the bait radar, right here:

>orders steak well done
>dad doesn't bitch

>>721016839
fucking newfags this gets posted like 100x year

>>721016839

Holy shit, your poor father. It must be frustrating to have such a weak bitch of a son. Are you serious? You wanted Wendy's? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>721018710
Are you a bee?

>>721017460

I had a paper route when I was 13. Made $70 a week, about $1 per house per week. I was filthy rich.

>>721016839
Copy pasta every year.

>>721019127
reee its bait you fucking newfag

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did you try fucking your mom and two sisters infront of your father. probably just needs his fantasies come true

>>721016839
Kill yourself you disgrace

>>721018940
Alpha Dad

All these newfags...

>>721018710
...being that weird kid who jacked off in a cornfield.

>>721019127
fuck you, I like Wendy's

>>721018940


This is what really happened.
OP is massive beta.

All the newfags on this thread that cant understand this gets posted every other week

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Oldest pasta on earf

Tell him how childish he acts and to be grateful he even still has a family. It could always be worse..
Oh and ask him why he's always so pissed off lol

>>721016839
It's a shame that people like your parents reproduced. It's people like that who make a mess out of a decent Society.

>>721019212
Kek

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>>721017106
Idk if its just bait, but i hate this kids who think that when you turn 18 you automatically leave your home and live on your own while having a job thats able to pay everything. From food to bills.

Wake up, at 18 you are still at school and you have a couple of other years to finish it so you are able to get a proper job. Stop dreaming unless you are Donald Trump's son

So, I see everyone is having the pasta.

>>721019888
This

>>721016839
>dont want a nice steak
>wants fries with ketchup

Actually, you are the problem here. Grow the fuck up jesus fuck.

>>721019055
Sorry for poor english. I came to accident for look at this frog. Pls not to get an eye cancer when use vision at work for every day use. Pls.

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>>721016839
Can't u come up with something new anon?
I saw this exact same thread with the exact same
story a few months ago here on /b/.
Be a little more creative next time please.

>>721016839
I'm a copypasta spotter
This is my 10th spot of this particular one
Thanks anon

>>721019089
It said that he did though. Its literally the very next line

>>721016839
You could use this incident as a means to emancipate yourself.

>>721016839
Have similar dad i fucking hate the faggot he was never home to raise me but when he was he was a conplete douche bag only fucking trying to make me never go to school and all that shit basically ruining my life because of all the bs he has to complain about so i just stopped doing what he complained about

>>721016839

the problem was the beer, beer is horrible

>>721016839
>longhorns nice
>hate steak
>order well done with side of ketchup
>hate beer
>no tip

Yall niggers really falling for this bait

Fucking newfags falling for an old copy pasta

>>721016839
Fuck one of your sister's and send him the pic.

sorry about your birthday op he sounds like a real fucking jackass

>>721016839
Op sounds like a total beta but that being said his dad sounds like a chad

>inb4 this is b8

>>721017106

>21st birthday
>still putting ketchup on steak

>>721018535
steak is disgusting though

Sounds like a real piece of shit, OP.

>read this post, hopefully the last time...

>>721021942
I'm triggered

>>721022109
It's hard as fuck to chew then the taste wears off after chewing for 2 minutes even though there's barely any "taste" then you're just chewing it for another 5 minutes. 2/10 its like a shity and meaty bubblegum

>>721022322
>after chewing 2 minutes
>than another 5 minutes of chewing
Nigger I don't know what your poor ass is eating, but it isn't steak

>>721019888
You should leave home. What fuckin excuse do you have? Get a job asshole.

>>721016839
a meme. But I'll bite.
You can eat tendies if you want. You're 21. He seems like he's trying to be nice but is just a dick. Talk to him anon, stand up for yourself. Tell him you'll eat what the fuck you want.

>>721016839
B A I T
A
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>>721022521
It sure was steak. I couldnt even finish eating coz it took so long to chew. I was like 1/4 the way eating.

That sucks, mine is pretty much the same, my birthday was on 27th, first off he never even knows when my birthday is and never gave a shit, but this time my mom decided to tell him which I was against, knowing he wouldn't give a shit and that's exactly what happened, he didn't even spend a dime or even greet me, he does the random shit purposely trying to frustrate me and mom and he's always trying to hit on other women while treating my mom like shit.

>>721022819
Not that guy, but if you're really not baiting they sold you some real shit farm horse tier not even dry aged meat as steak.

Steak nearly melts in your mouth and overflows with juices.

>>721023024
>horse
Well I was in an Asian restaurant when eating it...Shit

>>721022819
It was probably skirt steak.. it can be really tough, but it's a cheap cut.

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>>721016839
Get a job and leave home Op, look he sounds like a jerk, but it's his house.

So move out of home and visit your family, you are 21 and now an adult.

>>721022553
helping take care of your mother and father retard

>>721023157
Shit restaurants will try this shit on you to make profits with cheap meat, because steak only comes from the best parts of the animal and the preparation is expensive.
That's why steak costs that much.

Here's a good read:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beef_aging

>>721023157
Shit.. If you want to try some real fuckin steak go to a churrascaria

>>721016839
So many memes in one story.

>>721016839
Wendies? Tenders? Bud light? This is the gayest story I've ever heard... Are you sure the issue isn't with your dad's intolerance of your faggotness?

>>721021873
Yeah, why not a cream pepper sauce or garlic sauce?

>>721016839
Your dad sounds like an asshole, but what's with the tendies @ 21 years old? How do you hate steak? You sound aspi.

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>>721021942
I guess if you are a Hindu or soft as shit leftist white person that thinks you can choose a gender.

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>>721016839
great story op 11/10

>>721016839
What the fuck?
Seriously, how old are you man?

Longhorns? Tenders? Well-done steak?
And fucking Bud Lite?

Fucking white trash, man.

>>721022322
This is because you order steak WELL DONE. Of fucking course it's going to be chewy, you might as well be eating leather.

>>721023808
I dunno longhorn is alright for a quick bite. Outback is marginally better though.

This copypasta is delicious on so many levels

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>>721023808
m8..

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>>721023895
Expecting top notch food from ANY chain restaurant is an ask, it can be ok or even good, but if you want really good food, go to a place that is not a franchise.

>>721023552
American steak is horrible.
They worship T-bone in the South and they can't cook it properly.

You have to go to New England to get a good rump or strip steak and cooked just the right way.

It should cost you 15 dollars for a single cooked rump or strip steak and be cooked just right.

The only other places that know steak are Germany,Mongolia and Japan.
Most Americans eat garbage and think it's the best.
Case and point : "longhorns"

>went to longhorns lastnight
>get porterhouse cooked rare
>girlfriend gets sirloin cooked medium rare
I fucking love her. Anyone who gets steak cooked over medium rare doesn't deserve the steak

Hes trying to make you into a man since youre obviously still a fucking child. Grow up, eat stake, drink beer. Omg why are you so worthless

>>721024085
Oh fuck yes, or south eastern Australian or NewZealand.

*You haven't had fried chicken until you've been to Indonesia.

>>721018313
You dont literally have to support yourself, but getting a paper route or shoveling snow or painting houses all is totally fine. Its not even illegal if you arent on a payroll.

My dad goes and finds golfballs in the woods near the courses. I used to go all the time with him, and he'd pay me about 5 cents a ball, with a bonus of 20 cents per PRO V1.

Its not good money, but it shows initiative etc. And if your parents dont have anything, ask other relatives, or family friends.

By 15 I had over 10 grand from working all the time doing menial labor. It gives you a good enough network to start working for others, and before you know it, you're your own boss, making 30 grand a year while still in HS.

The work ethic and organizational skills developed put you in a great place for your future as well. Now I'm in college with no debt (though the loans will start in a year) getting a degree in chemE, witha 3.8 GPA and a great internship every summer.

>TLDR: you dont have to work at mcdonalds to make money.

>>721023549
OP is a simple man with simple needs

>>721024239
Agreed.
Can't believe I forgot Aus-Zea.
They are fantastic.

>>721024194
>rare porterhouse
This man knows how to properly enjoy a steak.

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Your dad is probably always pissed cause he has a 21 yo pussy son that doesn't have a job and doesn't act like a man. Your all he's got OP and you are letting him down. Have a beer with your dad ffs he took you out for your birthday and bought you a beer and your going to act like a bitch and disrespect the man that puts a roof over your head and pays for all your shit. If you hate him so much get a fucking job and move out, you're a big boy now

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>>721016839
Know what I did for MY 21st birthday? I rode a bike in the rain for 8 miles to and from a bookstore, and they didn't even have the books I wanted. For dinner, I had a bowl of 45¢ ramen from Thailand. My dad was never in my life, and only a select few people even remembered it WAS my birthday.

Stop being a putz.

>>721016839
>Eating tenders
Faggot, what are you 12?

>>721023631
>soft as shit leftist
Nope I'm very right and a homophobic conservative republican

>>721017106
>Having a full time job at 11

CHING CHONG NIP NONG BONG BONG

>>721016839

> 21
> Doesn't work

Get a job and move the fuck out fairy.

>>721017469
This

Stop eating it newfags.

>>721025634
sounds legit.....faggot.

if you don't appreciate steak, you are not a man. your dad is upset you are still a little fucking kid.

>>721025778
Prove me wrong fucktard

>>721016839

stale pasta

>captcha negromante thomas

>>721017460
>>721018313
>>721018490
Lmao this is why america is filled with lazy pussy faggots now. When I was 13 I was offering to mow peoples lawns, wash cars, i even saved all my fams aluminum n shit to recycle. And guess what? I had a car at 17 with my own money, I didnt have to spend shit unless i wanted a vidya ot something. It was a beater but I was the king among my friends and I was able to take girls out without mommy dropping us off. Fucking entitled fags