I have no hobbies, no friends, no family that I care about or

Posting here is a hobby. Your friends wouldn't want you to do it,

Anon... You are loved.

>>720993145
No he isn't can't you read retard?

>>720992976
I've never known why people are like "don't do it"
Like fuck committing suicide's actually a fucking fantastic thing to do, literally the only negatives are letting down your friends and family, and if you have none what the fuck is the problem?
>inb4 "being dead is a negative"
ye but you're fuckin dead, don't think you have the time to worry about being dead when you're dead

dont be such a debbie downer anon... Everyone has their shit. I have alot of the same problems as you but i've learned to cope with who i am.

I hear jihad is pretty popular nowadays, just join isis and see what happens

>>720992976
I know that everyone here likes to pretend to be cynical asshat but I just want to say that I feel for you /b/ro. Don't give up and do something about your life

keep doing coke till your heart explodes

>>720993078
This website makes me hate life more than I've ever hated it before. I can't stop coming here and I don't wish to be banned. I just don't have any interest in life outside of the Internet and now I am homeless. There is no point in keeping on.

>>720993370
Reported to FBI for terrorist recruitment. Enjoy being v&

>>720992976
That that $500 and buy a bus ticket to somewhere beautiful. See how it works out.

>>720993395
I am autistic and have never had treatment, everyone previously in my life told me it's not a big deal, that I can make it on my own. That's far from the truth. I can't function socially, if people are fighting around me I lock up and can't talk, if I even get slightly nervous or think someone is trying to be against me I shell up and mumble like a retard. I'm never going to be an important productive and liked part of society.

>>720993533
>buy a bus ticket to somewhere beautiful
and then what? I have no skills, no connections, I constantly let my self be taken advantage of even though I know it's wrong. I didn't choose to be born but it's my choice to die.

>>720992976
listen to this song anon, it'll make you feel better,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJOqJ-RitOg

>>720992976
Stream your suicide live

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do it

>>720992976
Slowly rebuild your life and worm your way into a good looking girls life. We all k human interaction is meaningless but we're human and need it anyway. If you do that the depression will lift and purpose will find itself.

Break into a house, use toaster in bathtub?

People have come back from more difficult shit. Pull it together anon

tie bricks to feet, jump into lake

Send me your money then end it

Run on a freeway naked

Quads ere. Hit your head with a rock to end it

>>720994199
Yeah but some people are weaker mentally than others.

Quadirinos

Quad

Old age

Buy whiskey, lots and lots of whiskey. Drink some, snort some, overdose on it. If you have a phone live stream it on twitter or something.

QUADz

>>720992976
Start playing Pokémon Go.

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Eat a bathtub full of beans.

>>720994443
Shit, so close

i got quads and i say jump off a cliff while singing HEEEEEY MACARENA

Spend $500 on gasoline and styrofoam.
Spread your napalm love on the closest group of chuckleheads you can find.

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>>720992976
i feel exactly the same and
it started when i was 7-8 years old i wanted to die and had plans to jump in a volcano when i grow up and get a job or some shit, i was never interested in people and i could not make friends now even i i tried because i am so retarded now i can't even say hello while looking somebody in the eyes
i have no ambitions in lie nor do i want to live but i just go on and i feel like you should try too
pic NOT related

drink a ton of water and hold glue your dick so you cant pee and just keep drinking water and simply wait

>>720992976
Give your Kik or smth

Asphixy wank

Just waiting fort 5555

>>720994666
Sick

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>>720994577
Jumping in a volcano sounds cool.

Masturbating to death

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>>720994666
Ok Satan, while we wait why dont we have a get thread !

this is it my dude, go and a black neighborhood and yell nigger faggot to the baddest gansta nigger you see and just wait for a compliment

Inject $500 of herion

>>720992976

Don't be foolish, OP.
You just need to find something to do, to keep your mind off your negativity. That's it. KEEP BUSY.

>>720994792
FUCK YOU
LET HIM DIE

S L A A N E S H
C A L L S

Natural Causes

>>720994792
i know i got the perfect hobbie for OP, getting tomatoes up his ass to make ketchup and then eat it, i do it all the time

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Not related

Your life will never end, you will search the entire planet for a cure for any disease and cellular aging, you will become immortal and you will have to deal with Trump as your president forever when he gets a hold of your science.

>>720994840

Go slash your own throat then, faggot.
It will be more entertaining then reading anything else you have to say, FUCKBOI!

>>720992976
Die of old age. Get your life back together and find a girl.

>>720994951
I'm not a ball bagger autist like you, fuqboi.
I'm cool with living forever with a robot trump sewn onto my neck.
Now THAT is more entertaining than listening to more 'waa this sack of shit deserves to liiiive'

Let me get those 500 dollarinos before you off yourself faggot

>>720995144

Your mother is nothing but a cum dumpster for superior Black Men. Keep crying in that little corner of yours, Redneck!

>>720993867
this song makes me want to kill myself

quad

>>720992976
Death by cop. Hopefully you'll just be sent to a cell and given help.

>>720994443
Let's try again.
Die of old age being happy while having a few good friends <3

put a big cactus up your anus and let it bleed, it'll be slow and painful but you will get the results you are looking for

>>720992976
Old age

>>720995225
kek try harder
mum has a masters degree and yours shits in street

Pls don't do it anon

go to the woods and hope for a bear to a attack you, preferably slicing your throat and eat you in the process

eat $500 worth of pennies

Go to the white house and attack Trump until secret service or whatever has to shoot you dead

>>720992976
Murder suicide , gta some cars too.

>>720992976
Wrap your neck with 2ft industrial zip-tie and tie as hard as you can.

Old age

assassinate King Trump

Cut the tip of your finger off and bleed yourself dry all over Trumps face after you have sex with an aids infested hooker

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>>720992976
>first person who gets quads

you set the bar a bit high, didn't you? It shows that it's not your life that you want to end, but the situation you are in. Don't do it OP, ask for help, however pathetic you'll feel when doing so.

I don't think you've seen everything yet, it's too early to go.

>>720994443
>>720995551
Last try <3

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>>720992976

move to Florida
get fat on conch fritters
die from diabeetus

Go to Brazil
Get killed by gangs or off-duty cops

>>720996664
bitches check these

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>>720992976
Alright I'm gonna throw myself into a pretty cathartic writing just right here.

I've been alone all my life Anon. All my fucking life. Ever since I was born I spend my time alone, never had the courage of getting into life really. I've had suicide thoughts several time during my teen years and I even tried to do so, even recently, and nobody could take me out of my misery. My ex did, she failed. My mother tried, she failed. I had no friend whatsoever and all my hobbies were addiction (video games, smoking weed, masturbation...) I was shitty.

Then one time I was thinking really hard about me, probably just as you may be doing it on a normal basis, and I realised that if I'm alone, it's only because I want to.

Now I'm not telling you not to do it, but i'm certainly not telling you to do it neither. Dude, we're alive, we're litteraly living matter, science does not explain that shit. Why did matter, at a certain point, took the initiative to organise itself as intricates organisms just to have the possibility of perduring by itself, for itself remains a true fucking mystery.

My point is YOU have to find YOUR answer. And surely life didn't create itself just to give itself the opportunity to kill itself.

It would took ONE decision to actually not kill yourself, and it would just be to not do it. We're not living to kill ourselves man, this is absurd.

Your life, even if people don't care about you, well it's not shit. Nobody's life is shit. But it happens that sometime we think so. It's just hard to know why it wouldn't be. The fact is it is not only if you think it's not. Just try to change your way of thinking, and Anon, you'll be fine. You'll just be fine.

I don't know you, it's the point of all that anonymous crap. But I swear to god if I could I would love to know you more. And I'm sure I'm not the only one outhere, statistically it's just not possible.

Life's hard, only to give you the possibility to live diffently that you did yesterday.

>>720996664
MODS
MODS
FUCK THESE DNC LIES

Do your best Kurt Cobain impression

>>720992976
First off, not having political views is really not a bad thing. Get the fuck out of Dodge, go somewhere new, get a new job (easy to get something at least minimum wage, which is better than you have), and work on you.

Look after yourself, because no one else is going to do it for you.

>>720992976
Are you trolling ?

>>720996789
Read first letter of each line

>>720993783

It's called starting your life over. Move to the Rust Belt where everything is super cheap and make your start there.

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>>720996789

>>720992976
Hitch hike through america, The only way you die is from another human being

>>720992976
Do it and let us know if you're dead

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>>720996954
Take a trip to africa.

>>720997013
this
want more ghost posts

>>720992976
Just deal with it, man. I've been tens of hundredths of a pound trigger pull away from blowing myself away and the only thought I came up with is it's not worth it to die. You have just as much in life as anyone else. If you're disenfranchised with the tepid mire of modern life, take that 500 dollars and travel. see the damn world and make it your bitch. stay off of /b/ and look at life with your own eyes, It's worth staying alive, not just for friends or family, but because life is a challenge you have to face head on and conquer.

>>720992976
Fake as fuck no one considers 4 chan their friends

Well since you've got no responsibilities, nor anyone you care about. Just do something you like. Hitchhike some place you've always wanted to see. Why die when you still got money to spend. Do some fun shit and see where that takes you.

>>720997069
There.

too much effort, trying takes a lifetime.
give that 5 hunned to a down n out kid then asphyxiate yourself in a hospital carpark

>>720992976
quads get

>>720997220

i can has quads now?

can i have 500$ pls

Fuck u. You will live. Die is too easy. Quads

>>720993309
You're a fucking shitty person

>>720992976

Or.

You could put up with your fucking family for a bit, take that money and look into doing an intern somewhere in a city nearby. You'll get shit for it but it looks okay on a CV/Resume.

That or go to some cheap community college for IT or something tech related. Other options would be stuff like plumping and electrician work. These all pay pretty well, you'd be surprised.

Don't focus on relationships with girls for now, just make friends and build up contacts wherever you go. It's surprising how much you can get out of these later in life.

I don't really care how, but at least write a farewell note with:
Trump made me do this!

>>720996954
reroll
Also you must be passive

>>720997535
rereroll

give your money to me

>>720992976
Spend $500 on ticket to NYC, go to MOMA and kill yourself in front of that webcam. Be creative.

just start doing whatever you want instead of caring so much about what other people think

must be tough living in america LUL

>tfw you earn more on welfare in northern europe than americans who work
>feelsgoodman

>>720994443
>>720995551
>>720996664

Ok i'm serious, very last try before I get on with my day. Someone take over will ya?

>>720997573
final chance

>>720996698
Or gangs of off-duty cops.

Roll > Let's go for something classic, hang yourself

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>>720992976

Grow a pair

Whatever you do make sure you post.

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>>720997931
>written from the comfort of his home

die at age of 80 with young girl mouth around your cock

>>720998009

You bet it's comfortable. And I owe it all to not being a whiny little bitch.

>>720995551
Four posts off from saving poor OP.
>>720996664
Two " "
>>720994443
ONE fucking post.
>>720997786
I will fam.

Die of old age.

>>720997745
Brilliant!

>>720992976
You will die of old age.

>>720992976
join the red cross

>>720998460
Old age.

>>720992976
Sacrifice yourself to kek. Read some ancient egyptian mythology and do it they way they did it. Post some pics too.

>>720992976
wander out on to the freeway, chuck a browneye at an oncoming lorry...

>>720992976
Bump

>>720997530
8888 incomming

>>720992976
Jump of a high building while drunk.

>>720994443
>>720995551
>>720996664
>>720997786

Just got out of the shower, really, last try

>>720998836
not even close

>>720992976
2nd try. Sacrifice yourself to kek. Read comment above.

Die tryin'.

>>720998869
Take 50 paracetamol pills and w8

>>720992976
3rd
Sacrifice urself to kek

Drop acid

>>720992976

Stop being a bitch

>>720992976
get aids

>>720992976
Buy a $500 plane ticket and just fuck off somewhere instead of just killing yourself on the spot. You never know what might happen.

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Buy 500 dollars worth of bleach and chug them on the highway

>>720992976

LIVE

>GET

Stick sharpie in pooper and timestamp

Buy 300 ug LSD, its a fairly high dose, but you certanly cant die from it
Also, its like 20$ and lasts 20h without any long term effects on your body

>>720998608
crap
>>720998892
You tried.

>>720992976
9999 and 00000 are coming up. So, you'll count quints as quads, right? And if we get both, 00000 should overrule 9999.

>>720992976
>I have nothing and want nothing
Then you are free, fool. If only such a gift were given to us all. Make a choice only a truly free man can.

>>720992976
>has ability to save $500
>can't pay rent
I say just stand on a corner and beg until you either have $1,000,000 on your person or die from starvation/dehydration on a street corner with a cardboard sign that says "I voted for Hillary, I'm homeless because I didn't swing from Trump's balls."

>>720999079
Ofc it would overtake quads, usually higher is it anyway

>>720999097
Begging might be a good idea but don't step into some nigger's turf or you might get stabbed.

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>wait until 09/11/17
>do it faggot

>>720999144
I just realized, it's actually going to be a sexts vs quints.
>999999 vs 00000

>>720999077
roll for 2000ug

FUCKING SHIA LE POOF KAMIKAZE RUN

>>720999496
>>721000000
mc do it

Go to prison and get yourself stabbed

>>720999013
rolling

>>720992976
Give away the $500 to some homeless guy / girl.

Do something good with the last moments of your life.

PISS FACE
PISS FACE
HE WILL COME INSIDE US

>>720992976
Kys

Watch Dora the Explorer yourself to death

Fap to the death

drive your car into a waterfall

death by old age

Live life to its fullest and die from joy.

>>720994888
trips related

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exhaustion from posting too many pepe

>>720992976
God fucking damnit if no one gets I guess I'll just post this thread again tomorrow... this is why i hate my life, I post these threads every single day and no one ever gives me the quads I need to die. It's been 10 years now I've been begging for the quads of death and never have I been granted them. Thank you Lord Kek for another day of miserable shitposting.

>>721000155
There's 3 Pepe's in here what are you talking about?

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Quads get, dont end it.

Thank Kek for saving you.

>>720992976
Become a monk and achieve enlightenment and helping the poor and needy. Bet you won't wana die then faggot prove me wrong

Take chill pills like Xanax

>>720993248
You understand how to use grammar, right? Retard.

>asking 4chan if you should kill yourself

Seek actual help.

>>721000486
Not what op is asking

>>720992976
give me your money

>>721000280
Did you even read the OP you dumb shit

Start learning to love yourself and Improve your lot in life.
Start studying things that interest you, I dont mean college or uni, just always be learning.
Learn to connect with your family, colleagues and strangers.
Start working out, flood your brain with endorphins and slowly watch your body become a temple of strength.
Find out what you want from women and work on how to accomplish it.
Set short and long term goals.
Be the person you've always wanted to be, and if you fail, keep trying.
Life can be awesome anon, don't throw your life away so recklessly.

>>721000003
Almost.
>>721000233
>It's been 10 years now I've been begging for the quads of death and never have I been granted them.
Fucking kidding me? After a couple of tries (or 1 fucking year) you didn't take it as a sign that it wasn't your time yet? Jesus.

>>721000003
RIP
Who are the unworthy fucks who got these gets?
>>720999999
>>721000000

>>720992976
Congrats on being freed now. At this point you can do anything with your life, do wild shit, join the military or French foreign legion. If your at the point where you have nothing you can do anything.

>>721000685
I am the OP and what is this?

don't prove the maggots who thinks you're worthless right, die by old age

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Enforce Trumps beliefs by false flagging a mosque. Shoot up a mosque in the name of sharia law, and pledge allegiance to ISIS. Proceed to suicide bomb. Have the doors locked so you can break a world kill count. Good luck OP.

Ingest only and all your own shit till you die

>>721000889
IT will happen one day

>>721001452
Rolling for this!

>>721001452
Nuke
Incoming!

>>721001452
Better be a big mosk , you need at least 400, fucking child soldiers in africa with their fast twitch

>>720992976

this http://www.nytimes.com/2010/12/22/movies/22sound.html

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>>720992976
join the army OP either as reservist or as commissioned officer

My roll: Live

Don't kill yourself

Quads: jump off a 4 story building and land head first

>>720992976
Aaahhhh.... a classic millennial.

WELCOME TO BEING AN ADULT.

>>721002194
>>721002300
>>721003091
>>721003145
>>721001842
>>721001811
>>721001696
hey guys these three girls who are really mean to. but they like to dry hump me and guard my ass why are they doing this guy?

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>>721003417

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Start being a vigilante by night and stop robbers/rapists/whatever until one of them kills you. Do pushups during the day, got nothing else to do anyway.

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>>720992976

Made one with the force OP

get

kys with nerve gas

Old age. Stop being a pussy and go do things. Try everything until you run out of things to try.

>>721007443
Rerolling

almost there

so?

im waiting

>>720993783
So what you have total and absolute freedom and 500 bucks since your bailing anyhow
take out like 6 payday loans and get some extra cash.
you must have some skills for something so do that

>>720992976
post your credit card

Anon, please keep going

Anon, please live

>>721007699
DO IT MOTHERFUCKER DO IT

>>721007443
Get

>>721007777
Fuck

>>721007777
GO FUCK YOURSELF, FAGGOT!

>>721007777
You did it, Anon. You saved a life.

>>721007777
The you go OP. Live you glorious bastard. Life didn't have to be about money and material items. Just get it there and find something you enjoy

>>721007777
.
LIFE SAVER

>>721007850
Edgy newfag.

>>721007888
Trips confirm

>>721007777
Best get

Buy a hooker. Honestly

>>720992976
come and kill pls

>>721007777
Winrar