What's your most alpha sexual moment /b/?

>>720929984
having sex for the purpose of reproduction

>>720930090
fuck you m8

>>720929984
A girl hugged me once

>>720930090
No one wants your genes.
Ducking Loser

>>720929984
I once had a girl be my sex slave, she would cook, bring me food, and act as a table for me to put my food and feed, and would suck my cock while i would drink and smoke watching tv, it was good fun.

>>720930330
that's not sure she said. filled that uterus up!

>>720929984
fucking publicly not giving shit about people
fucking a girl while her boyfriend goes crazy in the next room
fucking my flatmates flatmates girl while he is in the other room

posting on /b/ with my hand down my pants

>>720929984
>take cute girl on lunch date
>go back to her place
>fuck
>"gotta hit a study group..."
>take different cute girl in dinner date
>go back to her place
>fuck
>"gotta wake up early for class..."
>go to bar
>hook up with cute girl
>go back to her place
>fuck

3 different girls in about 14 hours. College was awesome.

>>720930511
>fucking a girl while her boyfriend goes crazy in the next room
What do you mean by crazy? Share story pls.

>>720929984
I'm not a wolf prison both like you so I don't have one. seriously you know how all tasty alpha shit started?

in my experience only very insecure men go around telling everyone their alphas.

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Sniffed a girl's ass back in high school

She was friend of my friends and she was a dumb slut and kept telling everyone to smell her ass because it smelled good. It didn't smell like anything to me but hey I've sniffed a girl's asshole

Still kissless virgin though

>>720930479
What's the most degrading thing you had her do? Did you ever have her eat your ass/suck your toes?

>>720929984
had 2 different fuckbuddies when i was 13

>>720930732
Damn what a qt. Post moar

>>720930538
i used to do something pretty similar, id wake up with a girl and fuck her again in the morning, had someone over for lunch with the excuse of ''im cooking something nice for you to try'' and fuck (they would leave since most of the time some of them had classes after lunch. then invite one over for dinner date or just hang out and fuck again. Had a few std scares tho, now im trying to stay monogamous

>>720929984
Have had multiple threesomes with and without my gf
> essentially fucked and came in another female ppussy while my gf watched
I will be doing it again

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>>720929984
It used to be fucking this bitch. Turns out everyone in the Chicagoland area has had their turn.

>>720932524
you fucked a girl with tattoos, short hair, and that much makeup, and you were surprised to find out that she was a whore?

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Fucked a friend's life-long crush after telling him I wouldn't. When he found out, we got him to do a threesome where I fucked her in front of him, then him in front of her. Made him beg for my dick. Pic related: how I felt afterwords.

>>720929984
Fucking my GF's sister, while my GF was watching.
Getting a double BJ from my GF and her sister.
Threesome with my GF and her two year younger female friend.

Man that girl was crazy... Too bad she was a bitch too.

>>720932981
What's it like conquering a girl you know a inferior dude wants?

>>720931722
I got chlamydia once, but that's it. Married, two kids now. I had a good run stag, but once you're in your 30s it gets kinda skeevy poaching college girls, and I'm not a PTA gigolo.

>2009
>dating this 8/10 cutie. butterface as fuck
>skip school (Im a junior shes a sohpomore
>take the bus to the downtown library (top floor was for "teens" and had vidya and cool speaker chairs n shit)
>bump into this 10/10 yellowbone goddess
>starts flirting with me HARDCORE in front of gf (GF mad as fuck)
>YB asks me questions like "Have you ever had sex with a stranger before?"
>diamonds.jpg
>Convince gf to go to school because because
>Find an event room that was empty
>Fuck the living hell out of this yellow bone.
>Cum in her. hard
>basically had a side chick for a month
>yb moved away
>MFW yb didnt get pregnant
>MFW gf couldnt prove shit

(Dont worry gf was a manipulative cunt anyway. blah)

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cucked gf with another girl, she was tied up and had no idea it was about to happen when I tied her up. Other girl came over and we fucked in front of and on top of her

One of a couple to choose from. Fucked two different girls in one night once. Another time I fucked a girl I know in her boyfriend's bed. Slightly less impressive, fucked another different girl I know and her boyfriend plays on my hockey team so I see him often. He doesn't know and I always kek when I see him

>>720930732
>Still kissless virgin though

/b/: The Post

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Paid a Polish girl in Berlin for sex. I was nervous as fuck, the dick sucking was alright even with a condom, but giving her the rest of my money to fuck her missionary was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. I felt nothing. Nothing!

It's not my alpha sexual moment. It's my only sexual moment.

>>720929984
I had an unplanned orgy at a sex club in Toronto at 1pm on a Tuesday in summer 2015 with a 22 year old miss Canada model I was dating at the time. I had met her at the hotel I was working at which was hosting the pageant and she lived with me for a couple weeks before going back to her home town. That day we had planned to go to the museum and ended up walking past the sex club and just went in

>>720933094
Well, she wasn't particularly hard to get, still felt alpha as fuck, despite being borderline beta.
It was way more satisfying showing him who was the superior male.
With my dick.

>>720929984

> in my mid 20's
> working with insufferable twat
> he's married but they are on the verge of seperating
> the list of loathing for this guy is a thread in itself
> strike up conversation with his wife on fb
> they go on a break
> fuck his wife
> wait until he is having a particularly shit day at work
> send him pics from a troll account of my cock inside his wife
> he is visibly on the edge.. Just needs a little push
> "hey man.. You don't look so good."
> "fuck. off."
> "and that attitude is why your wife fucked me faggot."
> dude looses his shit.. Starts smashing things wants to fight me
> got ejected by the supervisor.. And fired by HR
> become legendary asshole at work
> That's how an alpha handles a prat

>>720929984
Fucked a girl, then a week later fucked her sister. Watched them have a fight in a club when they found out. Sadly it's been all down hill since then.

>>720929984

fucked 2 girls at the same time...

fucked 2 different girls on the same day...(not together)

>>720933209
El good girlo

Depends on your definition of "alpha".

I've taken 3 virginities, 2 anal virginities (one being my current gf, who I got from "nope. never. exit only" to cumming from anal alone), given many girls their first orgasm (they'd always stop when it got too intense), been the first to get my current gf to cum from penetration alone, got her into a bunch of stuff she never thought she'd like before.

Alternatively, I once stopped at an ex's house and fucked her, then went home where my then-gf gave me a blowjob and I almost lost it when she said my dick tasted funny.

>>720929984
Slithering out of my mother's cunt.

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>>720929984
A guy and girl I went to high school with were dating all throughout high school and ended up living in the same dorm as me in college. He was a ginger wiener who Chadded out hard freshman year, but he was still just a skinny ginger wiener wearing polos now instead of tshirts. His girlfriend was a witchy anime/gamer girl who was a 7/10 but had horrible self-confidence.

I barely knew them in high school, but we never really hung out. Chadwick was in the marching band and had band practice from 4-6 three days a week.

Ended up banging his girlfriend during every single marching band practice that year. She made fun of his "gonzo nose dick" all the time. He had no idea. He ended up marrying her. I am friends with both of them on facebook. I still get a chub whenever I hear a drumline.

>>720932524
>>720932907
"Whore" implies that she is getting paid. She's an independent woman who fucks around for attention, not money.

>>720933923
What's it like taking a virginitiy? Must be amazing knowing they will always remember their first.

>>720934047
you're right, she's lower than a whore.

>>720932981
Went through something very similar
>be senior in high school
>best friend's been crushing on some girl for two years
>he's pretty good looking but a complete beta and sort of an ass
>I've been pretty good friends with crush since elementary school
>best friend would constantly ask if I liked her or if I was trying anything
>always said no, I really didn't like her
>fucked her a year later multiple times throughout a period of 5 months and then again a year later

I never told him but he found out when crush told him cause they started talking.
Then a year later they broke up, I fucked crush, and they got back together. He stopped talking to me and they've been together since

>>720934094
well the first was my virginity as well, so that was of course hilariously brief but also mind-blowing. it's a funny story on its own if you're interested

The other two weren't much special either.
The first girl wanted to do it but said it hurt too much, I didn't even achieve full penetration let alone cum. She cried afterwards, but the next day we pushed through the pain and then fucked all day so that was better.

The last one was real timid, the sex itself wasn't anything great but the best part of taking a virginity is you teach them to do everything the way you like it.

>>720929984

I've fucked over 130 women in the last 15yrs...its gotta be in there somewhere...

>>720932907

Sums up my ex gf.

>>720934388
yeah, gotta look for those red flags for low self-esteem. Because chances are, those aren't the only things they're doing because of it.

I fucked OP's mom

>>720932907
wish i could go back to 18 year old me and staple this post to his forehead

>>720934497

Fuck I hear that.

>>720934379

Rape does not count.

>>720934628
not that it's always a bad thing. those chicks are often crazy in bed. another side-effect of low self esteem is they'll often let you do anything, or they're into really kinky degrading shit because of it. as long as you know that going into it you're fine

They say don't stick your dick in crazy, but it's so damn good...just gotta have an escape plan

>>720930953
Different guy, but... had a few girls eat my ass... used to love it... they'd be tossing my salad and licking my nuts... cum in their hair, or mouth, then go down on em till I could fuck em in the ass... The single life was grand.

fucked a girl in the back of my truck, sent her into gas station to get powerade, ditched her. 5 am

>>720929984

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying there testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindles.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 8 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.
If you roll trips, you get a gf

>>720934350
So the last one is basically all your preferences? That must be a great fuck.

>>720929984
I kissed a girl on the lips.

>>720929984
Dunno if it counts as "alpha", I don't think about such things, but I once got a blowjob off a girls mom about half an hour after I'd fucked her daughter. Which is hot, even if its not alpha.

>>720934833

This is spot on. She was nuts in the bedroom, willing to do anything, but my bedroom wasn't the only one she was doing it in. Red flag one should have been her crying when she had orgasms. Fucking weirdest thing I've seen.

>>720934867
Amazing. Would you be kind enough to share the story of the best rimjob you've gotten? Assplay is so hot.

me and my mate banged two japanese teenage girls when we went to a dnb festival last summer.

shit was cash

>>720934965
>Numales nofap
kek

>>720934744

whats more alpha than rape?

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A month or two ago my GF messaged me that she was super fucking horny and needed the D, but unfortunately we were both busy at the time. So a few hours later she finally swings by and I'm ready to park my beef bus in tuna town and she says that that isn't really in the mood anymore. I try a few more times that evening but she just didn't want it. So after a few hours she was heading out and I told her that if she wanted it that this was her last chance. I was standing in the doorway and she was part way down the drive way under and umbrella in the rain. According to her the look that I gave her when I asked her the last time "Made me shiver and got me wet because you looked so dominant and commanding" or something to that effect.
Either way it was a pretty cool moment and she jogged back inside and basically jumped on me. It seemed like some shit out of a fucking movie.

>>720929984
I had a 3 way in college once; but both me and the two girls were really drunk and none of us could really remember what happened, just that it happened.

>>720933241
was your gf pissed?

>>720933776

you're a faggot, shut the fuck up

>>720935070
exactly. when i got with her she had barely even kissed a guy before. So I taught her everything how I liked it.
She sucks cock how I like, including swallowing every time. She learned my favorite sex positions. She'd let me fuck her ass whenever I wanted (didn't enjoy it much though)

Honestly even with all that though she wasn't that great; she had no ideas of her own, no sexual "personality" in the bedroom. She was completely passive (which is very different from submissive)

My current gf is infinitely better in bed.

Fucking my ex was really nice actualy, I do miss that. This girl wasn't the smartest around but she had big tits and big ass and a cute face.

>>720933001
I want to believe

>>720929984
Fucking my mother-in-law.

>>720935087
yup fucking alpha

>>720935409
We have been in 3somes before, so no. I think it gave her a new cuck fetish though, she asks me when I'm going to fuck another girl in front of her again quite often.

Funny thing was, that day, neither of them knew what was going to happen until the one girl walked into the room with the other hog tied.

>>720932981
You cheeky dick-waffle.

>>720935305
Rape isn't alpha idiot

>>720929984
fucked 4 different girls in a period of 3 days.

>>720935225
Hrmm. one of the best had to be a girl I was serious with... she surprised me one night while we were watching TV. went from spooning on the couch watching TV to necking. Suddenly she hops up, pulls me up to standing, strips me off while fisting my cock. I tried to talk a little, but was shushed like a librarian; she was trying to domme a little. She positions my hands on the wall up at head level, me facing he wall. she goes on her knees behind me and eats my hole for about five minutes, true rusty trombone shit. I can't lie, I couldn't take much more than that, it was jsut such a euphoric moment. So I said as much, and she turned me around, and we screwed on the floor. I wish I could say the whole thing lasted hours, but it was about 15 minutes, tops. And that's fine, it was such an out of character move for her, took it to a whole new place.
I had another girl who loved to eat my ass out ,would beg for it, and did it incredibly, but it was a regular thing for us.

My favorite giving was MILF I was dating. She hadn't been rimmed since before her marriage, she came to it, then again while touching herself. after that, rule was one climax from the hole, one from the clit, then one for me.

>>720933920

La buena chicka, dumbass.

how to be more alpha? im not bad looking, just not smooth, i never know what to do when i know girls are into me? just be like hey want to go fuck?

>>720936021
Awkward

>>720935457
Still, that's so hot knowing you've trained a girl to perfectly please your cock. What's so better about your gf?

>>720929984
Fucking other boys in the ass

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>tfw never had alpha moments
>just strictly monogamous relationships for me, lads
Oh well. Feels like I wasted some of my youth tbh

>>720935882
>I had another girl who loved to eat my ass out ,would beg for it, and did it incredibly, but it was a regular thing for us.
That sounds even hotter fam. Having the girl be submissive when massaging your asshole has to give an ego boost.

Lol pounded this guys girlfriend for half an hour. Dropped her off at a train station to go on a date with him. Picked her up at the train station after they had dinner and fucked her in my dorm 5 minutes later.

>Getting a blow job in the back seat of a car while a cop car was 100 feet away and no one else around.

>fucking inside an office at work several times in a row for 2 months during my lunch break.

>making my ex cum 3 times in 1 fuck session and feeling her pussy wetter than a river on my cock every time she did. Then seeing her drenched in sweat after wards and she couldn't even move from the bed with a huge smile on her face.

>fucking a women on her ex husband bed before the divorce was finalized and making her cum twice then hearing her admit that she had never cum like that before.

>waking up at 3am and realizing that my chic is sucking my dick balls deep because she is horny and wants me to wake up and fuck her.

>>720936970
What's it feel like knowing you can use her as a fucktoy when the bf has to jump through hoops and dates?

>>720936662
It's great, I agree. But you can see that the girl who decides to go outside her comfort zone and surprise you might feel hotter for other reasons. In my case, I felt more emotional connection to her because she did this thing for me, which she wouldn't normally do. She did do it a few times more, but in those situations, it was less spontaneous. The whole thing ,not jsut the rimming ,was about her jsut deciding to get me off, which makes it different, it wasn't a more 'normal' mutual pleasuring situation.

But as you say, there's something else hot about the girl who wants to taste your ass, even sweaty as hell. She came over one summer day, knowing I'd be mowing the lawn, and ate my hole after that. I was sweaty as hell... she also took my piss on her tits and puss, but wasn't into tasting/drinking. And I wasn't going to push, because I already had a ton of fun going.

fucked my step mom when dad was at work
she told me the next day that my dad licked her out on the same evening and she didnt wash before

>>720937421
Absolutely empowering fucking her. I would destroy her. And she looked so innocent. I turned her out. I was a savage back then. Wanna kik?

>Have a party with my best bud
>my gf and a couple other chicks invited.
>he strikes out.
>GF is so loaded, she takes us both on
>she down sucking us both
>time to fuck
>she looks him dead in the eye and says, you get my mouth you gotta a little dick
>he stays virgin till college..

>>720929984
Fucking my ex's new boyfriend to prove how much of a beta fag he is

>>720935508
Same boat here. We broke up this month, 6 years old relationship. Hugs bro.

>>720937609
Sure, please post kik.

Fucked a cops wife
she had me finish in her mouth
he came home
right after i blew in her throat
gives her a big wet kiss
tastes my cum
laughs as he walks away..
turns out they played this game alot.

>>720937947
Jagstang500

>>720930732
FUCKING KEK

>>720937028
THREE WHOLE TIMES, ANON.

NO WAY.

THREE?

3?!!?!?

Dude.

Call me when you get to double digits, faggot.

>>720929984
Had my wife massage my shoulders while I drank a beer and watched football with her lovely cooking on my lap.

It doesn't get better than that gents.

i had a three way with two 19 year old girls when i was a sophomore in college

they both called me daddy, let me fuck them raw, and begged for me to cum all over them

honestly tho looking back it was pretty ratchet

>>720933923
do you want to list any other accomplishments, you fucking faggot?

Fucking my wife and finger banging our girlfriend while they kiss

>alpha
>sexual experience

;_;

>>720930218
lucky bastard.

>>720938141
You jelly /b/ro?

Don't worry, eventually you'll make a women cum... But we all understand if all you have right now are just your hands.

>>720929984
Being told by a drunk grill that I am not ugly.

New GF
kids are still at home
lets go park in the field anon
get in back of truck
skirt up, panties down, legs up
poundtown.exe
oh anon.. something wierd happening..
shes fucking soaking wet now
oh.. oh... oh...
overdrive pounding now
oh fuck anon..
i pull out to see her first real squirt ever...
after that we fucked on a plastic sheet..
unless it was at the gloryhole,, thats another story..

>>720930953
She was pretty broken already, her father left her, her mother seduced her boyfriend and got pregnant from him, she loved and yet hated what her brother represented, her mother's treason. I had her suck my cock after i fucked her ass.

>>720929984
First time getting a blowjob:

>be freshman in high school
>girl asks me to comment on her myspace pic
>i say 'suck my dick'
>she says 'drag your ass over here lol'
>steal security golf cart and drive to the next neighborhood over
> shes at a friends house (twins)
>casually asks if the twins want to join as a joke
>they agree
>climb through bedroom window
>get dick sucked by 3 girls at the same time
>didnt comment on her myspace pics

>>720938341
How old were you? Did you have both of them worship your cock?

>be friends with a couple
>leave a party after we all got drunk
>on our way home (same direction) in the middle of the night
>suddenly have urge to piss
>go behind bushes and piss
>girl follows me, looks at my dick while I piss
>"wow its so huge"
>her bf follows too
>she pulls out her bfs dick right enxt to me and starts sucking it
>then she switches to suck my cock
>bf is like "stop it" but she just shhh'd him while she sucked me and jerked him
>we end up spitroasting her, me fucking her from behind and she sucks him off
>he clearly hated it, but she loved it
>made her cum and squirt in her pulled down panties
>he drags her away before I could finish

wasnt friends with him anymore, but she came over the following week and jumped on my dick

>>720929984
GF moaned while having sex that my cock was like having a Coke bottle inside her

>>720938784

i was 20. they were super horny the whole time so pretty much ya.

a girl once told me she swallows but she doesn't like it
we weren't dating or anything just friends, it kinda surprised me

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I killed fiddy men

I've been waiting to see if a 3 way will ever happen. Wife has smoking hot friends, who are always giving little hints towards it. Sadly, I don't think it's in the cards.

>>720930479
and then you woke up and back to reality

>>720939361
hav u brought it up to wife ? what does she say? what do fiends say that makes u think theyre into it?

>Have been the only one to get my first gf to come ever. We've been broken up for 5 years. She's been around.

>Turned a lesbian bi. Made her come 20 times in one night. Her words. I think that anything over 8 is unlikely, anything above 12 is bullshit.

>Gave a fucking slut her second best fuck ever. 8 orgasms on the first try. Her best fuck was her boyfriend of a couple of years and it was during her period so she was more sensitive, so no biggie. This didn't seem to matter much to her, because I cucked him multiple times during winter break. This became obvious to him when she literally stopped having sex with him to answer one of my phone calls. Feels good, mang.

>I did the Patrick Bateman Mirror Flex thing from American Psycho while I fucked a girl and she loved it.

>Fucked a girl who is in a strict polyamorous relationship and she preferred me. I literally cucked two dudes at once.

>Got sucked off by my ex-gf and her cousin and blew a load all over her cousin.

>Three years ago, I failed at fucking my best female friend because my dick didn't work. She dismissed me as a man and essentially said any sexual tension between us was gone and she wouldn't try that again. I beta orbitted her hardCORE since then. I recently became jacked, got the balls to challenge her to a fuck, she accepted. Fucked and sucked the ever living fuck out of her, she got feelings and then I broke her heart back. I didn't go into it with that intention, but it kinda feels... good.

>I fucked an entire group of female friends.

>>720930732
You should've put her pants down, spread her asshole, insert your nose right into the anus, take a big snort of it and perform the old sniffaroo.

>>720938673
See>>720939716

>>720929984
Fucking my friends girlfriend whilst he's asleep in the same room when I was 16. He's on the bed. I'm on the spare foldout bed in the corner. Me and her had to silence each other so as not to make so much noise.

>>720933776
Lol I'd come back with a 357 and smoke you in front of the all the rest of the pencil pushing beta fags you work with.

>>720930732
kek a girl grabbed my ass in high school after I finished my shower after my rugby training. I grabbed hers in response. She slapped me then kissed me. Ended up fucking in the girls locker room with her friend keeping watch at the door.

Good times.

>cute girl at work
>lives with her bf
>her and I flirt a lot
>she's a sub, I'm a Dom
>spend time at work choking / slapping her daily for a few weeks
>finally gets a chance to come by my place after work
>fucking her doggie
>randomly shove two fingers in her ass
>work them in and tell her I'm going to fuck her ass
>good anal ficking ensues
>tell her to beg to cum in her ass
>she says it a few times before I finally cum

Felt good.

>>720940098
Was her bf dom too or did she come to you because she needed someone actually alpha?

>>720939687

Brought it up a couple times, but she changes the subject. She has one friend that has flat out said she'd love to be part of it. My wife blew it off as it being her way of being funny. The way she was was staring at my wife's tits, it didn't seem to be a joke.

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>>720929984
Maintaining a triad relationship for the last year.

Had sex.
I only have 1 experience to share.
We fucked and it's possible that my roommates heard. I didn't care that much lmao

>be me
>27 years old, arrogant, loner, mysanthrope, /lit/tard, working on second novel
>be fairly good looking but can't stand people/people often can't stand me, so don't get laid much, except by artsy weird chicks
>gf out of town for a month, haven't fucked in a month, alone in town with no friends
>finally decide to go to club and try to break my celibacy
>shower, get dressed, look sharp, look in mirror, nottoobad.jpg
>feeling a little confident, smoke cigarette as I walk to the club
>be at club, lone wolf, surrounded by bunch of party sluts and bros. No girl that really catches my eye or that I think would really even get with me
>be close to closing time
>go to bar to get another drink, notice cute petite girl standing next to me. she looks totally hipster, bored, annoyed look on her face
>ask her how she's doing, make some small talk, she doesn't look like she's from around here
>says she's artist, from LA, here for the weekend with her two friends.
>introduces me to two friends, both pretty cute artsy types too
>tell them I'm a writer, they seem intrigued
>ask if they wanna smoke some weed, say I have some at home not too far away, could meet them at their hotel
>they say they are down.
>club closes, we smoke cigs outside and talk a bit more. cute petite chick has boyfriend back in LA, friends are single
>part ways, agree to call them when I'm outside their hotel with the weed
>as soon as they are out of sight I start running home
>get home grab weed, grab bike, haul ass to their hotel which is about 10 mins away (I live downtown)
>cute friend is sitting on bench outside the hotel waiting for me
>she takes me to their hotel room. Nice room
>chick with bf is there, they open some bottles of wine, we get to smoking and drinking
>one of the friends falls asleep, rest of the night is me, girl with bf, and cute friend who met me outside of hotel
>talk about life and shit for a couple hours, on balcony, laughing, flirting
>start making out with both

>>720939716
What's it like cucking a dude nevermind two?

So there was this girl, fat ass, nice face.

She was into me, we got drunk and fucked on streets near to some ghetto at night. This nigger just came onto us with a knife while we were fuckin. I managed to scare him off for a few seconds I literally charged him. The girl took our stuff from the floor and ran after the charge I turned and starting running one of my hand holding the girl, the other holding my pants and belt.

Anons how do I fuck my teacher?

>>720940496
damn thats too bad man, my gf does the same thing when i bring it up.. I pressured her into having a threesome with me and a girl when we first started dating but now that were solid, she isn't into it again. fml

>>720929984
My life is filled with horrible sexual moments, small dick etc etc

My wife is 5' filipina, we adore each other and I can get her off with my small dong

None of the other failures matter anymore, So my most alpha moment (for me) is having a wonderful wife and healthy sex life

beta I know, but Im happy

>>720940814
romantic

>>720940503
who's in it and who fucks who and how?

>>720940923
suck his dick

Talked my girlfriend's best friend into showing me her tits

>>720940679
continue...

I was 24 my then GF (now my wife) had a male friend of hers over. He had a crush on her friend and he got my GF to suggest we all get together and drink. He hoped some alcohols would loosen her up.

A few hour into us drinking and playing pool on the grarage pool table and she is making out with my GF and at some point she told my GF that she liked me. Fast forward to another hour or so later and I have them both in bed.... her friend literally stayed outside our bedroom door listening the whole time. About a week later my GF told me he wrote a poem about listening to us fucking....... weird as fuck

>>720939985
Yeah I'm so alpha to use muh big American gun to kill people

>>720940367
No her bf was just an ass hole who would beat her.

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>>720940978
Wife, GF, Husband (me). Free for all, can fuck either at will, wife and GF fuck as they please with one another (more so because I can't keep up with them anyhow, so I just dip in as is convenient for me, I'm old (35), no teenage perma-boners for me) Red wife, Freckles GF.

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>fuck my gfs best friend at a party
>Fuck her a couple of times even though she's in a poly-relationship with 2 guys.
>fucking my gf and her best friend
>fucking a random chick at a hotel I met an event, tells me I have the biggest dick she's ever fucked. (although to me it seems mostly average)
>fucking 2 girls I met while studying; met the, again after a couple of years. Fuck them both separately several times. Both ask me not to tell the other because they know the other one's into me. BOSS
>

>>720941313
You must've felt alpha as fuck having both of them pleasing you when there was another choice on the table.

>>720941487
thats my dream man, how did u hook this up ? how long has the wife been into this for? and how did u meet gf?

>>720929984
Mmm....

Fucked 5 times in one day once, my girfriend and I had a sex house-party

Plus I got some oral and a handjob

Same girl, still good fun

>>720929984
A girl orgasmed while she was riding me. My cock was balls deep on her ass and she came like a maniac. Fond memories of that girl, she enjoyed sex and was more than willing to try out new stuff.

Moved too far, and we decided to part ways. Still miss her sometimes. We didn't get to ropes and whips, but we were planning to play with them.

I cucked my wife with her best friend, in the same bed. It wasn't a kink or anything, but there was alcohol, and it just kind of happened. My wife later told me that she masturbated during, even though it upset her.

>>720941613
more or less......... when my wife popped out of the bedroom he was just sitting in front of the door.... had to suck buying the alcohol and thinking he was setting her friend up then ending up with nuthin.

>>720942268
What kind of stuff did you have the two girls do to you in bed? He probably listened to every moan, kek.

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>>720941646
Wife is Bi AF, has been her whole life. She met the GF at work, I checked the GF out, said she was G2G, wife invites over a couple times for dinner, get her number, txt her, tell her what we are looking for (bluntly), she is DTF, went on from there. Pic all three of us. Yes I look average AF, plain to the point of tedium I'd say, former army, so I guess the leftover above average body and charisma must have helped. IDK, maybe just got lucky.

>>720930538
i did this a bunch of times in college, my top for 24 hours was 3 girls, but did 2 regularly. tbh i still pull this shit sometimes even tho i have a really nice sweet beautiful gf bc i'm a piece of shit. only anon knows my secrets.

>>720930732
>Sniffed grill ass in HS
>Currently 30 and kissless virgin

You have successfully personified /b/. Well done sir.

>>720940679
>the three of us move to the bed
>girl with bf has amazing ass, start feeling her up
>cute friend is wearing short silk dress, reach under, no underwear
>dick is diamonds
>tell girl with bf that I wanna fuck the shit out of her
>tells me to fuck her now, says she's supper wet
>take off her clothes, put her on her hands and knees and make her suck my cock while I make out with cute friend
>feeling cute friends perky b-cup tits while girl with bf deep throats my cock
>realize this is one of the most cash moments I've had in a long time
>feelsgood.webm
>end up getting head from both of them and fucking the girl with the bf with no condom on, prone bone, feeling that nice firm ass, and cumming inside her cuz she said she was on the pill and wanted me to fill her up
>all three of us fall asleep on the bed around 5am
>wake up at 11am, both chicks asleep
>get dressed, they wake up to say good bye
>kissed them both goodbye
>bike home, shower
>skype with gf for an hour

>>720942567
Nice. Do you all sleep together in one bed, holding each other? That must be god like.

>>720934379
that's less than 10 girls a year it's not impressive at all

>>720942530
started with my GF coming at my cock from the left side and her friend at my ball from between my legs.... that went on for about 20 min or so with them swapping who was on cock duty and who was on balls. stopping and kissing every so often.

Then her friend pops back and my GF slide between my legs and starts going to town suckin on all fours, her friend slid under my GF and started going to town as well, I couldn't see what she was doing but it had my GF going nuts.....

about that point my GF can't keep her head on my cock anymore and they move to a 69, my wife pulling out her bullet vibe using it on her friend...... was like that for about 30-40 min with me moving around for views, letting one or the other suck or stroke me......

started off fucking her friend with my GF guiding me in, lots of switching up back and forth, whichever one wasn't receiving at the time was getting whatever action she could... basic shit pretty much

>>720942258
why was friend in bed?

>>720940814
made me lol/10

>>720930090
cant top this
everyone who disagrees is insecure beta cucks
/thread

>>720943388
We were staying at her house at a party. We all decided to lie down, and we were going to crash in her room anyways.

>>720942567
dude that's beautiful. lucky guy. congrats

>>720930090
Get out normie

>>720930538
damn... ive been proud to have fucked 3 different girls in 9 days.

You can't do anything more alpha than shoving your cock in a girls ass and pulling it out just to shove it down her throat

Feelsgoodman

>>720943250
Prefer to hold the GF in a triple spoon since she tends to run cold, GF tends to hold the Wife since she runs really hot. Works out making spoon fucking easy, then a quick swap depending on who wants the creampie or a turn. It all sounds like rainbows and unicorns I know, but it can be stupid challenging at times since they both synced up their periods. They get pissy at one another and I have to mediate the mostly hormonally driven spats. Gets more iffy if they fall out of sync since that means one is on PMS week and the other in ovulation week. So one really wants to fuck, the other can't fuck, either gets jelly, etc.

>>720943544
who made the first move? how did u know friend was into it? green text story

I fucked 2 highschoolers on my parents bed

At the same time.

>>720943559
Thank you. Wish I had this 17 years ago when a perma boner would have made getting them to just chill would have been really helpful heh. As it is now, the most beautiful thing that I can see is them just being lovely to one another.

I held a woman down underwater in a city park pond until she went unconscious. I had been messaging thousands of women around the area to meet up with me and wrestle somewhere discreet but in water that wasn't too deep. Whoever drowned the other one first wins. I finally found one who agreed to meet up and do it.

She put up one hell of a struggle but I got on top of her while she trashed until she stopped kicking. She spent the next few minutes coughing, we fucked on a blanket on the shore and never spoke again because her parents made her move halfway across the country after they found out she was hooking up with random guys online.

>>720929984
I went to the pub with my gf.I met this other girl i was fucking that summer and another girl who jerked me 2 nights before.We played some pool 2 against.The only girl didn't knew what was going on was my gf.
I felt alpha as fuck.

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My girlfriend was a lesbian before I met her. We started hanging out with this other girl, and she and my girlfriend started becoming really close - like best friends close. I admit, she was really cool, and we all seemed to get along great. Well, one day it comes out that the new friend used to be a lesbian too. Laughter and stories follow.

A little while later, we're all hanging out together at our apartment. They start talking, about what great friends they are, and how much fun it is to come over and drink and smoke weed together - and this girl kisses my girlfriend. It's a little one, like she could maybe explain it away. Well, there's this awkward pause for a minute, and this girl thinks she fucked up. She starts to apologize, but my girlfriend is looking at me like, 'what do you think about this?' and I give her a look like, 'yeah, lets do this.'

So my girlfriend puts her hand on the other girl's knee and tells her it's ok. Then, she starts to push her hand up the girl's thigh. I, who was watching TV up till then, turn and watch.

They get really into it with each other. REALLY into it. Honestly, for the first half hour I was starting to get worried, like I was gonna get cucked by this girl - so I get up and I walk over there. Without saying anything I sorta muscle my way in and I start sucking my girlfriend's breast with my hand between her legs. I see the girl working the other tit, and then it was on.

Honestly speaking, since this site is anonymous, I can say that the girl was hotter than my girlfriend. She was crazier, emotionally broken - and hotter.

But it was amazing. The hardest thing was... I couldn't nut with the other girl. That was like, the rule of keeping my girlfriend from getting jealous. I did it that first time, and there was hell to pay.

I thought this was gonna be a one-time thing, but it wasn't. It started happening whenever the girl came over, and then she started coming over more and more often.

>>720929984
I had a 6 girls birthday party ... my birthday party 40th

>>720934047
so an unpaid whore intern

>>720929984
cucked ex-girlfriend's new bf repeatedly. highlight of those experiences was getting gf off four times in 45 minutes. i'm pretty proud of that

>>720944431
Another

>Meet black girl in bar
>She's walking around and looks pissed
>When she finally sits down, sit down next to her but don't say anything
>She starts talking to me about how guys are dicks and she got stood up
>Start talking about how I wouldn't stand her up and how I'm looking to get laid (pretty drunk)
>We start talking, dance a little bit and a couple of people were warning me not to go home with her (one being the bartender)
>Whatever, getting my dick in
>We leave and she has a really nice car
>We go to this really nice luxury apartment
>She opens the door with a key but there's nothing inside, no electricity, no running water, no furniture or anything
>The only thing there is, is one room there's a bed and some clothes
>We have sex, I choke her until she's frantically panicking
>She wants me to do it again
>I continue to asphyxiate her while I fuck her with a thunderous fury
>Wake up on the mattress in the floor next to her
>She pukes on my clothes right beside the bed
>Walking home with puke covered clothes without a shirt
>A couple of weeks later, she was arrested for auto theft, breaking and entering, felonious assault and numerous other charges

I still wonder if she could've stabbed or mugged me in my sleep. Oh well, black bitch was bad.

>>720941487
cute!

>bored decide fuck it hire a escort to come over
>get lucky she's a qt even cuter than her pics
>put money for an hour on bedside table and we get in bed and start to have fun
>escort is amazing and seems to be super enjoying herself
>still fucking like crazy and the alarm on her phone goes off signalling my hour is up
>she says don't stop just ignore it"
>end up fucking for nearly 2 1/2 hours before finally blowing a massive load all over her tits
>she takes shower gets dressed and is about to leave when I notice money is still on table
>say "hey are you forgetting something" and point at money
>she comes over grabs money gives me a kiss and puts money into my hand
>says to me "that was amazing I should be paying you" and walks out the door

>>720944928
>>720944431
is there a reason you enjoy hurting women? always curious about people with those fetishes

>>720942567
Thank you for your service... to the fantasies of anons everywhere

>>720929984

couple of things :-

planned a weekend away, fucked a girl i hooked up with in hotel room friday night, saturday hooked up witha different girl and fucked her and used her as my coke table, railing lines off her tits, then on the third night met another girl id arranged a hook up with and fucked her in the hotel room. best part was for some reason the maids hadnt tidied up after no.2 so as i was railing chick no.3 i pushed her face into the bedding which the second girl had cum all over.

also had a girl who was super sexually submissive, loved being ordered around. made her walk around with buttplug in all day. only took it out to fuck her arse. she always insisted on being on top as i ploughed her ass but other than that she did anything i wanted.

>>720945230
I'll take, stories that totally happened for $500


This anon's sex was so mindblowing, more than all the other guys she's fucked, that she refused free money.

>>720929984
made out with 4 girls at the same time

>>720945230
Lol "2 1/2 hours" get thy shit and leave

>>720929984
Hooked up with two girls over a weekend from CL. One saturday, and one sunday. Not really an 'alpha' moment, per se. but I stand by that fun weekend.

>>720929984
I once talked to a girl

>>720929984
Not that you guys would believe because 'nothings true on the internet' but I once made someone else's girlfriend into a sorta personal sex slave. She'd come over to my house have sex (she was a bit kinky so there was a lot of choking and slapping) and then straight after I came she would get me some food, put on the TV and leave to go see her boyfriend. He never found out about this but it makes dinner parties at his place a bit awkward for me.

>>720945593
you're a dirty liar

Not sure if you can green text on mobile, never tried.

Be at wedding reception
All drinking
Flirting
Smell her pussy all evening
So turned on
All's good
Go to her apt
After party w friends
We go to her room
Mutual friend (guy) comes in
Makes out w wife's friend
Turned on
He leaves
Talk
Make out
Foreplay
Fuck

>>720945230
>alpha moment
>prostitutes

Took a coworker out on a date and as i was dropping her off at her place she pecked me on the lips and said good night. I said nah fuck that grabbed her by the waist spun her around and procceded to make out with her. We then fucked in her apartment. Glad i did that night couldve ended with me jerking it at home.

>>720945249
Small penis. Every time. Or daddy issues.

>>720944061
>>720945730
Also, I made the first move

>>720942770
Fuck are you me? Literally same everything! 3 girls in 1 day, awesome gf, cheat anyway.

>>720941487

Dude that's fucking amazing. You actually must be a pretty cool guy in a good relationship with your wife for this to work.

Fucked my wife in the kitchen while she made me a sammich.

A girl in a club kissed me on the cheek in front of her boyfriend.

I'm still a virgin though.

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>>720933896
I too fucked two girls at the same time. They were cantonese sisters

>>720929984
I'm a 23-year-old virgin so its hard to come up with one that's all that alpha lol...
But I had some pretty intense makeout sessions with my only gf. At one point she was kind of just grinding against my cock through our pants and told me she was about to cum. I'm not sure if she actually did or not, but I felt pretty sexually capable given that I got her close to orgasm with just that.

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>all these lads who cheated on their gf
Not judging myself, but it would get to me. Not like I could please another woman with just a 7" length and 4.2" girth dick tho. Sad frogs.

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>be me
>in long relationship with gf
>go on a nature trail with her near my college campus
>nobodyaround.jpg
>bend my girl over and start raw dogging her
>"what are you doing?!stop anon someone might see us!"
>get her on her knees to suck my cock
>says she doesn't want me to come on her
>grab her and cum in her mouth
>she gets all mad and spits my cum on the grass
>zip up and go to my next class
>feel good the entire time I'm in class

Much fun. Pic related, it's her

>>720948865
If you were sexually capable you wouldn't be a virgin at 23 bro. Sorry to break it to you

>>720949488
She's looks pretty hideous...

>>720934965
Wtf is with this no fap bullshit

The only thing I could agree is it's a fake sense of endorphin release.

Nofap after 1 week highest testosterone
No fap after 2 + weeks testosterone falls

>>720949682
Maybe I'm sexually capable but aesthetically and/or socially handicapped..?

>>720949488

Not alpha, you'd be more alpha if you fucked a cow in a pen

>>720930732

You're a wizard, Harry.

>>720929984
If we only knew what we now know http://traineddog.club

>>720937646
Your gf is total scum

>>720950067
It's the social thing. Pleasing a woman is great but it's actually also not a big deal. But dude. At 23, you need to work on that. Like, actually work on it. Before it becomes something you just accept as your life. Fuck that nonsense

>>720949915
She's a chubby cutie and I had to censor her face for reasons. I figure chubby threads would like this story more

>>720950087
>Implying you've ever fucked anything

>>720950470
>>720937646
This is hysterical. And RUTHLESS

>>720943273

Seriously.

Less than 1 per month.

Shameful.

fuck im a 20 yo+ virgin with a small dick
fuck
I'm not scared of girls I just don't have any friends or anything
how the fuck am I supposed to get close to a female?

>>720950610
How?

>>720950949
Quit being a faggot and talk to one. They aren't strange beings from another universe. Beta faggots like you are fucking ridiculous

>>720929984
having 2 girls fighting over me and doing them both with them knowing it. they didn't like it but they couldn't get enough ... good times
dayum guys I need to resume sports ..

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>>720947199
I am. Not trying to sound all tough guy about myself, but I know what I bring to the table over all. She says that is something that made her fall in love with me. As for the triad, that really depends entirely on her. I was down for that kind of thing from the start as many men would be in general. But for it to work, she would be the final say so. She and I are pragmatic enough to understand that chances are that our younger GF will most likely make a stupid choice at some point and that will force us to end the relationship. Just the way it goes. I am sure it will hurt us both, she more than I (PTSD from OIF 09-10, emotionally blunted). Last pic, going to enjoy my rum. After shower, just before bed (hence the facial cream on freckles' right eyebrow.

>>720938774
was she important to you emotionally? or just a fuck toy, and used her because she was that way?

>>720951131
I talk to girls all the time but only about boring shit like school cause I'm mad smart. How the fuck am I gonna get laid?

I snagged a kinky ass redhead off POF and made her cum by standing on her throat with my boots on

>>720951029
It seems strange but almost anything can be learned from A) Books and B) Practice. I was really Beta along time too. Sure, I got lucky from time to time, but mostly because I'm pretty good looking and chicks were drunk. But I couldn't get the ones I really wanted. I was always that guy who femanons would say "Hey, I need to talk to you. How can I get with your friend?" Shit killed me. I got sick of it. And I started reading. I reada book called "The Game" By Neil Strauss. It's one of the cautionary tales about the perils of misusing power. But dude, it changed how I saw women, how I saw myself. And I used it as a spring board to reform myself. I've still got work to do, but I'm great with women now. I changed myself for the better and it was worth it. You can too. Grow a pair and do something about what you know is wrong with yourself.

>>720932265
was your gf always a cuckquean? or how do you evolve this thing of relationship? always wanted to speak about it with my gf, but she doesnt want it and refuses

In college, I went to math tutoring for 2 weeks before I asked a hot tutor out.
> call over hot tutor
> show her an equation I'm working on
> "there's something wrong with my digits, can I have yours?"
> it fucking worked.

>>720951379
>boring shit like school
>I'm mad smart

There's your problem dumbass.

>>720951750
lmfao I usually just get blackout drunk jack off to scat porn when I like a girl

>>720951928
>school is more exciting than sex
what the actual fuck

>>720952010
Me too, that's why I'm still amazed it worked, event 10 years later.

>>720945802
attaboy

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>>720933464
you're already better than 1/2 of /b/

>>720929984
every moment of my life loser.

>>720935882
>>ate my hole
you fuckin make me sick

>>720929984
Don't know how to green text so I'll keep it simple:

22 years old, graduated college and moved to Los Angeles. Crashed at a friends place for a month, but then needed to find my own place. Found on craigslist a 34 year old divorced hot Asian woman that needed a roommate. She was a gold digger, and was dating some old 50+ year old lawyer.

One night our neighbors across the hall were having a small party (simple drinks and games and whatever). Whole apartment complex went. Drank with the woman and her old ass boyfriend. She went back to our apartment complex alone, where I went back too. Caught her changing and walked in. She was turned on and we fucked. We both then went back to the party.

We continued to fuck all the time (she was a cougar). Her boyfriend had no idea, but I made her get us tickets to sporting events and stuff like that from her old ass boyfriend. Was pretty awesome.

>>720932981
"friend"

>>720933923
I know who you are.

>>720933923
Code red! Man Down!

>>720935762
>doesn't understand dominance

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fucked a straight 9/10 girl in freshman year until she was pretty much my bitch. always felt kinda bad about how i treated her like an object when in reality she was really cool as a person. eventually she fucked me and my buddys dick at the same time when we were 16...thats how destroyed she was. the story got out and i went from 0-100 in popularity overnight lmao people didnt even care how fucked it was.

/b/ wouldn't believe it so whatevs.

>>720929984
Had a threesome with my fiancee and her best friend. Trying to set up another one soon for my birthday.

>Manager is this uptight bitch 25 year old new hire. Me 32, weirdo loser who's been here way to fucking long.. She can't hack it and is about to quit work after like 2 months.

>She seems kind of sad. I don't blame her. The job is very demanding and frankly could pay better offer any sort of benefits.

>Be nice to her. Offer to buy her coffee on last day.

>I'm breaking up with a crazy bitch at the time still with her technically.

>Last shift together.

>Text message in italiano that she needs to fuck my brains out. What could else I do?

>We fuck like two wild animals.

>She leaves the job. I end up taking over her old job as supervisor.

>It's super fucking easy cause I'm a man. That's why.

>Now we are in relationship. Dumped crazy She is absolutely desperate to marry my ass despite now having a better job than I.

>TLDR - I literally became the boss.

Had a FWB that had a date with a dude one night.

Managed to keep her at her place and fucked her half the damn night.

Her phone rang a few times. Kek.

I still a virgin but I do have a story

>be me
>browsing omegle
>just got home from school and feeling really horny
>browsing for ten minutes
>come across this petite asian girl
>she doesnt skip me, so i figure why not
>we talk for a little bit
>find out she's 15 (im 16)
>shes from california, im from new jersey
>it starts to get awkward
>she then asks me if I want to play Truth or Dare
>hellyeah.jpg
>at first we do a few truths, like virginity
>apparently we are both horny virgins
>by now you should know where this is going
>we start doing dares
>i strip down completely first
>she wants the D
>I get her stripped down to her underwear
>dare her to stand up
>natural 8/10
>dare her to strip completely
>my dick was diamonds
>we then basically jerked off to each other for 20 minutes
>when we finished, we exchanged instagrams and agreed to do it again later

An thats how I got an online fuckbuddy

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Was still fucking around with my ex when I met my current gf. While she was at work I went to visit my ex for a shag. After fucking her raw I drove home just in time for my gf to come home horny and fuck her raw without washing my wang. Pic related, my ex.

Back in college my girlfriend and I had a really close female best friend. We fucking hated her boyfriend at the time and after a shitload of drink at a party she walked in on us fucking. She was about to leave until my girlfriend told her to close the door and come in. Long story short they made out and sucked each other's tits while I finger fucked my girlfriend and ate out our friend while her boyfriend was downstairs. It's been over ten years now and I still jerk off to the thought.

>>720929984

this one time at bandcamp I played with this chick's flute.

When I was 16 in high school I had a threeway with my girlfriend and a friend of hers. I didn't fuck her friend, only my girlfriend. Me and her friend only did oral together. They both tasted really good, but her friend hadn't shaved her pussy. Even with the bush it was good.

can you be alpha if ur not good looking

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I have two. Both happened about ten years ago with my first gf

>sophomore in hs
>winter time, so we are running track inside
>gf stays after for an art project
>purposely run out of the loop and meet her in the art room
>teacher left, gave her the keys
>we lock the door, pull the blinds
>sexy time
>about to nut
>she pulls out and points my cock towards her painting
>I cover the canvas
>she mixes it with some gesso
>mfw the teacher had the painting up on display
>mfw it was the front display of their art show later that year

>>720929984
Came on /b/
Called someone a fag

>>720956882
legend

choked gf til she turned bright red, you really feel powerful knowing you could kill a bitch if you wanted to

>>720956974
Fag

>>720929984
Rape. Girlfriend started crying about something stupid and saying "no, no, no," I said "yes." Doggy style.

bumper

>>720957643

why would she cry? Didn't she like sticking it in your pooper?

I fingered a chick against her will at a house party. She was practically falling down drunk and I pulled her into a closet. I had her jeans unzipped and down at her knees before she knew what was going on. I fingered her through her panties for a minute. She struggled and tried to get away but didn't make any noise. She had a bad grimace on her face and a tear near the end but she still didn't make any noise. It was hot. I'm going to try it again.

Masturbating while talking about Warhammer 40k with a trap on chaturbate.

Fucking my wife, her BFF and the bff's sister in law all at the same time!

>>720929984
>had a party at my house
>first time hosting a sesh
>turns out I was in beast mode, everyone had a great time, one of the best party of the year
>feel good about myself, no social anxiety, drunk as fuck, noone left too soon, shit was cash
>girls keep coming up to me and talking, having a few laughs
>feel like an alpha
>one chick in particular shows interest, almost got it on
>friend cucks me and says he needs to talk to me
>quickly think of what to do
>it was his birthday that day so I'd feel bad not to go talk to him
>had to leave her on her own
>by the end of the night I was just too rekt to do anything, it was like 5 in the morning
>everyone was going home
>missed my chance with the girl
>at least got a killer party out of it with major self esteem boost
may not be too 'sexual' but it was pretty fucking close, I was on top of my game that night

start dating this girl. Go on trip to thailand with her. Go to hooker bar and pressure her to fuck a hooker with me. We bring this girl back to hotel and they 69 while I fuck my gf from behind, pull out and cum in hookers mouth. They go to have a shower and hook up more.. Was awesome! but gf won't do it again. Now 4 years later and still trying to repeat a 3some but maybe its different once she has feelings for me . any advice on how to make it happen again?

>>720939198
Underrated post.

Fingering my sister

I mean.. my gf was a conservative virgin when I met her. I have now turned her into my little 5'3 105lb filipino sex kitten. Yesterday we watched Anime, ate cookies, and fucked all afternoon. Friday she says she is down to do the same.

I don't know what is more alpha than finding your dream woman and turning her into your little plaything.

>>720960655
>5'3 105lb
deebly goncerned

>>720935087
props anon bro

Hot tub party with friends
Everyone ends naked later in the evening.
Two females end up in a bed making out.
Naked, jumped in bed between them.
One brunette, one half white half Mexican.
Ended up with one riding my cock and
one riding my face, they switched off.
Ended up cumming in both of their mouths.

>>720953539
tough nuts, beta. it was great.

>>720960655
>fucked all afternoon
Good man. Good memories of my ex. We'd spend whole weekends laid up fucking. I'd fuck her until her entire apartment smelled.

>>720960816
she's short and light as a feather. 21 years old. We both had next to zero relationship/sexual experience when we first met. I had been sick for 6 years and she had only lived in US for ~4-5.
Her weight ranges a lot. She's gone from 115->120->110->105. We have been having sex and working out a ton together so its w/e.

I do miss her cute tubby belly though.. it was legit cute AF.
>>720961316
That is essentially what we did yesterday. We watch netflix while I fuck her then she fucks me while we watch netflix then we take a break or go get food then come back and fuck some more. Classes started again and we can't do it as much since I want her to do better in school. Its hard, but gotta be disciplined and get good grades. I just turned down 4-5 hours of fucking tomorrow so I could study and see her on the weekend. Being responsible blows..

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>>720929984
>Junior year of High school
>A choirboy
>Have a girl with AJ Applegate size ass
>Face is 8.0
>wouldfuck.axx
>Last performance of the school year
>Hot day
>She tells to go to her place and bring condoms...
>Instead go to 7/11 because new flavor of mountain dew
>mfw haven't had sex with sophomore year of high school
>mfw in sophomore year of college

>>720951928
strike up a deal with one of them. tell them you'll trade tutoring for discreet fun because you want them to teach you. even if its a lie, eventually one of them will be into it or thinks its cute.

>>720929984
Had anal sex with my first girlfriend.

>Thought spit made good lube.

>She promised me that she would do it as punishment for some shit she did that pissed me off

She did not enjoy it and had tears in her eyes.

>I pulled her hair up and told her to look into the mirror (since we were doing it standing up in the bathroom, I was 15 At the time)

>Came buckets (she actually thought it was cool having cum leak out her ass)

>>720961571
>light as 105 lbs of feathers
FTFY

>>720932981
so you're a faggot.

>>720961727
It is cool to leak cum out of your ass

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I fucked a bitch with her head between my arms facedown imagine this gorilla is me and beneath should be some facedown thot. I also came inside.

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>>720929984
>What's your most alpha sexual moment /b/?

getting raped by a yandere with a stun gun

>Be me, 25
>At home with wife in middle of the day
>Decide we are gonna fuck; go grab her and bring her upstairs
>She starts asking me why are we going upstai...then figures it out
>Demand she suck my cock, she's smiling and enjoying
>Fuck her and she cums which triggers my cumming
>Have some afterglow cuddling and she is making out deeply with me
>Should be going flaccid right now but actually not; maintaining half a hard on
>Start thrusting into her again; figure it will just slip out anyway
>She starts lightly moaning as we kiss
>Fuck I'm getting hard, thrust harder
>End up fucking her again and same result - she cums then I bust again

First and only time I've done that. We talked about it for a few weeks after. Was hot as fuck.

>>720951197
Keep posting fool

>>720936388
she voted for hillary.

>>720933923
Got any tips for anal. My wife hates it, but told ne "exit only" when we started dating, too.

>>720934094
It sucks actually. Would not recommend.

Fucked my girlfriend goodbye as she went home for Christmas. Next night fucked my ex girlfriend for fun. Next night fucked a just s friend on Christmas night because we were bored and drunk. Three girls in three nights. No condoms.

>>720933464
Doesn't matter, had sex.

>>720945230
why lie on /b/ though LOL
Nigga thinks hes podric

>>720929984
I threw my gf into the bed, threw her leg over my shoulder, and pile-drove her till I filled her hole with my seed for the sole purpose of procreating god-like son.

Told my wife to suck a guy at a pool party, so she did. Told her later that night at a dance party to fuck a stranger, so she did.

>>720959130
Have fun in jail, Brock.

>>720962167
sauce

Please I want to play now