Political Compasses? Judge me. https://www.politicalcompass.org/

>>720925726
jesus fucking christ, this is longer than my SAT

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>>720925955
>Guns and weed but what's the point master race

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I always considered myself impartial, this just proves it.

>>720927592
I'm jealous. Wish I could be this impartial. It appears I'm slightly libertarian biased and I feel filthy

>>720925726
>inb4 the entire thread is muh centrists and libertarians

If you're not at the top-middle just bin your politics tobehonest

>>720927592
I'm just one ''klick'' left of you, even though my friends call me conservative and rightwing.. topkek

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I dont feel like ghandi

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>>720929156
But this is what i got

>>720929061
Only because they haven't had you answer a fuckton of questions that would place you at one side with some then at the other with the rest, only to end up in the middle.

https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=7.38&soc=-8.1

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Bout what I expected.

>>720929156
>>720929196

Almost every college aged person lands in the green.
The meme that 'all politicians are actually in the blue' is really shit.

It's shifted to the bottom left by like 3-4 squares.

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Idk how I feel about this.

>>720931057
cuck

>>720931270
this

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>>720931371
Well, time to be an hero.

>>720930831
hahaha
almost every politician is most definitely top right.
ffs, even Obama was top right.
the only ones i know who are not are the Bern (green) and Rand Paul (purple)

Georgia :/ adam

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anyone not in the purple has zero capability for logical thought.

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If you're not purple or blue you need to get into the helicopter.

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>>720931871
Don't make me start posting ancapballs.
You're better than the commies though, I'll give you that.

>>720931514
Yeah, no

Republicans generally aren't even that far economically, let alone on the authoritarian field. To even end up half-way on the authoritarian spectrum you have to give some answers that are pretty far out of accepter discourse
Go find Obama's positions, put them in that test, and see where he ends up.
Most Republicans would be near the center and most Democrats in the green.

But I guess you're leftwing yourself and you don't want to admit that you basically just enforce common opinion of the media popular culture.

>>720932212
>media popular culture.
media or popular culture

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>>720930257
Fuck I don't want to be LEFT BEHIND when when the new world order takes over.

>>720932326
You're redeemable. Go lurk /pol/ for a few weeks.

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Thought I'd be farther to the right than that honestly

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rational human being master race.

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>>720932212
you sure about that buddy?

>>720932511
It's actually kind of hard to move toward the right or toward authoritarianism because of the underlying assumptions of the questions.
>Would you be okay with neoliberal kikes destroying your country in the name of shekels
>"fuck no"
>ur a left-libertarian lol

>>720932648
>Trump is now Pinochet
Nice.

>>720932648
The entire point I mentioned it in the first place is that site displaying it like that, you retard.

>>720928893
Okay Hitler

I'm almost center libertarian left.

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Judge me

>>720932803
keep saying that to yourself buddy
the political spectrum in the US has moved so far to the right over the years that being only slightly right is seen as democrat.
Democrats =/= liberal, just less rightwing than republicans

>>720925955
Hmmmm I'm center Libertarian Left, yet I'm pro guns and weed.

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I believe it

>>720930831
Problem is im 13
Jk mods pls

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>>720933258
>third-worldists and marxists are now right-wing
Trump is two units away from being a fucking monarchist on this >>720932648 chart, you stupid faggot. Jesus fucking Christ you are a moron.

>>720932212

Lol, Your version of the political compass is skewed if you think that republicans are fucking centrists, you delusional twat.

>>720933258
What rightwing opinions could you possibly mean?

On social issues it's impossible to be right wing without the media firing up a storm and the establishment of both sides trying to take you down.
Even Trump, who on social issues isn't really right wing at all considering Bill Clinton was saying the same, is portrayed as literally Hitler.

On ecomonic issues, well, even Republicans are lobbying for socialised healthcare.
Obamacare is something the heritage foundation created, Obama merely just enforced it.

Consider that 80 to 90% of people said they didn't want blacks to be allowed to live in White neighbourdhoods in 1930. Do you really think social issues have moved right?
Consider that the US has a massive welfare system, most of which agreed to by Republicans. Do you really think economic issues have moved right?

What the hell do you think has moved right?

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>>720933818
Maybe they think it so that they can continue to believe they're anti-establishment.

Where would Lenin be?

>>720933692
[muffled helicopter blades in the distance]

>>720933751
Did Bill Maher tell you that the Russians are trying to distort and falsify the positions of Republicans?

>>720934161
Deep in the red, about four X units past >>720933692

>>720925726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaYy6NpV3Tk

>>720933640
nice strawman fag
and do you really wanna say that Trump isn't authoritarian as fuck?

>>720933818
the people have not moved right, but the policies have
think of a left wing idea like obama-care, which was in fact the republican idea against the left's single payer. Obama-care was proposed by both Bob Dole and Mitt Romney.

>>720934484
So what the fuck is your definition of right wing? Socialised healthcare is right wing?
You're saying that because the Republicans have moved way to the left on everything, they've actually moved right?

What has moved right?

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>>720934484
>nice strawman fag
It's not a strawman. The corner of quadrant I on the political compass is monarchism. According to you Trump has ambitions to literally become the God-Emperor.

The Overton window has shifted left since 1950, not right. You either believe what you do because you have no understanding of politics or history or because you desperately wish to believe that the left are still rebels and not the Cathedral that they used to hate.

>>720931057
Ello Gandhi

>>720932849
I think Hitler was a decent person but there are plenty of areas where he was wrong. Like calling germanic and slovenian people a different race.

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this is pretty accurate

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I've moved.

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>>720925726
Idk how accurate this is but I remember coming across it.

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>>720927913
No.

>>720925726
You want to be able to buy nukes with bitcoin.

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>>720935534
This one's better.

Post those ones that have 4 pictures of the same guy wearing different clothing, like the george costanza one etc.

>>720930419
i like you comrade

>>720930419
Mah comrade.

>>720936265
1488?

>>720936265
this seems pretty correct.
way better than the other "explanations"

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>>720929196
>>720930257
>>720930419
>>720931057
>>720931902
>>720932289
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>>720933692
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>>720935396
Absolutely disgusting.

>>720936581
its an epic nazi maymay

>>720936265
except 1984 is capitalism and not communism you western pig.

>>720936581
14 - "We must secure the existence of our people and a future for our children". Nationalist slogan.
88 - Heil Hitler. Optional, but it pads the number out pretty nicely.

>>720936581
14 = We must secure the existence of our people and a future for White children
88 = HH = Heil Hitler

Alternatively 88 words from Mein Kampf:
"What we must fight for is to safeguard the existence and reproduction of our race and our people, the sustenance of our children and the purity of our blood, the freedom and independence of the fatherland, so that our people may mature for the fulfillment of the mission allotted it by the creator of the universe. Every thought and every idea, every doctrine and all knowledge, must serve this purpose. And everything must be examined from this point of view and used or rejected according to its utility."

Alternatively again it's 88 precepts but almost nobody knows those

>>720936265
this on is guud, sgt Pilippino!

>>720936581
>>720936721
>>720936743
I thought it was referring to religious oligarchies or something, but that works too.

>>720935396
>>720936639
(I don't know why I'm in the red)

>>720936761
What a shitty writer.

>>720936721
...but it's socialism, tho

>>720936721
Orwell was actually criticizing specific variants of communism that he had kvetches with.
1984 is a shit book and would be better as a political treatise.

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>>720936903
The Stalag translation is better but no one's read that.

>>720936903
Hitler didn't write it actually, he narrated it to Hess as if he was giving a speech.
Mein Kampf is basically one long speech in text form.

And then German uses a lot more words than English which makes it seem even more longwinded.

>>720936944
not really

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>>720925726

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So, I was in the red, more to the left a few years ago.

>>720937420
My opinions haven't much changed since then. A bit I guess, but not that much.

>>720929061
Because nowadays if you believe in facts you're considered a racist sexist conservative.

>>720937420
and you'll move more to the right the more you realize the people on the left are all whiny faggots who want everything handed to them.

Don't have a finished one saved, but I always get anarcho capitalist on Spekr.

>>720937713
I mean, I knew that before too. My point was that I feel this test is pretty much bullshit.

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Grew up in socialist Sweden but expected to be more in the center

>>720931871
my friend!

>>720937713
About 2 years ago i was in the green bordering on purple. now i'm in the purple bordering on green.

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I guess i'm a not so extreme version of gandhi

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I thought I was more lefty

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other views are wrong. sorry.

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r8?

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nice

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master race

>>720938220
that's the way it goes friend.

>>720938292
>>720925726
We are practically the same person anon

>>720938331
you're a retard, sorry.

chances are you're a college student, which mean your opinon is meaningless.

purple wins.

>>720938441
Pretty sad I don't even label myself has libertarian anymore. I like the core values but fuck these sjws.

>>720938489
not a student. i'm just an intelligent working adult.

>>720938347
>being this neurotic
you are either female or a faggot.

I've done it a bunch of times before, so cba doing it again right now, but really far into the green quadrant.

That said, I'm not an SJW, and don't get on very well with my friends who are purist and aggressively attack others for not having their stance.

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>>720927592
>>720927864

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>>720929196
You're about as far away from Ghandi as Obama is from Rick Santorum. The place where you landed, is actually what I would call the Island of sanity in that political compass.

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I'm a moderate faggot

>>720937712
this

>>720938725
faggot in denial actually

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Greens please leave.

>>720936639
I'm disgusted in myself, I failed I'm sorry.

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>>720925726
anarchist

>>720932289
you need to be culled.

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I'm a centrist faggot

>>720939299
More like "muh safe space"

>>720938489
I'm a college student in the purple:(

>>720933258
modern conservative = classical liberal

>>720939590
impossible, all college students are literally pinko commies

>>720939221
'MURICAAAAAAAAAAA

>>720939504
nope. safe spaces are fucking for stupid people who cant handle difference of opinion. be whoever you want to be.

>>720939504
i cant force someone to believe anything other than what they personally want to believe, nor do i want to

>>720939681
I thought safe spaces were the room you're not supposed to call people niggers or faggots

>>720939299
>>720939681
You sir, is why I have faith in modern Anarchism

>>720939652
Not when you're in stem fields instead of gender studies

Thread is just a giant circle jerk of people shouting strawmen at each other

>>720940086
>not realizing this is what politics is

fucking cuck

>>720935139
you need to die, as well.

>>720939962
yup. all because i dont agree with someone, why should i force my position on anyone. makes you no better than the system. thats why i have a problem with antifa to an extent and alot of anarcho commies.

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lol am ghandi

>>720940086
STRAWMAN

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>>720925726
>https://www.politicalcompass.org/
Your Political Compass
Economic Left/Right: -4.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -6.72

Here's the funny thing, it says I'm a Liberal Left; but I hate SJWs and Feminazis because they have horrible logic. They spew so much shit they might as well call their mouths a second asshole.

I'm for free the people and all that, and fuck the corporations. But I'm not a wild ragey cunt that believes there's 72 gendurs and that nonsense. Also fuck organized religion aka islam, christianity, and judaism and their derivatives.

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>>720937506
Spekr version

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>>720940278
Attacking people and using the state against who don't agree with you isn't hypocritical because Hitler.
t. someone who has to listen to antifa's autistic screeching more often than he'd like

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Shitly edited map of my results from first year at uni

Fuck I'm mad deep in an echo chamber

>>720936581
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCiTcx9A2-4

>>720940587
you will have to excuse me, but is this critical of what i said or not?

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think this just said i was gay

>>720940837
I'm sympathizing with you.

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I don't give even the slightest shit about guns, though.

>>720941147
ah. yea. i always wonder. what would anti fa do when there is a power vacuum after the system is no more? the song subvert city by subhumans comes to mind https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0DxTPyh4gs

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>>720925726
I took another test on another site that let you choose a no opinion option and choose how important the issue is to you.

Political compass isn't accurate, the other test had me dead center

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What am I?

>>720941769
spineless

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>>720925726

>>720942098
kys dummy

>>720941913
>return of the bride of the hippie

>Our race has many superior qualities, compared with other races.
What do they mean? Race as in ethnicity or the human race?

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The test made me green even though I know I should be purple since I hate all leftist policies. The test is 100% made by a greenfag

>>720942780
you just failed. turnin your voter id card, its off to the retard ward for you.

>>720942853
>The test is 100% made by a greenfag
Proud leftist here. Agreed, questions are definitely created by a liberal.

>>720942064
I think of myself as conservative/ libertarian. Am I spineless due to I do not fall in a box but on the line?

>>720942965
Not even a US citizen, or native English speaker

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>>720941608

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If anyone could better explain my result I'd be extra keen like bees knees ye? Thx

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>>720942780
>What do they mean? Race as in ethnicity or the human race?

If they meant the human race, that would mean humans think they're superior to fucking aliens from fucking outer space. Do you REALLY think that's what they fucking meant?

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>>720944080

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>>720925726
Guns, weed and free fucking markets.

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Left libertarian reporting in. There's no master race in my sentence, of course.

>>720944247
I was easily able to rig this by choosing strongly disagree/agree to weigh my results toward the center.

This test is shit.

>>720944422
Fourth post today. Third dubs. Feels good man.

>>720944170
It means you are really purple since the guy who made the test was green and constructed the questions in a retarded way. You basically have to be Hitler to not get green.
Example question: You see a homeless man, what do you do?
A: Say Hi and give him a smile :)
B: Shank him to death

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>>720944422
>44422
>44646
And 2 full houses.

>>720944547
>able to manipulate test results with dishonest answers for test based on providing honest answers
>test is shit

>>720944417
Amen to purple. Liberate the people! Legal drugs and prostitution and fuck Affirmative action and other evil leftist ideas

>>720944547
https://www.politicalcompass.org/chart?ec=0.0&soc=-4.36
selecting strongly disagree to every question gets me this

>>720944689
>the abortion question
Yeah, it shouldn't ALWAYS be wrong outside of the health of the mother.

There are exceptions but the test desperately wants you to agree with the pro choice option.

>>720932849
Hitler was left authoritarian, you retard. Stalin was right authoritarian

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>>720945149
>Hitler was left authoritarian, you retard. Stalin was right authoritarian
No... no they were fucking not.

>>720944786
I used the same answers I picked before in my original pic but instead I choose strongly for certain answers.

They were still honest answers, it's shit because not choosing the strongly option should put me more center.

There really aught to be a "no opinion" option.

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>>720925726

>>720944689
Could you name someone or a party similar to my *adjusted* compass. I don't really follow politics that much but I'd like to know more about the people with similar views

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>>720945916
I see myself as purple and did a test

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>>720925726
Going towards Hitler, but that's okay

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This is mine.

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This test is weird if youre not from the US..

>>720946306
all the candidates were so bad

>>720946306
The compass says I'm left libertarian but my candidate would have been Trump?

>>720946538
Yeah, I hear Gary was rather dumb. And since this is america you never vote for the party, you vote for the person.

>>720936177
edgy kids seems about right

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Don't know what to do with this information.

>>720946446
HITLER

>>720939209
If you believe that ur a faggot

>>720946825
https://www.isidewith.com/elections/2016-presidential-quiz

Try the test yourself. I only agreed with 26% of what trump says according to the test

I got this score even though I have conservative beliefs like abortion is always immoral and should not be even remotely funded by the state. I also have reservations about homosexual couples raising children.

>>720947132
I took it like a month ago, said 63% for me.

>>720947339
It means that you are blue. The test is made by a libertarian and everybody gets a score that is AT LEAST 3 blocks more to the left then they should

>>720936177
>I just got into politics yesterday
No.

Should just be true neutral.

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>>720947427
Maybe it was the Russians?

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I am put here and I think it's accurate, but my friends call me a conservative at heart xD

>>720925726
That quiz is complete inacurate bullshit. I don't understand why it's so popular. You can't ever land on the right unless you try to fake results.

>>720947790
That means that your friends call themselves Social Justice Warriors

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>>720936177
Symmetry
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Thoughts?

>>720947939
The test is broken. Anyone sane will always get results close to >>720947790 unless they're a child who hasn't seen an outside world.

>>720946831
since this is america your vote for president only matters depending what state you are in.

>>720936534
>>720936480
Comrade? No, no, comrade is top left, bottom left is SJW, you are both faggots, true communism doesn't let you have as many rights as libertarian left would.

Use this site and compare results

http://www.gotoquiz.com/politics/political-spectrum-quiz.html

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>>720935534
>>720936177
>"this molotov will inspire social change"
>"all cops are pigs"
aight I guess

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Judge me.

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i can live with that.

>>720948666
Literally Hitler