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What cars does /B/ drive? Here is my 2,000hp 2002 Saab 9-3 Aero

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What cars does /B/ drive?

Here is my 2,000hp 2002 Saab 9-3 Aero with a 2 cylinder engine. Fart canon exhaust. Autozone groundkit. Ebay turbo from China.

I'll #REKT all you fags cars. V8 killer right here.
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More like 200hp
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i drive a corolla with an exhaust leak close to the front so when im stopped the cabin fills with exhaust unless i keep in on recirculate all the time which makes the windows fog up in the winter, so i have to keep turning on and off recirc and if i forget when im approaching a light then i might die
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I drive a 2003 crown vic. Front bumper fell off and has a rad leak but it's a good car for 356k miles
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08 Charger SXT

I paid $2k for it do idc
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>>720908988
Oh I only paid 500 bucks too lol
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Nobody on /b drives, faggot.
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>>720907856
>2k HP
>2cylinder engine
Wat?
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>>720908994
is it comfy? carbon monoxide corolla anon here
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>>720909169
yeah 1000 hp per cylinder easy

my push mower as 800 hp, all motor
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>>720907856
Why drive a car when I can pay someone to take me everywhere I want to go at a drop of a hat peasant
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>>720907856
What, so you have like 20 gears?
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>>720909370
why would it have 20 gears?
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>>720909286
>>720909126
>I don't need to drive when I ride the schoolbus
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>>720909169
it's called a meme you dip
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>>720909419
First of all no car from 2002 is running on 2 cylinders
Also,
>2,000 hp
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>>720909543
yeah but with a 2000 hp 2 cyl you dont need gears, it would be way faster with a cvt from a moped
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>>720907856
>2,000 hp
You're not even trying.
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>>720909286
Uber, eh?
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>>720909522
It's called a taxi moron, that thing you could easily afford if you had a job that had more to it other than eating the toenails of old Barbie dolls, bet you have 2 tooth brushes you mentally challenged roaster
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>>720909231 why u only pay 2k? whats with front?
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>>720909734
Nope, Uber doesn't really operate in the UK that much and even less in Scotland.
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2002 Supra
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>>720909634
What you fucking blabbering about?

>what is i8
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>>720909797
ahh you mean those things that the poor use to get around?

how quaint
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>>720909954
just change the springs and weights so it engages around 90,000 rpm, that saab will carry the front wheels everywhere it goes
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>>720909952
Twin turbo?
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>>720907856
>2 cylinder engine
>V8 killer
wat

Anyway, I drive a W12 engine with double turbo boost control injection, it's got about a triple charge so it really goes (even on those low KM's). The only bad part is that it doesn't have air conditioning, but that's OK because I live above the arctic circle so I rarely need it.

image familiar
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2002 Saturn Vue, front valve cover blew recently so I'm driving in my own smoke screen until the oil burns off.
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1973 Volvo 142.
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>>720907856
>saab
more like
>faag
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>>720909797
>Poor people use to get around
>Poor people
>Poor

Forgive me but wouldn't getting taxis around everywhere cost considerably more than owning a car and maintaining a car?
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>>720911047
if taxis cost that much more then why do taxis exist?
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>>720911150
ahh.. yes because poorfags cant afford to purchase an automobile
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>>720907856
Just a regular SAAB 93 Turbo
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>>720910753
Min neger!
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>>720907856
I actually do drive a real 2002 Saab 9-3. It has a four cylinder 2.0 litre engine.
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Bought this heinous looking Ninja 250R with 10k miles and title for $500 the other day. Runs fine just looks like a piece - fun bike.
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>>720911150
Suppose it really depends on how much you spend on taxis
>>720911047
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>>720910753
best car in this thread by far
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>>720909169
It's bait you stupid fuck.
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>>720911527
I'll gine you a grand for it right now.
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>>720909952
Why lie to anonymous NEETs on an anime picture forum?
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>>720910753

Built like tanks and make amazing rally cars.
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>>720911920

Do you even screenshot?
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1999 F-150 4x4

Bought when I was 16. Still kicking.
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>>720912011
Meh, the point still stands.
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>>720907856
2016 BRZ reporting
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>>720908896
It's probably gaskets near the header.
Solid stuff anon.
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>>720911527
You get it from a nigger?
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>>720911527
>>720911781
listen to these aftermarket pipes tho lmao
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