Trips get to decide Trump's next Executive Orders

>>720900944
Retire before his first month in office and then move to Saudi Arabia, and start a left wing media conglomerate that rivals Fox News in agenda-news, and profit off liberals.

>>720900944
release of ivana's nudes

Order 66

>>720900944

Every president with the name "Donald J. Trump" must an hero effective immediately.

Executes annoying liberals, annoying caught trying to evade the ban, and initiates a shoot to kill order on any illegal Mexican trying to cross the boarder illegally. Also every drinking fountain contains fruit punch.

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What would Trump have chosen?

>>720901688
Anyone*

>>720901725
To walk away from the nigger

>>720900944
no more merciful beheadings and cancel Christmas

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>>720901473

>>720900944
Absolutely drain the swamp

>>720901832
Fucken shit, reroll

Cerfew for niggers 5pm
Any nigger found niggering around after time will be shot in the face

>>720901856
Too quick, just like me and my reason to not have a gf, last reroll from me.

>>720901878
FUCKERINO DASSIT I'M OUTTIE

Launching a nuke with random coordinates entered

build wall

>>720900944
President must suicide along with any Nazi advisors he has.

Tear down the wall immediately after building it to further waste time and resources

>>720901688
Roll

>>720900944
>Trips get to decide Trump's next Executive Orders
Ban on 4chins

>>720901934
Banning this anon

>>720900944
Nuke Mexico

President must address nation with Bannon's dick in ass and resign

>>720900944
Cut taxes

>>720901859
Fixed**
Curfeded for night at niggerPM

Any nigger found niggering around after nigger will be niggerred in the nig

>>720901911
9/11 confirmed

Change retard units to metric system.

>>720900944
kill all jews

>>720901960
This

President and Bannon must eat eachother's intestines until both are dceased

>>720901934
Trump will sell you and your family to sandniggers for breeding and make anal rape
>fuck I can garuntee that trump bumps Coke and lurks /b/ he seems the type

>>720901911
Off by 800

Grabbing the pussy of any liberal is now legal.

Presidental medal awarded if it is a well known feminist

Stop people from trumpposting on /b/

Kills kushner and takes ivanka as a prize

open milania's pussy to the public on christmas day

Deny the holocaust ever happened

kill dem niggahs

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Reinstate slavery

>>720901345
They already have that, it's called CNN.

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>>720902048

>>720900944
Save western civilization from the kebab.

everyone has to shit on each other

>>720900944
denounce mexico
denounce china
declaration of friendship with russia
move troops to mexico border and build forts there
propose to embargo china on the next world congress
start building the wonder : the great american wall

>>720902113
yo dawg!

>>720902072
Woah never seen this before.

>>720901473
Rolling for this anon

>>720900944
Declare the Democratic Party a terrorist organization, strip citizenship of all registered democrats, and kill or deport them all

>>720902029
>for breeding and make anal rape
Trump's next executive order is to force you take English classes.

>>720902131
Wow, looks like I angered a /pol/tard.

btw

>>>/pol/

- Americans can no longer leave the country.
- Americans can only buy products made in America because America.
- Americans America, America.
- Trump supporters must drink gallon of bleach after 1 month of Trump residing in office.

*Sits back and watches country burns from the inside out REGARDLESS of executive orders but because they let a racist bigot have the keys to it all*

>>720902151
roll

>>720902125
CNN isn't as stupidly liberal as fox is conservative.

Also I don't think he owns it.

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>>720902256

>>720901832
This^

>>720902265
>*Sits back and watches country burns from the inside out REGARDLESS of executive orders because the whole country is divided into two and both sides claim a moral high ground so everyone simultaneously right and wrong.
FTFY

>>720902311
No, Bloomberg does. Just like virtually every other news network. They are just as bad.

>>720901688
rolling for this

>>720902265
Why ruin a good point with your opinion

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>>720902359

Ban all fake news

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*Ahem*
Trips, reporting for duty. Trump's next immediate action will be to ban all censored hentai.

Ban nuggers

>>720902339
Nice reddit-tier meme, /pol/tard. Are you anally frustrated because you can't completely turn /b/ into /pol/v.2?

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Ban memes

>>720902594
Hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahwwhahahshshdhhdhehvrjdpdodihhs

Satanic trips says he bans all vegans :^)

>>720900944
Test

>>720902666
HOLY SHIT

>>720902666
AAAHHHHH that felt good. :^>

>>720900944
Everyone is gay

>>720902666
Nice

>>720900944
Invade spain

Makes a law allowing every white male in the United States to be cucked by a thick BBC at least once

>>720901820
She must get her strong chin from her father...

>>720902666
The Devil Wins Again

>>720902666
Well shit, nice call

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>>720902666
Jesus Christ man

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>>720900944
Become Straya

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>>720902594

>>720902666
Wooooooooooooooop

>>720902666
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>720902249
>youre a homo
If dubs trump to make you kill

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>>720902638

>>720902848
Stay sad

constitutional carry throughout all states.

>>720902666
God bless :')

Good get there lucifer. Here, take my soul or some- oh no, I appear to have run out of souls...

>>720900944
free healthcare for everyone that can prove they are a citizen of the US. To get the freecare you must receive a mark on your hand

>>720902994
reroll

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>>720902594

>>720902994
Or maybe some sort of 9 digit number that we can give out to every person that is born or naturalized. I know, we'll call it a social security number!

>>720902666
Satan quit shitposting

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...they deleted (you's).
RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>720903089
I'm glad to see you have a method that helps you.

>>720903167
No fuck you

>>720903196
lol

>>720902897
No you

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>>720901820
He said Ivana, you pleb

>>720903409
What's a pleb ?
I don't understand murican slang

Send all niggers and Sjw's to the middle east with no chance of ever coming back.

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>>720900944

Deport all non-whites.

>>720903538
Nigger Satan already won'

Ban all them vegans tho

Kill all niggers

>>720903558
>no blacks no murders or Robberys
This will put hard working police officers out of work also ER staff and surgeons
Out of a job

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>>720900944
automatic immunity for police that shoot and kill

>>720903474
Plebian

ple·be·ian

pləˈbēən/

noun

1.

(in ancient Rome) a commoner.

adjective

1.

of or belonging to the commoners of ancient Rome.

>>720900944
Put jews in deathcamps

>>720900944
impose a travel ban on nations that opposed the previous travel ban

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>>720900944

KILL ALL THE NIGGERS.

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>>720903869
>Americans can no longer travel to NY, CA, MA etc.
I'm in support fuck those commie hell-holes


>mfw i'm in one right now

Moon Base funding

>>720902666

OH SHIT SATAN WILLS IT!

Off with their leafy heads.

>>720900944
Resignment.

>>720903474
Older than time itself fag.
You're a pleb if you don't know the word pleb

Schedules weekly ass rapings of Barron by all Cabinet members

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>>720900944

Jail all muslims.

>>720904166
Off by 500

>>720904112
*Public weekly ass rapings

A holy crusade against Muslims and the execution of Muslims in the us. Also invasion and retaking of Europe.

increase taxes on everyone earning less < 40k/year, however, all women will have taxes increased regardless of earning.

>>720904370
Roll

>>720900944

Repeal the 1989 machine gun ban. No wall needed, then.

>>720904282
I've never thought of that before. It would be pretty fucking badass if, ~250 years after becoming independent from, we overtook Britain.

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>>720900944
Make Hyperscat Day (August 1st) a national holiday.

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>>720904486
hughes amandment of 1986 you derp.

>>720901688
This

>>720904563

Yeah, that one.

>>720904563

Funnily enough, I haven't had a very good breakfast today, yet.

>>720904545
Reroll

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>>720904889

>>720904717
Not till nationwide CC reciprocity (or constitutional carry but there's like a 0% chance of libs letting that through), repeal of the NFA and dissolving of the ATF. Then we eat breakfast!

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Release all Trump family nudes.

>>720904545
Rerolla

The president must publicly try to suck his own dick in front of the white house with media called in every single day.

>>720900944
ban combovers

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He must declare her the one true waifu

>>720905045

The nigger did that for 8 years.

Mandatory annual penis days at school

>>720905221
>off by one
Shame... reroll?

>>720905221
Rollin

>>720900944
Outlaw Russia

>>720904100
This dose not help my situation retard
Luckily an anon who is not a prick has posted a reply

>>720903817
Thanks man

Obligatory pussygrab-day every first monday of the month

>>720905221
Roll

>>720900944
nuggas go back to Africa.

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>>720900944

ooga booga

Wrestle with Putin on WWE

>>720905221
Rerollin'

>>720906654
rerool

>>720900944
Go to war with Cyprus

>>720905221
Come on Lucky Trips...

>>720902666
the replys to this

4 years ago there would have been only one and it would be to call you out for using a script

4chan is dead, it died when we attracted media attention towards ourselves left

>>720905221
ROLL

i know it's a long shot, but it would be great if he was like fuck it, blue states are FFffired (with the whole 1/2 squinty eye - i wanna be a cowboy like your daddy look). i think that'd be just the fuckin best. then we can go back to being poor, uneducated, unhealthy, unspoken for coal miners. like the glory days.

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>>720900944
deport illegals

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>>720902072

>>720900944
final solution

>>720904962
hey, with enough $$$$ you can just walk right up and grab at her. her dad says it's fine. she's so beautiful, in fact, that he'd love to watch.

kill the jews

>>720901725
"expel all non-whites"

>>720908117
Why not blame the companies that exploit them for cheap labor instead of the government that is too dumb to enforce the law?

>>720901820
>pancake nips

Gross.

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>>720900944
Every politician is killed after his first term unless a 51% popular vote saves him. Politicians are allowed unlimited terms.

>>720902023
>implying they'd eat where their dicks been

>>720903196
Xiiiii...

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>>720902516

>>720908544
Because blaming others is the american way

>>720900944
Institutes the Prime Directive.

>>720910555
winrar

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>>720908544
>enforce the law
That's why Americans have voted in Trump to enforce the law!

kill all the jews

Enbargo Saudi oil and fast track the construction of Keystone XL pipeline.

>>720905221
what the fuck is this abomination

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>>720900944
gas the kikes

>>720900944
Resign and hand control over to Gary Johnson.

Glass the middle east.

>>720908523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axk1AHXOF7M

>>720908544
Apparently you're not following what Trump is doing. One part of the anti-ILLEGAL immigration is attacking the companies that hire illegal immigrants. Another part of that is is making it harder for them to enter the U.S.

It's pretty fucking straight forward.

Build a concentration camp for Muslims. No mixed race relationships. Gas Chambers to be re-introduced. I could go on...

>>720911345
>abomination
It's adorable, you faggot.

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Kill all niggers

>>720900944
build a "concentration" center of latin people...

oh great
it'll be: everyone will have to split niggers in half and carry vegetables in their cunts

Free sombreros for everybody.

everyone will get vitiligo

>>720913426
Mexico pays.

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>>720901539
this

bann swedes forever from entering the us and a

>>720913484
No one was doubting that.

>>720902119
>9fag

>>720900944

op is always a faggot

>>720902131
>what is science

this thread is gay

>>720900944
Executes order 66

legalize weed

>>720913830
roll for this

ban gays

make alcohol illegal, and make weed legal

force feed niggers bleach mixed with rat poison

>>720900944
Wearing socks with any type of sandal or flip flop is punishable by death by homoerotic asphyxiation.

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The worship of Kek is now mandatory

Help the black people get tickets back to Africa since they don't like it her any ways

>>720900944
nuke israel

>>720914250
Rolling for this

Also the day of the rope will become a weekly activity

>>720902125
Fox is a thousand times more extreme in their ideology. Also I dont know any liberals who watch CNN they watch BBC News/listen to NPR

>>720906979
this.

Fuck hilary the whore

Fuck niggers

Direct message to Flint, Michigan telling them that the border wall is more important than their clean drinking water

>>720914565
>I don't know any liberals who watch CNN, so there must be none

Sure, they just stay in business by sniffing their own farts all day or something, not by living, breathing viewers or anything.

That liberal "education" hard at work. kek

As a cost saving method for constructing the border wall we will be dismantling existing infrastructure and using the materials

assange guy is now the leader of a new intelligence agency called FBICIANATIONALTREASURE&therestofthatcrap that replaces FBI CIA homeland security etc. and also the ambassador of Sweden

mirrors are now called schlong-faced nigger tits holders

>>720915455
>>720915565
both of these

Nuke the middle east

>>720900944
illegal to be black

>>720915664
Fucking shit, nuke it

Shotgun to self : Cheeto dust explosion

municipal water is replaced with russian whore piss and dennis rodman is the minister of cuckoldry

only dick cheese can be used in mac & cheese

im 90% of posts here
fuck

>>720915839
This

The democrat party shall be officially, and permanently, disbanded.

>>720900944

All casinos licenses are invalidated unless the operation is based in a Trump/Psion hotel.

Nobody is allowed to masturbate ever again, under penalty of death

Banning women from wearing pants