Flying to Japan soon for a few weeks. How do I knock up the locals?

>>720895945
You should have learned that in health class...

>>720895945

rape.

>>720895945
tell them if you knock them up they get an american visa

>>720895945
put benis in begina until seben splodes :DDDDD

This thread again?
OP, if you don't get laid in your own country, you probably won't get laid in Japan either. They don't like ugly dudes, either.
Faggots think it's nonstop anime and tentacle porn. Couldn't be more wrong.

>>720896251
Is the little slanty eyed micro penis man scared?
They love white blokes, they squeal like pigs when you are fucking them.

>>720896402
I'm a white dude, you dumb fuck. Got plenty of pussy in Japan. Difference is, I also get plenty in the US.
Your pathetic ass has to fly across the world just to feel like your dick is average size.
You're a loser in your home country, you'll still be a loser in Japan.

>>720896548
Have you knocked up any?

>>720896402
this. love the way they whimper and moan

>>720896548
You Americunts are hilarious. Obese cunts thinking they are the greatest on the planet.
The Japs fucking hate you.

>>720897486
kek, no they don't

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>>720895945
That you OP?

>>720897486
They loved my cock, though.
Go back to jerking off to pikachu.

If you'll be in Tokyo there's a couple of blowjob bars that allow westerners. I went almost every day I was there.

>>720897486
naa they just hate europoors

>>720897713
where and how old are the people who work there

Why for you want impregnate a Jappo?

>>720897822
It's my fetish.

There is a bar chain called "Hub". Tons of them in every city. Just go to one of those.

If you can't manage to pick up a girl there, just kill yourself.

>>720897923
>going to british pubs in japan

>>720897558
They do, come to think of it most of the world hate the Americans.

>>720897923
Are those the clubs where the gaijin hunters go? I heard that all white guys have to do there is stand there and girls will hit on them?

>>720897985
i'm ashamed to be from there because of trump now

i can just tell people i'm canadian or swedish

>>720897993
Not really a club, just the McDonald's of drinking establishments in Japan. But yeah, basically if you can't pull a girl from a Hub you have no hope.

it's funny cause it's true.

>>720895945
just go up to any local and say me love you long time

>>720897985
Good.

>>720898079
Can you provide more specifics of what it's like inside one? I've never been to Japan.

I want some Japan babies and Chinese babies.

>>720898198
Uhhhhh... it's a bar. There's a counter with people behind it.
They're called "bartenders."
Above them are some bottles of liquor and in front of them are taps for beer.
These provide alcoholic beverages for your consumption.
In the bar will be other patrons.
Some of them will be Japanese girls frothing at the gash for white sausage.
There are also tables and maybe chairs, as well as campy British footy decorations and a couple of TVs playing sports.
Does that help?

>>720898348
What kind of ages are the girls in there usually?
Is it OK to go there alone?

>>720898414
>What kind of ages are the girls in there usually?
Mostly 20s, some dirty thirties, a few moldy forties.
>Is it OK to go there alone?
Fuck, I forgot how autistic /b/ is.

>>720898510
why so old

>>720896548

Lol, so you're saying you're a poor base monkey. You get all the low tier puss while regular white tourists don't even have to try to get anything.

Japanese girls fantasize about white guys just as much as white guys do about them. If you actually knew what you were doing you'd know that.

>>720898044

Yeah but nobody will believe you.

Way to vote trump in though. How about owning up to what happened in your own country and trying to make it better?

>>720898510

Rofl ikr.

Sounds like the dude should just go straight to the cho.

>>720898709
why wouldn't they believe me?

and i didn't vote trump in

>>720895945
You nut inside them

>>720895945
tinder. literally is so easy, i could not believe it. if you're white they all want to meet up

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>>720897985
Nah. They hate America...
There is a difference.

>>720898983
Is it easy to get them into bed after meeting them on Tinder?

>>720895945
Japancupiddotcom
Say you're here on some kind of working sponsorship. If they think they'll have a chance of getting a partner they'll keep fucking you to try and keep you

>>720895945
the last time I checked, guys cannot get pregnant OP

>>720898637
Not only do you have no idea what you're talking about, you don't make sense.
Just because you fantasize about your favorite anime girl coming to life and loving you, you're not an expert on Japan.
Fucking loser ass weebos.

>>720899169
Seriously. I love my waifus as much as the next guy, but get real. Nobody's going to worship your tiny cock because you're white.

>>720898637
This might be true but it's not that simple. It's like saying all girls love blacks just because they have a big cock.
Japanese women are very socially driven. Even the lowest jap girls on the ladder will need to see something from you in terms of a future before they'll go near you. Other than that you can fuck the sluts but they'll be after more hunky looking guys

>>720899375
MOAR

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>>720895945

take this guy with you

>>720899073
yes just rent a airbnb and invite them to come over

>>720899658
Did you impregnate any?

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>>720895945

>>720895945
be anything other than Asian

>>720899955
How to change locations? I don't want to pay

>>720899955
moar

>>720900175
bump

Visited many times, my japanese is minimal and I've found it one of the most difficult countries to get good ones. The shit sluts at the foreigner bars are easy enough but you'd be settling for second best.

if asians are subhuman, are happa less or more human? at what percentage white would you consider them to have a 'soul'?

>>720900085
Use 'Fake GPS'

>>720899742
i couldnt even fit my dicke in half of them