Hey can I talk to someone? This just happened about 30 minutes

I don't know maybe call the fuckin' popo

>>720884371
I could do that but I feel like they wouldn't believe me especially since I did all this walking on a path where there is no walking allowed.

>>720884210
Yeah, call the cops so it will be known it was self defense before the bastard tries to lie and say you attacked him.

Also, get a car, much safer.

>>720884476
Oh they'll believe you when a guy needing 50 stitches shows up the the ER.

>>720884210
If you have a gun (unlikely because you live in California), keep it with you for about a month. (Or as long as you think you'll need to). He shouldn't feel the need to waste a whole month looking for you. (As long as you take an alternate path)

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>>720884210
>not greentexting

here have this bump and fuck off until you learn how to format your shit better you newfaggot double nigger

then maybe I'll have a read

>>720884210
What county OP? Cali fag here too

Ventura county, anon.

You guys are right. I was just very scared. I'm never doing that again. It's 12:30, would it be too late to call the cops or should I wait til tomorrow? There's no alternate path. at least a walkable path. my body feels numb in fear.

>>720884594
I could do that but I didn't get to see his face or anything. this is what I mean by when I say that I think the cops won't believe me.

>>720884886
Cops don't work past midnight. Have to wait till 9am tomorrow morning.

>>720884371
I agree maybe you can tell the police where you were assaulted and hope these weird fags are still there. Doubtful though becoz of the stabbing incident you mentioned

Update: So I will be telling authorities when I am able to. I didn't get to see his face so I feel like composite sketches are of no use here. I am just rightened because I felt like I was gonna get killed. my heart is still beating fast and I've already been home for like an hour..

This is why you need an AR-15. Oh wait you're in faggoty california where no guns are allowed so I guess your fucked.

>>720884210
Best solution is to get naked and stroke your cock.. no one wants to fight a man with a hard-on!

I could've been killed. I ain't laughing

>>720885407
Yeah, he should have strapped his AR-15 to his back like he ws in fallout 3 you stupid faggot

>>720885407
Yeah because I'll have an AR 15 on me for work

>>720885707
21
Work @ cvs
I hate it

I can't sleep because of this horrible incident. My knees ache and I'm shaking

>>720885407
When the Democrats finally get back in power those will be illegal. JS.

>>720885913
Um, what the actual fuck happened? Why did someone grab you? What happened to your glasses?

>>720885943
lol

>>720885972
Please read it over. I always assaulted by a stranger in the dark.!

>>720885913
get over it fag

this is the problem with californian men, you have no balls.

>>720886112
Please explain how you would handle this then tough guy?

>>720886239
exactly the same way you would have, but I wouldn't be on a filipino flip book website being a fucking bitch about it

the first time I was jumped was in the 5th grade for my fucking iPod nano. get over it.

You had your work apron on old mate is gonna fuck you up anon. He could be in the shop just watching you and you will never know cus your a blind pleb

>>720884210
lmfao I had smtg like this happen earlier, OP you fucked up. Never maim someone and run, that pisses them off, I had a rican a few months back, the scenario escalated out of my control, he wanted to fight in the snow, I played, but hahaha he got butthurt n got his gun. Idk all I can say OP, gotta make your stabs fatal fast with a rough jerking motion.. Neck neck, arm pit, idk. organs... you can't hurt someone and run away and expect, that to be that. you might be better off running back and finishing what you started, I'd suggest robbin the fella even if you don't want it, take everything he has and throw it in a trash can no ones gonna look. make sure you get the shoes... I like to cut the laces and leave em next to the vic it rly gaurentees the homeless did it vibe.

>>720886361
Nobody is available to hear about this right now so I want people's opinions. It ain't a competition buddy

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>>720886536
you don't need to talk to anyone though. the dude isn't going to do shit even if he does find you and you're just being a little bitch.

>>720886361
>a filipino flip book website b
wow you sure are a weirdo faggot

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>>720886626
idk if someone stabbed me in their work apron, you could bet my ass I'd be lookin for them.

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Go about your day normally, carry an actual knife and a bright ass mag-light. Take the same route, if the cuck shows himself again, flash that motherfucker and draw your knife. Be ready, be steady, and beckon him to fight you and threaten to kill. Chances are the little faggot wont come back again.

Laff at americans and their guns. You're all such bitches. Over here in aus we just beat cunts down. Have this whole 1 punch death thing going on cus we are such beasts, peoples heads splitting open when they hit the ground shits heroic

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>>720886636

>Being this new

>>720886101
Fuck you faggot. A bunch of your story doesn't make any fucking sense. Why were there 10 cars "oddly parked?" What the fuck does that have to do with the dude who jumped you?
I know you're a millennial dipshit but speak English.

He'll never find you. No point calling the cops if you actually stabbed him good.

All I know is that he had a bright orange sweater on. I didn't stop to see his face.. my knees are killing me from all the running

>>720886688
Wrong. Dont use a torch will fuck your night vision big mistake

>>720886692
All you do in Oz is fuck Kangaroos. You can't even get Sheilas to talk to you.

>>720884210
you're the little shit that stabbed. im gonna get you four-eyes

ill be waiting on the freeway...

>>720886724
Shut the fuck up. NOBODY refers to this place like that. Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you Fuck you

If your apron has your workplace or name on it, I'd probably take a few days off or quit.

>>720886814
Haha credit where credits due good call.

>>720886844
As soon as I fuck this goat. I'll be there 4 eyes.

>>720886772
There were around ten cars parked on a side where they shouldn't be is what he meant

>>720886724
>Being
>B
CAP B
YOU CAP THE B ON A GREEN TEXT
HOLY SHIT A ANIMU POSTER
HOLY NIGGER TITS
HOLY NEW FAG

>>720886692
>heroic
I lost

>>720886692
Australians are just about as pussy as British fags. You live on an inhospitable slave island. You fail.

>>720886924
What the fuck does that have to do with him getting jumped? Was it a redneck bonfire party or what?

>>720886803
Well what the fuck do you think the torch is doing to the perp. He's way worse off than you.

>>720886984
It's not an Island. It's a Continental Land Mass you Trump Humping Git.

>>720886969
How was Brexit. Or are you a 'different' europoor.

>>720886986
No you idiot I walked through there and it was just very sketchy. I felt like someone was in one of those cars ready to grab someone. I couldn't go around it or anything because it was a busy road

>>720886984
Grew up on inhospitable island and im a pussy? Go back to your obesity crisis you diabetic spastic. Any aussie will fucken drop any amerifag any day any where

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>>720884210

Yeah most people that just got cut by a box knife yells "i'll find you". This is either a scooby doo episode or OP is literally Nancy Drew, because your vagina is showing. faggotry at it's finest.

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>>720885566

>>720887038
Call your island whatever you want.

>>720886855
y u so mad retard

>>720887258
>retard
Nobody refers to /b/ as a "filapino" anything you fucking faggot fuck.
Poast cock. Now. We will r8 it.

Thank you for those who took the time to read about this incident. I wonder what would have happened if I didn't start running

>>720887319
the guy just did, and you sperged about it
retard

>>720887202
Box knifes can actually seriously hurt someone if used properly

>>720887159
Don't lump yourself in with the tough aussies. You had to respond to defend your pussy anon self because you're an insecure cunt

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I would just boldly go on with my life OP. No sense in letting some Bandit deter you, especially since you've got him good. Maybe equip yourself better than next time, get yourself some spray or a taser or something. Or a Knoife

>>720887442
Will do. Is it legal to own a taser?

>>720887430
I am the "tough aussies" genius

>>720884886
definitely call the cops and explain the situation. or this will haunt you forever

>>720884987
if you tell them where the incident happened they will probably find the guy if you stabbed him pretty bad

>>720887350
it was a bunch of cucks having their wives dogging, doing a wife-sharing experience, they'd invite you to fuck some of their flabby saggy old whores, but instead you stabbed a cuck
you could have lost your virginity there, but hey, at least you stabbed a cuck

>>720887421
I'll shit on you faggot
shut the fuck up

>>720887509
yes

>>720885555
quads is a pussy

>>720887529
No. No you're not. A tough person doesn't have to validate his toughness to anonymous internet strangers.

>>720886361
this guy lives with his mom and has never fought anyone

>>720887529
"tough aussies" dont browse /b/

>>720887638
yeah, shit on my dick, faggot

>>720887697
Thanks for your input dr phil

>>720886692
this is amazing

>>720885555
But you lived so you could achieve quads. God and moot were looking over you tonight anon.

>>720884210
you sound like a victim but you had balls with the butter knife, I believe you should buy a better knife and pass through the same path tomorrow.

>>720887770
You're welcome, tough guy.

>>720887769
fuck you triggered faggot
Clinton was supposed to win
not Trump