What's the whitest thing you've ever done, /b/?

>>720882980
Secure a bank loan, with minimum fuss.

>>720882980
Not getting a ticket or shot after being pulled over

Took a big black dick.

>>720883268
kek but true

>>720882980
Eaten pussy while the bitch was on her period.

>>720882980
Your mom

>>720882980
Got a job

bought starbucks for my boyfriend on a rainy day and listened to Coldplay

>>720882980
Define White?

White as in American/British or White as in Aussie/Kiwi?

Because I scared away a curious tiger shark whilst fishing by throwing a crushed can of Great Northern at it. I figure that's a white Aussie sort of thing.

Enjoyed missionary with my socks on

>>720883691
Did you hit it?

Build civilisation

>>720882980
Paid my credit card bill in full and on time.

Went through an semi-emo-pseudo-intellectual phase

>>720883766
Yes, on the back. I was pissed as unless you're fishing for sharks (which we weren't) the fish go off the bight. They sometimes do a circle to check out the boat and go deeper and snag your fish if you hook them and will follow you around all day, meaning no fish. I wasn't having a bar of it and looked for something to scon the cunt with and went with the crushed beer can. Was surprised when it worked.

>>720883513
Fagot alert

Graduated High School

>>720883974
Damn, you ARE white. So, what, is great northern like the Aussie PBR or something?

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>>720884129
It's the most reasonable beer if you're heading out with mates. Not too expensive and not shit like other mass produced beer. It's becoming more popular here due to that.

>>720884129
not that guy, but VB would be the closest thing to PBR socio-economically and culturally.

but Great Northern is a mid-strength that's gotten popularity recently. easy to drink. inoffensive taste. cheap.

i finished school and got a job

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>>720882980
Stabbed a "Rican" infront of Fedex last december. was a really bad scenario... I guess he was just an uber driver having a bad day, ha tho srs if you have a bad day, don't wave guns at ppl. Ya get stabbed in the throat. Genuinely wasn't even racially motivated, the nig just had to much pride n attacked me.

>>720882980
Added to a wikipedia article.

>>720884381
Pretty much this. It's my got to for fishing now.

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fapped to topanga on boy meets world using mayo as lube

Been pulled over 4 times, not once gotten a ticket

>>720882980
I once ate a whole tub of frozen cool whip.

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I just did my taxes a couple hours ago.

And then I activated my Personal Wellness Account card from my work to pay for some doctors' appointments and shit.

Pay taxes

>>720885129
looks like the stickers they use here in oregon for legal weed

I spent $1500 soundproofing my garage so I could listen to Pearl Jam and Weezer albums after midnight at an inappropriate level so I won't inconvenience my neighbors.

Driving drunk, let off with a warning. Try that one Tyrone

>>720882980
Got in fist fight with friend at a bar over which Warcraft is better

>>720882980

Complain.

sometimes i let my dog lick my penis if she's a good girl

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>>720883425

I don't know what I have but I know I haven't been targeted by police.

Started going into opiate withdrawal but then my friend came through. Sux...

>>720882980
be a total dick to someone for no reason.

>>720884047
It's only gay if you say I love you and you mean it

>>720882980
Throw my own farts back into my face before taking a shit.

Thats my cousin

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>>720884333
>>720884333
Nice trips also u like crownies lager??

Jerked off with my sisters shit

>>720882980
swim in shit

Spent 5 hours coming up with something funny to say that sounds like an embellishment of a stereotype about the kinds of things white people do. Gave up.

>>720883270
/thread

>>720885918
Kek

>>720885129
what keyboard is that

creampied a black chick and called her oreos, then took her out to laugh at anti-trump protest

>>720882980
Who is she OP?

>>720882980
Pulled over with a gun on me, speeding 25 over. No ticket, no warning.

>>720886567
Nicole Fox. Her only appearance is on Bangbus.

Took a walk with my wife and our dog.

>>720882980

bought my first home on a conventional loan with only putting 7% down due to my extraordinary credit rating.

>>720883268
try being white. works 10/10

>>720885756
Ha didn't notice. Yeah I like crownies, but they're more of a enjoy over the BBQ beer than a fishing beer. Just like a good on tap beer is anything James Squires, but barring that it's a Toohey's New or Boags Draft. After mowing the lawn beer is always a good hoppy Indian Pale Ale.

Shiraz for the steak, Cab Sauv or Blend for drinking with friends, Pinot Noir for the arvo, Merlot for a cold night, Chardy for the seafood, Moscato for the missus and Bubbly if I want to convince her for a good no-holds-barred root. I figure like most Aussies I'm a bit versatile when it comes to my drinking.

>>720882980
I take responsibility.

>>720882980

Had a cop see my open carry a revolver and not stop to talk to me. But I saw him look at it as he slowly drove by. Fuck I'm glad I'm white.

>>720882980
pay taxes

>>720885756
depends on the strength of the glue

Fapped to wife taking big black pen in her vag

>>720882980
come to this website and call people niggers but never do it in real life because I'm a weak fat white boy.

>>720886878
Thank you anon

not break the law

had a conversation about how sharp cheddar is far better than medium

I went to a car wash 2 times in a week. I have a subaru and I wanted to get it washed.

>>720888052
>subaru
all you had to say

Got towed behind a dirtbike at 40kmph on a old bike no shocks in a rough as guts paddock out the back of a farm dislocated shoulder rode the bike the 2kms back to the house had a bourbon and dry then popped it back into place. Good times

photoshopped my sister's face into BDSM so I could beat off to it

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>>720882980
voted for Trump

>>720883946
Me too. Now I'm just an asshole who works all the time and hates people.