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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Watch the news in half an hour.
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oh shit son
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>>720882949
Nah
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tower down
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Oh shut the fuck up, in half an hour you'll still be on your lazy ass at your computer
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>>720883093
This
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the cucks are done watching their wives get fucked. tower is going down
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>>720882949
Reporting to the FBI, I'll save our glorious leader if no one else will. Eat shit and die you SJW terrorist.
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>>720882949
hmm sounds interesting. Bump for curiosity.
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100,000 of these in my time.

Only panned out twice, and half of them involved a card stand.
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B E T
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payback is a bitch nigger
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You'll only give him strength.
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>>720882949
Nothing will happen in half an hour. Fuck off, libtard.
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meanwhile, at OP's house
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im ready to see the action
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This will be not true
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BURN IT DOWN BOOOIES
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>>720882949
So are you going to make the world even better by promoting Mike Pence to PotUS?
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>>720883188
In case you thought I was joking
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>>720882949
you're wrong
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Bait.
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>>720883507
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Gonna take a shit in the buffet at Trump Hotel in Vegas?
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>>720883720
He didn't actually do it, he just opened the thank you page.
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>>720884009
You're wrong sir. Why wouldnt I do it? What would be the point in lying? This is the United States, that's our government, and you should trust them. I filled out every piece of information, phone number, address, everything. I have nothing to hide, just keeping america great.
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>>720884444
Mmmmmmhh nice quads
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>>720884444
You can literally just type https://tips.fbi.gov/thank-you-for-your-tip into the URL bar.
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>>720884444

Quads don't lie
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>>720883507
Those tabs make me sad. You are not trying at all.
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>>720883507
There wasn't anything to report faggot, it's 4chan and OP didn't actually reference anything to prove that they implied violence. Maybe if you Trump supporters laid down your meth pipes once in a while you wouldn't be so paranoid all the time.
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>>720882949
>G'Day lads
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>>720884533
Well, that woulda been nice to know, would have saved me the time filling out the form. But I wasnt joking, and I DID fill out the form, and sent the information to the FBI. Also, my Quads dont lie.
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>>720884444
Made yourself look like aretard to the FBI they have better shit to do I hope they raid your house
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>>720884444
quad god
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What now?
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>>720884736
What did you wrote?
Please help! I´m an faggot.
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>>720882949

You would make a lot of people happy all over the world.
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>>720884736
Oh no we're all going to jail now
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>>720884822
We wait two more minutes and then start posting furry bc nothing happend
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>>720884444
>our government, and you should trust them
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He dindu nuffin
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>>720884736
>actually did it
And what was your reasoning?

"HURR DURR SOMEONE ON 4CHANZ POST A PICTURE OF MY KINGS HOUS AND SAID WATCH THE NEWS HURR HE A TERRORIST HURR I HATE PEOPLE WHO HATE TRUMP KILL HIM FOR ME HURR DURR HURR"
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>>720884444
Quads say to much.
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Been 30 mins
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This is a furry thread now
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>>720884736
Proof or it didn't happen. Also even if you did it they'll just laugh it off and so will we.
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>>720884805
A well-meaning tip to the FBI, sure it wasnt turning over the head of a multi-national organization for human trafficking, but it was a tip about an obvious message, on a site that promotes anarchy on a daily basis. Even if I look stupid to them, and they over look it without a second glance, no harm was done. It was a win win for me.
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>>720883093
I'm on my phone jackass, can't afford computer
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>>720884713
Someone fell for the bait.

>inb4 double bait

You don't think this is my real mouth, do you?
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Whelp it's been 30 minutes nigger and nothing has happened. U made me stay up for nothing. If I find you I'm going to kill you.
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>>720885041
Oh, and I really rustled a lot of jimmies so far, so there's that.
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>>720885044
Now are dubs, man he is going serious.
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>>720885041
Or now you're on a watch list for making false reports and being high-risk for mental disease and possibly violent crimes due to paranoia.>>720885041
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This is a trap thread now
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>>720884866
> for about as long as it takes for a nuke to fall from the plane which is permanently above the Middle East
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>>720885010
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>>720885052
You're not even relevant
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>>720885137
false report how? The intention of the post was clear. It asked for threats of terrorism, which is exactly what every single person in here could easily discern the post as being. Does it have any weight behind it? I can nearly guarantee not, but guess what? This is America, and I can tell my government if someone is making innuendos about attacking the home of our president. Land of the free, home of the BRAVE (me)
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>>720885056
Give it a few extra minutes, maybe OP got caught by the FBI
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its been half an hour shows over boys
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>>720885219
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>>720885223
tnaveIer neve ton re'uoY
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>>720885271
hahahahahhahahahhahahahahha
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>>720885286
>maybe OP got caught by the FBI
maybe op is the fbi, maybe this was a distraction...
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>>720885271
>intention of this post was clear
Yeah, OP clearly wanted us to watch the news to see if Trump releases a new executive order. A vague statement is not inciting violence so just stfu
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>>720885349
*er'uoY
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>>720885349
I'm mad now, thanks
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>>720885430
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>>720885345
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>>720884718

>how to take a screenshot
wut. Stupid trump supporters.
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>>720885438
This level of autism
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>>720885474
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You people make my job difficult.
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>>720885438
Thanks for being grammatically correct.
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>>720885529

just very very very very very bored. lol
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>>720885520
>not knowing this is an old pic
>being that libtarded
>mfw
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>>720885430
I'll let the cyber crimes and data analysts in the federal government make that discernment thank you very much. I'm a patriot who perceived a threat to our President, so I made the suggestion they look into it. There's nothing wrong with such an action. I have the freedom of speech, and I can speak to whomever I wish, including members of our government.
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>>720885604
You didn't really do it
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>>720885438
The l is actually a capital L
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>>720885666
He did
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>>720883507
i reported him as well
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>>720885537
Are you a door to door vacuum salesman?
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>>720884718
holy FUCC look at the tabs open, i'm dying hahahahahhahahaa
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>>720885604
Faggot
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>>720885708
>internet explorer
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>>720885604
Do what you do, but remember where your loyalty really lies. in men we never met, never will? someone who can effect your life, but you cannot ever return the favor?
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>>720885427
>Is there even an fbi?
Spoopy
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>>720885666
As much as I love your trips, I had quads, and I -DID- do it. I can't post the fucking form because it had all of my god damn information on it, but I did. Why is that so hard to believe? It's just a form with information they already have on me, and I was doing a good deed, not a bad one. Even if it turns out as nothing, which it probably will, I had no reason to falsify my testimony to them, or to you all. Terrorists lose.
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>>720885720
>>720885788
They are fake images specifically used to trollnewfags like you.
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>>720883478
i dont see anything.
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>>720882949
This thread again
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>>720885803
Yes, but in situations like Op's they usually send local PD with US marshals.
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>>720885708
>>>720884718
HAHAHAHH That tap 'how to take a screenshot' fking faggit, go sit in the fking corner trash kid.
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>>720885806
>hanging from Trumps balls
>good deeds
You can't do both
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>>720885964
lurk more, newfag
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reported, hidden, called the mods, emailed moot, emailed the admin, called the cops, called the state police, called the county sheriff, called your ISP, called the District Attorney, called Interpol, called the NYPD, called the State Attorney, called the LAPD, called Child Protective Services called the FBI, called US Homeland Security, called the CIA, called the NSA, called the US Marshals, called the local courthouse, called your State Constable, called London Metropolitan Police, called the German Police, called the TSA, called the US President, called the attorney general, called the National Guard, called the US marines, called the US Navy, called the US Air Force, called the US army, called the Royal Navy, called the governor of every state, called the Federal Air Marshals, called every sheriff deputy, called the Coast Guard, called the US Customs and Border Protection, called the RCMP, called every park ranger, called the mayor of every city in France, called the British Army, called the Queen, called NATO, called the Russian Air Force, called the Federal flight deck officers, called the UN, called the Corrections Department for every state, called the Australian Federal Police, called SWAT, called the Supreme Court, called the Mexican Police, called the White House, called the DEA, called the inspector general, called the Secret Service, called CNN, called ABC, called the vice president, called the senators for every state, called congress, called the pope, called CHP, called the Department of Fish and Wildlife for every state, called the internet police, called the US Capitol Police, called Trump,called Carrie Fisher,called Kaitlyn Nicole Davis and called the Party Van.
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>>720882949
so you are responsible for the half foot of snow in the upper midwest?
kys op.
faggot.
now i gotta shovel out my cunt trap roomate just so i can put my aids in his ass.
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>>720885899
I've made this kind of thread over 9000 times over a span of 6 years. Probably reported for every one.

They won't do anything.
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>>720886083
Ghost busters call them too
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>>720882949
It's time to see what we are all not seeing http://traineddog.club
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>>720886083
>internet police
It's cyber police you dumbass and only I have their number
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>>720886171
yfw you only care about #'s
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>>720885520
>>720885666
>>720885720
>>720885788
>>720885964
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>>720885964
>>720886052
Yea he really bombed that shit. Even fucked up his referece data
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>>720885520
>>720885666
>>720885720
>>720885788
>>720885964
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>>720886349
No, I CARE about the safety of the United States. If I can use dubs to attract more attention to this fight for freedom, I will. God bless Trumps' America.
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>>720886180
Yeah, till the Agent that recieves the tip investigates; Then decides how he wishes to proceed. Especially when that Agents ass is on the line, and he doesn't want to leave anything to risk. Especially when he was supposed to be home a half hour ago, and this tip has caused him to stay late at work.
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>>720886180
6 years
365 days each
2190 days in total
4.1 threads per day

why?
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>>720885249
Alright guys time to move onto abdult
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>>720886472
Severe autism
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>>720886454
relying on #'s to aid in a winning cause. you must be new to the alt right. welcome brother. hope you learn soon that hope isn't necessary. we have already won, the deeds are being done as we speak.

praise kek
praise trump
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>>720886481
I dont even have to report that one, I'm sure there's people in the FBI right now monitoring this thread, and they will see the link you provided. Thank you for your service to the country.
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>>720886546
>Severe autism
yur mums cunt m8
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I dislike you people so much.
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>>720886639
>implying the fbi isn't relishing in the delight of trump and the final movements of the alt right towards securing a better future for america.

congrats cuck you are a slave to fear of your amendment rights. you might as well just lube up your asshole and roll your old bones on over to the nearest federal building you failed fucking cuck piece of shit.
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>>720886639
>FBI monitoring this thread
FBI likely won't look here as there busy fapping to CP
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>>720886644
You're irrelevant
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>>720884041
Best thing I've read in quite a long time.
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>>720886817
I bet you kiss girls faggot!
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I just want to go home.
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>>720886935
Your mom is a girl
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>>720886757
I can barely tell what you are trying to convey. I dont fear my amendment rights, my countrymen have fought and died for them, and I will wield them with pride in my heart. I am not afraid to speak, even in the face of criticism.
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>>720886964
>your mom isn't.
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Wait till you're 23 they said. It'll be interesting they said.
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>>720885708
>>those tabs, how to take a screen shot, /mlp/. nuff sad, begone from whence you came
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>>720887439
Naw, those were clearly a long-since captured screenshots, used to troll or bait. These are terms originating from 9gag or Reddit, meaning they are trying to get a rise out of you with a lie.
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>>720887439
Okay you dense person. Only one of these people actually made a report. The one you are referencing Did not. It is old photo they are reusing.
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>>720887639
any idea how long i should wait before smoking another joint can i die if i smoke too fast i smoked half of the first one and i was in slowmotion please i cant speak please wahts my facebook password and im so alone but im fine somorrow its a new day unles its true
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Watch Comedy Central in half an hour...
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>>720887801

Watch Cartoon Network in a half hour....

....While Adult Swim is still on....

.....Because the shows are great,,,,
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>>720887734
Been over an hour. Still no police at my house
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>>720887848
>>720887801

Watch BET in half an hour....

it's nothing but niggers, doesn't matter when you watch lel but just you watch, in HALF AN HOUR.... There will be niggers.
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>>720882949
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>>720887878
Good for you. Heres a tip: don't get pulled over in the next couple of days.
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>>720887878
Whether they come today, or tomorrow, or simply lurk at the edge of your worry, at the end of the day, patriotism and a God fearing america will have won. Stay beta, you SJW terrorist.
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I hate this website. Good night basmemt dwellers.
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>>720888122

Goodnight kid with mental illness that nobody loves.
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how much longer until supposedly the tower explodes?
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>>720888083
There is insufficient means, motive, and opportunity. Not enough to justify a raid. In addition he was too vague and may have been just another troll. Untill there is enough evidence to justify a raid or obtain a warrant, he's in limbo.
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>>720888342
Agreed. It is obvious that his statement was ambiguous, yet he made it with clear intentions. Nothing that would hold up in the court of law, but enough to possibly have a trail for a little while. This is national security we're talking about. At the end of MY day, I know what I did was just, albeit likely fruitless, I was still righteous in my effort. I hope he doesnt do anything rash, and allows our president a place in his heart, and roots for him to do what he set out to do; make America great again.
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durr what a surprise nothing fucking happened anon shit the bed again
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>>720888595
>bingo
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>>720888609
Well he still has his hot air about Betty White dying in less than 3 days, I'm sure that'll happen too.
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say hi to dhs, op
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reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.
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>>720883365
How the fuck did that bear not break that chair?
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>>720886083
> called Carrie Fisher
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>>720889702
mother is sleeping so fuck you
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>>720889702
Your reply
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>>720890831
they're like russians..
they never smile.
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Joke of the day cb kias
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>>720882949
>bait thread

but for reals, none of you assholes better give trump his reichstag
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