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Please enjoy the next 4 years of alternative facts.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Please enjoy the next 4 years of alternative facts.
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>>720844006
al·ter·na·tive
ôlˈtərnədiv/
adjective
1.
(of one or more things) available as another possibility.
"the various alternative methods for resolving disputes"
synonyms: different, other, another, second, possible, substitute, replacement, alternate; More
noun
1.
one of two or more available possibilities.
"audiocassettes are an interesting alternative to reading"
synonyms: option, choice, other possibility;

I don't think the people throwing around this meme know what alternative means. Just because a fact is an alternative doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
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>>720845096
gimme a fucking break...
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>>720844006
I'm already enjoying the left constantly shitting themselves over anything this guy does. The next four years is going to be a blast
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>>720844006
Op posts here because they know they will get their asses kicked on /pol/

Trying to earn easy money CTR shill?

pathetic
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>>720846015
/pol/ are just a bunch of lil kids pretending to know everything
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>>720844006
Make Chuck cry again.
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>>720845096
>not realizing 'alternative facts' was used as a defense by Drumpf's valued Trumpeter Kellyane Conway
There is no alternative to a fact.

fact
fakt/
noun
noun: fact; plural noun: facts

a thing that is indisputably the case.
"the most commonly known fact about hedgehogs is that they have fleas"

Thus "alternative facts" is an illogical and fallacious phrase.
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>>720846276
So, instead f posting there, you puss out and post on /b/

Uh huh

Keep trying shill... Still couldn't hack it on /pol/

Does your fell master Brock know your here pussing out?
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>>720847697
shut the fuck up, you are here too!!
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>>720847966
CTR go
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>>720848372
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>>720847109
Perhaps Orwellian "Double Speak" would be an "alternative way" of saying "alternative facts"
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>>720848372
You cling to symbols and believe in meme magic. You are more pathetic than anything I or any other rational person could imagine.

You will die as you have lived: hated, ignored, and alone. Your regressive tendencies are the flickering vestiges of primeval man, and will not survive the century's end. We are the future, and you are not. It is only right, I suppose, that you rage against the end of your race.
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>>720847966
I am not a shit eating CTR shill earning money posting shitty memes for a party that advocates for the genocide of many groups.

Enjoy your blood money Shill

Puss.
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>>720844006
Enjoy 8 years of all your liberal platitudes getting obliterated.
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>>720845096 you obv didn't see the video. Look on YouTube kellyanne Conway alternative facts. I cbf to do it for you
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Alternative facts as opposed to what? The outright lies of the opposing side. Posing as normal facts to be devoured by the masses of liberal sheep?
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>>720849502
you wish....
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>>720850004
okay, keep screaming that everyone is a bigot racist.

Im sure 4th times the charm.
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>>720850160
dont need to
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>>720844006

only people who don't have a life/can't enjoy entertainment/can't get laid care about politics. women don't count because even if they get a mile of dick every day and watch tv all night actually have no taste or life. that's why they shouldn't vote.
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>>720845096
Possibility and fact are polar opposites.
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>>720844006
May your mental gymnastics never fail you.
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>>720844006
8
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>>720849974
Lies like what?
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>>720850846
Your kidding right?
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>>720844006
you misspelled eight
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>>720850711
mental gymnastics = alternative facts
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>>720851000
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I'm no liberal. I don't get triggered or offended. I think those are very infantile emotions.

However, I hate retards. Stupid people make me sick and I want them euthanized in painful ways. So when one becomes president, it bothers me.

I don't want him impeached. I want him to check out like Kennedy. He's already passed on his autism to his kids, unfortunately, but we can stop him from fucking again and spreading more sperg.
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>>720846276
So much this
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>>720851552
>I don't get triggered or offended
>Gets triggered and offended
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>>720844006

says the fake news shill
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>>720851436
I think the same of you pal.... "alternative facts" hehehe
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>>720844006
>against Donald Trump, most likely a shitlib
>bitching about alternative facts
Oh the irony
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>>720850942
How about you give us some lies that the left is propagating other than Hillary stuff (she's not even relevant anymore).
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>>720845096
You fucking retard

You forgot to look up "fact"

Pic related is an alternative fact
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>>720851552
You seem pretty triggered and offended there friend :^)
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>>720851732
>anyone who disagrees with me is a shill
excellent post comrade
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>>720851881
>denial intensifies into projection
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>>720851552
i feel the same way, its like watching a big ass child just telling everyone what to do!
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>>720852109
Alternative facts believer...
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>>720852026
Sure, do a google search for "are we still in an ice age?" and let me know what you find.

Why are all stories about evil trump deporting immigrants instead of ILLEGAL immigrants?

When the shooting happened on Canada today, why did the liberal media refuse to acknowledge the names of the shooters?

Why did the democratic party's liberal media use the woman's march as an anti trump protest and then ignore the life march?

We can ignore mister "I didn't inhale Clinton who cheated on his wife in front of the nation and his other half who got cheating on the debates which caused a newscaster to lose her job, emails if you like. Hillary and the liberal media are all part of the same thing.
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>>720852361
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>>720844006
Fake news.
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english of this age is rife with college
grad politico/marketing babble,normalcy, moving forward,going forward the way forward, prepay prequalify preregister,preboard preorder, prescreen
noun/verb flotsam
true facts past history future plans true history factual history,,
'to tell you the truth!!!!????
excape for escape
pundents for pundits
what dya mean all else you told me is a lie?
then there are these ,their they're
there
he's
then there are latino chicks you can have fun with after 3 martinis
say after me,,rubber baby buggy bumpers
3 swigs,,wait 10 minutes.
'rrroabber geby gabby gompers!'
nope, rubber baby buggy bumpers
2 swigs,drober begy boggy bompersssss
nope 2 swigs
rrrobber beby gobby gomperssss
nope 3 swigs
then hand down the pants OOHHH!
rrober blagy boggy blaggersss
hand down the back
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>>720853406
>wikileaks publish Hillary's e-mails stolen by russians
>but not Trump business
>because russians wanted him to be elected

Hmmm....
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>>720854522
Of course they did. They don't have some diabolical plan to take over the U.S. through Trump. They just wanted to get back at the democratic party for what Hillary and Obama did to them.
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>>720852553
1. Having a green card makes you legal. Deporting you while you have legal protected status Violates the equal protection clause

2. One shooter in Canada. White,xenophobic
, Trump supporter. Fox News, continued to run the Muslim guys name hours after Canadian authorities ruled him out as a suspect.

3. Pretending that no one has ever ran to planned parenthood, scraped up the 50 bucks and narrowly escaped being a father Jr year in college. Fuck pro life. You don't want the govt regulating your precious guns, then stay away from a woman's body. Simple logic.

4. Hurr Durr, Clinton smoked weed and fucked around with a hotter and younger Chick he worked with, complained to real man ever.

Occasionally lawyers like myself frequent /b for the entertainment, but you should go back to the moral police station and put a bullet in your skull.
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>>720854759
If Hillary had gotten in office we would probably be at WWIII's doorstep.
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>>720854926
Keep your denial cunt. The bullets are heading your way.
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>>720844006

please enjoy the next 4 (8 really) years of shit getting done to benefit America & her interests.

so sorry that success pisses you off.
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>>720850440
Because you already lost:due to a shocking Trump victory?
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>>720854937
Not with Russia anymore, but China.
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>>720850542
The part about women made no sense to me, reclarify? Im interested.
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>>720855340
It's possible, I hope not.
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Here is what is in store for both Trump and his idiot supporters.
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>>720855239
>breaking relationships with partners, pissing off enemies and destroying USA economics somehow benefits us

And I bet you think people are tired of Tump because they hate "winning"
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>>720855239
You mean 4 to 8 weeks.
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>>720852176
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>>720854926
I don't care about guns or the abortions in this case. I am talking about the media using the woman's march for it's own cause.

I was unaware that legal immigrants were being deported. I have seen some fake smears about it but that is it. Maybe some temporary ones for the ones the government has no info on. It's called being safe and making sure everything checks out.

Both Clintons are liars.

I am not going to put a bullet in my head but if things continue I am sure one of you confused libtards will do it for me.
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>>720853779
wait is this real?
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Demand that cunt ban Saudi Arabia
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>>720846276
Fucking shills comming back to this site again
How much money are you guys gonna waste!
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>>720854926
Oh and I forgot about the whit,.xenophobic trump supporter. How ironic don't you think?
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>>720856374
>Both Clintons are liars.
There's liars and then there are Liars. You fags elected the latter. Trump is , and always has been, a fucking conman.
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>>720845785
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this desu senpai
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>>720847109
yeah but as we all know, most americans never made it through highschool
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Glad to see /b knows how to perform chemotherapy
For those of you who don't
Simply put "sage" in the options field above your comment text box and you can post in a shill thread without bumping it.
You don't have to type sage in the comments section but it makes shills angry so it's a nice extra touch
Stay woke /b
Sage
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>>720844006
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>>720856678
>>720856847
shills
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>>720854759
>>720854937
no. that WWIII Rumor is straight up Russian agitprop. Clinton just wanted to stop Russia from bombing rebels / civilians and pretending they were bombing ISIS.

The WWIII crap started showing up about 2 weeks before the election and was spammed everywhere. total bullshit.

>>720854759
Putin's goal, most likely, was originally to discredit our election process. There was a great article on it http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2016/11/russia-putin-elections/506663/

But now that Trump actually fucking won - I assume he will push hard to remove sanctions. Nigger wants that oil.
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OP is a faggot
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>>720856678
I won't deny it. I have no idea how many lies Trump has told. I also have no idea how many lies Hillary has told. Personally I don't care. I see the media being controlled by the democrats without any attempt to hide their agenda in a non stop barrage against the government and it's starting to get old. I know you probably think I am some stupid Trump supporter but the truth is, I threw away my vote to 3rd party because I didn't agree with either of them.
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Trump drinks slovic whore piss
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>>720857013
Says the fag on moscow time. Note this is a standard disinfo as well as Trump tactic. Accuse the opposition of what you yourself are doing.

>Trump pays people to attend his rally
Accuse Clinton of paying people to attend rally

>Proven liar and a thief. Brags about bribing politicials
Corrupt Hillary!

>Owes 600M to foreign banks.
Clinton took money for speeches! She's in bed with the banks!

over and fucking over again.
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>>720844006
fuck yeah I will.
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>>720856847
mentally, no.

Emotionally, also no.
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>>720857220
beats dune-coon spunk any day
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>>720844006
"Donald Trump is doing exactly what he said he would do" - CNN

The absolute madman.

I thought he was going to flop on all his campaign promises, but he seems to be doing everything he said he was going to do.

That almost never happens.

I don't especially like everything he's doing, but I give him credit for doing what he was voted in to do.
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All References to Climate Change Have Been Deleted From the White House Website


http://motherboard.vice.com/read/all-references-to-climate-change-have-been-deleted-from-the-white-house-website
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>>720857241
The problem was all those things were fucking true. Fuck the DNC for picking Hillary.
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>>720857167
At least you didn't vote for Trump. You'll be proud of that someday, if you aren't now.

Something to think about - "they both lie" is a false equivalency.

For example - Hillary lied about her email server, and probably obstructed justice by deleting those email. Not good.

Trump has a history of defrauding people. Will look you in the eye and lie to you, even when he doesn't need to. He is a classic salesman / conman. Banks in the US won't even loan him money anymore. Vendors fucking hate him because he rips them off. That is why most of what he does now is just license out his name.

They aren't the same at any level.

To me it was like.. compare it to an airplane.. which of these do I want as pilot:

1) The pilot with 20 years experience, who just got busted for forging some paystubs. It also turns out he got drunk on the job once or twice.

2) The guy in coach who plays flight sim games sometimes, but mostly just likes watching Top Gun over and over. He says he a pilot.

Both of these people have lied. But there is no fucking way I'm letting #2 fly the plane.
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>>720857030
Putin has a big pay out for Trump if he ends them.
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Steve Bannon explained in a 1995 interview with C-SPAN, Biosphere 2 would be a place that focused on studying societal challenges like air pollution and climate change.

http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2016/08/stephen-bannon-donald-trump-biosphere-2-arizona
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>>720857426
Great ending to the USA also.
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>>720857426
>I don't especially like everything he's doing, but I give him credit for doing what he was voted in to do.

>didn't ban muslims
>didn't bring back torture
>didn't build no wall

>>720857548
Some of them were true for sure. But to claim she is in bed with the banks, when she has stood up for bank regulation. Fuck man, Trump has stated he will repeal all that shit. That blows my mind. Hillary is a fucking left leaning centrist. Of course she is close with the banks - but she at least understood they needed some controls. Trump is fucking crazy capitalism. He is like old school new york politics corrupt.
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