No shrekt thread? Shrekt thread

>>720813240
something tells me that fapping to a truck tire is dangerous.

I bet he was Irish

>>720813240
>put it in a cage they said
>it'll be safe they said

It's a dummy, you dummies, and part of a health and safety video.

Looney Tunes style

>>720813906
See, I knew he was Irish

I do this daily and this is my nightmare

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>>720814130

>>720813240
This is how my friends dad died. Inflating a tire at the mill. After it happened they made all tire inflating be done in a cage.

>>720813240
did he died?

>>720813240
kek'd and saved as
when you nut but she keeps blowing

>>720813240
fake

this blood and flesh looks so shooped

>>720813240
its a dummy you fucking idiots>>720814865
>>720814886
>>720815098

>>720815209
No, my man.
Its just another 'ISIS execution' video made by the USA to frame ISIS to justify another war.

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>>720815218
HOLY SHIT !!!!!

https://twitter.com/TheOtherAccoun4/status/826156312170004481

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>>720815209
>its a dummy you fucking idiots
that's obviously a kangaroo you fucking moron
>pic related

this is what you call a rekt thread?

>>720815676

Yeah it's pretty bad

>>720815777
>>720815676

weakest rekt ive ever seen

>>720815381
nice samefagging.

>>720813240
fake af but many people have died from over inflating wheels like this. either over inflation or a rusty old rim. definitely not a good way to go.

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>>720815358
Which war Nostradamus, we should kill those lower lifeforms, eugenics now.

>>720815619
Fuck you! I'm getting there first.

>>720815676
>>720815777
>>720815834
this thread is really rekt

good thread

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>>720815209
>dummy
Your a dummie

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>>720815894

>>720816093
loved it when he did these

>>720815676
he never said rekt, he said shrekt. pay attention

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>>720816194
i dont watch any more, its all the nigger music that drove me away.

>>720816144
that proves nothing. you can edit this shit on MS Paint

>>720815661
fake and gay

>>720816341
Did the ratos eventually die?

>>720816358
Doesn't it take one bullet to the head to kill someone?

>>720816144
>>720815894
>>720815381
samefig

>>720816093
Poor babies. ;__;

>>720815661
seen this on so many rekt threads and still don't know the story. He cant have actually been trying to rob the place. What happened /b/ros?

>>720816463
They're pretty good at not dying. They usually just try to to get in the way.

>>720816093
I dont like seeing cute animals get hurt, but Im kinda disappointed nothing bad happened in this

>>720816528
>>720815381
>>720815894
>>720816144
Samefags

>>720816463
Yeah kkk died after a fight vs like 3 scorpibros

>>720816463
KKK rat died of a infection of the mouth, might have been thelobsters that gave him a bact infection.
i believe the Unterrat got fed alive to the ants

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>>720816470

>>720816470
Not in the newer games

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>>720816574

>>720816757

>Ha! Got'em

>>720816873
Hate this 'Health regen' stuff. Needs to be more realistic

>>720815661
>you are supposed to do that to me
>changes bodies*

>>720816358
dog what?
story on this bitch????

>>720816943
I liked how he was laughing at the end.

>>720813240
you know thats a dummy right you sadistic fuck you are the lowest of people, worse than fucking trannies kunt kys

>>720816358
Need to install that real damage mod on the server

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>>720815996
no shit retard its clearly a test mannequin

>>720816888
no fucking way...
this is real yes???

>>720817029
He looks like he doesn't have patience for this shit.

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>>720817191

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov4-oUn-7QY

>>720816577
he was a Bon Jovi fan

>>720817029
the name hahahahh

>>720816036
sums it up .

>>720817115
Newfag

>>720817234
hadn't seen that wun yet.
isis is on some NEXT level shit

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>>720813240
>bogbros

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to bad face book keeps closed circles and shit, otherwise we would have rekt and get raped thread that would be way better then the limp stuf we have now, rehashing the old shit.

How does one get in to any groups that stream the raping and murdering ppl?

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>>720816888
When did Adalia Rose travel to syria?

>>720817393
Did he get it hurt?

>>720815209
you say he didnt really lose his head? no way, you liar! it isnt shooped I can tell from all the realness and the legit pixels

>>720815619
I work as a firefighter and holy fucking shit.
All that hose that spilled off the top is tedious to stack.
Also Two Truck companies rolling code three through the same intersection and neither slowed even a little at the intersection. It's on both of them.

>>720817161
>>720813240
https://youtu.be/GaUqpnHvua8

>>720817530
ban all muslims.

>>720817433
Now the Mario one

>>720817589
dumping mtn dew and your cigarette ashtray fire doesnt make you a firefighter, just fyi. the one who had the red light was more at fault

>>720816093
it is SUPERIOR WHITE MASTERRACE MOUSE
IT IS GOD MOUSE
IT IS THE ONE AND ONLY SAVIOUR
he always made nignog mouse look like a fucking dumbass, hiding and just chilling max.

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I've seen a webm some minutes ago
at /b/
some coloured or arabs were cutting a guys dick off
he didn't fight against it.

Didn't look like he was fighting against it.

Everything was dusty.

Anyone knows source?

>triggered

>>720816358
what graphics card is that? i always wanted to buy gta5 but aint got nuff money

>>720817770
I am a firefighter

>>720817869
PlayStation 2

>>720817798
webm was named
1485801104146.webm

couldn't save it.

>>720815661
Old meme

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>>720817901
I am firefighter

>>720816358
is he going to be ok?

>>720817757
Did he died?

>>720813240
Omg, is he kill?

>>720815218
Nothing to actually clip the harnass too? Not that I wouldn't climb it (with a harnass), but that should have closed loops somewhere to clip to. I guess I don't even clip to anything inside the mast when I climb up on the ship, but there are safety nets.

>>720816093
I miss that channel.

>>720818022
Yeah,he just need some bandaids

>>720816811
Underrated post. Fucking kek.

>>720816888
thought this was a parody, realized it wasn't

also check em'

>>720818005
Get a real job you fucking gardener

>>720816093
Spoiler - Rats were crowned king of the cages

>>720818163
The handles are hooked and the harness straps are short. There's virtually no chance of that ring hopping over the hook in the event of a fall.

>>720818270
Did you see the hamsret bro getting merc`ed by Unterrat.

>>720817393
>that falling chair.

>>720818005
>>720817901
I'm a firefighter
A twisted firefighter

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>>720816960
Gtfo.

>>720818438
Hardcore

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>>720818317
Natural selection by bus

>>720818005
I hope they don't let her drive the truck

>>720816577
Nerve gas

Squish crunch splat

>>720816093

Man, that one with the fucking Rato brothers was the best

>>720818588
that's a train you fuckign retard

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>>720813240
Make rekt threads great again

>>720816506
anyone know why the fuck that guy is letting them do that?

>>720819164

so fake

why the cut? because its a dummy not a person anymore

>>720819164
why does he jump in front of the tracks and doesnt try to go for the hole in the middle. I mean better chance of surviving if anything else

>>720819364

Well considering the guy with the hatchet also has a gun I'm assuming because he'd rather lose some fingers and not his life.

>>720817246
kek, nice one friend

>>720819164
Oh, come on! He can hop MUCH further than those little pussyhops.

>>720817029
that dude looks chill af

>>720819364
another guy in the vidoe has a gun. Usually the person with the gun makes the rules.

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>>720819291

>>720819411
Unlikely.
>>720819478
Because they probably made clear to him that the consequences of not doing as they say are worse than death, they possibly hold the remains of his family hostage who may live in slavery instead of beeing executed on the spot.

>>720819478
"Cuz you have always been a good prisoner you got to chose. We cut off your head or you are willingly driven over by a tank. It is your choice"

Most eventually it is fake, though.

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>>720817393
at first I thought he was welcome the dog, like it giving him a big juicy smudge on the face...
then i remembered I'm on /b/.

>>720818163
My boss is a real harnass.

>>720819441
Did he died?

>>720819478
tanks can turn on the spot mate

>>720817757
I've seen this in person. The hoses will detach at a certain point but stay attached with a metal cable.

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>>720813240

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>>720818438
>mlwtoomuchforme

>>720819364
standard punishment for getting caught stealing, dont comply , then you die.
welcome to the third world

>>720816888
That kid has no idea of what he's doing

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>>720819411
you're fake!

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>>720820008

>>720813240

That will teach him not to fill a tyre with nerve gas

>>720817757
>dumbass
>get's

>>720819411
Why would anyone need to fake an execution in a war zone? Human life has almost no value

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>>720817798

>>720816093
I miss the one and only true god of war, KKK rat

>>720816093
source?

>>720819411
Such a fake comment, obviously a dummy not a person

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>>720820322
>what it feels like

>>720820076
Are you telling me he actually tripped on his own shit

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>>720817589
>>720817770
>>720817901
>>720818005
>>720818405
I'm the only REAL firefighter here. You can see me at the far right saving that house from a fire

>>720817393
filthy mutt deserves to be eutenised

>>720820535
were you in 98°?

>>720817798

satisfying

>>720820005
No they don't, not anymore. It's a safety issue to have them stay attached in anyway so the hose will completely disconnect.

I worked at a gas station for 10 years. This was actually relatively common, would happen at least once a week. This is why people say not to leave the hose while fueling, cause a lot of people will forget that they left it in. The hose will completely detach and usually fall off before they leave the parking lot (if the person doesn't notice right away), but sometimes they actually make it pretty far. Each hose has it's own serial so it can be traced back to the station that it originated from.

>>720819217
He talking about the one replied to faggot

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Some OC for you faggots

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Lets all take a moment and remember snipper

>>720820965
He*

>>720821014
Is it kill ?

>>720820646
When the hell did he draw

>>720820896
ahahaha

>>720818588
>bus
kill yourself retard

>>720821023

This makes me sad

>>720820813
I'm a firefighter and think you're full of shit.

>>720821103
Aye
Miscarraige late in the pregnancy

>>720821231
I correct myself:
stillborn

>>720817933
oh, I use the xbox as graphics card as well
Can really recommend it if anyone's thinking of renting one

>>720815209
How is that a dummy you cunt, he even had a hard hat.

>>720816093
Are scorpions buggos or doggos?

>>720820183
did he dieded?

>>720821156
why he sacrifised his manhood for our sins

>>720815619
The results of letting Trump be dispatcher for a day.

>>720821329

lol not even any blood

why do they keep faking these?

>>720821112
A dick

>>720819936
Wish I knew how far he was away
I have no idea what kind of rifle it was. But the video is slowed down, lets assume it is 0,75x of its speed ... it is 3 1/2 seconds from the shot till its destination. That'd make 2,63 seconds real time.
The Ø of such rifles is about 900-980m/s. This looks like 3rd world arabia TV but lets still assume it is 900m/s. I dont actually know. This would mean the bullet is travelling 2367m.
If the video is actually at 0,5x of its speed the bullet would have been travelling a distance of 1575m or 1722,44yd. A much more likely theorie.
Still would love to know the weapon.

>>720820320
>in a war zone

It was filmed on Area 51

>>720821023
What the fuck ???????????

>>720816093
those are lions, you dumb cunt.

>>720813240
Good thing he was wearing a helmet.

>>720817433
I was about 100meters from this

>>720822188
Really?Story

>>720817029

lol no fucks given

>>720822293
Pilot passed out in a high g turn at the reno air races. plane came straight down into the audience, largest part the could find was about 10cm across. must have been about 4-5 years ago now

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>>720815466
fool that's clearly a mole rat...get your shit together faggot

pic related

>>720816358
Those policemen had every right to defend themselves he clearly did not have his hands behind his back thus still a threat to the community, Jesus, and the American Family. Amen.

>>720818588
One less brown baby. I hope this was in India, those stinky ass mud people need to all die

>>720821329
>>720821022
>>720819164
People behind these should be hired by Hollywood

>assuming they are not right now

>>720820588
thats a fucking k-9 you faggot

>>720820008

back to the shitting streets and call center for you pajeet

>>720822293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Reno_Air_Races_crash

>>720822466
Edgy.How is thhe 8th Grade?

>>720822293
>be me 12 yrs old
>on /b/ one day
>see ancient gif posted 100s of times
>make up bullshit about being there

>>720817389
LOL I GET IT!
THEY HAVE FUNNY FACES AND LOOK LIKE ALIENS!
SO FUNNY LELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELELLELELELELELLELELELELELLELELELLELELELELELLELELEL
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>>720816093
You're

>>720816506
Fingers are quite unsanitary. They get dirty and promote lude behavior. Digital circumsicion promotes cleanliness and a pious life.

>>720822676
*yore

>>720820481
Yeah he stumbled, its not a good idea to be drunk in public, nobody gives a shit about you and what happens.

>>720822736
y'oure*

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>>720820074
The kid has a genetic iq of 80 or lower, offcourse he doesn't knows.

>>720816943
still does a better job than trump

>>720818438
The absolute madman hahahahhaha!

>>720819164
This video is so disappointing. I wanted them to shoot him in the head with the tank gun.

>>720816093

apparently gerbils, or whatever the fuck those are, don't learn

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>>720820381

>>720816577
>>720816577
his wife left him he wanted to kill him self he is dead now happy

>>720821572
>a lib trying too hard.

>>720817029
Thats just explosion etiquette at its finest.

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>>720820588

>>720814130
Zozzle

>>720821014
You're fucked if you ever make anyone pregnant dude. Hope it works out for you but this'll always be in the back of your mind.
Its fun and games until it comes knocking at your door

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>>720814130
You magnificent bastard

>>720821014
is this loss?

>>720820048
does that happen every time you breath?

>>720818252

organ donor

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>>720823195
She fucks with some shitskin inbred, wtf shlomo what did you expect.

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>>720822886
Niggers should burn

>>720817582
Dude on a serious note. Spain still has some dumb fucking traditions. Leave those bulls alone. That bellota iberian Ham on the other hand? Holy shit!! Its the bomb b!!

>>720819291

another failed IQ test

>>720819441
Gets me every time

>>720820322

spurt blood with the force of a thousand suns

>>720821014
That's some nice cheese pizza

>>720817757
how do gas stations not have a mechanism to protect agains this?

>>720822896
grow up

>>720822383

that ended exactly as it should have

>>720816093
They're like "hey what the fuck man"

>>720817393
How i'd love to slice a pitbull piece by piece, see him suffer like nigger dog he is then feed the pieces to his faggot owner.

I hate pitbulls. Death to them.

>>720817589
You're an idiot and not a real firefighter.
>>720817770
is right.

>>720819291
What do u do with ur surplus of women??

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>>720824088

>>720813240
Fus ro dah?

>>720823948
this made me cringe

>>720816093
You are a fucking loser.