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REPLY TO THIS POST OR YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A GIRLFRIEND EVER
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I have the immunity pupper tho'
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>>720803577
dont think its gunna happen anyways
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>>720803577
I've had multiple and got a few staedy hookups for when i'm drunk.
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>>720803577
here is your (You) now go back to /r9k/
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Ok :(
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>>720803577
I won´t get a GF anyway...
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Just because you get dubs...
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True story... I didn't reply to a post once and all I get are one night stands, but no girlfriends :(
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>>720803577
well fugg my doot
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>>720803577
rrweed
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Well, fuck.
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>>720803577
checked
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Fuck it, you never knows what happens. and i dont wanna be lonely
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>>720803577
I will find you, and I will kill you. With a knife. A big one. Not the sissy isis thingies, a fucking machete...
Superstitious bullshit...
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>>720803577
k
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>>720803577
oh please
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Curse you for making me think about this, even for a moment.
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>>720803577
check em
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>>720804368
Is that not the one you have to post? Or is it just the one saved to your PC?
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Sure.
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Damn it OP
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>>720803577
fuck you OP I actually care about this one
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>>720803577
Check'd
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>>720803577
RP
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>>720803577
Digits
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>>720803577
Do I get a confirmation email after this how do I chose my girlfriend is there like a list avaliable
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>>720803577

Meh
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>>720803577

Replied. Where's my girlfriend?
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>>720803577
Fuq
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>>720803577
nice dubs
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>>720803577
My body is ready
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k
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Save me
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>>720803577
Fuck op
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>>720803577
fu
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>>720803577

Damn it OP
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>>720803577
blep
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ok
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Ranger is gay
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I want to have a gf
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>>720803577
oop
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>>720803577
Kys
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>>720803577
i have the immunity doggo that you just need to save on your pc. FUCK you OP
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Ass
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I am 47, this is 100% legit. I didn't reply to this post before still a virgin
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Replying
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>>720803577
ffs
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ayt
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>>720803577
one day i'll get one
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>>720803577
ok, dont wanna risk it
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>>720803577
Op is a virgin
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>>720803577
Fuuuuu
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>>720803577
can i have one with a feminine dick?
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>>720803577
i am afraid of what i do not understand
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>>720803577
fuck
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k
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J
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>>720803577
I have inmunity doggo faggot
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>>720803577
hue
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>>720803577
To the rescue!
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>>720803577
QUICK BOYS! IT'S A CHANCE!
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>>720803577
joke's on you, i want to have a boyfriend.
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lel
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Boi
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>>720803577
Fuk yi
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mkay
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y not
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>>720803577
kjbkljblibllj
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Sure
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>>720803577
Bub buh
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>>720803577
rollin
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>>720803577
All right then.
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>>720803577
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Not risking this
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>>720803577
Immunity pupper
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I counted 70+ retards in this thread, including OP.

Fucking idiots.... wait, does taht make me idiot too if I posted here?
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What if you already have one? Would it just disappear?
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I'm safe now
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>>720803577
>check em
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Fuc
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Fuck.
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>>720803577

fine. Sheesh.
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>>720803577
replying just cause
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>>720803577
Wish me luck lol
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>>720803577
I already have a gf but this is to be safe
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>>720803577
I won´t get a GF anyway
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U fag
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Plz give me gf
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nigggerrrrrrr
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>>720803577
;/
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L3l
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but i have a gf
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>>720803577
Go fuck yourself.
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>>720803577
okok
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>>720803577
WELL.
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Replying to this gives me false hope
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you're a complete fucking retard if you replied to this.

op, try to hook faggots with this. i wonder how many bites you'd get with "boyfriend" instead.
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>>720803577
good dubs
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>>720803577
Proszę
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ok fuck it I'll post.
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>>720803577
gf pls
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>>720803577
:c. I god I trust
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There isn't any monkey paw "it's what you wished for but not what you wanted" stuff to this right?
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>>720803577
I'm not risking it.
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Does having one already count?
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no regrets!
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>>720803577
not worth the risk
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>>720803577
ok
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No chances taken
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Fuxk you
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>>720803577
I love Emma Watson
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>>720808273
>no casting cost
>cant legally be moved from your hand into the play field

welp, that does us no good
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>>720803577
plz gf
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>>720803577
Pls
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>>720803577
I love tennis
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>>720803577
I already had girlfriends
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>>720803577
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>>720803577
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>720803577
dubs have spoken
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>>720803577
I got the immunity pupper
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Fuck u
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>>720803577
>>720812174
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>>720803577
I lost mine the other day so fuck u
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>>720812174
>>720812330
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weak
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>>720803577
asd
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OP is fake and also a gay
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>>720803577
>implying i would get a gf anyway
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op is gay and weak
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>>720803577
alrite
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>>720803577
Can she be 2D?
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>>720803577
nigga i'm the moon daddy.
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>>720803577
I basically got one already
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Fuck you OP
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>>720803577

keked
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Pfff I like cock anyway
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>>720803577
kys nigger
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safe > sorry
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>>720812003
I loved her in Witch Trainer
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Fuck it lets do it
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>>720803577
reply
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j
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>>720803577
pls god
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>>720803577
Shouln'd reply, but dubs..
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>>720811895
>reply to OP
>"yay, now I can get a gf!"
>still have to go out and get a gf

The wording guarantees nothing.
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Good thing I don't want one
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>>720803577
>>720803577

EXTREME MEME
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>>720803577
homo
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>>720803577
penis

also nice dubs man
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Fk off
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>>720803577
why not
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Cancer everywhere
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>>720803577
Eh
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ok
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>>720803577
Reply
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>>720803577
I wish I was fucking dead
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>>720803577
I know you are but what am I
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>>720803577
KEK
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>>720803577
fuck
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Kek reply
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>>720803577
faggit shit
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>>720803577
okay
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just being sure
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Just to be sure
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>>720803577
Replying, I have immunity cat tho'
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damn
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>>720803577
Kys
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>>720803577
alright
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succ
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K
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Can't risk it
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>>720803577
F u
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>>720803577
Succ
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>>720803577
wow, I actually kek'd at the image. Good to see that /b/ hasn't completely lost its ability to make something funny out of annoying stuff!
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>>720803577
kek
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>>720803577
fck you
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>>720803577
Also:
>implying anyone one /b/ is even capable of having a working relationship
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>>720803577
nice
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>>720803577
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>>720803577
FUQ
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>>720803577
pls
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I will never get one anyway
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(You)
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>>720803577
>Came to 4chan to escape reddit's cancer
>10x cancer here
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>>720803577
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>>720803577
Mother Fucker.
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>>720803577
cancer
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>>720803577
ok
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:(
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>>720803577
K
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>>720803577
saged bitch
because donald duck (trump) is goingt to actually bring about the end of the world i won't get a chance to get my asian waifu

thanks god
thanks alot
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>>720803577
Wat no plz
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>>720816089
how would that help in any way what so ever
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>>720803577
T66gthbgt
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>>720803577
ugh
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>>720803577
k
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>>720803577
fuck you
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>>720803577
cmon
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>>720803577
:(
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>>720803577
That middle panel though
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>>720803577
pls give gf
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Yas
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>>720813112
true, so true dude
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>>720803577
k
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>>720803577
Can i get a 2d girlfriend instead?
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>i really need a gf
>fap
>nah, i'm good
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>>720803577
replied
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fbm
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>>720803577
q
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>>720803577
no
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>>720803577
Maybe in day.
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>>720803577
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fine
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OH GOD
I WAS SO CLOSE TOO
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kek, people actually replying to this bullshit
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Ok
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>>720803577
fk u
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>>720803577
wew lads
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K.
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>>720803577
OK.
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K
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>>720803577
IS /b/ JUST A PORN BOARD RIGHT NOW??????
ALSO I WANTA GF PLS
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>>720803577
reply :(
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>>720803577
Rip me ;_;
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>>720803577
fffuck
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Why not
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sex
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>>720803577
Attention whore
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>>720803577
checked
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these posts makes me want to kill myself
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>>720817082
bwahahahahaahahahahaahahahahaha
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ffuqqqqqqqqqq
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>>720803577
you son of a bitch
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>>720803577
oh no!
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But what says I'll get one anyway ?

Still not worth the risk though...
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>>720803577
K
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>>720803577
Replied.
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>>720803577
Dubs equal truth
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>>720803577
nigger
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>>720803577
Ohwell.jpeg
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>>720803577
ok
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>>720803577
ok.
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Heck
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>>720803577
OP's a faggot
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>>720803577
ye
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Sure
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>>720803577
now theres a comic lol
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>>720803577
>>
>>720803577

I have immunities but I can't risk it
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Ok
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>>720803577
G
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why not
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Here's your (you) faggot
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>>720803577
K
>>
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>>720803577
No one will ever love me anyways but ok
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>>720803577
No
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alone again, naturally.
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have to
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Ok :(
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>>720803577
bur I have one already?
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>>720819888
trips confirms no one will ever love you
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>>720803577
...
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>>720803577
fuck you
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Gotta reply
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Better safe than sorry.
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rollan
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>>720803577
better safe then sorry
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>>720803577
:|
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plz gimme gf
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>>720803577
It will not work :((((
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>>720803577
xd
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Plz
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