Everyone here right now is unemployed. Prove me wrong

>>720798382
im working

The largest amount of people not in the workforce is right now. Love that Obama recovery, that never actually happened

Just got out of work, then go class

>>720798382
Taking a shit before i get dressed for work tbqh

File: 1464628767720.jpg (825KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

825KB, 1024x768px

I just got home after faking sick. I hate my job.

File: 329ede34-fa6c-448e-9173-d3f55d34648f.jpg (51KB, 1280x1276px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 1280x1276px

>>720798382

File: 1484697366637.jpg (33KB, 345x345px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 345x345px

>>720798567

85k/yr software qa here. Physically at work, fucking around on /b/ because tits motivate me to work and I'm too afraid of you fuckers having her Snapchat to let her send me nudes. So, I oogle the evil shit you guys do and get myself charged up to fuck the hell outta my dame when I get home.

>>720798382
I'm on PTO today. So I:
can browse /b/
get paid
but most importantly, jerk off. Since I really shouldn't do that at work

I'm a server and I like my job.

>>720798382
i am unemployed

>31
>retired

I only browse b at work and from my phone. Otherwise I have better shit to do I guess.

Fine arts student.
So kinda

Amerifag doesn't think of different coutries

Working from home today. IT guy, sick with upper respiratory infection

airforce guy from europe, sorry /b/ro

>>720798382
Can I supersize that for you?

>>720799410
So your unfit and fat right

fisherman, sorry buddy.

>>720798382
32yo NEET for the last 1.5 years. Feels good to not be a wage slave.

>>720799509

Nope. I don't fit the mold of your typical IT person fortunately.

>>720799226
What operating system do you run?

>>720799262
What did you retire from?

I can't.

>>720798382
Grande or Venti? Medium? Whatever, what else can I get you.

I'm a metal fabricator and build beer tanks. I take summers off to teach kids how to sail. It's an ok life but I want to get a professional job eventually. No one in my family has completed their post secondary and my gf's family all having good jobs (dad's a Nobel prize winning hydrologist, sisters a teacher for nurses, brothers an international consultant for local university) so I figure if I'm gonna have a life with her I have to buckle down and get a real job.

>>720799410
>working
>sick

Which one is it? Just take a sick day and recuperate.

File: 20170130_103727.jpg (2MB, 2592x1944px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 2592x1944px

Two /btards in a work truck

>>720799718
being a stut dick for porn

I'm home legitimately sick, Norovirus. I'm a Marketing Analyst.

Fucking hate my life right now. All I want to do is sleep, can't get horizontal without wanting to throw up, too hot, too cold. Etc to lazy to type

>>720799922
>the autism express

>>720799718
real estate

>kek CAPTCHA: Select all images with a house.

File: FB_IMG_1485738773212.jpg (200KB, 1504x1004px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 1504x1004px

>>720800026
Pretty much

File: op at work.jpg (35KB, 728x480px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 728x480px

>>720798382

File: IMG_2276.png (163KB, 241x230px) Image search: [Google]

163KB, 241x230px

>>720800026
Kek

>>720799974
I've had that. Couldn't eat for a week.

>>720798382

Not unemployed, I'm a student, faggot

Reporting in

>>720798382
Did my 12. Your turn now.

+12183080616. Prank call and text this person, I'll be recording the results for a video,

i work for myself. don't have a business or anything i just buy and sell fishing equipment and sell fish i catch.

System Engineer (75%) / Computer Science student. I took two weeks off for my exams and spent the entire day starting at 7:30 studying (it's 17:43 here); having a break right now.

So no.

>>720799798

Didn't want to take PTO. I'm just watching cartoons in my bed anyway... getting paid for it as well.

>>720798382
True, I don't have a job. I'm studying though and earn £50 a month

>>720800444
earning*

>>720798382
in prison right now

>>720800395
Okay, just making sure you weren't actually working from home. You're "working" from home. Just checking email every hour or so, and not diligently working while sick as fuck. Good, good.

File: Snap 2017-01-30 at 11.44.59.jpg (420KB, 1085x832px) Image search: [Google]

420KB, 1085x832px

>>720798382

>>720798382
Full time student with part time job, but yes I don't have a stable career.

>>720799922
>Stared at the picture for 20 seconds.
>Still not able to determine if driver is man or woman

I wish. I called in at work today and drank a bottle of cough syrup

>>720798382
I work the weekend shift

File: 200_ss.gif (27KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

27KB, 200x200px

>>720800026

>>720799407
>Obligatory Eurofag tries to bring nationality into unrelated discussion.

File: 20170127_094916.jpg (2MB, 4128x2322px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4128x2322px

>>720798382

Wrong. Temperature at work this morning.

neet lyfe is best life

>>720798382
I called off

>>720800204
But you're still not working, hence unemployed.

i have a job interview today at 1:30, wish me luck /b/ros

>>720798382
going in an hour. fuck you.

Posting from work

>>720800528

Yup. Keeping skype open and emails checked. I don't really do much at work anyway lol

I live in Bosnia. Unemployment rate above 40%. Try to beat that!

>>720800084
Any tips? Been thinking this is the way to go

>>720800858
Sounds like you have the system figured out. Hope you feel better soon, anon.

>>720798382

Waiting on compiling. Working at home so I'm not being judged by anyone.

>>720798382
I'm working my dick up your mom's ass

>>720800741
Does anyone know if there's a legal minumum working temperature? Cause honestly I'm sick of being this cold all the time and relying on a propane jet to get my shit done. (Euro)

File: Screenshot_2016-12-31-00-25-36.png (520KB, 720x1280px) Image search: [Google]

520KB, 720x1280px

>>720800258
Wya in MN b/ro?

>>720798382
Got home early. Waiting for concrete to set up for tomorrow. Having coffee now and shit posting newfags

File: dog construction worker 2.jpg (89KB, 513x773px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 513x773px

>>720798382

>Everyone here right now is unemployed. Prove me wrong

I am still employed for one more day but took my remaining vacation days to cover that time.

File: 1470605222307.jpg (59KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 600x600px

>>720798382
I am currently holding the position of 'Chairman of The Board' at a financial institution.

>>720801027
Ethnically cleanse anyone lately?

File: 1474001268884-g.jpg (331KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

331KB, 1920x1080px

At the bar for lunch.

It makes my original, mistaken - and essentially fulfilled - ambition to become a sysadmin easier to live with.

>>720800444
>earn £50 a month
Sucking dick?

>>720798382
Alternating between lurking b/g and writing up documentation on a datacenter migration.

File: P_20170130_174311.jpg (907KB, 1836x3264px) Image search: [Google]

907KB, 1836x3264px

>>720798382

>>720798382
i live (and work) in Eurupe

>>720800588
how the fuck are your taxes so low

>>720798382
Technically, I am self-employed. I exist as a corporate entity. My company just doesn't have any work right now.

>>720802790
sysadmin here too. how could you not love this on a daily basis? shit is so easy.

File: 15-1-1.jpg (31KB, 582x363px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 582x363px

>tfw can't get a job because afraid of climbing rank and taking responsability and getting stuck on a job I didn't want
>also too afraid of getting fired for not competing hard enough
I had a friend that was just like this. Told him to man up because free will is an illusion

>>720798382
I do have a job

>>720800588
>>720804719
I would also like to know...
I gross about the same amount but net far less than you.

>>720804823
That's what I expected.

Depends on the company, infrastructure, and management. I got the short straw in terms of pay and management but stuck around because there was a ton to learn and I benefited heavily.

My time to bow out is coming soon... I'll be looking for a new job where I'll be paid better and I enjoy the work. I know it's out there somewhere.

>>720798382
But im in Uni. Dont I get a pass?

>>720805148
same, i pay probably triple that in taxes.
no kids, no wife, but still...

>>720805190
god speed /b/ro

>>720804768
I should clarify that this is by choice. I work construction April-Nov and take the winter off.

>>720798382
Today is last day of my """weekend""" I go back to work tomorrow

>>720798382
I just started a new job today. They dont even have a desk for me yet. Im literally standing against the wall on my phone all day.

anyone else an accountant?

>>720798382

been at my shitty office job for over 15 years.

>>720798431
/Thread

>>720799226
>server
>job
back to /g/

>>720800222
8hrs of the frontlines in Mental Health today at 3

>>720798382
I'm going to work in a few hours. What are time zones.

>>720798382
Today is a day off buddy. Employed, living on my own and in university.

>>720798382
I'm at work, on break though.
How the fuck are you gonna spill soda on your keyboard and blame the IT company for it? Stupid hoe got fired today, alway putting stupid tickets for her fuck ups.

File: what'soverhere.png (526KB, 540x716px) Image search: [Google]

526KB, 540x716px

>>720800622
>it's a dude
>but the face
>nah
>but...
>the arm
>his arm
>those faces
>an it's taking the selfie
idk anon...ijdk

>>720799922
>2 babyfaces
>at work
you gotta be kidding

File: 1475690448457.jpg (38KB, 500x356px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 500x356px

>>720806796
>kid-ding

>>720800333
wew lad in my shit country that'd be a crime (if you didn't pay a huge tax for every little bullshit concerning your business)

>>720800502
Anders??

File: 1450917877640.png (91KB, 673x587px) Image search: [Google]

91KB, 673x587px

Lunch break. I live close enough to my job to go home for lunch.