>open door >find you're sister like this wat do?

>>720797817
start cooking eggs

>take a photo
>close door
>post on 4chan
>go masturbate cause im some depressed beta loner virgin that makes stupid threads on 4chan

Turn over and fap over, blow load in hair.

>>720797968
>not in her pussy
You're doing it wrong.

>>720797817
>Observe the situation
>Notice she clearly is naked with her panties at ankles
>Shoes and jeans too
>See no shit, vomit or blood
>Possible rape
>Check pulse
>Call anbulance if she's unconscious because i'm not a faggot

Turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away

>>720797817
learn grammar anon

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>>720797817

720 noscope semen in her pussy from the top of the sink

>>720797817
> cover with towel
> make coffee
> comfort
Profit

>>720797817

sharpie in pooper
cum allover
take pics
post

>Cover her with a blanket.
>See if responsive
>If unresponsive, call ambulance
>If responsive, carry her to her bed.

Anything else would be abusive and sick

INB4 "Moralfag"

>>720798491

>inb4 fagfag

>>720797817
finger her butt deeply then rub that finger in her nostrils and mouth

>>720797817
>close door

>>720798794
girl here thats rape

>>720797817
smell feet

nope>>720797817

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>>720798910
oh shit a girl party's over boys

Take a shit
Push her aside
Shower
Go to work

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>>720799104

>>720797817
Give eggs

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>>720798910
thanks for educating me woman

>>720798910
Tits or gtfo

>Well, there you go sis. You keep embarrassing us every damn weekend.

>>720797817
Give myself an uppercut for not knowing when to use your or you're when writing

>>720797817
>find you are sister like this

But I don't want to be am sister like this?!

>>720798031
Lmao hahaha

lock the bathroom door, and have a great fucking time fucking her ofcourse

>>720799254
> educating
> woman
pick one

Wake up, and ask her what's happened...


Then fuck her right in the pussy

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>>720799749
keK

You guys are complete fucking retards
>Assuming she is unconcious carry her into bed
>Cover her with blanked
>Put a glass of water on her nightstand
>Leave

Close the damn door and go back to sleep

>>720797817
Go back or seconds

Impregnate her, no one would suspect

>>720797817
Assuming that you went there to pee, go ahead and pee in the toilet. If she wakes up when you flush then help her to bed and climb in to keep her warm. Cum in her mouth.

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>>720797897

>>720798910
Wrong board for that moralfag lolol

>>720799456
>>720799176
>>720798794
>>720798097
>>720798031
I left this board in 2012 thinking the spirit of /b/ was gone.
I was wrong. Thanks.

>>720800469
You're in the wrong board then. /b/ is a comedy board lol

>>720801310
baiting is getting easy these days..

>>720801570
Not for me. You bit it lol

>>720798024
Only real answer

>>720801676
Faggiest answer. Shoulda moonwalked away

>>720801506
>/b/ is a comedy board lol
>being this new

>>720797817

> remove socks
> suck feet
> call ambulance

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>>720797817

>>720797897
my nigga

>>720797817
fugg her doot

>>720797897
hahaha! hadn't thought about that in a while.

>you have to eat these eggs

>>720802673
how you gonna call an ambulance when you're too busy sucking your own feet?

>>720801506
Newfag detected.

>>720803874
ok

>>720797954
you dont have to be beta virgin to know snap a photo. you probably have to be beta virgin to leave a DNA sample though.

>>720797817
Tell my mom that my sisters passed out drunk and from the looks of it shes a whore.

Sit back and watch the ass beating

Just climb aboard and take her for a spin...

>>720797817
>use her phone to take pictures
>update her Facebook profile for her

>see this thread and I go to vomit blood
>later I comes back and I see in the reality my sister on the floor
>I try to put my penis on his pussy
>but she start to shitting and my penis gets dirty
That's because I I like the girls 2D

is incest a real thing?

Beat the shit out of junkie theif bitch and call police because she is not allowed in my house

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>>720805672

w-what

>>720797817
How can you exist as YOUR sister and YOURself at the same time?

>>720805672

dude wat

>>720797817
The sexy times will commence!

??

>Get ice cold water
>Pour ice cold water on head
>???
>Profit!

>>720797817
put her on a diet

>>720805902
That's the reason because I don't like the 3D girls

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>>720806821
Simple

>>720804680
kek

>>720797817

Wonder when the fuck I got a sister.
Question memory.
Question reality.
Wonder if thing on floor is a trap by done malevolent entity.
Slowly lose mind.

>>720798910

Tits, time stamp, or GTFO.

>>720800469

How I be am covering with blanked?

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>>720804680

>>720797817
Wonder how I've had a sister my whole life and not known and why she is in my house. Then probably call 911.

>>720798910
Never admit to being female on here.

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>>720805672

>trying to become pasta

>>720808116
>implying that's actually a female

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>>720805672
>his pussy

call daddy

turn 2160, grab my crotch with my gloved hand i, go "hoooooo!" and moonwalk away

>>720798491
>>720798616
fagfagmoralfaggot kyssssssssssssssssssss

>>720801570
you don't belong on this board,you fucking piece of shit. this board is for degenerates only

>>720797897
fpbp

>>720808001
>Then probably call 911.
only one anon.

not touch her because she has herpes

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>>720797817
>see if shes conscious
>If not spread butt and take pictures
>finger a little bit
>jerk off
>put her panties back on for her
>shirt next
>pick her up put her in bed
>continue day with newfound fap material

Fuck er

>>720809756
Chaotic good monfrier

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>>720798910
>girl here

get bleach and scrub toilet, then leave, go to work

>>720801711
>moonwalk away
Fucking Topkek

>>720800469
>Dat blanked

>>720797817share pics on vola r/9yvvcfnw

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Lick her feet

>>720797817
impregnate

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>>720798910

>>720811468
who is she? mmmmh.

>>720801506
nah man. you're thinking of /c/, not /b/

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>>720812417
GF

>>720797817
pulp fiction action

>>720812462
hot af. post moar. make an own thread.

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>>720812543
I may do

>>720812612
you should.

>>720812417
Some ugly fat bitch, why?

>>720797817
Begin rape

>>720798910
Rape kit or GTFO

>>720798024
no,you're a hypocrite

>>720806342
Quantum physics, dude

>>720807759
Why do it slowly?

>>720807909
kek