What's the best/worst thing you've done for a quick buck?

>>720792460

agitated for a political party

>>720792460
robbed a pot dealer when i was 18 for 2 grand. We weren't really friends even though he thought we were. Led to a huggge brawl

FBI plz go

Let an old perv rub himself up and down me till he spunked for weed and drink.

I was 17 he was 39

>>720792460
worked stuffing junk mail into envelopes.

>>720792460

Threw a kid's stolen phone to the ground. Dunno why he payed me for it though, would've done it for free either way.

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>>720792460
Carried Drugs and other shit on foot or car from house to house with the chance of being shot by rival crack heads or being caught by the cops

>>720792460
Contributed to the monster known as capitalism

>>720792460
best : adf.ly loops
worst : beat someone up

>>720792460
I used to hold little kids bikes hostage and get them to pay me 50 bucks for their bike back, I used to hang their bikes in the tallest tree, and I was the only one who wasn't afraid to climb it and none of the adults could climb it either and if they didn't pay me in 2 weeks of me stealing it i would tell them that I broke it and bent it and threw it into a lake in the woods but I just took them to a junkyard for scrap money. I was like 16 they were like 10 and under

>>720793018
please no politics, there's 10 other active threads for that

>>720793101
what and how did you promote?

>>720792460
My uncles brother is some Italian underworld dude. I don't think he does anything really full on, but he knows all the major players. Anyway, he's pretty comfortable from a financial standpoint. When I was a kid and whenever he was at parties he'd pay me to do random shit. Eat chilli flakes, run as fast as I could into walls, go and slap random people. All sorts of weird shit. He'd always pay me though. Usually in $50s. Easy cash.

>>720793438
I used to do shit for my uncles and aunts who were part of the family and they would give me little bags to carry to people secretly for like 100 bucks I know now it was drugs and shit but back than it was just a spy game to me, it was intel I was giving to the spy secretly.

>>720793438
>run as fast as I could into walls

wat

>>720793704
Basically just for his entertainment. My Aunty (he was her brother in law) fucking hated him and would always tell me off. But I'm just like fuck you bitch I'm 10 and he's giving me heaps of money for practically no reason at all.

made an affiliate site about 4 years ago, it pays all my bills and i update it a few years tops so it's all passive income.

>>720792460

sold my baby sister maddie to some arabs in Portugal.

bitch still isn't back. lol.

I'm a wedding photographer. Sometimes my clients, sign the cintract and hand over the deposit but then decide they're not getting married. Contract clearly states no refunds so there have been a few occasions where I've had a meeting with a couple for an hour, taken their money (usually £300) then never seen them again.

Not quite as exciting as you were looking for but a quick buck.

>>720794051
interesting
how much do you usually make per wedding and how many hours do you put in?
how do you get new clients?

i did logging and gardening in a shitlib area. easy 300$ for treefelling that takes 2 hours

>>720793948
took me a while to get this

>>720794345

top kik

>>720794051
The wedding photographer my parents hired showed up to the wedding high on pills and only took 2 good pictures. They couldnt get their god damn money back. Fuck wedding photographers

>>720794471

thats nothing the wedding photographer that my parents hired didn't even wedding

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>>720792713

Cooked meth

>>720794471
thats because your stupid fucking parents probably cheaped out.

>>720792573
nigger

Got a hundred dollars to dress up in black robes and don a pentagram necklace to go door to door asking people if they heard the good word about our lord and master Lucifer... surprisingly enough everyone acted as if this was normal...

Pretty sure he already visited everyone in my neighborhood so I was unneeded.

Counterfeited shitty funnymoney in 2003 for awhile.

>>720794565

"didn't even wedding" Great word and sentence structure

>>720794843
More likely that it's just banal by now to try and shock people with stupid get-ups. 50 years ago you might have gotten a reaction, but now most people would probably just roll their eyes and ignore you, if they even bothered to roll their eyes in the first place.

Unless this were in the southern US, where you'd just be shot because you knocked on someone's door and weren't wearing a MAGA hat.

>>720794294
Advertising through Facebook and Gumtree, word of mouth and a reasonably high ranking on Google. I charge about £600 per wedding which isn't particularly high. Top UK wedding photographers charge £2k. It's a full day at a wedding plus a few days to edit, minus a few expenses. I love it.

The downside of the scenario I've described is that I don't get the other half of my fee or new work to add to my website, which in turn doesn't help boost me up the ranking on Google. Google likes updated websites.

>>720794471
Blame your parents for being cheap.

>>720793438
> My uncles brother

Isn't that your uncle?

>>720792460
filled a 2 liter bottle with spit for a shady guy that accosted a friend and I in a public park
he gave us 25€ each and I don't want to know what he did with it

When i was 14 years old my job was to sell strawberries, i aquired empty boxes and took som berries from each box and sold mine first. I made around 3500 $ extra that summer + my salary of 2500 $

Shit was cash.. I also rubbed my dick on some berries now and then...

>>720792460
>>>720792460
>filled a 2 liter bottle with spit for a shady guy that accosted a friend and I in a public park
>he gave us 25€ each and I don't want to know what he did with it

what the fuck hahaha that's a new one

im guessing he uses it as lube or some shit

>>720795655
yeah we were pretty baked and it seemed like easy money
I think we only stopped and thought about it until after he was gone
My mate said that he probably drank it and just thinking about it makes me sick

>>720792675
M or f? Tell more

>>720793218
Based anon

>>720792675
Was he rubbing on you naked?

>tested some headache pills, two days straight in the clinic for 700 euros

>in japan, as a foreginer, you can be a "fake" priest and marry people, they even think you're real. my pay was 80 bucks for a 20 mins wedding, but in the past they paid 3 times that amount

>again in japan, I often test electric shavers for the same company, I get paid 120 bucks for 30 minutes of my time, and I just have to shave, which is something I would do regardless

Stole a lawn mower
Unfortunately enough about 4 years later I bought a nice mower and had it stolen from me
Some call it karma.. I call it living near a casino.

was 17 my and my friend robed a old mans house and took like 700 feel bad about it now, im 35

Had sex with a gross neckbeard for $300 a pop.

Was cruising craigslist to see if there were any twinks.
>post an ad with a cock shot and abs
>usual replies with no pictures
>one reply im about to delete asks if I want to make some quick money
>figure what the hell and reply
>he offers 200 bucks to let him fuck me
>ask for a picture
>says we can meet
>say itll cost him $100 to just meet
>sends an old picture
>tell him to stop fucking around
>sends a newer picture
>easily 300 pounds
>neckbeard
>ask him what he wants
>wants to fuck me
> $300
>ok deal
>show up at his place
>surprisingly clean
>cher and wizard of oz memorabilia all over
>strip
>stradle him and ride his dick
>hes to fat to actually fuck me
>he cums in like 40 seconds, barely enough time for it to even feel good for me
>jerk off on him
>get up and take my 300
>"if you ever need more money you got my number"

>started hooking withing him once or twice a week for almost two years.
> $300 each time
>dude finds out he has stage 4 non-hodgkins lymphoma spread to his lungs and pancreas
>take him to chemo and sit with him during treatment
>his health deteriates pretty quick
>first round didnt do much
>second round was only a little better
>horrible nausea
>losing weight too fast
>cant eat without puking
>actually feel bad for him
>first treatment course was a wash
>still spreading
>he decides to stop treatment and goes into hospice
>go in one day to see him and hes dead

>get a call from his lawyer
>fatty has left you everything in his estate
>$800k
>"You're the only person I knew that was willing to take me to my chemo treatments. Not even my mom or dad wanted to do that."

>>720795340
Not if it is his uncle by marriage ie. the brother of the husband of his dad's sister

>>720796612
Where's the spaghetti part?

>>720796612
Proof of money herritage or i call bullshit

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>>720796612
Some obese guy probably paid you $300 to fuck you, sure. But he did not leave you his estate.

If he had that kind of money he'd just hire a professional male escort. Not some thirsty faggot off Craigslist.

>>720796612
Wew lad

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>>720796612

>>720796612
Doubt it

I often go to parties with my gf and offer people to make out with her for €10 or €20 if they seem desperate. We make about 700-1000 every night. We've been doing it for months and already saved up alot of money and planning to buy a house from it

>>720793438
>run as fast as I can into walls
my sides

>>720797022
And whats the best thing?

bought a car off some stupid Irish cunt
$1200 2004 mitsubishi 4x4, full tank of fuel
thrashed it around for 2 weeks
sold it for $2900 once the fuel light came on

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>>720793140
>none of the adults could climb it either
Fucking what?

Did camshows. I found once perv who'd pay me 100$ and hour to stand there and flex with my cock out. It's actually really tiring.

>>720796612
Give proof!

lick feet

>>720793140
Your name richard?

>>720792460
Sold mt ps4 games

Did porn when i was 18-19. Porn name was Dillenger Cole.

>be me
>14 smoking bud with popular guys
>they all leave except 1 guy
>literally hot skater guy with gf
>offered 50 bucks to give handjob
>accept offer
>halfway through he starts giving me one
>feels good
>start giving each other oral
>he starts fingering my ass
>just as im about to cum stops and demands to fuck my ass if i wanna cum
>agree kinda wanting it
>goes slow but starts pounding after 5 minutes
>slaps my ass and gapes me
>eventually cums in my ass
>at this point been slowly jerkin it and am dying to cum
>while my ass is still dripping he goes doggy
>"fuck me"
>dont even go slow and just pound him
>mfw he likes it
>start squeezeing and slaping his ass
>his groans are such a turnon
>explode in his ass
>sit down and play with each others aszholes and cocks for 10 minutes
>try and kiss dosent feel right
>decide to cum together
>jack each other off onto each others cocks
>chill for another hour
>his gf turns up and he leaves smirking at me

>>720797723
*gay porn

>>720797605
You fucking savage.

Renting your anus to a fucking neckbeard I understand, but your playstation games? Dude...

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>>720797723
At least spell the name right you lying sack of shit

>>720797152
It's both best and worst i guess

>>720793948
Oh you

Worked in a gas station pumping gas in the 90's. Weekends were slow because it was in the city. I was 20, some old man in his 50's came in and offered me $5 to show him my dick. After showing him, he gave me and extra $20 to suck. Got me a free lunch and a full tank of gas.

>>720797804
Why would I lie? That was 10 years ago

>>720793885
Teach me?

>>720798035
>some old man in his 50's came

so gay

>>720792460

bought ten bitcoins when they were worth $3.70

decided to spend them when they got worth $200

actually spent when they went over $600

>>720797152
He gets to watch

>>720797736
Skaters are faggots

>>720798257
This is 4chan, not Penthouse Forums faggot.

>>720797736
So I'm assuming you let him keep his money. Fag

Sucked my brother's dick when I was like five so he would spend his birthday money on a game for me. He was like thirteen or some shit.

>>720793438
lolol uncle's brother = your father
what a cool dad yo

>>720797022
So you get 250 guys a night to pay you €20 each to make out with your girlfriend? That's 50 guys an hour, or about one a minute, if you're out for five hours.

Yeah, that seems real plausible to me. Gtfo you math challenged dipshit.

>>720798125
>dillenger
Dillinger

>>720799097
Being this upset after someone does math wrong
>mfw 4 Chan is serions business

>>720798326
Lucky bastard. I was thinking of getting 100 BTC when they were still hovering below $100 USD...Worst missed opportunity of my life so far.

>>720797771
holy shit, living the dream.

>>720799809
Hundred an hour.

I once helped a moving company clear out a Office for 50 bucks
it was like an hour of work

Fast smuggled drugs from Albania to Germany. They gave me this very fast audi station car full of hasj, i think it was around 150kg moroccan hasj. All i had to do was just blast drive to my destination point, and i didnot may stop under any circumstances,i drove 270km/h whole the time and came in 7 hrs lol.

They payed me 15k euros and i think about doing it again, the adrenaline you get is amazing

>>720792460
I'm selling knock off

>>720800330
>fiction and falsehood

>>720800330
Where's the mathfag to debunk this

>>720800330
Why would you risk getting pulled over for speeding? Seems like you're just asking to get caught. I'd think you would want to stay off the radar (literally).

>>720792460
Let my gay friend give me a blowjob
I was worried for a second when I asked him for cash and he responded with 'only for a BJ'
I paid for my car repairs and came in his mouth
Still probably the worst thing I've done for cash

>>720800330
absolute bollocks he would be in fucking France Keked

>>720801254
The math is just about correct anon. That's not the problem. The problem is how he got through the borders didn't get caught speeding. And didn't stop for gas

>>720801376
so many degenerate pay for gay Faggots here ..be an Hero

>>720801376
Are you sure you weren't the one giving the bj. Why would you ask for money unless you were providing services.

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>>720792675
39 is not that old.. or am i?

>>720799097
Topkek

>>720801535
Nah, he really wanted to suck my dick
I'd have done it myself, I needed my car asap and was broke as hell
But that's what he said that he wanted

>>720792536
Shill paid by soros i guess

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>>720801287
>>720801487
Ofcourse i did stop for gas, thought that was obvious to not mention it. I only had to cross one security border at albania i think, rest was all open borders. They made a deal with me that with every hour i get earlier i will get +1k euros extra. I even was too slow for them but they gave me the 15k anyway without the extras. Also this was the car i drove (just a google image search) i was a grey audi rs6 avant from 2008, was a very very fast car at the time

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>>720801287
>go to female friends house for homework
>finished, we talked a little, and ended up playing videogames
>she asks to see my dick
>i show it to her
>she asks me to let her grab it for 20 grands
>fine
>she starts to massage and hold it in her hand very clumsily
>get a massive boner
>she starts doing a "jerking off" motion
>i hug her while she massages my cock
>take off her shirt, then the bra
>stand up, she keeps jerking my hard cock
>she wrapped her mouth around my cock and begun suckling on it
>her big tiddies are jiggling and bouncing, i groped one of them with my hand
>after a few dozen of seconds my warm seed dripped inside her mouth and to her tits
>we took a shower and i went back home
>we are still friends to this day and never mentioned that for anyone
And on the top of that i still got to keep the 20 grands with me

>>720802688
I can only picture this story with it being 20 grands candy bars.

I got fucked in the ass by this guy who was like 27 and actually not bad looking when I was like 16. Craigslist. $400 out of it though. Met up with him a few more times throughout the next 3 years.

>>720803101
I'm 27 and can't possibly imagine paying a 16 year old anything, let alone $400 for something as trivial and short-lived as a doggam orgasm.

So many things that would satisfy me more for $400.

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>>720802688
>go to female friends house for homework
>20 grands

>>720792460
I've sold my daughter's dirty panties to this guy. He pays $15 for them, $30 if they're fresh. It's pretty good money.

>>720805371
what do you tell your daughter when she's looking for all her missing panties?

>>720806058
Well, she knows they're. Girls are stupid, shr doesn't mind to wonder why they're gone.

sold cheap malay child-made anti trump t-shirts and hoodies to sjw plebs for big bucks

i love dumb cunts

and the donald

>>720806827
I like your style ,
Years ago I sold bottles of tap water outside music gigs at £5 a bottle

>>720799097
you're the one who can't do math buddy
250*20 =/= 1000

>>720792460
I've always been pretty good at trading and negotiating. Used to go to larger lan parties, buy cheap mousepads, keyboards etc. then sell them at a higher price. Earned about $300 per lan.

>>720806519
Actually she will recognize the patterns and thinks you're a perv. Congrats for damageing the Relation to your daughter for 15bucks

>>720806827
online or irl?

I do libreboot installs for $80. I don't get a lot of business, only one or two a week, but it's essentially $50/hour for me and I like to do it.

sold my brother to egyptians for a technicolor dream coat

>be friends with butchish ugly chick
>basically a bro but a lesbro
>lately she's been trying dating sites
>zero luck
>falls through first date everytime
>lately shes been texting some gym teacher she met on some site somewhere
>apparently gym teacher is planning some super date for their first meet
>get insanely sad unintelligible call from friend pretty much an hour after she left for this date
>have to go pick her up at this park 2 hours away
>apparently the gym teacher stayed for maybe 20 minutes and "had an emergency" she had to attend to then wouldn't answer calls or some such
>friend knew what it meant she's seen it often enough
>have to console sobbing friend all the way home
>have to console sobbing friend damn near all night
>out of nowhere she asks me to fuck her
>nah
>super fucking insistent i do this
>no
>basically deep tissue massaging my groin with a deathgrip like that will somehow make me in the mood for this demand
>no, seriously.
>stop.
>more bawling
>awkward conversation ensues
>gets pissy i fuck pretty much anyone why not her
>somehow settle on the $478 cash she had for this night out will be mine if i fuck her brains out
>errrrr....o-okay?
>best damn sex of my life
>no, seriously.
>THE best out of ALL the chicks i've been with before and most since
>no idea why
>set up a plan for $100 a fuck
>plan continues to this day 7 years later

Cleaned up after people
https://youtu.be/NS8FeMcasjU

>>720796612
Fuck off gay magnolia

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>>720809600
checked