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Post your injuries, deformities and stuff. Ill start.

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Post your injuries, deformities and stuff. Ill start.
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>>720789538
How even?
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>>720789538
how did you manage to do that
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>>720789538
Crushed in the hinges of a door.
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Since no ones posting heres my square thumb
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>>720790310
how old are you m8
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>>720790476
Probably too old to be posting on /b/
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Just fell off one day
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>>720790565
probably not, age threads show a wide range. ive seen countless 50+ anons.
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>>720789538
not as fucked up as yours op but also got it crushed by a door
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>>720790907
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>>720790755
>>720790604
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>>720790907
My big toe kind of looks like that. Similar nail bed fuck up. Got crush by block of wood.
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>>720789538
i got my dick chopped off as a child
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>>720790604
What skin condition is this? it looks somewhat pleasing to see. MOAR!
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>>720791095
Better put a photo then
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>>720790997
disgusting
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>>720790997
Fucking hell man, come on
Take that shit to the gore threads
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My finger is the elder wand
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>>720791095
shalom
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>>720789538
does your nail grow?
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>>720790997
why are we ignoring this masterpiece
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>born with odd genetic fuck up in eyes
>iris has around 3 times the density of Stroms in my eyes and the epethilial cells have crazy high amounts of pigment
>without a bright ass flash from a camera you'd either say i had giant pupil with no iris or the iris is pitch black
>stroma so thick you don't see the strands in the iris like you would with normal eyes even with high intensity lighting
>lets my pupil dilate so much eye doctors assume i've already taken eyedrops before the light makes it slowly constrict
>absolutely amazing nightvision but going from dark to even sunrise levels of light feels like a punch to my eyeballs until they slowly constrict and its all good
>goes from zero to sixty from light to dark but movie theatre to noonday can take my eyes 30 minutes to adjust

>fancy myself a mad scientist in middleschool
>make homemade napalm in small batches to show off to friends
>graduate from basic styrofoam+gas to pressure cooking and aluminum powder
>make a super small batch cause i wanted fast results to show off to chicks present
>pop the top
>autoignites and flashes
>pretty much blind while friends try patting out my hair fire cause i had a crowsnest on my head back then
>flashburns my retinas a bit and damages the iris in both eyes
>1st and 2nd degree burns from droplets and powder all over but they're so small it just looks like i cooked a lot of bacon in my lifetime with no shirt once they healed
>used to have a cool bond villian type eyescar thats essentially faded to non-existence with age that has to catch the light just so to be noticed now
>flashburns made my irises sit off center and ovoid and now have to wear highish prescription lens
>eyebrows, eyelashes, and sense of smell never recovered
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>>720791565
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>>720791491
Yeah grows and heads upwards.
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>>720792068
dude fix your shit
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>>720791667
lord
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Rheumatoid arthritis. Had my feet fixed a few years ago.
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>>720792321
Fuuucckkk
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>>720792321
lmao, could you like run really fast or something before???
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>>720791565
bruhhh LMAOOOO i feel great today thanks man
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>>720792321
faaark... what are you holding bottom row, 2nd from right?
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>>720792853
Never been able to run. I can walk a few miles now without too much discomfort
>>720793090
Scab
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>>720792321
wtf man
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>>720792321
so those pins in your toes... are they removed under aneathesia? or do they clip the ends of after a while?
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>>720790997
HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!?!?!? YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED FROM MASSIVE BLOOD LOSS!!!
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>>720791565
Hahahaha! What a dumb fuck nerd.
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>>720789538
Ugh.. I know how you feel OP. My thumb still hasn't recovered from the swelling.
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>>720793952
Yikes.
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>>720791313
absolute perfection
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>>720793577
Nope, pulled out just like that, no anesthetic. Didn't hurt too bad, but it sure felt weird.
Link because it's a 6mb gif and i cant be arsed to make a webm of it: http://i.imgur.com/LCpSWd2.gifv
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Fucked my hand with fireworks on new years
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>>720794388
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>>720794388

looks more like a fappin' injury.
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>>720789538
Nice bottle opener op.
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>>720789538
>deformities
I can show my foot but I'm not assed. I'm insecure af about it.
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>>720794120
>http://i.imgur.com/LCpSWd2.gifv
that's hectic... cheers
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>>720790997
Fake
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bump
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>>720796240
what happened? nice patch of skin missing there
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>>720790997
What the fuck dude? Remov this! How is this possible?

>>720791313
Should I do a quickrundown?
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>>720796407
Was hit by a motorcycle, needed a skin graph....so now my but skin is on my leg lol.
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I'm blind in my right eye. I can't really post a picture because there isn't a visual difference between my eyes. But it's still a deformity i guess so i'm posting this here.
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>>720791234
>>720791234


have one like that myself. can't be fucked to take picture tho.
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>>720794388
Ouch!!!!! That sucks! Is that the had you write with?
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>>720789538
Got manly legs but my hands is gay as fuck.
Feelsbad, I have to start working out after my exams in hope that they will become more manly
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>>720797006
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>>720797006
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>>720789538
Resident EviIIL
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OP: Is that seriously a cock pic?
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>>720797043
Gahh! Wtf was that even ready to come off. Gahh why
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>>720797327
I was helping demolish an old office for a factory and accidentally kicked a bunch of metal. It started changing color and was ready to fall off a day later. I kinda had to force it off. I drew the eyes because I thought it was funny. My toenail has never looked the same.
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>>720790997
Why the fuck? Pretty edgy. Often had people in school who just had cut off their thumbs like you in the pic but a few seconds later, they had them back in place again. How the fuck do you do it?
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>>720797429
you fucking nuts. why u havent visited a doc? he could save ur toenail
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>>720796787
"Write"
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>>720797501
Here's what it looks like now.
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>>720796979
Girls don't want manly hands. They like 'musician fingers.'
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>>720791565
>>720791667
who the fuck does this demon think he is fooling

someone hold this cunt down, im going to get the holy water
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>>720797501
Its an old injury now. Probably been a few years. I've lost plenty of finger/toe nails throughout my life and haven't seen a doctor. Nothing they could really do.
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>>720793952
Slick Rick
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>>720797006
Is it supposed to look like a smiley face?
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>>720797777
Oh fuck
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>>720797777
Yes and checked!
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>>720797777
>>720797808
The cropped version is my profile picture on most sites.
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>>720791234
A2 chemistry huh? Been a couple of years since I did that
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>>720797879
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>>720794388
>Spotted the mongoloid
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>>720793952
>Remake a classic.
>Ghostbusters
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>>720797913
This is fucking gay
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>>720797913
I hope the green is a girl.
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>>720789538
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>>720796597
>skin graph
Dumb as fuck too I see
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>>720797928
>>720797006
>>720797043
Dude I recognise that smiley toe, have you posted it around somewhere?
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>>720798289
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>>720791565
What do your eyes look like when you take oxycodone?
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>>720798954
Its my twitter profile pic and I've posted it a few times here haha I'm honored.
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>>720798324
Why dumb as fuck
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>>720799333
All pupil no iris.
So essentially the same unless you're holding a bright ass light to my eyeball.
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>>720790959
Kek
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>>720794388
>>720791565
Shit like this is why I read up on firework injuries and was super careful when I made my own firecrackers

Stupid friends is why I quit
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>>720792321
JUST - the foot
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>>720791234
I'm studying A2 chem too lad
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/b/ only have finger and toes injuries.
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>>720789538
my leg
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>>720801393
Whats the curtain for?
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>>720801471
its a hospital in UK ... there were other faggots laying in the same large room .. so its to close you off from all fucked up old dementia fuckheads
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>>720791565
>>720791667

Boss
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>>720791116
its called tight workboots for 10 years
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>>720799100
Medfag here, nice fixation. The lower screws might cause some irritations after some years, can be taken out then.
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>>720801393
Compartment syndrome, eh? Fun, fun.
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>>720802296
indeed
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>>720802242
Doctors said that they will remove them after 1 year.
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>>720789538
Looks like a foot lol
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>>720800710
Hell, it never stopped me doing stupid shit just made me wear goggles and hand protection 90% of the time.
Roman candle tennis only taught me to wear a soft nut cup.
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>>720802619
tits or gtfo sissy fag
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>>720802841
Pffft nope...guess I shoulda cropped the finger nails tho
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>>720797006
>>720797043
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>>720790565
Newfag detected
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>>720793618
>eternal bleeding
fixd
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>>720801393
what is the yellow snake for?
why is it open?
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I don't like my toes, I mean the ones just near the big toe, I don't wear flip-flops during the summer and I feel awkward at swimming pool etc.

Does any other anon have that?
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>>720804477
>>720804380
>>720804309
>>720804186
>>720804052
>>720803935
I had a rough year
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>>72080448 neither injured nor deformed. Maybe stop basing your self worth on your fucking toes post something good faggot
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>>720797788
what the FUCK
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>>720790997
lol, that's "the trick"! Ppl seem to buy it :)
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>>720792321
Is this extreme acupuncture? Are you a gook, son?
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>>720805356
:D
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>>720797788
Now what's what I call edgy
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Broke my pinkie a little over a month ago, I thought it was just swollen at first but I think it's a calcium deposit that formed.
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>>720792321
i have big over-long and crooked bigtoes like this, i hate them, they've ruined my life
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>>720790997
you are a fucking freak of nature get away from me
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Broke it a couple years ago
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