Post your injuries, deformities and stuff. Ill start.
Since no ones posting heres my square thumb
not as fucked up as yours op but also got it crushed by a door
>born with odd genetic fuck up in eyes
>iris has around 3 times the density of Stroms in my eyes and the epethilial cells have crazy high amounts of pigment
>without a bright ass flash from a camera you'd either say i had giant pupil with no iris or the iris is pitch black
>stroma so thick you don't see the strands in the iris like you would with normal eyes even with high intensity lighting
>lets my pupil dilate so much eye doctors assume i've already taken eyedrops before the light makes it slowly constrict
>absolutely amazing nightvision but going from dark to even sunrise levels of light feels like a punch to my eyeballs until they slowly constrict and its all good
>goes from zero to sixty from light to dark but movie theatre to noonday can take my eyes 30 minutes to adjust
>fancy myself a mad scientist in middleschool
>make homemade napalm in small batches to show off to friends
>graduate from basic styrofoam+gas to pressure cooking and aluminum powder
>make a super small batch cause i wanted fast results to show off to chicks present
>pop the top
>autoignites and flashes
>pretty much blind while friends try patting out my hair fire cause i had a crowsnest on my head back then
>flashburns my retinas a bit and damages the iris in both eyes
>1st and 2nd degree burns from droplets and powder all over but they're so small it just looks like i cooked a lot of bacon in my lifetime with no shirt once they healed
>used to have a cool bond villian type eyescar thats essentially faded to non-existence with age that has to catch the light just so to be noticed now
>flashburns made my irises sit off center and ovoid and now have to wear highish prescription lens
>eyebrows, eyelashes, and sense of smell never recovered
Rheumatoid arthritis. Had my feet fixed a few years ago.
Ugh.. I know how you feel OP. My thumb still hasn't recovered from the swelling.
Nope, pulled out just like that, no anesthetic. Didn't hurt too bad, but it sure felt weird.
Link because it's a 6mb gif and i cant be arsed to make a webm of it: http://i.imgur.com/LCpSWd2.gifv
Fucked my hand with fireworks on new years
What the fuck dude? Remov this! How is this possible?
Should I do a quickrundown?
Got manly legs but my hands is gay as fuck.
Feelsbad, I have to start working out after my exams in hope that they will become more manly
I was helping demolish an old office for a factory and accidentally kicked a bunch of metal. It started changing color and was ready to fall off a day later. I kinda had to force it off. I drew the eyes because I thought it was funny. My toenail has never looked the same.
Why the fuck? Pretty edgy. Often had people in school who just had cut off their thumbs like you in the pic but a few seconds later, they had them back in place again. How the fuck do you do it?
I don't like my toes, I mean the ones just near the big toe, I don't wear flip-flops during the summer and I feel awkward at swimming pool etc.
Does any other anon have that?
Broke my pinkie a little over a month ago, I thought it was just swollen at first but I think it's a calcium deposit that formed.
you are a fucking freak of nature get away from me