what would you boys do if you saw me at the gym? :)

>>720789303
continue to workout

>>720789303
body looks groce tbh

>>720789303
I'd install her the Gentoo, if you know what I mean.

>>720789303
Id say nothing honestly. I'd probably think that she's a hot chick out of my range and go home and write in my personal notebook about how I saw a beautiful girl at the gym

Leave you to your work and not bother you because I'm not at the gym to fucking socialize.

>>720789303
I'd chmod her to 777.

>>720789606
And then flush all her buffers

>>720789672
Then I'd map all her memory locations.

Slap her ass and strap her iPhone

>>720789725
Maybe a little dll injection. See how she reaponds.

>>720789762
Test her for race Conditions

>>720789303

scratch my ass and do another set.

Gym girls are only fun if they come up to you

>>720789791
Enjust she is in proper Bootable order.

>>720789303
Vomit.

Jizz on her keyboard

>>720789303
Nuffin..Maybe laugh.. looks so selfcentered not for me

>>720789303
>too thin
>non-existent child bearing hips
>ass like beef jerky instead of like a peach

Tell her to jump off tren and jump on some fucking bonbons. I've got a /b/ro with bigger tits than her.

>>720789303
say tits and timestamp or GTFO

>>720789894
I'm a dude and I have bigger tits than her. Lol.

>>720789303

Girls taking selfies at the gym are just to be avoided.

I can't be the only one that ignores hot chicks by default. It's become subconscious now. Their less hot, less fit friends are generally better in bed and fun to be around.

>>720789606
>Everyone accessible
CUCK
U
C
K

>>720789948
100%.

>>720789967
She's not mine, she's some gym whore. It's only right to share man.

>>720789303
Like any of us would ever go to a gym

>>720789948
cheers to a man who has seen the world.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>720789948
ORLY?

That must be why I bang lots of the hot chicks I set my sights upon. No competition, since weak gened betas automatically take themselves out of the equation.

>>720789471
>I'd install her the Gentoo, if you know what I mean.
No. Please elaborate.

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>>720789303

>>720789303
Keep working out

>>720790098
Would you need to be on the treadmill to do that?

>>720789303
Attempt to impress ger by doubling her lift

>>720789303
Ignore you because you have an ugly man type body and more veins than a throbbing cock.

>>720789303

Ask for a spot. My chest gains are fkn terrible.

>>720790132
I'd go hardrive on her software

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>>720790146
K E K
E
K

>>720789303
Ask why the fuck she is taking selfies

Tell her to GTFO, she is trying to mess with my gains.

>>720789303
/ignore, and proceed with my work out. Some hazy spam piece isn't getting my attention that easy.

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>>720789348
those gains don't make themselves brother

Look at you, sigh and murmur to myself: what has the world come to?

Pull your pants down and suck your dick

>>720790328
only acceptable time to admire such beauty is between sets

>>720790123

>Bang

Hitting and quitting is not my style. Besides, less sampling of the "hot girl" herpes pool the better.

I've slept with around 20 women, which might be low to some people who make it their task to get laid every night at clubs, but I've never had a one night stand.

I get to know them, see them for a few months and then it washes out. You have a lot more fun that way and the sex is always amazing.

Some of them have good personalities. And they enjoy being the envy of their hotter friends that one guy is hanging around, keeping them company and banging them every night.

>>720789303
this is not you OP. you little faggot.
if you pretend that this is you.
you know the rules.
tits with a time stamp or..... GTFO !!!!!

I'd tell her timestamp or gtfo

>>720790146
ahh....
sweet memory.
XD

>>720791241
>Only one to ask timestamp

Is 4chan just newfags?

oohhh shit, fuck... I don't know eh. I'd prolly try for a creep, then maybe go for a seat sniff. Follow you out and try to talk to you... maybe buy you a gatorade (probably a few different flavours) and see if you wanted one.

>>720791364
No, we just all know this is fake.
You fucking mong.

>>720790184
Calm down, REM.

>>720789303
Ignore you. I go to the gym to exercise. I have a hot milf at home for my needs.

>>720791364
samefag>>720791241
you see anon,
even if they pretend that they know that this thread is a fake like this moron>>720791515
they are still like you said, newfags.
too many 12 years old children here.

>>720789303
Tell you to get back in the kitchen as i effortlessly lift more weight than you because im a man.

>>720789424
>groce

>>720789303
if you have a nice ass i will look at your ass between sets

besides that nothing

>>720789606
>>720789672
INSTALL GENTOO
REMOVE SYSTEM 32
PRAISE STALLMAN

>>720789303
This >>720789348

look nod keep doing what im doing girls hate being harassed at the gym usually no point in getting my membership canceled or kicked out cause i stared at some tits when i can just get the same effect online

>>720792174
You wouldn't even check her out because you're afraid of harassment claims? That's weak man, very weak.

>>720792276
oh i would def check those dubs out i just wouldnt push it

>>720792365
Training is more important bro, I agree

>>720790246
Are you a nerd from an 80s movie wtf?

>>720789348
Ditto.

>>720792276
>be me
>be 600 lb slab of muscle
>see tiny meat girl
>me want help meat girl in sick gains
>maybe she see me meat muscles and be motivate
>waddle up to tiny girl
>massive tree trunk sized beef thighs quake the room
>shove beef loaded arm cannons in her face
>tiny girl no like
>must not sense my manliness
>lift back hoe sized arms to waft man sent from glorious under arm forest
>tiny girl pukes
>tiny girl must be lacking protein
>take out raw steak
>tiny girl no want
>me realize tiny girl no like dead meat
>tiny girl hard core beef enthusiast
>whip out my live throbbing man meat
>she is horrified
>say "meat give protein"
>"take protein from my meat"
>she runs
>"why tiny girl go way now?"
>"my protein meat not meaty nuff for tiny girl"
>DONT UNDERSTAND
>cops come
>cops are skinny losers
>make fun of skinny men
>skinny men take out bang bang things
>"silly bang bang things can no be stonger than me meat"
>cops make bang bang sounds
>bang bang things make holes in muscles
>no blood
>only ground beef comes out
>i am meatman puny skinny men no hurt meatman
>cops take out burny meat spray
>sprays meat spray in eyes
>no work since eyes are so muscular
>have idea
>kill cops
>cook and season with meat spray
>eat cops
>WHY NO TASTE LIKE PIG? IS PIG BUT NO TASTE LIKE PIG. MEAR SPRAY BAD
>go lift till i crap myself
>good day it was for meatman

Why would a woman do that to herself ? Totally disfigure her body.

>>720794052
You're that guy that writes the tendies and mom stories, aren't you? Cool style.

>>720789303
Probably continue my workout? I don't go to the gym to stare at people I go to stay in shape.

>>720789303
Go masturbate in the change room then rub my man juices all over your face.

>>720794337
No just a random anon

>>720789303
I would probably look akwardly at you a few brief times trying not to.

Compare you to Casey Johnston and say you ain't my liftfu