lets get a green text/store thread going about when you have

contributin.

>be me
>never have been invited to a party

>>720761061

>be me
>Go to party
>Did not act like a fag or a douche
>had consensual sex with nice chick
>no drama just a good time

>be me
>dying of cancer
>only a few months to live
>invited to HS party out of pity
>only one not drinking
>chemo
>dumb broad passes out an hour in
>they carry her to the guest room
>5min I go in
>rape her
>took photos
>hung them up at school
>life is ruined so I'm taking this whore with me
>yolo

>>720761780
counterfeit and homosexual

>>720761647
MODS

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>be me
>raep

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>be me
>circa 1976
>fucked my dog

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>bee me
>giant cock
>fuck pussi
>ayyy

>>720761647
Pics or it didnt happen

>>720762412

Read last line....

No drama. You fags make everything too complicated. Its just that simple. Man up and don't be a douche.

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>be me
>12 yrs old
>go to New York
>Pewdiepie book signing
>Marzia is there
>Hug her
>grabs her ass

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>>720761061

>college
>very much a beta guy
>house I rent a room in is a duplex
>two addresses one building
>I live in the upstairs
>we share the basement with the downstairs
>the downstairs guys through house parties in the basement and give us part of the profit as we are sharing in the risk
>I'm 21 and have a surplus of cash
>I don't buy booze for parties, but buy it for myself and occasionally get tapped to sell what I have during the party as shots
>sell a handle of rum and a bottle of cinnimon whiskey a shot at a time in the same night.
>absurd amount of profit, and as the person distributing alcohol, seem to become more attractive to the ladies
>several girls buy me a shot as they buy themselves shots
>Pretty sloshy by night's end
>Head upstairs, find a girl passed out on the stairs
>Try to get her to stand up.
>She's confused as fuck. It's impossible.
>The thought occurs to me that I could do whatever I want to this girl and no one would ever know.
>Push thought from mind.
>Look at her for a long time,
>Walk her to my room and then help her to lay down on a rug.
>Find a condom
>Put condom on, fuck her (pussy). If she is fighting getting fucked, bypass any help they offer.

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>>720761416
kek

>>720761647
http://i.imgur.com/OWdZDlF.jpg

>Be me
>Never went to parties in HS/college
>Studied instead
>Late night cramming for physics test
>Fall asleep halfway through
>Uncle rapes me while I'm passed out
Did I do it right, /b/?

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>be me
>throwing a party
>parents make me babysit my cousin
>13
>they don't know about the alcohol
>whatever
>parties started
>cousin drinks alcohol while I'm not looking
>passes out
>bring her to my room and lock the door
>continue partying
>early morning
>most people left
>go to my room sloshed
>cousin still asleep
>tight teen ass
>fuck her mouth
>pass out
>woke up to parents yelling
>cousin still had jizz on her face
>dicks out pants down

>be me
>not ugly
>know how to pick up girls
>have fucked about 1500 times
>4 MFF 3somes
>don't need to rape girls when they're passed out
You're all beta fucks. Then again, I'm still here posting on /b/.

>>720761780
pics or it didn't happen

If she didn't want to fuck every guy at the party, then she wouldn't have drunk so much.

>>720763795
nigga being able to pick up girls is fun and all
being able to take full advantage of a bitch with no repercussions assuming you played it right, that's even sweeter, challenge yourself to stay out of the pokey

>>720763795
Girls just want to be raped

Why else would they dress like a slut, go to a crowded party filled with horny guys and get drunk

>>720763410
KEK AT JPG

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>>720763795
Sure nigga sure

What's sex?

>>720764242

They don't want to get raped.

They *do* deserve to get raped, though.

Publicly I will always say what an awful thing it is for any girl to get raped, but privately I cheer. I honestly, truly want every girl to get raped at some point in her lifetime.

>You say that, but what about your sisters, anon?

Them, too.

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>>720761061
>lets get a green text/store thread going about when you have found passed out or drunk girls at partys.

It's refreshing to see an Anon admit to the only way he will ever get sex.

>>720764522
How come?

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>>720761780

Nice to know where the cancer on /b/ is coming from.

>>720764609

Just because an anon gets sex this way doesn't mean it's the only way he will ever get sex.

I lost my virginity fucking a passed out girl a party, but later had multiple girlfriends and now am engaged.

>>720764522
I know because I raped her

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>>720764688
Some little filly broke his heart.

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>>720761061
A girl walked into my dorm room drunk and disoriented. She acted like she knew me and I walked her out into the hallway and then took her into the stairwell and laid her down and pissed on her. Left her there

Rape should be legal

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>>720761061
>be sophmore in highschool
>at house party
>one of the hottest blondes (senior) in school is there
>4am rolls around and people start to either leave or just pass out in random places
>go to use bathroom
>doors locked and i just hear wooping and cheering from inside
>eventually the door opens
>4 football team bros walk out laughing
>hot blonde is all wet and in bathtub passed out and shit self
>look closer
>shes covered in piss
>bro dudes golden showered her
>run out and go home
>next day everyone from school knows
>mfw

>>720764688

Because I'm kind of a piece of shit and hate women. I love seeing them made powerless.

If rape was legal girls would dress more conservatively and drink less around men.

>>720765052
Oh, so Mommy issues

If rape was legal the crime rate would drop significantly

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>>720763795
>>have fucked about 1500 times

If rape was legal half of you wouldn't be virgins

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>>720764823

If rape was legal I'd rape every day.

>>720765091

If rape was legal, plenty of girls wouldn't dress at all, because they'd be in a state of constant raped by every horny male with any proximity to her, including her father.

>>720763795
>his 1on1 to threesome ratio is 374-1
>he hasnt even had a foursome

what a fucking fag

If rape was legal I'd rape slutty kids walking home from school

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I know some fagz looking for this

>>720765141

Pretty much, yep. But guys with mommy issues rape the fuck out of girls. Girls with daddy issues put themselves in situations where they can expect to be raped.

It's way better to have mommy issues.

If rape was legal bitches would stop whining to the police about rape

If rape was legal I'd rape so much my dick would be swollen

>>720764085
does any have that video

>>720765372
Moar!!

I rape was legal the birth rate would go up

Let's LEGALIZE rape

>>720765304
You mean, they'd be wearing burqas like...

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If rape was legal I'd get raped by men and be too weak to rape any women

If rape was legal I wouldn't get so much hate immigrating to Germany.

If rape was legal, niggers would have to find some other illegal shit to get into

>>720762670
wtf, is that a real pic?

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I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes. It's nowhere near as bad as murder, cancer, or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick.

And really, women can't be raped since the vagina is designed to accommodate cock. Only men can be raped.

Rape isn't a big deal. It's just typical female exaggeration to get attention. They all fantasize about rape so they actually enjoy it. They just want to trade in their "victim" status for clothing and jewellery and don't want to give sex away for free.

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>>720762276

If rape was legal woman would learn their place

If rape was legal you wouldn't go to jail for raping

I don't really get the thinking. I mean, I love to treat women like sluts, but raping them? Feels better to make them want you.

if rape was legal id be out of business, m i rite?

>>720765838
Might be bait but anyway.

Just because something CAN be done doesn't mean it should. Humans are designed to be plenty of things that have many negative repercussions to them.

And as for rape, you're right that murder is worse but rape is still pretty bad. It can lead to diseases, pregnancy, and is almost always associated with violence.

There is literally nothing wrong with pineapple on pizza

>>720766320
What a faaaaaag

>>720761939
actually, i heard this is a good way to revive a person when they pass out... thanks for the educational pic anon

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>>720765652
>I rape was legal

Found the trump voter.

jerked off on my mom a few times, after her divorce and she was dating, she would come home drunk and pass out sometimes, other times she would bring a guy home and when he left I would jerk to her passed out naked

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It's rape as soon as she says it's rape... i fuck my wife while she sleeps all the time... she prefers it that way.

>>720766472
>making things about politics when literally nobody cares

found the liberal

>best friend in high school is a really good looking popular girl
>I am a loser but we have been friends forever
>she takes me to a part with her
>popular guy who threw the party tries to get with her
>I am cockblocking him
>he gets me and her really drunk
>I have to sit down
>he starts leaving with her into his room where he is for sure going to rape her
>I try to protest but instead just throw up all over myself
>She starts making a big deal about getting me cleaned up so the guy gets some clothes I can barrow and takes me into the bathroom
>I am barely awake and he is pulling my shirt off, then my pants, then I feel him feeling my cock
>He is squeezing my cock and asking me why I am not getting hard
>Tells me he would be fucking my faghag girlfriend if I didn't throw up
>says he should just fuck me and starts trying to push into my hole
>he can't get it in and instead just beats off and blows his load on me.
>he manages to get some shorts on me and throws a clean shirt at me and leaves.

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>>720766824

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>>720766824

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>>720766565

No, you didn't; I voted trump. I was commenting on your lack of education. Found the assuming twelve year old.

>>720766523

If I was married to you, I'd prefer it that way too, but with Rohypnol.

>>720767105
I'm sorry you made such a bad decision.

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>>720761061

>14 years ago, GF and I are early 20s
>GF has hot MILF friend that is mid 30s
>We go out to dinner and she comes back to our apartment to have drinks
>We drink and bullshit for a few hours
>I'm tired and go to bed
>MILF tells GF she is too drunk to drive home, asks to crash on our couch
>GF comes to bed
>A few hours later I get up to get some water
>Pass by couch and MILF is ass-up on the couch with no panties and dress hiked up
>Resembles pic
>I guess she decided to masturbate and passed out during
>Pull comforter over her and shake her to wake her up
>She is out cold.
>Check that GF is asleep. She's out too
>Go back and pull comforter back. Play with pussy a bit.
>Keep upping the ante
>Eventually get to the point where I am fucking her
>She is slightly moaning
>Can tell she is orgasming from pulsating pussy
>Cum in her, felt so great
>Get towel and wiper her up
>Try to get pictures, but phone cameras were literal potatoes then
>Pull down dress, pull up comforter
>We go out to breakfast in the morning
>Was hot as fuck sitting across from her
>I tried to engineer that same situation a few times again but never worked out

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>>720767105
lmao I wasn't OP, look who's making assumptions now

>>720766306
So if it felt better to rape, then you'd rape? I mean I'm a rapist but I do it because it's the right thing to do , not because it "feels better". You disgust me.

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>>720766824

Sounds legit.

>>720765372
does anyone have more from this set?

>>720767253
Do you also play with dynamite in your spare time?
I mean cheating on your girlfriend while overseas is one thing but you're a different kind of risky.

>>720761061
>Volunteer to carry 18 year old back to her dorm room down the hall.
>rub her vulva through her yoga pants

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>>720767285

>>720767319
Yeah, but I'd only rape you.

>>720761061
I always drink girls at parties

>>720767548
Case closed

>>720767514
this derailed horribly idk what's going on anymore

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>>720767252
>>720767285

I'd still grab you both by the pussy. Trumps America, bitches.

>>720765372
MOAR

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>>720767319
You are a true hero. I could never do what you do, 'aking me a beta cuck who respects women and takes them on dates, never to fondle the pondle.

>>720767717
Only the god emperor can grab me by the pussy faggot fuck outta here

>>720767319
why the fuck are /b/ people so funny?

>>720766824
>throw this party in high school
>invite all these hot bitches im tryin to bag
>the hottest one brings some loser she's known for ever
>im laying down the mack hard
>this dipshit keeps trying to cock block me
>feed him a few shots and some keystones
>next thing i know he's black out drunk
>perfect time to smash this chick
>the retard tries to get up and stop us
>pukes on himself
>she makes a big deal out of taking him to the bathroom and cleaning him up
>tell her ill handle this
>he's drunk as fuck
>grab his little dick and take pics of it next to my mammoth schlong
>whole party laffs at it later
>jam a tooth brush up his butt
>he fights back feebly
>tell him im gonna fuck his girl friend when we're done here
>say hes lucky i dont fuck him instead
>jerk off on his face
>throw some dirty laundry at him
>leave
>fuck her brains out
>pass her off to the boys and she blows them all

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>>720767811

Who you think Trump is? Faggot. Emperor Trump will grab your pussy.

>>720761416
are you me?

>>720767967
kek

>>720764590
this one wins

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>>720767967
>>jerk off on his face

>>720767967
>>grab his little dick

ggaaay

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>>720761061
>be me
>have friend
>friend me to party
>go party
>friend get drunk and pass out
>me take off friend clothes
>mix corn starch and water
>pour corn starch and water on friend pussy
>profet

>>720762790
Bitch look like she 'bout to break her back

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>>720768712

>>720765744
don't worry. no one would want to fuck you.

>>720762670
so the nudes do exist

>>720768696
>he doesnt jokingly fondle and blow his bros as a bawdy party joke

fffaaaag

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>>720769064
Grindr proved otherwise

> childhood
> playing in the backyard
> little sister is sleeping
> curious, so I open her vagina
> scary!!
> mortified, but still curious
> decide to stick a pebble inside
> it sticks!
> lol
> proceed to stick more pebbles inside
> brag to bohemian artist mom
> grow up and create award winning show, Girls
> befriend Amy Schumer
> stunning and brave

>Drunk in a house party
>Me and my friends are TOTAL ASSHOLES when drunk
>Go to a room and find a girl pass out
>First sharpie her face
>Grab titties
>She is still asleep
>Looking for more stuff in the room that can make the night magical
>We find instant glue
>First we get her naked (Friend licks her vago, hes into that)
>Stick her hands together
>The stick his vago lips together
>Last but not least stick her feet together
>She looked like a clapping monkey

>>720769577
Wow! So progressive!

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>>720767105
>I voted trump.
>commenting on your lack of education.
Pick one Anon, protip; you're dumb.

not found but along the same lines, left my gf naked passed out in our bed and left the door open while the party kept going, anyone on the way to the toilet got a good look

>>720761535

Isn't this fake? Made by some feminist or something?

>>720761061

>be me
>go to a party
>party hard
>find passed out girl lying on her back
>turn her to lie on her side so she doesn't choke to death if she starts vomiting
>return to party even harder

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>>720771425

>>720771117
It's some pornstar. It is fake.

>>720761061
Looks like my ex

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>>720771117
Come on, anon. The watermark is right there on the picture...

Makes u think how many babies R made this way

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>>720761964

I would only enjoy it if she Crys while I cum

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what we did to this nigger once she was high/drunk, good times.

>>720765744
this is basically my sex life

>>720761061
Getthelube.com

>>720765779
Kek>>720765829

Need more

>>720766523
Is that her? Moar

>>720768486
More, please.

>>720772405
more

>>720761776
Who's that?

Source????

Anyone ever do it and they woke up after crying

>>720762883
got to love the censorship....

>>720761416
lol that's exactly what I was thinking- I'd have to actually be asked to go to parties first

>>720761061
>Be me
>At party with a few friends
>Ask where the bathroom is
>The owner tells me up the stairs, first door on the very left
>Go up and open door
>Girl passed out against the shower
>Take a piss
>Leave bathroom

Didn't even flush the toilet. I still feel like an idiot to this day.

More stories

Happened to my gf once. Fucked her with some other anons

>>720775320
Nice

>>720765372
yes please post the set.

ture story
>ex gf's younger sis used to party alot
>she stayed with us
>They both trusted me and I was more ready to be a "parent" than gf
>ex's sis comes in drunk
>As per usual she needs help
>Help her to her bedroom
>Gf asleep and sis passed out
>Take a few peeks
>Overtime get more cocky
>About the last time before we break up
>Confident enough to just drag her pants all the way down
>Take some pics
>Masturbate while feeling her up
>Nut in her mouth
>Hold her head upwards so she "Swallows" whatever is in her mouth
>Tap her head thinking "good girl"

So yeah...

>>720767476
her vulva? Okay. Definitely not a virgin.

>>720777610
How old was the sis?

>>720762624
more please, no censured?

>>720761061
>Sister and I are at a party.
>We get blackout drunk. >
I vaguely remember making out with someone.
>I wake up naked, next to my naked sister.
>Sex residue on both of us.
>Our "friends" giggling is what wakes us up.
>Friends claim we were making out with each other at party.
>Friends claim we staggered together into the spare room and hint that we fucked.
>Sister and I rationalize we fucked other people and our "friends" pranked us.
>We no longer get blackout drunk and got new friends.

>>720777922
You had one fucking job and you blew it.

>>720777968
It's better than us admitting that we might have actually fucked in our drunken haze... and better than admitting that we hung with people who would giggle at it instead of stopping it.

>>720761416
>Be me
>Sitting at a table with a bunch of friends
>Girl going around telling people about a party they're throwing and inviting everybody
>Gets up to the table me and friends are at
>Invites everybody there but specifically tells me that I'm not allowed to go

>>720778226
You did something to make her hate you. She threw a party to invite people to in front of you just to give you the finger. She probably secretly hated the party aside from doing it to spite you.

>>720767967
>>grab his little dick and take pics of it next to my mammoth schlong
>>whole party laffs at it later
>>jam a tooth brush up his butt
>>he fights back feebly
>>tell him im gonna fuck his girl friend when we're done here
>>say hes lucky i dont fuck him instead
>>jerk off on his face


Why are you so gay?

>>720763814
eww does her pussy have rabies

>>720763410
>>they don't know about the alcohol

fake and gay

>>720777968
Well, it's the only time I possibly fucked someone too sloshed to say no.

>>720778365
From what I heard she says it's because I'm "weird" and that I stare at her. Even though we never had classes together and I rarely ever saw her around school. She wasn't good looking either so I never bothered to actually look at her much even if I knew she was around.

>>720766472
Couldn't spell and didn't take the time to double check the authenticity. Libtard

>>720764966

>be me eurodude
>went to countless parties
>only found passed out dudes, wtf
>and sober dudes are carefully watching girls drinking
>everyone, like me, is waiting for Some Lucky Occasion™
>the only time a girl passed out, immediately five girls voluntereed to take her home

my most lucky occasion:
>be me at a party
>random girl drank quite a bit
>seems like she's ready to pass out
>sit near her on the sofa waiting for it
>she turns to me and asks something:
>"anon, could you pleaaaaRRRRGGHHH!!!"
>she vomited all over me and herself

>>720778884
At some point, even at some points, you rejected her. You might have missed social cues and in your apathy accidentally blew her off. Wannabe popular girls and popular girls take big offense to that if memory serves.

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>>720761647

>>720765838
>I don't see what the big deal is about rape. It's just a dick in your hole for a few minutes.

seems like you enjoy a dick throbbing up your ass hole for a few minutes.

>tldr: only gays want Rape to be Legal

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>>720762080
>jamal
>ceaser
>ayyyy
>thoceswaslolbredbitchniggafreshcuzwhitebitchopen


people dont talk like this

>>720778562
>eww does her pussy have rabies

virgin detected

>>720761964

seems like phishing

>>720778365
This but I through ragers andade them feel worse when people talked about what happened. I also have alcoholic parents who let it happen so who won on the long run?

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>>720761061

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FV-jJkgXQRg

>>720775157

c'mon, no dude ever flushes the toilet after pissing.

>>720779149
kek

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>>720768896
she fucking better MMMMMM

>>720779422
Long run? You. You don't depend upon the social crap (the social cesspool is a bipolar monster) other people need to go on with your life. That girl is probably at her peak in life. You still have yours to look forward to.

>>720779319
Black's do. You're privileged.

>>720779602
fuck off babe

>>720779068
Probably that. I was the kind of person who tended to keep to myself and never bothered with others aside from the people I knew.

>>720761780
If you're dying anyways why not drink?

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>>720762080
fake and gay

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>drinking with friends
>cutie passes out and we leave her in a crack spot
>keep thinking about her all night
>leave early to go find her
>feel tits
>felt wrong so left her in crack spot
>regroup, keep partying

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>>720764966
Where'd you go to school bruh?

>>720775157 At a party, drunk, had to take a piss. Bathroom door closed. Two girls come out giggling. Cant even remember who they were but they knew my name. "Hey Anon, go in there and tell "drunk girl" how to use the shower hot/cold single tap" Go in, shower curtain closed. Open it from one end, naked drunk chick laying in tub needs cold shower. Not passed out yet. DAMMIT. Proceed to explain shower controls to drunken moron. She yells to leave. "Hold on i gotta piss". Take super long frothy beer piss. Her friends banging on bathroom door probably thinking im raping her by now. Flush, leave, laugh. Seen drunk girl at different party next weekend, shes sober, cute as fuck, remembers my name and i find out she likes me. Good thing didnt molest.

>>720779727
The fuck is a crack spot?

>>720779785
A place were crack heads do drugs

>>720767967
Top kek

>be junior in college
>average freshman chick comes to party
>drinks too much
>passes out in my bed
>I eventually go to my bedroom
>pants unbuttoned I slip a finger down there
>smell, pretty good
>taste, whoops now I'm hard
>pull pants down rub my cock on her puss
>tell myself I'll just rub on outside
>eventually realize in for a penny in for a pound
>penetrate her, she moans a bit, says No.
>I stop but pull out and cum all over her puss
>she still passed out
>I pull her pants back up and go back out to party.
>few hours later she comes of bedroom crying
>I think ,"oh shit"
>she just says I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
> realize she pissed herself
>TFW she apologizing for pissing my bed
>TFW she pissed away all evidence.

>>720765838
Boi thats the dumbes shit I've ever red

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>>720778562
>rabies

>>720780006
She knew you molested her. She also knew you pulled back when she said no but still jizzed on her. She pee'd your bed as punishment then forgave you.

>>720779319
niggers aren't people

>be me, canadian living in Germany
>visit (female) american friend in her dorm
>her crazy strayan friend is there
>we hang out for a few hours, having a good time
>eventually time comes around to go the party being thrown in a neighboring building
>we are all very drunk and stoned, but no one nearly at the level of the strayan cunt
>don't even stay at the party long, americunt isn't feeling it and leaves
>entrusts me to watch out for her friend
>she's shitfaced leaning on some German dude
>pushes me off when I ask her if she wants to head back
>whatever, 10 minutes later I head back anyway
>find her basically passed out on the stairs
>German guy trying to coax her up
>she punches him and goes with me
>starts making out with me, promptly vomits and passes out
>I feel her up
>cum on her face
>we had sex when she woke up

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>>720780236

>She pee'd your bed as punishment then forgave you

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>>720780242
This statement is more real than you know. It is one of the most inconvenient truths.

>>720779867
Classy

>>720780236
Worth it. Just threw mattress into the parking lot. Let landlord deal with it. Slept on blow up mattress rest of semester.

>>720761061
At my wedding one of my wife's sister passed out and everybody just kind of ignored her sleeping on the lawn for a while. Eventually her dad took her inside and I think he fucked her.