ITT /b/ lives in the same house

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It's okay, anon, I'll wash the dishes since you made dinner tonight.

Check em'

Alright, who fucking shit in the sink again?

*cleans up*

cum in a sock not on the floor you niggers

>>720757636
It was me, OP was fapping to gay midget porn in the bathroom for HOURS

Don't open my door, I'm trying to hotbox my room.

>>720757092
If any fucking faggot ass furries go near my dog I will shoot them.

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*sits in corner looking at phone*
>I wish I could use my vidya without hearing "shit taste" every time
>why wont anon flush his pubes when he shaves there everywhere!
>my feet hurt
>why does that other anon get to be the little girl
>moot was a better landlord...

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WHO'S READY TO STRIKE UP A DIDDY!

Why the fuck was I adopted here?

Stop using my dragon dildos. Or at least clean them when you're done. Oh yeah and look at this dank banana meme

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I'm bringing a girl back tonight. All you fags need to roll. I might get the sex.

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That would be paradise. All of us cunts living in an apartment. Being super cool and stuff.

We'd all have Christmas, and one of us would make cinnamon rolls in the morning and we'd all wallow in sadness but atleast we'd have eachother. Imagine the crazy adventures.

God I'm gay.

Grabbing something to eat real fast You bros need anything?

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>>720759369
She does not look 18, bro.

>>720759369
i get seconds

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>>720757092

Just FYI friends: there's a mountain lion warning in effect.

>>720759321
I'll be more careful next time daddy.

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>>720757092
I'm going to the store to get Mountain Dew, mind if you fuckers watch my laptop while it's installing an OS?

Guys! How do I green text irl?

>>720757798
Don't ever shit in the sink again or else you'll get a Drano enema.

Shitter's clogged

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Very funny assholes. Stop touching MY GUNS!!

There is a discolored stain on my wall from the side of my bed to the floor, the sheet and mattress are also hardened from semen. Anyone wanna cum cuddle?

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>>720759321
GTFO BANANAFAG, STOP SPAMMING MY YLYL!!!!!!
>RREEEEEEEEEEEREE

>>720760059
I'll watch it for you.
>deletes Windows System 32.

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Okay guys who the fuck let Spider-Man in the house

>>720760221
You just say

>comedy chevron

Before you say anything

>>720761388
Fuck you. It took about an hour to format.

Okay, who the fuck ate the last pizza roll?

>>720761596
>Now that I'm done with fapping to lava lamps
Shouldn't have left it here with us /b/ros.

>>720762691
>Breaks lava lamps
Now you won't fap to them anymore. I'll still reinstall Windows.

>>720762893
>broken lava lamp
>lava lamp blobs that were unreachable before
THANKS, YOU ARE MY FAP HERO!

>>720759473
Cheese pizza based anon

>>720763132
Good luck getting cancer from that.

Ylyl room no fucken bananas here

>>720763454
>Throws in a bunch of bananas I bought from a grocery store

Which of you will volunteer to have your flesh flayed so I can make lamp covers out of them?

Don't go into that room the traps are at it again.

>>720763630
Here, >>720759435 this faggot will do it.

Does anyone have high quality floor tiles in this house?
>I need to fap.

>>720757092
SHITTER'S FULL!

>Locks all bathrooms in the house
>charges toll to get in

>>720763749
So now you want floor tiles? I just installed the hardwood a week ago.

>>720759435
Those cinnamon buns probably have semen in them

>>720763749
There's probably rat shit all over them so, we don't have any.

>>720763720
>Flays the legs
AAWWAAEEEIIIIAAAAAGGGHHH
>Ah, perfect screams for perfect flesh.
>Flays the dick and ballsack
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Such exqusite agony, my favorite part.
>Flays chest
hhhhrrrrrrrrggggg
>Ah, it appears he has died. A pity.
>Finishes flaying the corpse.
>Time to make lamp covers.
I will eat the body to dispose of it, waste not!

>>720764271
Are you one of Ed Gein's descendants?

>>720764470
Who my ancestor was is of no concern to you.
>Such beautiful flesh. But alas, flaying is hard work.
>I must wait another day.

>>720764925
Forget that I asked. Now, I need you to make me a laptop carrying case using the skin of this guy >>720763132

I AM A FALLEN DEGENERATE, NAME THE MOST PERVERTED THINGS YOU CAN FAP TO, AND I WILL HAVE ALREADY FAPPED TO IT
>SUCK IT TILEFUCKER AND COUCHFUCKER.

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>>720757092
WHERE'S MY WAIFU PILLOW??!?!?!?!

Who the FUCK took a shit in the oven and turned it on 450 degrees? It smells like a god damn mortuary in here.

>>720765084
The handle will be... Tricky.
>I think he heard you, I cannot find him anywhere.

Help, I clogged the shitter!

*farts*

>>720765215
Tell him I got him a new lava lamp.

>>720765196
Me. Enjoy, faggot. Also, don't touch my stuff, I booby trapped it.

>>720765241
>Knocks you out
>Uses your face to unclog it
The sheer ugliness of your face causes the shit to flee in horror

>>720765367
>tell him I got him a new lava lamp
I would bring him such delightful bait if he were to be found.

>hears door bell
>o fuk

WHO WENT ON CRAIG'S LIST AND BOUGHT 20 PREGNANT MEXICAN PROSTITUTES.

>>720765537
We'll just wait until dinner. If he smells Totino's, he'll come out.

Anyone want to go and adopt like two dozen dogs then lock them in a room until there is only one left alive then keep him as the house mascot?

>>720765540
Excellent, prepare the flaying room!
>I shall make a masterpiece!

>>720757092
Anon hung himself in the closet. Should we even bother cutting him down?

I'm a cook, and I don't mind cleaning up after if people keep the bullshit to a low roar and provide groceries.

What do we want for dinner, /b/?

Also, how do we feel about adopting cats?

Hey I am heading to Costco how may gallons of lotion do I need to get today?

>>720765734
We feed him to the leftover dog.
>>720765680

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>>720757815
Yeah we can smell your meth out here kid!

>makes DMT in the kitchen, spills naptha all over the counter top

>>720765734
CUT HIM DOWN FOR ME, I'LL FUCK THE CORPSE!

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>>720759473
Will you drop me at work

>>720765384
Literally the only thing you own in this house is an empty can of spam and three No. 2 pencils. Why the fuck would you booby trap them?

P-please tell me I-I'm not the only one t-t-turned on by t-t-toilet p-paper?
>SHITFUCKTITSCOCK

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>>720757778
in one that's not currently worn by someone who's just passed out anyways
fucking foot fetishis

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Hi can I join in too ?

>>720766162
Floor tiles do it for me ;s

>>720766303
FOUND THE TILEFUCKER!
>strips him, forces broken floor tiles into anus
>blasts load on face
>leaves TILEFUCKER bleeding and sobbing like a faggot bitch

Get 66666

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>>720763630

I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, STOP LEAVING THE BABIES ON THE GRILL!

>>720766622
Nuuuuuu

>>720766670
>REVS CHAINSAW WITH SHARP DICKHEADS
WHICH OF YOU FAGGOTS STOLE MY GET?!

>>720757092
>I'll mop the floor in the kitchen, take off your shoes Anons...

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>>720763749
Only oldest of fags will know

GUYS: I'VE GOT QUADS ON MY MILK CARTON!!
11/11/16

YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST!

>>720766858
Wouldnt want those tiles dirty after all anons, you know i like them clean

>>720766858
>throws shoes on roof.
Oh btw ive been dropping lsd on random bits of food i find around the shack. Enjoy fuckers

>>720766899
DRINK IT
>I JIZZED IN IT BECAUSE I FUCK MILK

Who's been pissing in the bed?

>using megaphone
CAN I HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION?

PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, GIVE ME YOUR TOENAIL CLIPPINGS. I NEED TO ADD MORE TO MY COLLECTION.

>>720767137
which bed?

>>720767168
Take peeled skin too?

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>>720766899

>>720767192
My bed

>>720766895
Whats a oldest of fag?

I NEVER GET (you) s IN THIS HOUSE

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>>720766282
Got rent money pig fucker?

>>720767137
All of us. Newfag.

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>>720766622
You dont understand cause youre a bitch!

>>720767246
>a oldest
Stop! You have been detained by the Grammar Gestapo!

Stop wearing girl panties you hairy fat faggots

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>>720757999
>moot was a better landlord...

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>>720767246
Oldest of oldfags i guess

>>720766303
Youre not the original are you?!

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OH FUCK THE FRIDGE IS ON FIRE

Three giggling overweight guys in full ss uniform fix a sign to the door of the toilet reading "gas chamber".

>>720767615
JOKES ON YOU, I FAP TO BURNING REFRIGERATORS

>>720767416
Lol i should not have corrected mine hahaha

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>>720767716

>>720767729
WELL FUCKING PUT IT OUT WITH YOUR CUM YOU DINGUS

>>720757092
>/b/ isn't the same person for every post

>>720767777
Quads! Gotta take a bong hit.
> hands filthy bong

>>720767743
>whats a oldest
A double charge has been put against you!
>Firing squad!
>Ready!
>Aim!
FEUER!

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WHO KEEPS DOING THIS?

>>720767955
Woo dubs
>smokes your cone

>>720767955
Is that a dragon dildo bong?

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>>720767777

>>720768042
It has many uses

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Leev mai rum alone you nurmees

>>720767777
I can't
>I'm dried up
>I fap to being dried up.

>>720768015
Hey guys
>We found the couchfucker.

55 people, one shitshack
>how many fucking rooms does this place have?

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>>720757092

OP complaining to having a roof over his head he can't afford? smh

>>720757252
underrated

>>720768450
4 i sleep in my car but the rent is 13cents a week

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hey guys i have to run some errands can you all take care of my pet slyveon while im gone?

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Not cool guys, I just paid to have the rugs cleaned.

>>720768577
Found dinner!

>>720768526
Plus a shed and a port-a-potty.

>wanting friends so bed you make this thread

>>720768526
13c a week x 57 = $7.41 per week
$7.41 per week x 52 = $385.32 per year
$385.32 x 30 = $11,559.6 after 30 years.

>>720766152
I kekked. Also, who the FUCK stole my Dwayne Johnson cutout?

>>720768766
>bed you make this thread
THE BEDS HAVE AWOKEN

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>>720767615
>>720768015
Found the fucker who did it. Just pooped my pants when I saw it.

Have you guys seen my Licenced to Ill cd?

>>720769023
>They're awake?!
TORCH ALL THE BEDS!

The building is practically surrounded by vans:
2 white vans rusty vans belonging to residents, 12 transporters of flourists or bakers and one big black one on the other side of the street. There are currently 8 swat teams on standby waiting to storm the place but the debate between cia, fbi, chris hansen personally, nsa, the nasa, nfl and kgb over who has authority took 22 days already and there's no end in sight.

>>720768766
Hey newfag

>>720768011
Relax what i said is grammatically correct it just wasnt what i intended to say

>>720769102
Any guys wanna kill that fucking thing for me? I'm too scared to get near it.

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>>720769140
Here go anon.

Found it in dryering machine.

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Ok we have hot water, just flip the switch when you step in..

>>720769342
You got NSA and NASA backwards, but good try anyway.

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>>720769794
I fixed the door in the bathroom

>>720769590
>i
He has risen from the grave!
TORCH THE CORPSE!
He won't come back from that.

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>>720757092
What type of house? Would it be a really big house able to contain thousands of autists? Or is there some kind of magic at work capable of adding/removing rooms based on common interests(threads)? Is there a main room where we lurk before entering or creating a room?

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>>720769740
Don't worry. I'll just use good ol 山のしずく

>>720758204


I swear to Christ if you play that fart box one more time, I'm gonna slam your head into the toilet.

>>720769882
wait - like "the nsa" and just "nasa"?

>>720769999
Nice quads. Also, you might need to get another guy since we have >>720761094 this many guns. But I'm warning you, those things take plenty of bullets.

>>720757092
What is that dead rat doing in the living room? For the last damn time, put the left overs in the fridge.

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Guys, what happen to the pool?

>>720764029


Probably?

>>720770137
Don't under estimate the power of 山のしずく.

>>720770162
Someone tried to cook an extra large pack of spaghettis...

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>>720770162

This is one cringe fucking ass thread.

>we're so weird and hardcore, dude

>>720770343
off to your trap thread faggot

>>720770343


Fuck off normie fag

>>720764029
Ask /k/about their meetup. Anons got a special surprise in the home made brownies.

>>720770162
I did a chemistry

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>>720757092
Hey guys, I'm gonna be fucking that chick from the dining hall.

Yeah, the rainbow haired white chick who celebrates Chinese new year. I know how you guys like your cuck stuff, so I'll ask her to say something like "he's bigger than you, hubby" if you want. Anyway, she's got that Rainbow Dash aesthetic going on, so be ready for when she claims all of us raped her.

>>720770466
I did you're mum.

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>>720770343

>>720757092
I recognize this house. This is one of the houses at the Sanctuary hills.
I saw it when i came out of my vault after sleeping 200 years.

>>720770506


Bro, she's a total fattie psycho.

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>>720770506
>claims

>>720759435
If we all lived together, would you guys play Fluxx and watch Godzilla with me?

I could cheddar dipping sauce and home made chips, if that'd convince you ;_;

>>720757252

We have dishes?


Also who is the faggot that keeps leaving the seat down?

Who did a shit in the cistern? Now the toilet just flushes in more shit

>>720770663
Fuck off anon. You wont trick us again. Not after what you did to the dip last time, you assclown.

>>720770613
She ain't that fat dude. Just "I have low enough self esteem to fuck a /b/tard" fat. And she's one of those freaky dyed hair broads, so she probably walks around with a buttplug and a ballgag in her purse on the daily, so it's worth

>>720770628
Right, I don't actually give a fuck once I'm done with her, but make sure she's at least out before you drag her off

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>>720770628
>"allegedly"

>>720770343
>gets raped by the true hardcores and psychos
>checked into hospital with anus being carved up and bleeding profusely.
>even worse rectal damage
>when he regains consciousness, he is a vegetable.
>rapists find him, rape him again.
>vegetable dies.
Take that, faggot.

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>>720770628
>claims
As if they'd believe her.
>even when it was real.

.....meow

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Someone screencap this thread

>>720771569
Not even remotely worthy of being screencapped.

>>720759473
Go score me a dime sack anon, I owe you one

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WHO STOLE MY UNDERWEAR AGAIN?

>>720771810
I did, needed a lint free cloth.

Does anyone know where my lightbulb is? You know, the one with the 2 straws.

>>720770885
You'll eat the fucking cheese if you like your kidney privileges, you little bag of shed uterus wall

>>720771810
I needed to put them on over my pants so I could recreate that scene from the LEGO movie with rainbow hair chick
>Honey, where are my PAAAAAAAANTS?

>>720771569
>someone screencap this thread
You're a someone, do it yourself you lazy cunt.

>>720771569
you do realize that these threads show up like twice a month, right?

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>loli on the loose
Can't stop me

>>720771905
>>720772134
Please tell my you didn't use my polka dot pair ;-;

>>720772321
Anon, dressing that chimpanzee we stole I mean borrowed from that Goodall lady in a blue wig and a skirt don't make him a loli, now take the strap-on off that poor animal and let 'im go

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Anyone want to finger me?

>>720772424
Its too late, friend.
Her name is Chiyo chan