When's the last time you had sex?

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>>720755193

>>720755193
Last summer.

>>720755193
Oct 22, 2016.

And if I have any luck left Wed, Feb 1 2017.

>>720755193
Sometime in May 2013.

>>720755193
Saturday night. But then she asked me if it was ok if she fucked someone else the next day.
I said yes, coz I'm a good boyfriend like that.

does masturbating count cause im getting some right now

Yesterday.

Yesterday.

>>720755273
Kek.

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>>720755616

>>720755823
First yesterday poster here. Was it a one night stand ?

>>720755193
15 min ago. Girlfriend is sleeping and I'm taking a shit before bath.

Christmas eve, my chick only puts out ever month or 2, feels badman

about 15 hours ago.

well all last night. It was on and off while we slept. but also this morning.

just did three rounds tho cuz it started to hurt her.

About a month ago... I go to school across the country so I won't get it again for another 3 or 4 months...

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Last Wednesday. Took home a married woman who I was friends with. She has an 'understanding' with her husband, who I also know...

She's always been on my radar, but off the menu, but she moved on me the week before and I'd kinda rebuffed her cause, you know, weird.

Anyways, we'd been drinking and I was going home and she offered me a ride (I don't drive) and then when we got to my apartment, she said "I wanna come in, I've never seen your place!" and then we drank whiskey all night and yadda yadda yadda I woke up next to a naked girl and called in the next day to eat breakfast and hang out all day cause we were still kinda drunk.

Haven't talked about it since. Pretty odd thing.

Friday night

This morning, perk to having a horny wife.

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September.

Last Monday.

40 min ago

>>720755193
September 2016.

Fuck, I'm depressed now.

>>720755193
yesterday

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>>720756169
Same. Last time my girlfriend fucked me was on Halloween. And before that was sometime in August

Pic related

>>720756352
That happened in your dreams, anon.

Saturday

>>720756540
Sorry anon. It means she isn't your girlfriend.

>>720756169
That's rough dude.

June, 2009


For reals

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Friday night.

It was the first time I've fucked in two years

I thought I had been depressed the last two years because I wasn't getting pussy, but I'm still depressed so it wasn't that

Fuck

Also, pussy is worse than I remember it

>>720755193
never

Thursday.
First girl I've had in 3 years. Feels good man.

>>720756540
>>720756169
dump her.

she aint loyal if she can't put out at least once biweekly. even then i'd tell her once a week or it's over.

>>720755193
Yesterday.

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>>720756561

Don't be mad anon. It's okay.

>>720755193
Last Saturday. Gotta love a fuck buddy!

>>720756540
she's probably out fucking someone else

>>720755193
saturday afternoon

>>720755193
Yesterday morning. I've had better.

3 days ago

June. Was fucking a bitch who already had a boyfriend.

Friday night. been 4 or 5 months may since last lay. it was pretty cash. punker chick, she coked me out with my belt, I'm smashed her out hard. Tight little thing with a clit piercing. first time seeing that.

she had a comfy bed too. I wanna put it in her butt next time

>>720756540
>>720756169
Friendly reminder: If you are fucking her on the regular, someone else is.

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last weekend, but it wasn't great. my girlfriend doesn't like to put out so i'm trying to find other things to get off to. so far i just get off to sharing her pics and hearing what other anons think. any ideas would be great.

pic related.

>>720755193
had oral in 2012

1999

>>720756930
same. Except I was the bf and she fucked another dude. That was the end of us

An hour and a half ago.

Three weeks ago. gf and I usually do it several times a week, but I'm having dick issues. Shit's scary, though current lifestyle might explain. Viagra is coming in the mail tomorrow so I'll sort this out after some marathon sex.

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>>720755193
7 years ago. Been staying away from women. Banked lots of money. Living a happier life.

December 2016
I fuck my step sis

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This morning

>>720755193
Few days ago. Ended my engagement with my fiancé and then we had sex the next night.

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>>720755193
I'll let you know

>>720755193
>Fiance's kind of a horn dog
>Has a daddy kink, so she submits when I want it

3-4 times a week. Feels good, man.

Last Wednesday. Was gonna do it tomorrow but my girl is on her period.

>FML

>>720755193
15 years ago.

>>720757667
explain

>>720757824
I was dating this chick my senior year of high school, year ended and I enlisted, she moved on, then I started to become more aware of how trash women are and stopped giving a shit, now I'm overweight and not motivated to do anything about it, because when the prize is women, it just doesn't seem worth it.

2 years.

>>720755193
2 days ago with GF I live with.

>>720758004
I'm going down that road now. Fuck it.

>>720758004
That's no reason to neglect yourself friend. Take care of you for you. Pays off in the long run, trust me.

>>720755193
early december.

Like 5 or 6 years ago.

>>720759658
Not him but what if you don't fear death and life has nothing to offer, so eating whatever you want and masturbating seems like the best course of action?

>>720759868
I don't fear death, eat what I want, and masturbate more than the next three dudes combined, and I'm still not a landwhale. There's way more to life than woman buddy. If you think there's nothing out there worth living for, then I pity your absence of imagination.

5 months ago

>>720756540
my girl gives it up maybe every other night we've been together for 4 years when does it start slowing down

>>720760383
Not just no women. Try no money. No friends. No family. That and I'm starting to think I can't feel emotions anymore.

January 15

>>720760706
I hope that things start to look up for you anon. I think that a lot of us are waiting on the good times right now.

>>720760706
Well then kill yourself, I'm not here to fix your shit. I'm not rich, my family are fuckstains, I live alone, and I can't stand most people, and I still find joy in my life. Do or don't, whatever.

this morning

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>>720755616

>>720755656
>does masturbating count cause im getting some right now
Lost.

>>720755193
September. That was something I could have gone without thinking about, thanks.

>>720755193
A drunk fit, literally 2 years

>>720761124
How was it

>>720755193
like 30 minutes ago...

is it bad when you lose count? maybe a year or more

>>720761515
same here except we were stoned.

>>720756620
>>720756540
If she isnt having sex with you, she's getting it somewhere else with someone else.

>>720755193
1808 White Hawk Ct
Las Vegas, NV 89134

Today with my sexy gf. Anyone want pics?

>>720755193
Willingly, or?

>>720755193
Friday night
I strapped my wife to the bed, blindfolded her, put a vibrator inside her, a big one, and put another one on her clit. she came hard a couple times and I put my dick on her lips, she stated sucking like it had the cure for everything. I moved up and let her suck my balls next. she went to town. my cock and balls have never been wetter. I eventually unstrapped her after she had more orgasms than we remember and we fucked. as she's coming on my dick she says something about how no toy could ever feel as good as me and I almost instantly blow my load.

anyways, good times.

Tuesday

gfdgfdgfdfdgdfgfdgfdg

>>720755193
14 months ago.

nnfghfhgfhfghfghg

May 2008.

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>>720755193

last weds. my roomates friend. she's chilling here now could probably smash but meh

>>720755273
i dont get why people like this dude, everything he posts is so cringey.

Fifthy years ago

Earlier this month but it was a dare on her part. She's hot. Had a thing for her and wanted to get somewhere but I found out it was on a dare and it killed my self esteem. She got $100 out of it.

From the moment we were married, I am lucky for more than once a month

26 years old and never

8)
*plskilme*

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Emmmmm like three weeks ago I think. With oneitis. Waiting for her to get her birth control refilled so that explains the 21 agonizing days. Is down for anal but we have shitty schedules and the only time we tried her asshole just wouldn't loosen up even with a plug-which was three weeks ago.

Two weeks ago, my girl had her period last week and today I'm going hard on that pussy >>720755193

>>720755193
Last week, wife's pregnant, just entered third trimester, during second trimester she was horny as fuck, and we banged just about every day, now that has kinda passed, and sex in awkward for her because the baby is getting bigger. Have to use sex wedges to get her in the right position now.

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>>720755193
3 days ago? maybe 2

This morning. Morning sex it the best!

>>720763440
It is a great way to start off the day

>>720755193
I feel sorry for your generation. I don't mean that in a bad way in a sense of ripping. I mean... I feel bad because of sjw bullshit that happened and guys are now shamed for wanting to fuck a girl. Girls want it too, but many of them get praised as super-models on FB (these days) for just posting a picture.... even if they're ugly as fuck.

It didn't always used to be this way. I was born in 75 and girls wanted boys and boys wanted girls. It was normal. People were happy and most people got laid. Not everyone... but most people did.

Fast forward to NOW. "ALL men are pigs and patriarchy" bukkshit. It's just ridiculous... and it stems from the brainwashing those girls get from media.

It also stems to all you guys because you're here "hungry" for some tail and now WORSHIPING pussy, when you shouldn't have to. Girls should be wanting to get with you... but their told that they should hold out for a prince: that they are all perfect 10's and that they are oppressed by men.

This is WAY too complicated and goes against what we "boys and girls" want.

My point is that you guys are obsessing over chicks for a REASON. The reason is because women have become PRUDES and "victims" from men (in their eyes from the bs they read/hear from Buzzfeed etc.

Girls still want to fuck but are ashamed even more so THESE days to admit it BECAUSE of SJW bullshit judging them.

Basically, the sjw movement is cancer and you should all be fucking each other. It sucks for your generation and I say... NEVER be ashamed to want the pussy AND go after it. You are not a dirt-bag because you are a man. You are a NORMAL male wanting to get some.

Girls want it too, even if they don't admit it in this day and age. They want it. So... go get it!

>>720763669
Well said!

>>720763598
For sure!

Right now.

2pm. Fucked this girl in the ass.

>>720755193
About 30 minutes ago.

>>720763669
I get where you are soming from anon. I can't look back to a time that I wasn't born in, but I do get what you are saying.

Your charge makes sense, but the question asked is how?

>>720755193
new years. condom broke while fucking a really whorey looking rave chick. afraid to try and hookup with anyone until i get checked, but im also too afraid to get checked.

Christmas Eve. It's been a dry spell since then.

>>720764120

I'd be shitting myself.. You probably already are tho.. But you should get checked because if it's better to catch whatever early on.. Worse case, it doesn't show up till later..

>>720757492
>my current gf
>also latina
>also 18

>>720755193
>still not asking for it

>>720755193
May 14th, 2014. Right around that time I stopped hanging out with most of my friends and as time has gone on I've become more and more of a recluse.

>>720755193
got dat stank dick

About 5 months ago with ex. Haven't had much urge for it since even though we fucked like bunnies.

Fuck I don't know, maybe 6 or 8 months ago? I forgot, I was really drunk.

>Straight white beta male
>met random black chick at gas station after bar close
>she came back to my place
>fucked for nearly two hours
>fucked in the morning
>shegivesgoodhead.jpg

haven't talked to hear since.

>>720761037
wow, i thought i had written this post and forgotten about it

>>720755193
>never

>>720755193
2013

>>720755273
He kinda looks like my highschool friend ryan.. From what i remember he had no problem getting pussy

>>720755193
December 2014. Got close in December 2016, but no dice.

>>720755193
july/2016

>>720755193
9 years, 4 months and counting

>>720755193
Two days ago

>>720755193
>>720769147
9 years 11 months+ for me now.

Last Friday. Have a DD/lg relationship with my girlfriend's coworker. Girlfriend's been in the hospital for tests, so she came over for a couple of hours to keep me company.

Yesterday

>>720769147
Had some random french kissing, even had a girlfriend but we never got to sex stuff. Right now it's just a series of "I have a boyfriend / husband / someone / guy / girlfriend".

There's this one girl that I'm trying to date but she has issues and does want it and doesn't at the same time. Hopefully it will go somewhere but knowing my luck it'll end before it begins.

>>720755193
one year since I fucked a hooker

mid-2015 i think
year-and-a-half-long dry spells are nothing new to me so i'm not particularly bothered

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>>720755616
What the fuck

>>720755193
Sex? I thought only faggots participated in such.

>>720755193
2010 i think, i was 18 and met a petite blonde i hooked up with five times and then we stopped seeing each other, she was my first and last, I'm 25yo now.

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>>720755193
22 years old.
never.
...fuck.

17 or 18 years now. Lost virginity at 16

>>720770251
Get back to grindr and try harder

>>720755193
In my dreams.
>tfw can't bring myself to get laid in any other way

>>720762639
Feelsbadman

15 min ago

A week and a half ago...

She has a boyfriend. I met her in a party a month ago and we made out, ended up fucking her in the bathroom. I did not know she had a boyfriend but then I saw her again some days later at a party and she told me, we made out again and she said we shouldn't do it again because she loved him.

Then a week and a half ago, I said hi to her on whatsaapp and she ended skipping class and head over to my place we had beers and then she kissed me, I fucked her in my garden chair outside.
Last week I told her to repeat our little adventure but she couldn't. I want to fuck her again but I guess I'll wait for her to contact me. She said it was a casual encounter so I need to play it cool.

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I gave a chick oral last night if that counts for anything
Pic related, battleships from the biter

>>720755193
~12 hours ago

>>720770333
If you keep getting trips like that, you're bound to get some real good pussy

>>720771916
nice herpes

>>720772055
Fuck you it's acne

>>720755656
people like you are the only reason i still come here

>>720771916
Are you sure that these marks arent from your vacuum mr doublechin

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30 mins ago with her

3 years ago

>>720755193
Getthelube.com

>>720755656
it's gay as fuck but counts still imo

Over 2 years ago :(

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last night with my wife. but i'll go and and fap to this cute face now

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>>720756540
>>720756540

>Cellulite ass

Been a while, but that's because my wife got fat and I just find her incredibly unattractive. Still love her, just don't want to stick my dick in her.

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>>720773006
>>720773006

>Short hair
>Bull ring
>Probably wore plugs
>Hole ear plugs

Sorry to break this to you, but at one point in your wifes childhood or teenage years she was either raped or exposed to some form of molestation and maybe bullying. Further examination reveals a form of mental illness as well.

>>720755576
yo im june 2013 what what. i mean, its super depressing... but yeah

>>720773310
she's not my wife this one. just some bitch who went through the things you mentioned in her life.

bmpss

>>720755193
1979

>>720755576
Bru, mines early summer of 2012. First and only time. Feels bad man.

>>720755193
August. With a girl I had zero interest in emotionally or physically that I met off Okcupid. Before that it was October of 2015 so it had been awhile.

Yesterday afternoon.

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her on friday, was my bday

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Earlier today.

>>720755193
Yesterday for an hour or so while watching my friend stream RE7.

>>720755193
Last night. Got a horny wife half my age. Pussy whenever I want it.

About 4 hour ago. But I only lasted for 40 seconds kek whoops

>>720755193
The kind I can admit to? Years ago. The kind I cannot admit to? A couple hours ago. And nope, not kid, rape nor animal.

>>720762017
how'd you get that? thats literally around the block from me.

>>720755193
3 days ago.

>>720755193
Last night

>>720757341
Nice!

October 2009.

I actually just got done having sex with my FWB about 15 min. ago. That was my 5th time having sex in my entire life, but I think I did well. She said she came and it didn't seem like she faked it. I might eat her out next time. She's sleeping next to me.

I hope my grandpa and sister didn't hear. I was a little loud.

Does it have to be consensual sex?

November or October of 2016, I think. I have had a few opportunities but have been having trouble closing.

>>720776361
>implying non consensual sex isnt the only real sex

>>720776361
Only from one party.

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>>720755193
Two weeks ago with my friend's wife behind his shed.

>>720776693
Are you a player pimp, is he just a shitty husband, or is she just a slut. Which got you layed.

>>720755273 Im fucking right now.. ,my phone is on the back of her head.. yes spit in my mouth bitch.. ahh fuck Im gunna cum.. spread your ass for a lil white christmas!

>>720776957
I'm just a bad friend who can't control my urges and "sort of coerced" her for sex.

>>720777193
explain...is that the girl in the pic? she doesnt look like shed fuck behind a shed.

>>720755193
3 days ago with gf

november 2015

>>720777193
elaborate

>>720777325
That's waisis

april last year

>>720755193
This morning

>>720755193
Never. I'll be 28 this year.

Couple years i'll be a full fledged wizard.

>>720760383
Not that guy, but i'm 36 and I completely feel the same way that guy feels.
>but my dad cockblocked me so many times so now he won't ever get to be a granddad

>more to life
sure, pal. happiness is a fucking placebo

New Years day fat girls would love to bang me but I honestly have standards higher then I'm actually worth sometimes I wonder if I would be happier quantity versus quality

Two weeks ago, and it has put me off the idea of casual sex. She basically showed no emotion, didn't want to kiss, and had saggy boobs plus a weird inverted ass (the top stuck out more than the bottom). It was depressing.

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>>720777325
>>720777387
Yeah that's her. I basically threatened her for sex. Told her I would tell her husband that she slept around with other guys and start nasty rumours about her. Didn't take much convicing because she knew me and him were close. She got scared and gave in I guess.

With a bit of pressure and physical force you could make any girl fuck you behind a shed.

>>720755193
February 2012 .... Fml

>>720777732
Having sex in about 30sec

a couple days after new years 2017. With my (not anymore) girlfriend. Now I just fuck a home-made fleshlight. I miss having a submissive pussy at my will..

>>720777732
lol youre fucked

>>720777732
>"sort of coerced"

>>720777732
shes cute man...moar pics please.

>>720755193
about 7 months ago... : /

>>720777732
But asians are weak, timid creatures, isnt taking advantage of this well known fact an act of evil?

>>720755193

something like december last year, which is pretty good for me

aiming to have another fuck in february, just started seeing a girl so fingers crossed eh

>>720777647
Gave up casual sex about 6 months ago.
Haven't had sex since last August
No pregnancy worries and a lot more money
Very content with jerking off every once in awhile and being alone
After having 20 girlfriends in 3 years it feels great

>>720755193

Friday night.

>>720755193

never.
I'm 49yo and virgin.

>>720777777

>>720755193

Last night. licked my girlfriends pussy while she was jerking me off, she came twice. After that I fucked her hard until I blew my load in her.

>>720755193

This morning.

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>>720777790
Huh?
>>720777844
Probably. I think he suspect something is going on.
>>720777873
Honestly it wasn't much of a threat. I didn't even try to sound serious when I told her about it.
>>720777878
Sure.
>>720777955
I know some Asians who are strong. Depends on who you're talking about I guess. Also yes it is evil.

>>720778158
brool story co

>>720778158
No condom on?

>>720760468

marry her or have kids

sex kryptonite

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>>720755193
> Beautiful Sex with communication and consent last night

> Feminist Sex is 10/10

> Better than Alt-right hover hands or mediocre missionary

>>720778203
Did he catch you guys?

>>720778253

No she´s allergic to latex. She uses other birth control

>>720778203
>Honestly it wasn't much of a threat.

>I basically threatened her for sex
>She got scared and gave in

>>720755193
I don´t remember, maybe some years.

>>720778203
keep em coming brah...what nationality? and what country currently?

>>720760983
Stop fucking waiting and make it happen.
Put yourself in a situation where you either man the fuck up or die. A lot of people in this tread think they are unhappy or even depressed because how woman behave and what they have done to them. Well i have news for you. While you are sitting behind your computer eating tacos and feeling sorry for your fat self, she is doing nothing to cause your unhappines. You are doing it to you! Decide whetever the fuck it is that makes you happy and do it. And most importantly : dont ever ever EVER get your selfworth through the girl your dating.

Ive been there anons. Chasing my one true love. What a joke. You dont love anyone but yourself. Everything you do is for you. Stop your self wallowing and start loving yourself. Fucking cucks.

>>720778203
Did she enjoy it? What are your plans for a second round?

>>720763669
Amen. You can be my honorary dad any day.

>>720778363
have u ever used a condom with her? where do you usually cum?

27yo virgin tb h f.ams so never

>>720756636
Maybe get another goal in life than going for pussy?

saturday night and it cost $500

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>>720778343
Not yet but close. He caught me leaving her house once but I told him I was just there to pick something up. He had a BBQ party a month ago and I pulled his wife aside and told him I was driving her to get grocery. Drove to my house instead and had sex. Came back two hours later with just a bottle of coke and I could tell he was suspicious of what we were doing for so long.

>>720778391
Trust me it wasn't.

>>720778473
Chinese and currently in Canada.

>>720778615
Yeah she seems to have enjoyed it. Maybe not as much as me but she got off from it. We've been doing this multiple times already so this isn't our second round.

>>720778655

No never used condom with her. I usually come inside her, it´s cash. Or in her mouth. Sometimes she fingers my ass and jerks and blows me and I come in her mouth or face

>>720779072
Lucky fuck. Is husband a cuck Chinese dude or something??

>>720779072
>with just a bottle of coke

kek. He must be beta as fuck to not dump her on the spot.

>>720779072
When do you plan to inseminate her and have her tell her bf it's his?

>>720779191
cool, i pretty much always cum in my gf also. kinda defeats the purpose of bc if I dont.

>>720779580
She preggo?

>>720779072
Nastiest shit you make her do?

>>720779624
no..hopefully never

over 2 years. Depression sucks.

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>>720779296
No he's white but he went abroad to study Chinese and met her there.

>>720779316
He's a pretty alpha guy in my opinion. He just oblivious to some things and give people benefits of the doubt.

>>720779471
Never. I don't want to take things that far.

>>720779670
Nothing really comes to mind. Only thing I can think of was pissing inside her that one time.

>>720779868

Do you have any nude pictures or take video? Can you next time?

>>720755193
Almost 6 months but I'm deployed in Iraq

>>720755193
January 2015 and the weatherman says it's gonna be a long drought

>>720779921
>next time
>implying any of this story is actually real and happened
lol

>>720755193
Almost 3 years ;-;

Two weeks ago. Drunk sex with one of my friends. Thought I got her pregnant. Now she doesn't talk to me as much as she used to.