Ask an actual autist anything

>>720694383
favorite game that is not Sonic?

>>720695404
I don't have one

do you usually know what to do with your arms?

>>720695450
Not even Minecraft?

>>720695561
stick them in my ass

>>720695630
I have played my fair share of minecraft ubt I'm not into it anymore

>>720694383
Does you draw good?

>>720694383
>Actual autist as well

Do you sometimes wish you had polio instead too?

oll

>>720694383
How do you know that you're an autist?
When were you diagnosed, etc?

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>>720694383
Which character from MLP:FiM do you most identify with?

>>720694383
I have an autist who works for me and he means well but he's a fucking pain in the ass who can't follow instructions and I'm about ready to shitcan him. Any advice for actually turning that faggot around and making a useful productive employee out of him? Because I do have a heart, my patience has just gotten really thin.

>>720694383
I'm not autistic but this pepe is basically me.

>>720696465
Protip: You're probably autistic

>>720696407
What does he do for you?

Anything specific he does wrong?

>>720696552
He's a satellite technician. He cuts corners every which way in order to get finished faster and it generates trouble calls and pisses off customers. And it isn't because I overload him with work. I've given him ONE job for the day and he still does it.

Is the autistic screeching meme applicable to you

>>720694383
I think I'm autistic how can I tell?

>>720695929
no
I used to draw a lot as a kid but I never got the interest for it

>>720696131
yes

>>720696255
I've pretty much knew that I was different since I started school. My teachers would treat me in a different way and nobody would be my friend. Also I liked to be alone all the time.
When I was 18 I went to see a shrink and she told me I had aspergers after seeing her for half a year

>>720696365
I don't watch MLP

>>720696407
Give him a partener, I don't have a job only small jobs here and there and having someone who helps me and tells me what to do really helps

>>720696725
kek
can't think of anything relative

>>720696826
see a doctor

>>720696714
He probably thinks he's better at his job for finishing faster

>>720696131
That bad? Why?

>>720696896
>actual autisit
>I don't watch MLP

Liar

>>720697060
Now hold on, we didn't ask him if he watched anime.
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>>720694383
Do you have a sense of humour?

>>720694383
Autism is a fucking meme

>>720696896
>Give him a partener
I've done this and it's only a short term solution. I need my people to be able to work independently and as soon as he's back on his own, he starts fucking shit up again.
>>720696907
I think this is true but I've explained to him repeatedly that doing the job properly is more important than doing it fast. I'm not sure about how autists think, though, so am I trying to communicate in the wrong way? Like I said I think he's a good dude at the end of the day, but he could fuck up a wet dream.

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>>720697026
because autism really fucks up your social skills... like really.
I keep reading and hearing that we think and experience things in a different and I've always tried to be "normal" but so far no luck.
I want, friends, gf, family, a normal job etc. but it just doesn't work

>>720697060
I actually hate the sterotypical autist
I will admit I fap to fur and r34 most of the time but that's because I jsut don't like looknig at people

>>720697165
I don't watch anime either

>>720697165
OK yeah, what animes you watch?

>>720697336
If you actually want to try and start being normal develop good habits.

>>720694383
Did you receive the MMR vaccine as a child?

>>720696407
Dude leave Sam be. He's trying his hardest but you and George are really hard on him.

>>720697278
yes, but it's usually really shallow
Like shitty memes

>>720697303
yes, and I love it

>>720697315
>work independently and as soon as he's back on his own, he starts fucking shit up again.

working alone can be a good thing for autist if they know what they are doing. But then again every autisticperson is different so maybe try talking to him.

>>720697573
probably
but I'm pretty sure the reason for my autism is that my mom smoked when she was pregnant with me

>>720697336
While every autist is somewhere else on the spectrum, I can confirm it does in fact fucking ruin your social skills.

>>720696896
>>720695929
I see. Any hobbies?

>>720697315
>he could fuck up a wet dream.
kek

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>>720697740
OPs mom

>>720697315
I think if he's still fucking up his job after being told what he's doing wrong, he shouldn't be given many more chances just because he's autistic.

>>720697573
I was also vaccinated, I don't believe thats it. While Scientists still debate what causes Autism i think it's related to either my genetics or the way i was brought up at a young age, my father and my brother have bad ADHD.

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http://www.naturalnews.com/042293_vaccines_autism_medical_studies.html
http://www.greenmedinfo.com/blog/200-evidence-based-reasons-not-vaccinate-free-research-pdf-download

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you just need to find a cute sub who isn't fat, that will let you do anything to her you want without judgement. huge boost to your confidence, and then you can find a woman that's actually girlfriend material when you're not cripplingly awkward.

>>720697886
the worst part I can't really describe how it feels
I'mnot scared of people or social interactions but it just feels so demending and "off" in a way
so when people ask me why I'm such a loner I just say I don't like people instead of trying to explain it to them

>>720697937
vidya mostly
also modding games but nothing big
I also started collecting WW2 items but I'm going to set up a proper display room first

>>720697971
meh
when my mom was pregnant with me nobody really knew how harmfull it was.

>>720698034
This is what I'm afraid I'm leaning toward. I just want to be sure I've made every good faith effort at reaching him, first.

>>720698123
https://www.autismspeaks.org/science/science-news/no-mmr-autism-link-large-study-vaccinated-vs-unvaccinated-kids

>>720698071
"I don't believe thats it"
not an argument
see
>>720698123

If you really think that injecting the adult equivalent of 300+ x of multiple neurotoxic substances several times into a child literally as a NEWBORN and up, and mercury leaking into the body from fillings around puberty have no effect on the body and brain, you're pretty brainwashed.

The fact that doctors discussing this are frequently -killed- should give you an indication enough

>>720698287
thats just one meta-study, read more and you'll discover that its not just MMR its vaccines in general. (links in my original post for example)

These substances cross the blood brain barrier and have historically been notorious for causing frontal lobe damage

>>720697336

>but that's just because I don't like looking at people

That is the most sincerely sad thing I've ever heard on /b/

>>720698506
>most sincerely sad thing

I think you meant "realest" thing

>>720698276
people really like me and I have a good amount of friends, but i fin that my only real good quality is being funny, sometimes I try too hard to be funny and I fuck up. I once tried to run up behind my friend and scare the shit out of him but ended up slamming his head into the trunk, feels bad.

>>720698282
you're a good man anon, if he's fucking you're shit up then he needs to get laid off good luck.

>>720694383
Have you ever dated?
Do you think you'll ever marry?
Would your partner be an autist as well?

>>720699878
>Have you ever dated?
There really isn't any "dating" where I live, it's mostly just hanging out and most people meet during parties.
I've did my party when I was a teen and I did have girls come onto me and I've made out with a total of 3 girls and they were pretty good looking.
But never had sex or any relationship because I just don't know how
I had a girl that was into my in middle and high school and I really wanted to be her bf but I just didn't know how. One time she even said it straight out to me that she liked me and wanted to be with me but I just didn't know how to respond or how to "bf"

>Do you think you'll ever marry?
not sure
I hope one day to be "normal" and have a family and a wife but I won't hold my breath

>Would your partner be an autist as well?
If she thinks and feels the same way I do then yes

>>720700409
you dont write like an autist at all and i know what im talking about. guess your problem is that you just lack social skills.

>>720700698
well how do autist write?