What to do when you got no friend and no gf ?

Become the prophet the world needs.

>>720669840
an hero

>>720669840
Fap

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>>720669942
Yeah i see.

Something else maybe ?

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>>720669992
I can, not anymore.

>>720669840
Leave the house.
You might find some friends

>>720669840
Download grindr

How about you go outside for once and make friends you fucking autist

>>720670079
I don't know really how to do that.

I see few person says:
"Hi can i be your friend ?"

>>720670093
Yeah but no thanks

>>720670133
Maybe caus i'm a autist i can't make friend.

Tell me how you do !

>>720670210
Why not?

Plenty of guys would be willing to blow you with no recip.

Whenever I get a dry spell I can always count on getting a blowjob within a half hour from some horny fag.

>>720670431
I'm not a fag i can't get horny with a man.

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>>720669840
V A P O R W A V E

>>720670608
wierd

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drink
smoke weed
fap
repeat as necessary

>>720671012
Yeah good idea to destruct myself.

Do you have a clever way to fall into depression ?

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>>720671111
if you have to ask you are probably already there

>>720671111
Check.

>>720670544
Oh trust me. Once they start sucking on that dick youll get hard in no time.

>>720669840
ill be yo friend man

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>>720671685
No i'm already done

>>720671918
>>720669840
unless youre like super weird

>>720671918
Thanks dude !

Now for celebrate this friendship let's make a cake and watch a good action movies !

>>720672036
ya sure, where you at

>>720671970
I'm not a wierdo, i've got special taste like knife and electronics.

But I'm afraid of being boring.

Heroin

>>720670133

You dickweed, no one wants to be friends with a guy who has no history of having friends or a gf over the last 3 years. It's easy taking this shit for granted and saying "make freinds".

That's some heavy bullshit bro, fuck you.

>>720670133

You dickweed, no one wants to be friends with a guy who has no history of having friends or a gf over the last 3 years. It's easy taking this shit for granted and saying "make freinds".

That's some heavy bullshit bro you're spewing out of your mouth.

>>720672121

Canada dude and you.

>>720671012
Kek, haven't seen that one in a long time.

Play eroge.

>>720672282
norway man, but ay yo, ya got steam?

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>>720672343
i prefer Beat them all

hire hookers on backpage? if u get caught kys

>>720672360
Yeah but I do not have a good computer to play

play WoW or an MMO and make your guildies your friends.

i'm not even bullshitting, the people in my guild are basically the only people i really talk to or "hang out" with, hang out virtually.
i don't feel bad if i live a sad life.

>>720671777
Not OP. Already tested. Doesn't work.

>>720672584

I do not have a lot of money

Chop off your hand and use it to masterbate with so it feels like someone else

Hookers

>>720672746
Haha your answer make me smile.

Good job.

>>720672628
many good game for low dollar

>>720672814
I'll try this one

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>>720669840

just retake more high school credits, boost your average, get into school for STEM, aka computer science, or maths, or engineering, spend time in the gym, groom yourself, eat healthy, have a regular bed time, do this for a couple years, you find nothing worthwhile on the planet then just euthanize yourself. Thats what im doing.

I dont really want to have friends and i dont think women are put together well enough to involve myself with them

>>720673040

the autism is strong with this one

>>720673142

you... didnt even harass me for 20 minutes... you just went direct to autism / edgelord spam... but okay if youre letting me know youre going to go masturbate to trap threads now, go for it, give me some of that autism / edgelord / baited shit and leave

Make sure you kill yourself cause this planet is good on faggots we're over the limit

>>720669840
Mate you just need to be yourself honestly. I was known as a creep in work because I never spoke but then I just decided to be me. Now everyone loves me and I'm known as the quirky guy who is into Nazism. Confidence is everything

>>720673040
Thanks man i do that already.

But what do you mean by euthanize yourself ?

>>720673040
You're pretty right

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>>720671685
Sad but true.

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>>720673256
Ahah cool for you !

But i don't know how to be myself that all the problem i try to remember but nothing come

>>720673287
its suicide basically, only fancier

duckbro will never leave me

>>720673434
yo read online about how to talk etc. confidence legit is everything. I have fe friends atm, but ive learnt this fact. I used to have none

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>>720669840
feel fucking sad every day because i wish life was just simple again..

>>720673434
>>720673616
I was meaning

>>720673667
Memeing

>>720673549
Ok i think like you suicide my self at 60 or 75 yearold

>>720673618
If everything is normal in your life,You make it complicated

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OP said :

I thinks i'm going to be friend with my work.

Thanks /b/