Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.

How much do you have saved for retirement?

Why are you a kissless virgin?

>>720668714
how big is your dick? has it impacted your selfconcious in a way that have prevented you from aspiring to get laid?

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>>720668714

Y U NO GAY?
I'd let you kiss me and fuk my boipussy

do you like ducks?

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Why dont you just fuck prostitutes every now and then ?

>>720668714
What are your thoughts on the coppenhagen interpretation of quantum physics?

>>720668816

Not more than a few thousand Euros.

>>720668834

Social retarded & boring af.

>>720668877

My dick is pretty average. 16 cm erect.

>>720668909

Who the fuck doesn't?

In these 33 years have you make how much money?

>>720668714
What spell did you learn first?

>>720668714
What are the benefits when earning money in large sums rather than passively when establishing a business as an s-corp compared to an LLC? This is very basic knowledge.

>>720668977
>>720668834

Are you depressed about your situation, why haven't you tried to improve your social skills and actually try to be funny. You've got nothing to lose and life isn't over just because you haven't had sex yet at 33. You should actually try to aspire to get laid, it really isn't that special after you've had intercourse (atleast for me). But it's a big relief when you can say you've had sex.

>>720668959

Cue Schrödinger.

>>720668997

Maybe 75k.

>>720668714
How much do you weigh?

>>720668977
>Social retarded & boring
Only that or are you ugly as well?

where do you see yourself when you're 40

>>720669164
THIS. Waited until I was 20. Such a let down.

Do you want to kiss and fuck?

>>720669164
>why haven't you tried to improve your social skills and actually try to be funny.

I have tried. But I didn't improve. Instead, I seem to regress.

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>>720668714
25 yo kissless virgin reporting in

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What turns you on?

>>720669178

75 kg. 150 lb.

>>720669209

Nah. Average looking.

>>720669254

Hanging from the ceiling.

>>720669258
Same. I waited until I was 17 to actually try to aspire to have social standing and be relevent in a school environment. But it should apply to workplaces as well I belive. It's all about confidence and if you haven't got it, fake it. It builds up interest in women in your surroundings.

have you ever thought about seeing an escort

>>720669171
Pick your money and go travel USA or another place! Maybe these new experiences gonna make you a "Winner" - your life will change, new stories to tell, know incredible people, and If you wanna get involved with a woman these things Will make you more confident. What you think?

>>720669627

I've been to the US several times and I am generally pretty well travelled.

>>720669284
Life is filled with backlash and failiure, it's only natural that you sometimes feel like you're not making any progress. You're gonna have anxienty from the start and it's gonna be tough but it's all about getting used to being social. When you force yourself to be social and outgoing you get more comfortable insocial situations which in my situation lead to me getting more confident. Try being more social, you don't need to have full on conversations with everyone around you but just try some small talk. Smile and be charismatic, be nice and don't be afraid to share somewhat personal things (because it doesn't matter what the person thinks as long as you're comfortable with yourself).

>>720669703

I've never really been socially anxious. I just come around as a complete moron in conversations.

bumping for poor old OP

>>720669994
cant even imagine how you must feel man. i felt like absolute shit when i was 19 and a kissless virgin... send me a picture of your face

>>720670764
I always figured it would calm down the longer you went. When you're young and androgens are high it would be insane; when your older and the competition for a mate has quietened down, it probably would be easier resigning oneself to kissless virginity.


In ancient societies, where else would our celibate monks and priests have come from?

>>720669994
How come you come of as moron? then you know what behaviour that's stopping you and what to change? As for myself I act like a complete clown when I'm myself but I've learned to conceal my "odd" behaviours and wait til people get more comfortable around me to show them a bit more of myself

>>720669284
keep trying

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>>720670764

Pic attached.

>>720670961
>How come you come of as moron?

Probably because I am a moron. I'm not witty, eloquent or smart in conversations.

>reading the whole thread
>this dude is me +1 year

Hope it all gets better anon. And don't give up, I did, and there isn't a bigger regret in my life right now, just don't do it.

Take some of the advice these anons are giving you, do stuff, fix your shit. But please, even without knowing you I beg you, don't give up.

>>720668714
Can you cast Fireball?

>>720671196
>fix your shit

I feel that stuff is falling apart faster than I can fix them. For instance, a year ago, I still had something like a career.

c'mon fuckers.

>>720668714
Is it important to study?

>>720672528

Yes. But don't go for the fucking life sciences like I did.

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Have your wizard powers activated yet?

>>720673297

Unfortunately not.

>>720668714
>>720668977
>>720669171
>>720669388
>>720671106
I am pretty much a 22 year old version of you, but I'm doing teach training... Any life lessons?

>>720673499

What is teach training?

Should I get braces? I'm 19

>>720673668

Yes. Fix your fucking teeth.

Did it hurt when you were nailed to a cross?

>>720673654
*teacher training...
I'm becoming a science teacer

>>720673940

Nice.

>>720673896
I'm 19 and in Uni, I'm aware I care too much what other people will think

>>720668714
Wizard. I'm jealous

>>720668714
What is your best advice you can give to prevent this 19 yo guy to become just like you?

>>720674725

Go out and try to be social. I tried to go to as many parties as possible when I was in uni.

>>720674893
>Go out and try to be social.
Yeah, that about seems to be the problem

what keeps you going?