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Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?

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Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?
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>>720647744

i am too picky
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>>720647744
I'm weird not attractive and I only know how to show affection by being a dick
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cuz you're a fucking neckbeard
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>>720647744
Because I refuse to have sex unless it's for the sole purpose of procreation, and girls these days would rather have a dog than a baby.
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Last break up left me a bit messed up emotionally, but right now I'm trying to go out with a new cutie at work just hope I'm confident enough to do something about it
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i'm on /b/ why the fuck do you think
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>>720647744
I have anxiety and confidence issues...

I also have a sex doll
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Aside from the fact that I go on 4chan, I really don't know how to approach people I don't know. Also, none of the girls in any of my classes interest me enough for me to even make an attempt.
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>>720648276
how much was it
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>>720648276

how do you like it?
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I wanted this one chick and it turned out she was a huge cunt and she ended up fuckign thsi farmboy so I then realised this other chick one year older then me used to have a thing for me and now she doesn;t but Im trying to get with her now. also dinknhg away my problems because tfw no gf gg faggots
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I'm fa and ugly and I have a tiny penis.
You know, the usual reasons.
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>>720648377
$4000

But it feels very realistic, the sex is better with these dolls
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>>720648377
1 easy payment of a lifetime of your dignity
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>>720648483
im in this thread im lonely and want to fuck
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>>720647744

Cause it would piss off my wife.

HEH HEH.
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>>720648648
I already lost it man like a did with that cheezit in my fat rolls
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Dick is too big
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Ive been single for a full year now. I haven't been without a girlfriend for over a month in the last 10 years. I've fucked lots of different girls over the past year, some I thought could be prospective girlfriends, but I've become very picky. I'm currently talking to one who is a very strong candidate, but I'm kinda scared that I'm gonna rush things and turn her off. Wish me luck anon
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>>720648575
How do the titties feel?
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I'm a fem anon who scrolls /b/ in her spare time and hates her fucking job, though a girlfriend would be nice if they weren't so straight all the damn time. sucks :/
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>>720648677

lol
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>>720647744
I Look like a fucking pool filter
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>>720648555
+ i'm poor
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>>720647744
Just had a breakup.

Nearly a month ago.
Still in the state of mind that comes when the plans you had that spanned the rest of your life turn out to be completely invalidated.

I'll probably pick one up during the post valentines depression.
It'll likely last a month or two, but that's life for a guy who is as mediocre as me.
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>no hooves
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>>720648876
her boobs feel amazing, very soft. after fucking her, I pull out and cum on the boobs
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>>720649156
What brand is it?
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Too much effort. And I don't have anything to offer to anyone.
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I don't want someone bugging the shit outta me like a child.
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I'm shy and not attractive.
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>>720648876

Like bags of sand
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>>720649389
kek, nice job anon
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>>720649190
It is from DSdoll, a popular asian sex doll company. Here is the site:
http://www.dsdoll.us/

This doll feels much better than a real woman
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>>720647744
Literally just a hassle and headache of trial and error to convince yourself you found a woman you want to spend the next several decades with.

I would rather just have sex the old fashion way. Literally saves me a headache and money in the long run.
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because I'm just the fucking worst man
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>>720647744
I'd really have to work on it cus I'm a sperg, and I got ALOT of other shit I'm my life to fix first.
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>>720649609
Anon I have a hard time believing you have ever touched a real girl
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>>720647744
Cuz she left me for another dude yesterday. 7 years down the drain. She left cuz she couldnt deal with my anxiety. Didnt mind taking the thousands of dollars spent on shit for her tho.
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>>720649911
kek dubs is truth
> I was once perma banned on 9/11
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>>720647906
yeah ok, mate.
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>>720648575
>Knowing what the real thing feels like
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>>720647744

I've had... let's see.... six.

Just broken up with again.

I guess it's because I fail.

brb suicide.
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>>720650011
what did you do anon
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>>720650055
Do it pussy u won't
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Because I'm married, i'm too lazy to get side pussy I would way rather game.
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>>720650118
stfu troy
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>>720647744
Because i treat women I date like shit, most stick around thinking they can change me but they get the hint after a couple months. most do some still want to get back together.
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>>720650113
Broke like 7 global rules on across multiple boards, main sinker was all the cheese pizza I posted on /b/ kek
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>>720650213
Nice go out with a bang
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>>720650176
LOOOOOOOOL My roommates name is Troy, faggot doesn't chan tho
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>>720647744
I never tried hard enough, i guess. Also how does one even go about finding one?
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Shitty relationship a few years ago and I never get out or give a shit.
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>>720650300
Find a girl you think is attractive and star talking to her.
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>>720649156
>>720649609
Would you buy another doll?
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Because I live in a land of infidels and apostates that is barren of women who have completely submitted to the will of Allah
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>>720650018

haha I am. The way I look at it there is so many girls out there. Why not wait till you find a good one.
I mean if you are ugly then you are kind of fucked and don't have that choice lol.
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>>720650300
You are a faggot, you're probably not underage so that means the only ways to really find one are 1 of 3

Work
Random social encounter (going outside)
Dating network

you gg'd yourself nigger
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>>720650427
Imagine walking in on a guy having a threesome with 2 highly realistic sex dolls
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>>720648575
Man I'd love to just build up a collection of these things. Alas I'm not filthy fucking rich.
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>>720647744
I know this girl, she's an PAX enforcer lol
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ok thread I'm one of the postees in here, so basically I'm talking up this chick rn, I'm horny as shit, she's like a 5 or 6 at the fucking besst chick is like cute if she was 109 but she's like 170 or more so like should I fuck her? like I can and I have but I dunno is it beneath me I'm like a solid 7 is it worth? My dick hasn't gotten wet in a year and a half
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>>720650569
why would anyone want to imagine that?
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>>720647744
>the investment into women is too risky,
>If I get rich she has an incentive to divorce my ass.
>Bitch's Ain't Loyal
>If I want her to sign a prenup, I'm the "bad guy"
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because girls dont talk to me
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>>720649239
Same anon.

If you are a female please answer:
What do you espect from a 21yo dude to consider him as a possible bf/fuckbuddy?
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>>720650420
Fair enough. I'll just be super cringe and do cold introductions to everyone i find attractive, thanks anon
>>720650480
I can assure you that i am not a faggot, as the only penis i like is the one permanently attached to me. As for the other stuff, i thought as much. Thanks
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>>720650427
Yeah, but I have to make sure to hide them from my landlord, I have a tiny apartment...

>>720650701
I won some college scholarships, so I used that money for this doll lol
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>>720650775
If your dick hasn't got wet in a year and a half you're not a 7.
That being said do what you want, don't let other people decide what you can and can't find pleasurable.
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>>720650944
Sounds to me like you're ugly as fuck or a nigger. Basically you need to get your dick in some poon or kill yourself
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>>720650835
because that's my fetish.
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>>720651017
>asking women what women want
I'm giving you this lesson for free, women don't know what they want.
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>>720651316
Ok but consider the following, I never go outside, my work does not require me to leave my house and I get drugs delivered to my door which is why my sex drive is so low. If I leave the house it's basically just for groceries and most bitches there are married.
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>>720648575
Can you please make it sieg heil anon
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>>720651296
Are you a nigger by any chance?
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>>720647744
I have a wife, she'd be pissed
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>>720647744
because I married mine.
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>>720647744
>Sees trashy tattoo.

Because your tattoo makes my dick take a nap.
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>>720651296
which is her? whats her name
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>>720648575
>the sex is better with these dolls
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he rejected reality and substituted his own
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>>720651296
Does it have a realistic weight to it?
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>>720648575
Man that's so detached, I mean you're lying or you've never felt it the feeling of release after know a person and building an emotional bond together and finally being able to completely loose control and pound them for hours because you were smart enough to get high/drunk beforehand to prevent yourself from cumming in the first 30 seconds. That feeling it's not the best feeling in the world, it's fucking great but I imagine fucking a doll is probably shitty, like waking it with a really nice onahole
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>>720651658
No Im a white boi

>>720651913
her name is Ying, thats the head model name

>>720652449
yeah this doll weighs about 70 lbs and is 5'1

>>720652746
Ive fucked prostitutes before but a sex doll is someone i can love and I can be myself around my doll without the doll judging me
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>>720653026
Pls anon make it happen
(samefagging)
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>>720647744
Because im an ugly, short subhuman asian man with a funny accent
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>>720647744
Coz I'm fat and sick and poor
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>>720647744
Cos the nigger fucking my ass would slap her cross the room
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>>720647744
Because op's mom is still gaping for free
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>>720653147
U sound hot as fuck
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>>720648276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foPfy_talk4

holy hell those wobbly fingers are creepy
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All these bitches want to get married and have kids. I dont want kids and im on the fence about marriage. If she didnt want kids id probably wife the next attractive/intelligent girl who was into it.
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I dont want kids. All these bitches are fucking baby crazy.
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>>720653353
Aww that's the nicest thing someone has said(wrote) about me all year. You too
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>>720647744
I do she has a dick
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>>720653026
show us some penetration
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>>720647744
Because now she's my wife.

>checkmate, fag
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>>720653802
kek faggot
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>>720648057
+
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>>720653353
Set it on fire
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>>720647744
Fuck you too, Irish, you Pino bitch.
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>>720647744
>girls care about you
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>>720647744
because i'm short and bad at starting coversations with new people.
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>>720653562
Anyone else wantr to get corpse bags and carry them arround the mall and have it
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>>720647744
source? shes cute as fuck
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>>720647744
>colored hair?
-5
>tattoos?
-2
>nerd clothing?
-50

that girl is insane and god help the poor fool who will (absolutely) marry her
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>>720653026
My wife doesn't judge me, because she knows that door swings both ways.

If she calls me out on my shit, I call her out on hers.
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>>720647744
Because I find this picture attractive.
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>>720653876
She looks better than all my exes so theres that
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>>720647744
Hard for me to meet people for various reasons.
So I just let random dudes I meet online blow me in my truck.
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>>720654106
best responce
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>>720648057
This guy just fucking described me.
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>>720654157
*He
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>>720648575
$4000 and her bangs are fucked up? nice
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Because she wanted us to get married.
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Im a loser and a user
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bc they are fucking crazy as shit
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Because I turned her into my wife. Still would be nice to have a new girlfriend on the side for my wife and I to enjoy.
Shame the wife isn't bi tho
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>>720654196
Hell, I'm hoping so. Question is, which came first; desperation or homosex? Not really sure on that one, but I'm leaning towards mommy issues...
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>>720648555
Do something about it, get off the couch and get your ass to a gym. Best place to meet girls.
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>>720647744
Because I'm nice to girls, and not a dick
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>>720647744
Because its hard to forget someone who gave you so much remember.. and might never come back
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>>720654091
pkkaos
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>>720647744
Because she wanted us to get married.
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Two reasons:
1) I don't find any girls, as of right now, attractive enough (personality, physically, etc) to start dating them, and those that do either have boyfriends or have already rejected me.
2) There are girls that want to fuck my brains out, but I don't want anything more than that. I have 2 confirmed fuckbuddies and 3 girls which I fuck occasionally, but nothing will come out of those "relationships", so, in the end, I don't have a gf because I don't want to, really.

I mean, if there'd came a girl that changed my mind about this, then i'd consider asking her out formally, but as it stands, there really is no point in just having a gf just because you don't want to be alone or feel alone, it's really just loving yourself enough and making do with what you have. Eventually things fall in place.
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because the slut cheated on me
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>>720647744
Girls need for monkeys, but i am human
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>>720647744
Waste of time, money, energy
High risk, might cheat, might get STD
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>>720647744
cuz i have a trap gf
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>>720647744
Uff. Long story.
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>>720654356
>2 confirmed fuckbuddies

sure you do
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>>720654358
sorry bro
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>>720654318
Also decent place to get guy friends. You know, ones you can hang with and get real social interaction from instead of hanging out on /b/.
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>>720653026
So yeah... are you a mgtow?
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>>720654321

Don't forget to tip your trilby, neckbeard...
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>>720654280
I know those feels, bro.
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>>720654428
Aight, dude, not my problem you can't have sex for the life of you
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>>720647744
I don't want to cheat on my waifu...
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Im cheap and women are money pits
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I'm a ugly loser. Ugly as fuck. Boring
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small part picky
BIG part because I live primarily around a bunch of ratchet ass white girls who already have kids and an infestation of black people.
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Cause I never cared...

>inb4 actually cares and a desperate virgin
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>>720647744
I have unrealistically high standards while being average at best
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>>720654657
>im not even interested in sex, haven't made an attempt to get any. im focused on my music, and yeah, this does make me a loser thanks.
heh
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Too early to have a new one. Last one left me on wednesday
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>>720647744
Schizo shit. Even when on meds, I don't care about intimacy or socialising, and don't enjoy actual sex much, because antipsychotics rarely work on anything but the psychotic symptoms.

If I had a girlfriend, I'd probably just neglect her until she got sick of it and left.
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>>720647906
same anon you're good
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>>720647744
Because they have all cheated on me. So this year im going to focus more on myself and finally move out of my parent's house
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I've just moved to a new area. Where do I go to try and meet new people and potential gfs?

Full time worker, not student
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>>720647744
antisocial
motherfucker
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>>720647744
I simply don't know any women, nor when I do, do they decide to stick around very long. Then again I have never 100% tried/been bothered to obtain that accessory. I mean sure it'd be nice to have someone you enjoy spending time with lying in the bed next to your every night/morning, but what outweighs the benefits, where do you draw the line?

Plus, never found a cool chick, perhaps it's the age, when they get older I might find someone
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I has no shame. Dats why
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>>720653781
she cute
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>>720654787
this, my /b/rother, this.
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Don't know anymore.
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Why is there no dump of qt girls in this thread to make us feel even more sad and lonely?
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>>720655605
the shadows are very comforting, would be a shame to leave
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>>720647744
>Terrible person
>Emotionally unavailable
>Money grubbing
>No tolerance for woman drama
>Hate kids
>Don't want pregancy or disease
>Don't want a female to try and latch onto me financially
>Don't like doing anything social
>Hermit aside from working 50 hours a week and graduate school.
>Had string of several bad relationships and become cynical and bitter.
> See no point in trying because I can jerk off to [insert anything], with no consequences or financial burden.
>Been alone for a long time
>I see no reason any woman would want to be with me other than money.
>Pick any or all of the above.
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Because at times I feel that I really want to ask the girl I like out, but in the moment I come up with an excuse and try to justify it.
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>>720655798
just do it, don't let your memes be dreams
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>>720655798
do it, you actually have a chance to get pussy, if she says no then fud dat bitch, find another you like, stop sitting around convincing yourself you already love her...it is killing you
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Just got out of one a few hours ago so it will hurt over the next few weeks but I'm going to keep busy and do shit for me. We just weren't great for each other and some things didn't go both ways.

I'm going to try and not text her but it will be rough (cause sex/lonely shit).
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>>720654344
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>>720653781
hahaha....man. makes me realized its been along time since i receive a genuine compliment.
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I have one, pic related

She is simple. Maybe I could do better, but I love her
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>>720647744
BECAUSE I HAVE A WIFE.
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>>720656353
ew
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>>720647744
Because I'm a fat loser with a small dick who browses /b/
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>>720648704

this
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I do.
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because im a weak ass bitch beta male, just fuck me in my ass please
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>>720656495
She cute anon. good catch

Now tie her down putting a baby in her
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>>720647744
Apparently ive got a resting bitch face to rival kristen stewart. People tell me im not approachable so i get judged before anyone speaks to me :/ feels bad man
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>>720648889

hit the community, there's plenty
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I just don't care anymore.
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>>720647744
cuz i use 4chan
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>>720647744
>Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?
They're always taken already.
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>>720648648
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>>720649999

you'll find another, maybe even better one. One you don't need to spend money on, one that loves you for being you.
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>>720649999
checked
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Low T. I am 27 and not a single chest hair.
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>>720656296
Stay with her. She seems to be just fine.
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>>720649999
show her your quads.. thatll surely get her back
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>>720656931
get a tan, an accent nd start squinting and tell them youre a chink.. problemo solvedo
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>>720656390
At least you are honest...
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>>720656541
is it a nice ass? you could just commit to being a sissy
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>fat (currently losing weight)
>short
>ugly
>weird (edgy far-right boy, dark sense of humour, disregard for most relationship "norms")
>probably retarded
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MORE QT's
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>>720647744
Because after 9 years last bitch left me. Not going trough that again
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>>720657430
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>>720647744
I live in germany all girls are retarded and only want a muslim or nigger i have high blood pressure and hypothyroidism in my puberty that's why i got fat
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>>720652243
nah f am
they're tighter, much tighter
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I have 2 girls but left and right
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>>720647744
Because women are for fucking, entertainment and breeding only.
Only men can give companionship.
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>>720657323
thats a shitty hand anon maybe you should try a reroll? this time dont get fucking snake eyes across the board
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>>720657773
that's gay
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>>720657773
Greeks believed this
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>>720653565

kids are the point of marrying to me. Otherwise I would have never locked myself to a woman
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>tfw no qt to anal every night
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>>720657990
and look at the civilization they had.. all they did was sit about in the sun, read and bum each other. Not a care in the world.. if you ignore the Romans that is
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>>720658197
I mean they did a lot more than that, but yea, basically you're right, they did however prefer armpit sex
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I don't put myself out there, as chads would say.

So I downloaded Tinder last night.

I don't know what I'm doing.
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Because I'm an overly assholish person who always says nigger, kike, and spic no matter what
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>>720647744
sauce on the picture?
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>>720658817
pkkaos
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>want girlfriend
>more than that
>want someone to spend the rest of my life with
>find a bunch of women
>none of them fit the bill
>keep looking
>years go by
>eventually give up
>stop looking
>be depressed
>one day meet someone through a mutual friend
>LITERALLY PERFECT FOR ME
>everything I have been searching for
>would marry/10
>one small problem
>she has a boyfriend
>my soul when
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constantly gets confused of whether a girl is just being nice or they actually got a thing for you.
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im almost 28 i have been single my whole life. i am a member of the mgtow community and i learned very early in life that women are the most destructive and evil creatures that have ever walked the earth. here is what i look like. you dont like what i have to say then fuck you.
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>>720659909
Backdoor beauty?
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>>720660141
someone just watch fear and loathing lol
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>>720647744
I have a girlfriend who thinks 13 year old girls are kinda hot.
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>>720647744
Because in my country if you live together with someone, then they are eligible to get your shit even without marriage.
This is why I sometimes have one night stands and never contact the bitches again.
Probably when I reach the age of 45 or something, then I will marry a young cunt who will then bear my kids.
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I was engaged but broke up with my girl. Haven't been emotionally stable to even want another girl since.
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>>720647744
her arm is dirty
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>>720647744
GTFO
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>>720659909
its not too bad.
losing weight/getting ripped would definitely help I guess. though it does not change what you said about women.
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>>720647744
Because I'm broke and don't let them run my life. You can be one or the other, not both if you want to have one more than a few months.
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>>720648514
>a girl had a crush on me in high school
>I also had a crush on her
>me being the beta I still am, I never realized she liked me
>realized that a few years after high school
>still had a mild crush on her, years later
>started talking with her (we live in the same city)
>found out she hooked up with her brother
>didn't care, eventually became fwb with her
I mildly got that turned around

As for the op,
>>720648057 describes me pretty well
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>>720661058
i don't want a relationship. and ive always been large. the picture does not give me credit but im actually quite strong and well built. my opinions on women are well founded and i feel comfortable with speaking openly about it.
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>>720659909
5/10 would drink beer with and have a barbecue
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>>720647744
Because i like dick in my butt
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>>720661245
>Well founded
Mind explaining? Sounds like you're taking personal experiences and making a pretty big assumption.
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>>720661909
i don't have to explain. if you were smart then you'd find put for yourself.
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>>720654399
^This. I used to put time, money and energy into it for the sexual aspect until I got good at fapping.
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I'm still recovering from my last relationship. It lasted 2 years and I just got out of it a couple of months ago. She made me hate being in a relationship but I know I just need some time before I'm back on my feet
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>>720662038
Oh, right then. I guess you're either boring bait or a coward incapable of discussion.

Whatever mate
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>>720662283
i dont respond to baiting, and as i said. if you were smart then you would be able to find the info you are asking for. i don't have to explain or clarify why i made my statement. so how about this, how about you stop being a fussy bitch and tell me HOW i am wrong?.
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>>720647744
I fucked up when we had that "talk" have done several times. Just socially retarded.
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>>720660951
she would be hot otherwise
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>>720662489
Hahaha, no. Come up with some less shitty bait next time.
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Because I'm selfish, standards are too high and generally just not very nice to people and especially grills.
I need a girl that is as big an arsehole and rude as me.
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>>720662766
haha no?. im legit. its obvious that you're looking for a keyboard fight because it's very clear that i struck a nerve with my statement. so let me clarify. if you dont like what i said you can go fuck yourself. not a hard thing to understand.
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>>720662883
The only thing triggering me is this shitty bait.
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I'm too cool and funny. Built and handsome, but an aura of aloofness stops people from coming into my world. It makes everone seem so fake to me. I've been on the bench at the pointless game we're forced to play, how hard people try, how formulaic and disingenuine human interaction has become. I refuse to play by ever-changing unspoken rules. Gave up on the bullshit and started having fun. If I'm doing something in public, it's for me. I don't have to impress anyone and nobody has to like it but me, everything is invented by my perspective anyway.

I'd felt confused and dejected for the longest, didn't think I'd ever find where I belong and hated being in society. I don't get the same treatment, and I've accepted it. In their heads people label me as a threat without ever speaking to this self aware, fun loving, great listening, awesome cat that I am. I forgive them. I love life, but I wish I could connect with someone in a way that's meaningful. It's so hard with all the nonsense people wrap themselves into. Hard to come across someone who's not afraid to be themselves or even knows who they are.

The way I validate things is seeing it in a positive way; at parties and clubs, girls are like "he's gonna fuck me, better scat!" I end up talking to a lot of dudes... Made plenty of friendships like that, but at the end of the night I'm not snuggling up on anyone. I like sex and everything, but I want to make someone feel special and return the favor more than anything. I want to find out the little details about them and be honest and open. I need a companion who hides nothing from the world or themselves, in the moment and nowhere else.
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>>720663085
which is why i offered you a chance to prove me wrong and you realized that you have no ground to stand on :-)
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I'm a shy fucker and too scared to tell the girl I like that I like her.
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>>720656556
Nice and tiny pussy aswell.
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>>720663410
She looks crazy.
Dont listen to the other anon, if you put a baby in her you're fucked.
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>>720663170
If that's how you want to look at it, go ahead.
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>>720647744
Because I am beta male with females and pretending to be alpha feels false. Short story: I do not know what to talk about, due to nerdy interests.
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>>720663490
Kek, she is diagnosed with borderline and schizofrenia sooo yea shes loco
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>>720647744
I did but she left me
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>>720663796
Drop the beta/alpha concept in general. It truly is false. It's used to describe pack animals. From all I can tell, you're a human being, don't devalue yourself that way. Just be yourself and don't let dumb concepts get in your head. You may be surprised if you cut the strings attached to your interests and where they rank in social caste and put your voice into the world.
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>a total of 3 women have had substantial interest in me over the past 10 years
>1st one I managed to get a relationship with, lasted 4 years plus some break up sex
>2nd woman confessed to me twice, but literally failed to initiate anything so I'd get drunk and wound up laughing at her in a bar. She went home with a friend of mine and I never heard from her again
>3rd girl was a friend of a friend who seemed like the motherly caring type, but was also very sexual. I stopped talking to her after she started weeping at a comedy show because one of the bits triggered her emotional problems
>my friends and coworkers regularly get mad at me for not picking up on when women are casually flirting with me
>I'm in a world of pain because I don't know if the first girl I've liked in years is being flirty or nice to me

I used to be socially impaired in all aspects of life, but now I'm just retarded with women. 0 progress since I was 15. Haven't had sex in 4 years soon.
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>>720647744
I just suck at the game I guess. Don't feel like any more effort in it. The last time I really went for it, it failed miserably. It was love at first sight for me, I managed to make her my girl, we had lots of sex, then she started drifting away and I realised that it had never been mutual. I was left heartbroken and said fuck it, this isn't worth it. This happened 7 years ago. My libido is pretty low so I don't have any casual sex too. Sometimes it worries me, but on the other hand I feel fine and the rest of my life is good. For a long time I said to myself "you will bump into the right one some day" but now I know that's not realistic. You have to work for it and proactively search, and I don't feel like doing that at all.
>>
>>720664486
>>720664912
Sex is awesome and can be a very meaningful almost magical thing, but it's not everything in life. It's not a contest. Don't defeat yourself in a competition that doesn't truly exist.
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>>720665249
Of course, but all my friends are going for it either on Tinder or irl just to have sex. Then after having sex with 20 girls they find one they really like. Looks to me like that's how relationships are formed nowadays. So you need somewhat of a libido to do that, and I seriously don't get horny very often anymore.
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But I do
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Because I never felt affection to anyone
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It seems I am not attractive for women. Crazy and ugly women want me but I cant stand them!!

I have just met a girl who is wonderful but she is not interested to me as well.
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>>720654768
Dear god she would need to keep her mouth closed while banging, she could eat an apple through a letterbox with those chompers
>>
people stopped asking me this
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>>720647744
The girl that has been my interest for years has worse emotional problems than I currently do, and she is the sister of a good friend of mine.
>>
can someone post the 8 ball?
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I'm boring, have no life, and don't really know how to talk to people, let alone be interesting to anyone.
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>>720665794
It's bothering you that other people are doing it so much and so effortlessly, so sex must mean something to you at least in that way. Don't worry about other people, let them go and free yourself from things that aren't the real you. If you want it, get it. If you don't, don't. Simple as that. Just say what you think if you're given shit. Chad brags about having sex with 15 girls then good for him, tell him you have better shit to worry about.
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i hate wymen
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>>720647744
I'm married.
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>>720666621
I never have any problems talking to her or having fun together etc. But when it comes to taking it further I shit my pants. Never had that with other girls, only her. I think that is because is family to my friend and I really don't want to hurt her or him.
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>>720647744
because im shit at picking up girls and i don't like social gatherings

Also i'm still in love with my ex. After all those years.
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>>720648276

Obviously a salesman.
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>>720666987
Her emotional problems are things among the lines of depression, she is not crazy or anything. Any tips /b/?
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>>720647744
small dick
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>>720647744
Because since leaving my ex i realized i just had to stop being a pussy and go outside. Im in university,there is no point of wasting my youth with 1 bitch when i can fuck a latge number of cool people and experience life properly not just clinging to someone afraid that i'll be alone, it's ok to be "alone" as lobg as you hace other social interactions and relationships that may not be as monogamous or dependant as a traditional bf/gf or whatever relationship
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Thread died?
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>>720667524
I am living proof this is not the reason anon
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>>720647744
I do have a girlfriend.
She lives in Canada.
I visit her every summer.
(Nice dubs)
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Because I refuse to go outside
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>>720665249

I crave the intimacy. If I really wanted to, I could attempt to pick up loose women or visit a prostitute, as it is legal where I live. But my desire is not to stick my dick in some random broad, I want the intimacy. The lack thereof has distorted my bodily integrity, too.
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>>720647744
But I do. S'cuse me virgins, I'm about to have sex now. Bye Bye.
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>>720647744

Working 2 jobs which means 4 days of the week I work from 9 am to midnight. Don't need the drama TBH.
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>>720655532
*he cute

>>fixed that for you
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>>720647744
I enjoy solitude far too much.
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>>720647744
Finally had the chance to eat pussy, but after putting my fingers in it, I was so disgusted I almost threw up.
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Was a hardcore cocaine and pill addict for a long time, but the last few months I've put myself in isolation to clean up my life. Been sober for 5 months now with a good new job. Maybe it's time to start dating again
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>>720647744
I was with a woman I would have spent the rest of my life with. Now that she's gone I haven't met anybody that makes me even remotely feel that way since.
I've been fortunate enough to have the love of some pretty terrific ladies since then - I just don't care when they're gone and that's not love.
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Because i am an obese balding 23 year old that looks 40,
I also have trust issues and i have a violently bad temper with an addiction to booze
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>>720648874
Good luck, anon. I can't find love anymore but I do fine with women. Sucks.
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I'm too weird and no one likes me
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I didnt reply to a thread on /b/
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>>720659909
As long as you enjoy life anon, all is good. I've given up on whores too, best case scenario I'd have a couple good years and end up losing half my shit, not worth the risk.
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>>720647744
I can't get hard with them. But I know it's mental cuz i wake up with a rager every morning. Some type of social anxiety.
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Most people just don't interest me enough to want to form friendships with, so I'm mostly reclusive.

Then when I do meet a girl I like I'm often a bit shy and pathetic about it so they lose interest.
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>>720647744
My wife would object.
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>>720647744
Because women are leeches. Theyre either materialistic or just wanna fuck everything in sight without repercussions. They're always, in every situation looking for the next best guy.
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>>720654318
gym costs money dumbass
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>>720670176
Lmao yeah I'm sure it's that, and not your massive neckbeard or fedora collection
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>>720659909
your mouth looks like a baboon s ass and u seems to be fat. Not attractive at all
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I do. She sucks a mean dick.
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>>720653026
she's beautiful anon, if you don't mind can you share some more pics of her
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>>720647744
I don't actively go searching for one.
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>>720647744
Because I'm useless to society, am a sperg,and ugly
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>>720647744
speak for yourself, faggot.
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>>720647744
because fuck you
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Because I'm autistic. I can't even have friends. It's an angry frustrating life.
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>>720647744
Becouse i'm poorfag.
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>Because women are..
What? Other humans? Stop making excuses
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>>720650018
Ausfag detected
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>>720652243
And your problem with that would be ?
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>>720652746
I've fucked my self stupid over the past ten years with all sorts of women .. bought a fleshlight recently.. shit is literal cash.. can't believe how good it feels ... will still go and get pussy from time to time but not as much ...
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