fuck you i won't do what you tell me
>>720618583
please?
tfw no desktop dragon
>>720618583
Touch benises.
>>720618913
but it's about to turn off the computer, also what kind of keyboard is that? It looks like it has runic symbols for the keys and then roman numerals for the numbers.
>>720618681
maybe just this once
>>720618811
hi
>>720618913
tfw no cosmic star dragon to snuggle
>>720619309
ye k
>>720619566
Hello
>>720619566
Walmart was trying to charge me $300 for my meds today. So I need benis touching now.
>>720619566
thank you, now please go touch benis with snarf.
>>720619991
Jesus Christ.
>>720619660
how's it
>>720619991
damn jews
>>720620083
I would touch a penis, if only there'd be one available.
>>720620238
Okay.
Still trying to sell stuff.
>>720620238
there is snarf
dog testicles are sexy and I don't care what society thinks
>>720619991
this is a clear example of why we need to repeal the affordable care act
>>720620543
all balls are sexy
>>720620791
Unf
Sometimes I forget how much I like em
>>720618583
>fuck you i won't do what you tell me
How is life in the 9th grade?
>>720620543
Okay you don't have to touch my tail, but could you pat my headfins instead?
>>720620369
oh, neat. what are you selling?
>>720620420
not here
>>720620543
testicles in general are
>>720620954
it was alright, some 9 years ago
>>720620980
tons of video games.
>>720620886
all wobbly and squishy and tasty looking... mmm id love to lick a bunch of them in my lifetime.
>>720620954
it's the lyrics to a song
>>720620980
he could be if you worked hard enough on it.
>>720620966
eh alright I'm too mellow to fight you right now
here is your well deserved attention headpat
*pat*
>>720620092
>>720620238
Doc screwed up putting in the prescription, forgot to mark it for the generic, which only cost $25.
>>720620668
Or a clear sign I need a doctor that pays attention when filling out his forms.
>>720621143
i think the joke may have been, only freshmen listen to rage against the machine
>>720621314
oh, that makes more sense
>>720621277
I am satisfied.
Why so mellow?
>>720621127
what games?
>>720621143
there are a few reasons why I'm gonna have to say "no"
sup with you tho?
>>720621277
>>720621314
can't you call them to make it right?
bought Titanfall 2 cause it was half off, holy shit this game. I know I'm late but fuck
>>720621826
I just sold Link to the Past for SNES.
There's too many to write out.
>>720621885
*looks at you*
>>720621923
neeeee~
>>720621826
what are those reasons?
I'm doing okay, gunna do pathfinder here in a few hours.
>>720621998
*rubs your belly*
>>720621998
Hey badj, how're you?
day two of no drunky or sf
they wanted to stream on friday
>>720621990
omg, how much did you get for it?
>>720622035
mostly distance, lack of motivation, time and money
>>720622061
*does the good purr*
>>720622086
Sick, but otherwise good. You?
>>720622130
they're liars, both of them
>>720622197
$32.
It's not a rare game.
>>720622197
oh, well then carry on.
>>720622130
wassup katia
>>720622197
SO IT WOULD SEEM
>>720622130
i wonder what could have happened
>>720622197
how are you? hopefully not feeling super terrible from the illness
>>720621826
Already taken care of. Walmart just gave me the generics.
>>720622197
Tired, but I'm always tired so whatever. Playing vidya and music.
>>720622518
They got drunk and forgot.
>>720622313
it is vintage tho
>>720622317
what's pathfinder?
>>720622454
I mean, sf has openly admitted that he'd lie if there was something to gain from it, I think.
>>720622518
Not really all that bad. I watched Westworld last night. It was great.
>>720622637
oh nice
>>720622672
I'm not sure what I'd do. Could technically just go to sleep, but I'd rather do something. Right now I'm trying to watch a movie.
>>720622843
it's basically dungeons and dragons.
>>720622843
Old=/=value
They made millions of copies.
>>720622841
that's what i was thinking
>>720622843
oh nice, i haven't seen it myself.
i've got nothing i'm required to commit to until the 6th and am not sure what to do with myself
>>720623027
>>720623220
>>720618583
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE
>>720623263
>>720622843
Pathfinder was made because Wizards discontinued DnD 3.5, and was changing the system, so people that liked 3.5 went and made their own. With hookers. And blackjack.
>>720623039
Subby was in thread last evening drunk, so makes sense.
KATIA YOU FILTHY MAN WHORE
>>720623540
ah, i wasn't i don't think so i didn't know
>>720623640
>>720623640
>>720623640
>>720623640
>>720623640
Terrance is right you know.
>>720623681
Subby's an alcoholic now.
>>720623983
i think that's been how it is for a while now
I'm always right.
>>720623640
whqat
>>720623936
shut up barry make calexit happen already
>>720624444
>whqat
are you drunk again?
>>720623983
Just as well, he never has anything nice to say to me when he's sober
Not that he's nice to me when he's drunk either but at least he leaves me alone
also, quads checked
>>720624476
tbh I wouldn't mind, we have the 6th largest economy in the world lmao
>>720622958
oh
>>720623009
oh
>>720623039
hmm, always a bother, not having anything to do
>>720623540
huh, ok
All around me are familiar faces.....
>>720624899
Dubs on a post my name didn't show up on. Shame.
>>720624899
all around you are random strangers' penises, you filthy whore
>>720624733
yeah, i'm not sure what i'm going to do during most of that time
i could play games but there's nothing i really want to play
>>720624110
I mean, you would too after hooking up with Katia.
>>720624511
He's easy to handle drunk.
>>720625036
megusta.png
>>720625191
i'm not sure i wanted to know that
>>720625223
Me gusta? Speak the lord's language. English. You heathen.
>>720625233
He's applying to become the thread's bicycle.
>>720625301
No hablo ingles.
>>720625467
well he did tell me he wanted to be the best hooker the world's ever seen, so that might be a step in that direction
>>720625512
God damn mexican, git back on the other side of that dern wall!
>>720625191
I don't think getting on his drunk side would change anything tho
>>720625179
first world problems, eh?
>>720625707
yeah, indeed it is
>>720625560
Me clean? Me clean apartment?
>>720625893
Si si, clean apartment-o por favor. Use-o el vacuum-o, on el carpeto. Dos dollar-os per hour
>>720625642
He gets horny and realizes that he's shit when he's drunk.
>>720625974
Okay, me clean, me clean now.
/proceeds to douse everything in lemon pledge
>>720626215
lemon pledge has more actual lemon than most lemonades you can buy in stores!
>>720626326
And now I'm thirsty for lemon pledge. That seems normalo.
>>720626604
Yes, yes, drink the pledge!
>>720626672
Nah. I'll just keep doing gfur stuff.
>>720626815
whatever man
>>720626815
Literally all the penises.
can you fucking twink faggots be original with your shit for once and not repost from old /b/ threads thank you
>>720627022
Nice dubs, pal.
>>720627087
fucking hang yourself and dont pal me
>>720624483
NO SHIT UP
>>720627168
Why dont you just kill him instead of hoping he will hang himself?
>>720627168
Okay pal, whatever you say.
>>720627258
im in austria and hes probably in america fatland so yeah subscribe
>>720627168
that was rude
>>720627022
No. I want to touch twink butt.
>>720627346
Thats not an excuse at all. You saying you arent man enough to kill an american?
>>720627219
Like, No shit? Ok. Yeah man. I am disappointed in you tonight young man. You are being a naughty boy.
>>720620083
Either that guy has a womb in his ass, or that dick is the worlds most efficient air pump
>Is it still a fart or a beef? Butt queef
>>720627453
im saying that i dont want to waste my money to fly to a country full of obese people
>>720627562
Ass womb. Fuck a guy enough and you can get him pregnant.
Is science.
>>720621277
EDDY!!!!!!
>>720627022
Finally, it had to be said. I'm tired of seeing all the same stuff over and over again.
>>720627602
Excuses are like assholes, everyone's got one. You're just scared of americans.
Haha... Silly australian.
>>720627700
Nah, it was just Snuffles.
Mornin sunshines
>>720627824
torbjörn says For the Last time!!!! AM AUSTRIAN
I'M BACK WITH HOT COCK IN MY MOUTH. TASTY, TASTY BBQ DRENCHED COCK.
>>720627836
Awwwwww
>>720627861
I hate you
>>720627927
So you're going to hunt kangaroos?
>>720627927
Silly australians making new names for their kangaroo country.
I am mildly amused.
you guys killed my boner i wasnt horny anyway fuck all of you
>>720627805
hey thanks
>>720627805
Then go to a real porn site.
>>720627861
Me love you long time.
>>720627939
Post your butt.
>>720627861
Evening
>>720627939
Did you bring one for everybody?
>>720628045
What did I do THIS time?
>>720628102
You're just jealous cause we made Hitler and all you made was third wave feminism
>>720628162
I love me long time too
>>720628118
Pout more, it makes me hard.
>>720628102
He's probably too busy drinking Fosters and throwing shrimps on the barby.
>>720628099
>>720628102
>>720628270
you guys fucking suck so does your taste kangoro fetishists
>>720628237
Good. Self-love is important.
>>720628118
Look, if for any reason you're not completely satisfied, I hate you
>>720628407
what are you even saying
>>720628162
Sorry, busy shoving BBQ flavored cock in my mouth.
>>720628429
bless you seriously
>>720628469
Things of which sentences are made of
>survey says
>>720628206
howsitgarn?
>>720628653
stop confusing me my english is bad
>>720628532
whatd i do?
>>720628303
Go be a gay kangoraourao somewhere else.
>>720628735
you almost won
>>720628773
youre the only one that posted a good pic so thank you
>>720628803
I wasn't aware it was a contest
Kangaroos are good eatin'
>>720628702
Fine I guess I'm kaying in bed dumping porn. Also typing with a thumb that I cut whilst cooking. Typing on challenge mode
>>720628799
no man im taking a break from youtube/steam/bnet so im just chilling
>>720628905
I heard kangaroo burgers are pretty good.
>>720628922
>There are three genders, and two of them are for pussies.
>>720628922
You should avoid cutting yourself in the future
>>720628803
What is your native language?
>>720629002
They make good minced meat and sausages. Very similar to beef, but with less fat (which makes them less awesome for a good steak)
>>720629019
this made me laugh way too hard.
>>720629056
Mmmm I want to be the middle guy
>>720629056
japanese, but im currently in austria for studying
>>720628964
Playin shit games? Figures.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7055019/
you're welcome. Enjoy the saucy movie
Studying kangaroos.
>>720629119
Might have to try it someday. I had a chance for to try a 'roo burger last year, but I passed on it. For shame.
>>720629019
Balls are weaker than pussies and assholes
>>720629031
That goes double for dealing with hot sauce, onions or oil. I did all three
>>720629168
well i dont play too many games, just overwatch lately cause im too lazy to play them or get bored fast
>>720629265
It's nothing mind blowing. Just nice is all. Also very cheap, since kangaroos are largely considered pests and have a fairly high population.
>>720629286
There are easier ways to kill yourself.
>>720629155
But are you sissy enough to be?
>>720628237
existed
>>720629155
Mmm I want an original comment to that image
>>720629158
What kind of porn are you looking for my nippon friend?
>>720629444
I'll exist in you faggot
>>720629318
Gross, overwatch. How dull.
>>720629521
try it
>>720629475
Well then, looks like neither of us are getting what we want tonight.
>>720629475
nippon? you mean nihon i think
i mostly prefer bara or shota, i am a shota artist myself after all
>>720629521
>>720629402
Oxygen deprevation through nitrogen. That's the plan. Finish house work, get my shit in order, make some wonderful soaps. Then, I will kill myself. I have the next three months planned out.
>>720629666
Katia would be an easy rape.
wrong
ah-hahahaha katia would shank your ass
>>720629648
Is that an invitation?
>>720629666
Yeah, sorry. I will see what I have
>>720629666
That's an odd mix.
>>720629854
With his penis, maybe.
Like a black highschool fat girl. Easy, although the worth may be dubious.
>>720629583
Gross, anorexic furries with rave colors, How dull.
>>720629924
>>720629924
>>720629940
oh no, no need to search, very appreciated though
And of course the ole, "Cant rape the willing".
>>720619337
U know the entire picture is drawn, right?