Ever fuck a cheerleader? Is it magical?

>>720617216

Yes/No... I nailed a base though. It was an opportunistic thing. I'd hold out for a flyer next time. That's what they call the little ones that they hold up and throw into the air.

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Fucked this chick...she was okay

>>720617216
>Is it magical?
Dunno but it's not the worst thing I could imagine.

i've never fucked anyone and theres only one girl that i can remember talking to that i know was a cheerleader.
cheerleaders remind me of cults

>>720617216
>>720617216
>be me
>highschool about 17
>super hot cheerleader I've known for years
>she has boyfriend but he acts really gay
>he came out of the closet after highschool
>she likes to sit on my desk in class we share
>usually on gameday when she's in her cheerleader outfit
>just sits there legs open and flirts
>spanish teacher cock blocks
>makes her get off my desk all the time
>we both have last period off on same day
>I tell her we should hang out more often
>we meet up in parking lot and she climbs in my SUV
>I waste no time sweet talking her and go in for a kiss
>she hesitates but lets me kiss her
>I grab her little perky B cup tits
>she stops me
>I tell her I know Bryan doesn't show her any attention
>Bryan is homo BF
>I let her vent for about 15 mins still in parking lot
>she becomes happy and receptive to me
>I continue to feel her up and make out
>I say let's move it to the back
>I lay down the seat and happen to have big soft blanket to lay down. Boy Scout prepardeness FTW
>She's not in cheerleader outfit that day. Shit
>Who cares she's the hottest girl I've made out with to date
>I get in them drawers
>Get condom from console
>slid it in and she's wet. Super wet.
>I'm fucking Katy in the parking lot.
>Big highschool tons of cars and cameras on the parking lot
>I'm pounding her cunt like a porn star.
>Missionary and then I grab her hips and flip her up.
>she's about 5 foot tall and 95 pounds.
>top female Gymnast at our school
>I fuck her doggie style maybe another fifteen minutes
>she's a moaner
>I finish and pull the condom off
>she takes my cock in her mouth and cleans it up
>I spend a few minutes telling her how great of a fuck she is
>I tell her I have to go to work and she gets out
>drives off in her little civic with a smile on her face
>I get high and go home. I didn't have to work
>we never really talk about it, never fuck again

>>720617216
Yep

>>720617866
Oh and got nudes if anyones interested

>>720618250
deliver anon

>>720618250
Pics or it didn't happen.

When it happened, it was the best, most magical thing ever. Then as a 15 yo does, I got REALLY attached and my world was destroyed when she just moved on to the next guy and next guy and the next guy and ended up fucking the majority of the guys I knew. Didn't know the concept of casual sex or sluts at the time, still thinking that a kiss means you're officially dating. That massive heartbreak fucked me up for a couple years and brought me to a DARK, DARK place.

10/10 would retardedly do again

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>>720618371
After i fucked her

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Fucked her. Slut for BBC. Had the time of my life

>>720617341
she fucked a lot at towson

>>720617866
Nudes

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>>720618593
Good. She deserves sex

>>720617216
yeah, was fun, dancers and gymnast are fun too, limber bitches

>>720618538
Nudes?

Are all cheerleaders destined to be thots?

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>>720618501
Tight lil thing

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>>720618808
It's expected

>>720618780
You never slept with a gymnast have you?

Calist hands, gross

>>720618912

would berry my dick

>>720617866
The word is stalked, not fucked, in your case.

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>>720618795
No nudes just memories of her tight pussy and her riding my cock

>>720619083
No

>>720618808
Destiny is not a thing. People are just people. Some rise above and others sink to the bottom. Just the way it is. Your past does not determine your future. You do.

>>720617216


fucked a latina cheerleader and it WAS magical

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>>720619104
The sexy face I came on. Anyone like her?

>>720617216
I wish, post pics and stories so I can live vicariously through you guys

>>720617216
fuck ya anon anymore of her in uniform?

>>720618538
more of the girl to the left why she cropped out?

>>720619722
Yes, Moar plox.

Anybody ever managed to smell a sweaty just used uniform from after practice?

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>>720619995
Because she ugly

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>>720620033

yeah hes like 5'8" and suuuper athletic

>>720618047
nice story bro

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>>720620231
I'm diamonds thinking about her

Sure did

She gave me an S
She gave me a T
She came me a D

What did it spell?

A week of painful pissing and round of antibiotics

>>720620201
what about lefty here?

>>720620201
My cock does not discriminate.
( Unless she's a nigger or a wetback)

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>>720620330
Not bad

>>720620289
Same.
Any in uniform?

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Yeah, It was MAGICAL
she's the one being lift over

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>>720620482
She knows how to take cock

>>720620447
Left is WAY better

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>>720619928

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>>720619928
Whoops>>720620764
No I don't have more of the op girl

>>720620584
Fuck yeah.

Any nudes?

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Which ones are the sluttiest?

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>>720620902
No, haven't talked to her since I fucked her last

>>720620904
>>720620904

The color guard.

>>720617216
>Give me an O!
>Give me an R!
>Give me a G!
>Give me an A!
>Give me an S!
>Give me an M!

>What's that spell!?

>What the fuck? Did you just go limp you pathetic piece of shit!?

:-(

>>720620964
We'll, you should remedy that.

Fuck her for yourself and get some nudes for us.

>>720620904
Back, third from left

>>720620317
Pretty witty, I have to admit

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>>720621089
Probably

>>720621146
I thought so

Seriously though she was a huge whore

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>>720621062
Look at her cute ass. Probably is she's with her white bf

>>720621489
Problem*

>>720620904
This is not the most attractive squad

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>>720621721
I agree but there's a few good ones

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>>720621902
Here's a highlight

>>720621489
Her ass is making me hard

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I wish I was a sexy little cheerleader and bouncing my tight little ass up and down on a big football cock

>>720621959
Ok very very cute

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banged the middle one for a while....was amazing

>>720617216
No but I'm going to fuck a dancer soon.

>>720617216

I fully know that no one on here will believe me, but about 10 years ago I somehow managed to fuck a cheerleader for the New England Patriots.

It was a one time deal. I saw her after that and I'm pretty sure she was fully ashamed that she fucked me.

Obviously for most guys it's a once in a lifetime type of thing.

>>720617216
No but a dancer. basically the same. It was bad she sucked

>>720617216
>>720621643

>>720622193
nice. she looks like she'd be fun.

>>720622345
What was bad about it?

>>720622193
any full body shots of left.

>>720619104
The nigger in the back ground, kek.

>>720622255
was she drunk?

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>>720622506
really fun, super kinky too

>>720622549
gotta check...dont know her

>>720622584

We were both drinking. She was probably buzzed.

I used to be an entertainer. She saw me perform. We hung out and one thing led to another.

It was so fucking surreal. My best friend was there and even he couldn't believe it.

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Once a long time ago

>>720622899
MODDDSSSS

>>720622899
>>720622955
shut up we want more. story would be good too

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>>720622955
And then there's this faggot.........

>>720623067
>>720623103
reported both of you pedos....kys

>>720623294
good god please die

>>720617866
All nudes and name and story. We need it all

No different from fucking cute band geeks.

>>720618538
Texas?

>>720617216
Just fucked 2 of em

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I love when they're perky and bitchy

>>720621489
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch, I'd take her if I had one wish.

>>720624495
Chinese girls make head sick

>>720624495
Why?

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Make my wife wear 1 of 8 cheerleader skirts she has to bed every night.Sometimes she brings out poms and pigtails but at least a skirt and bra for nightwear

>>720624580
nice

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Yes dancers and cheerleaders are a different breed

>>720618985
>Calist

Fuck you for being stupid

>>720624822
You shouldn't make your wife do anything. Real men don't do that

>>720624885
>Yes dancers and cheerleaders are a different breed

I think you mean dancers and cheerleaders like to breed.

>>720624822
You make her sleep in a bra and a skirt? No way thats comfortable.

>>720624626
It's a lyric from Summer Girls by LFO.

But I do like girls that wear A&F. Most of the time they are pretty hot, always exception to the rule. But it's hard for fat girls to wear it since they don't make plus size..

>>720624816
>>720625162
Meant to send that to you.

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>>720618688
probably the first picture i've seen on 4chan of a black with a white girl. I have no problem with this black man. he seems like a stand up guy; he shows enough class to wear his hat in the proper direction and hold his beer can discreetly.

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i'm gonna say yes, it was magical

>>720625116
super weird. like at least topless

>>720624981
That too

>>720618250
Dude yus

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neighbors daughter...trying to figure out how i can get with her

>>720617866
dudes the nudes

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>>720620231
does anyone else think these shirts make girls look like pirates? pic related

>>720623828
>tied her knees together
rookie

Someone needs to post some alpha cheerleaders. These are mainly cute or secondary cheerleaders. Need to see and hear about the Queen Bee girls

>>720625679
Stop criticizing. Constructive, solicited criticism only, you know that

>>720625841
No, that sort of rookie behavior needs to be criticized. Everyone knows you tie her ankles together or to the bedposts. How else are you gonna fuck her in her pussy hole?

>>720626025
holy fug anon more of the middle 2 in unniforms?

>>720626025
lurking for 2nd from right shes off the chain! plz more bodyshots or any solos of her in that?

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High pitched screams for the football or basketball team.
Intense, perky smiling.
Peeks at panties.

Too much for my penis

>>720622020
i wish i was a big football cock and bouncing my tight little cheerleader on a sexy little ass

>>720626552
>>720626581
Only pic I've seen

>>720626696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY&spfreload=10

>>720617216
yeah, two diff chicks, lame loose cold dead fish pussy, and these chicks were a solid 8. ive had better from plain janes

>>720619722
yep she's hot

>>720617216
If you like this, or hs girls, kek ArsenicD and we trade

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Keep the magic alive. More sexy cheerleaders

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not a cheerleader, but my cousin is a gymnast (in yellow)
>mfw ill never get to experience a girl as flexible

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Any jocks here? When did cheerleader sex happen? Ever fuck in a locker room, field house, woods near the stadium, on a bus, parking lot by field, under bleachers, etc?

>>720621959
more of this girl?

>>720628887
when i was on the HS bball team, our practices used to end around the same time. there were a couple chicks on the cheerleading team who would want to hang out after (clearly to get busy) and we would hang out and wait for the coaches to leave. Once clear, we'd get it on in my car

>>720628275
Nm state? What year?

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>>720629140

>>720622255
>I fully know that no one on here will believe me, but about 10 years ago I somehow managed to fuck a cheerleader for the New England Patriots.

You and probably half the attendees at Gillette Stadium. They're not known for monogamy.

>>720629640
Damn, Moar please

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>>720629333
There was a 6'5 black kid on my football team and almost every day after practice a couple of white girls would show up and ask for him. He had a long dick, showered next to me daily. He got so much pussy.

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>>720629734
Wwyd with her?

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>>720629949
Mouth open. Ready to suck

Current gf was a cheerleader in hs.

She's decent looking. Complete opposite of a slut. Pretty boring in bed and her hips are fucked.

Life is hard boys.

>>720629949
shes sexy as fuck, would cum all over her face.

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This would be like walking into a sex beenive

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>>720630668

>>720629780
i'm 6'3, white, average dick, but im good looking so it worked for me

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Are you guys Chads/former sports players or will cheerleaders fuck anything that moves?

>>720631119
Former NFL player here. You gotta be alpha and have a huge cock. It's an elite club that gets the privilege of fucking cheerleaders

>>720617216
cheerleaders, the hottest fucks i ever had are regular girls i picked up at the grocery store... no shit!!!!

>>720631340
The privilege of fucking self-centered bimbos?

>>720631094
ugly as fuck aside a couple tbh

Yes, until it's not.

>>720631340
lol i cant wait for you to go brain dead from your concussions stupid faggot

>>720631639
the best looking ones were kept to the back for some reason

>>720631094
ugh awesome pic

i was fuckin a cheerleader on the reg in hs. about as awesome as you could imagine.

she went off to college n got herpes after two weeks lol. eventually tried to fuck me again lol nahhhhhh

>>720617216
The hot cheerleader I wanted in high school is now a 300lb heifer of three illegitimate leeches.

I feel I dodged a bullet there.

>>720631340
I was a loser in highschool and had a cheerleader stalker. You're just wrong.

Yes i have.

I've fucked 2 cheerleaders and a dancer.

It was nice but ultimately the gymnasts I fucked once wins.

>>720618047
how come there is so many "I had the luckiest Fuck of my life but never went for it again" stories?

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>>720632064
Very perky

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>>720632243
they're the storytelling equivalent of blowing your load in 30 seconds. They don't know how to continue their fiction, so they just end the story by saying essentially, "I tapped that, it was great, but I didn't hit it again."

>>720632141
You imagined she stalked you.

>>720632547
Virgin detected

>>720632064
What a healthy little clear-eyed fuck bunny. I will take it home and tend to its needs.

>>720622899
she still has missing baby teeth and she's this hot
what the fuck?
she looks 14+

>>720622899
>>720628212
Jessuuuuussss Chrrriiissssttttt

>>720632243
she was in the preppy clique. I was in the stoner/jock clique. She was mostly a good girl and continued to date the fag until he came out as gay. Honestly she was like a little annoying sister who tagged along to our games until about age 16 and then I started to just think about fucking her. We were never going to be a couple and I was a retard who didn't understand the side chick. This was like 1997 cut me some slack. If I had the knowledge and technology I do now I would've recorded it and told her she had to keep fucking me.

>>720632547
anon-kun kiss my baby sized nutsack

>>720633167
are you trying to say, niche?
also there was cameras in the late 90s you fukbut

>>720628212
holy shit i went to HS with her

you know her anon???

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>>720632740
I'm terrified...guess hit a nerve

>>720632100
>TFW you'll never get to fuck a horny highschool cheerleader while smelling her stinky little feet after practice

>>720621489
is she a real slut for bbc?

>>720621189
I'd like to thank the individual that designed those shorts.

>>720617216
Yes I have, and No its just pussy.

>>720633387
no fucktard I mean clique....like I said.

Here's a definition

Clique- in the social sciences, is a group of individuals who interact with one another and share similar interests

Yes there were cameras in 1997 but what highschool junior had one of those big fuckers in his vehicle at all times? Had I a cellphone with that capability I would've filmed some of her at the very least to watch it myself later. Fuckbut.

I fucked a 25 year old stripper that dressed like a cheerleader for me once, does that count?

>>720633557
No, you've just been called out

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>>720630590
thats the ugliest cheerleadleading team yet

>>720633945
...and you still wouldnt have a chance, virgin
>KEK

welcome to /b/, where virgins detect virgins...it's a total non-fuckfest.

>>720634393
Virgin detected. On a roll now

>>720632064
holy fuck. what a babe.

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Yeah and it was shit. But I should've expected.
>THAT one cheerleader in the group that looks just passable
>all the cool jock dudes didn't care about her because they could fuck her hot friends instead
>she gets desperate and starts asking randoms to some party and everyone thinks she's joking because why would a cheerleader need that
>say yes
>there was no party
>just had a shitty fuck in the shitty school bathroom
>she never even talked to me again

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>>720634218
you know me to well /b/

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>>720631684
/thread

yes. it is so much better than the fat bitch I was with before her. I'm maybe a 5/10 I don't know how I got so lucky with her.

>>720633557
if you hit a nerve it was someone else's. I'm the poster of the story you claim is fiction. You can believe whatever you want cause it doesn't change shit for me. I do have to agree you sound like a virgin. If you had gotten any in high school you'd know that's how most end. You hookup with an emotional wreck who is dating a closet fag and it's not hard to score but getting her to put out again is no easy task. To my knowledge she cheated on him one other time with another close friend and that was it. This is /b/ though I get it. Everyone is full of shit and all the autistic virgins can't possibly believe people actually got laid. It wasn't always a land of socially retarded fags.

>>720632064
more?

>>720629780
>There was a 6'5 black kid on my football team I am in love with Almost every day after practice a couple of bitch white girls would show up and ask for him. I loved to gaze at his long dick, I soaped it for shim when he showered next to me daily. I wish he was up in muh boi pussy.

ftfy faggot

>>720629780
This week on things that never happened...

>>720628275
She's from UNM, 2010 I think?

Just Google unm cheerleader nudes

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>>720617216
>dated and fucked a cheerleader in high school.
>she was a grade above me so at the time I felt like a bad ass even though she really wasn't hot and only average at best.
>now she's a fat disgusting cow so I can't brag about fucking a cheerleader anymore.

>>720629639
>>720636049

>>720635751
That's true. I stared at it. Loved it
>>720635815
It happened.

>>720617216

Dated a former high school cheerleader for two years after high school.
Saw her at a party and we hit it off. That night she asked me to sleep over with her at her friend's house.
I was so horny for her firm cheerleader body I fucked her and came in her six times.
She was a fun fuck buddy and we learned a lot about sex with each other.
Looking back I wish I'd gotten her to put on her old cheerleader uniform for some fucking and photos. She had braces too .... Loved to watch her suck me off ....

>>720620904
>Which ones are the sluttiest?
Whichever ones are shortest. The shortest ones are usually the sluts. They know they'll never be as beautiful or sexy as tall girls, so they compensate by being easier.

Guys pick up on this subconsciously, which is why young guys go after them - they know it's less work.

>>720617216
Yes nothing special tho, she liked doggy style and nothing more

>>720624885
Yes. Genetically defective (read: too fucking short). Anything that keeps you the same height as an average 9th grader can't be good. (Neither are the closet pedos/hebes that continue to seek them out long after high school.)

>>720632255
any more of this chick?

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Used to fuck her senior year.

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>>720637644

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>>720637644
So you didn't get married to her as your soulmate?

>>720637537
How are we closeted? And why isn't it good?

>>720637644
Got any nudes? Know there's an album of her floating around with her being a cocktease and not showing tits.

>>720637917
If you like your women looking like kids (especially from the back), you have issues. At least own up to them.

>>720625273
what the fuck am i looking at

Just like any other pussy, except more annoying.

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>>720637766
>>720637991
No nudes but plenty of bikini pics. Tits are off the chain.

>>720638119
Not closeted though. What's the issue?

>>720637644
lol sure you did buddy. The most popular cheerleader set on the internet was your senior year fuck. Try harder.

>>720638177
Moar bikini or cheerleader uniform pics. What's her cup size?

>>720638177
jesus you're right those are some nice tits

>>720617216

Maybe. Fucked a chick who graced the cover of a national magazine you've heard about in a swim suit.

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>>720638177

>>720622193

she looks like that stripper chick barney almosts marries in how i met your mother

>>720617866

looks like a real cum dodger

I'll take some fat nerd chick who worships cum over her any day, anon. Bet you did a few of them too.

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>>720638487

>>720637644
Post nudes then

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>>720638551
>>720638321

>>720617216
fuck a skank who was in the 2006 playboy college issue.
she gave me genital warts, not even memeing

>>720618047
Good job m8.

>>720618538

found the black guy

>>720638487
holy shit keep going

>>720638433

sad to say the magazine was not SI

>>720638912
It's alana lomis, this dude is lying. Just go to the anon-ib thread for all the pics.

>>720638209
Using short adult girls as surrogates for the children in your pedo-fantasies. You might not be consciously aware that you're doing it, but you are.

>>720638433
You fucked Madeleine Albright?

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>>720638658

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>>720620855

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Which one do you like the best?

>>720639006
That's how you wish to characterize it. If I wanted to children, I would.

>>720639222
right

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Might end up fucking one of the hottest girls in my grade. (class of 150ish students) Is it a permanent confidence boost to lose your virginity? I have anxiety so I feel like this might help me a lot.

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>>720639136

>>720618808
Destined to be that hoe over theres? This is why words become annoying. Thot is for a different context

>>720639240
>If I wanted to children, I would
You don't need to, because you've a surrogate. See how that works? So the whole "if I wanted to..." argument falls apart because the impetus isn't there. If all the short chicks suddenly died out, your situation would change.

>>720628887
VHS?

>>720631340
Lol

>>720632547
Like most of the girls I fucked I never saw again. Nothing about that story wasn't believable lol.

>>720623697
big difference

yeah i did and yeah, it was pretty sweet. this 16 year old girl with big tits when i was 21. it was nice.

>>720617866

Nice....Surrey girl

>>720640313
You should be in jail and then in hell. How pathetic.

>>720617216
Haha I did but she was from a small-town and therefore was pretty weird and like a 6 in the face and sounded too much like a boy.. kinda bugged me and I eventually stopped hanging out with her. She had a good body tho and fucking her was alright.

>>720639222
Right by a landslide

>>720640387
The age of consent is only higher than 16 in places that are run by SJWs or Christians.

>>720631489
Ayyye you one of those 40-something guys that figured out how to be badass later in life and now you're fucking 20 year old girls 24/7?

one i had was my first fat chick. she was good in bed

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I guess i'll contribute.

>>720640650
You say that like it's a bad thing. That should be a wakeup call to just how sick you are. You had better not be pursuing any of these girls. This is serious, outside of /b/ people aren't going to think this is a joke.

>>720640162
I lied about the names. Katy=Katie Bryan=Brian
I'd take a pic of my yearbook and her current facebook but the assholes on this board would harrass them both and they're good people. She's still cute as a button and not married. He's a super flamer and hooks up with all kinds of guys I hear. I have one HUGE regret and that is not tasting her pussy. She was completely shaved and it smelled amazing.

>>720640945
get the fuck out normie

>>720640849
holy shit moar

>>720641058
Get out of your basement and seek help.

>>720640506
hell yeah me too

>>720633784
I'm with you.

I graduated HS in 1996.
I wish I had this tech then.

>>720641271
joke's on you, i live in the attic

>>720640945
The only real issue I see with that is an increase in teen pregnancies from older people taking advantage of them. Thus my taxes would go up. Let's keep it at 18

No I'd be afraid of catching american off them

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>>720641175

>>720618501
I bet that pussy was good

>>720621721
It's because of the niggers