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I'm a Serial Killer AMA

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I'm a Serial Killer

AMA
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(a) How many people must be in a room in order for the probability to be greater than 1/2 that at least two of them have the same birthday? (By “same birthday”, we mean the same day of the year; the year may differ.) Ignore leap years.

(b) Assume there is some large number, N, of days in a year. How many people are now necessary for the odds to favor a common birthday? Equivalently, assuming a normal 365-day year, how many people are required for the probability to be greater than 1/2 that at least two of them were born in the same
hour on the same date? Or in the same minute of the same hour on the same date? Neglect terms in your answer that are of subleading order in N.
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>>720617282
Maybe i killin your mother be the answer.
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>>720617201
How many cereals have you killed? What's your favorite flavor of cereal to kill?
I've killed 63 cereals and my favorite kind is cocoa krispies.
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>>720617201
How many lights are there?
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>>720617603
3
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>>720617470
I like coco puffs myself.
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>>720617666
Correct answer. Good to see you Satan.
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How many lives have you ended?

How do you do it?
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How does it feel to kill someone?
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>>720617201
Do you take request? If so where abouts you from like country and like east west?
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What have you killed besides your dignity?
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>>720617201
Do you jerk off covered on your own feces?
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>>720617201
how long have you been killing comedy, anon?
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>>720617918
5

With a hammer,caught them in the night and smash the hammer on their heads.

4 Times:Pan!Pan!Pan!Pan!
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>>720618067
Is good,is catharsis to me.
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>>720618173
>What have you killed besides your dignity?
Humans.
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proof OP?
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>>720618322
do you pick victims at random?
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>>720618468

>proof OP?

>>720618322
Dubs.
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>>720618322
You should do it live on he will not divide us stream just sneak up behind some cunt. Make sure you plan it out like during peak times and have a escape route planned and shit
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>>720618564
Yes.Women,men,blacks,whites,anyone.
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>>720618322
Bonk bonk on the head!
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>>720617201

Do you feel empathy, emotions? Are you kind, other than your killings?
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Favoriet musical?
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Sounds like the general killer to me, no hidden agendas or fetishes you care to share?

Do you collect the possessions of the Fallen?
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>>720617282
As many students as there are in a public classroom.
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nice attention whoring, faggot
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>>720617201

Do you admire other serial killers? If so, who is your favorite? Do you consume media containing serial killers? If so, what is your favorite?
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>>720617201
What's your preferred target?
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I guess these types of post are expected from a board 16 year old neckbeard.... Just another Saturday night on 4chan
>Let me fireup this chrome.exe file
>Navigate to /b
>Open New Tab to TardNation Donation page
>Alt Tab back to /b
>Gonna Make a Bate Thread...
>What to post.png
>GOT IT! Serial killer thread
>Ez 2 Answer
>Can ez shit post without providing Proof of OC

Continue OP... Please Continue
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>>720618900
I like of women feet,also,the last woman i killed(number 3)after killed her,i take off her shoes and cum on her feets.
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Have you ever been back to where you killed people?
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>>720619260
Why would he lie what he's confessing his sins to us?

He knows god is watching
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>>720619181
>Do you admire other serial killers?
Ted Bundy,Jeffrrey Dahmer,H.H Holmes

>If so, who is your favorite?
Dahmer

>Do you consume media containing serial killers?

Just books

>f so, what is your favorite?

The Stranger Beside Me-Ann Rule(Talks about Ted Bundy)
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>>720619243
Blonde Women
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Do you keep a trophy? Eat some parts?
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Post picture of severed head or fuck off, faggot.
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>>720619608

Does this have any relation to Bundy?
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>>720619718
No.
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>>720619813
No.Personal taste.
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>>720619718

I seriously just watched that movie.
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Have you killed anyone you know?
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>>720619718
Not op. Go around hitting people on the head so I can go out them the truck and eat them for later. Sound real nice. Can you catch aids from eating people I have no idea I should Google this.
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Do you use the same hammer each time?
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>>720620041
No.Random people give,uhh,a little "taste",a strange tast eof kill people that you don't know.Like i'm the hunter,and they are strange animals walkin in the forest.
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>>720620115
Yes.
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>>720620115
Follow up questions what is your preferred hammer? If I had to use a hammer to kill someone what would you recommend?
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>>720619813
Probably more likely that his mother was blonde.
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What would you do if brought in for questioning?
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>>720620373
>Follow up questions what is your preferred hammer?
A hammer,just a hammer.

>If I had to use a hammer to kill someone what would you recommend?
Anyone,all hammers are equal.
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22oz Estwing framing hammer.
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>>720620422
No,my sister is.My father was son of swedishes.
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