s/fur happens, so go ahead

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So my roommate got Alexa and I asked it to open the pod bay doors

It refused to do so because I'm not Dave, and we're not in space and she's not HAL

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Checking in.

And I know you're a very eager threadstarter. That is good. It's usually just best to wait until the thread has capped before even starting the second one. It's best practice.

>>720605880
That's bullshit.

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>>720605949
I know right?

>>720605763
Woah, are you my brother?

>>720605880
Heh, nice. At thanksgiving I asked my relatives one the meaning of life, the universe and everything. And when she answered 42 everyone just looked at me weird.

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>>720606008
On the flipside, how terrified would you be if the pod bay doors actually did open?

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>>720606077
They were expecting "INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR MEANINGFUL ANSWER."

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>>720606077
Dude I don't know. Why do you ask?

Fucking plebeians they just don't get it.

>>720606094
Very, and then what she could if the pod bay doors were open. That would be scary.

>>720606187
That would be if I asked for the question to the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

>>720606302
He's always talking about Carhartts.

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>>720606440
Oh, I had no idea.

They're great pants. They take a while to break in but man they will last forever.

Be back in a little bit.

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>>720607793
See you soon

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>>720607793
Alrighty.

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man didnt have to select road signs or storefronts once this evening
today it was a good day ~

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>>720608008
Up next: House numbers

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>>720608062
pls no i dont want to >.<

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I think I'm going to go have a real quick bite to eat

Back in like half an hour probably

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>>720608491
Sounds good, see ya soon!

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anyone got sauce

>>720609965
Simple google image search came up with "sweet-dreamzzz-by-tsampikos"

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Didn't quite go as planned

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>>720610963
Yeah? Did the sandwich try to take a bite outta YOU?

>>720610963
Why not?

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>>720611056
>>720611148
Heh, not quite.

Student ID cleaved into three pieces, so guy was super cool and guest swiped me into the dining hall but now I've got to get a new one, which is shitty.

>>720611324
Is this the guy that used to hit on you?

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>>720611324
Oh wow. That actually happened to my student ID, too. They don't put a lot of quality into those things.

Anyone have Thicc or Chubby? Pls

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>>720611387
No, some other dude, fraternity guy. but holy shit I totally forgot that guy existed.

That guy used to work at the dining hall.

>>720611528
No, they really don't. I'm surprised it's lasted me this long to begin with, even though I've had problems with it since MFF 2015.

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>>720611665
Not really my bag, actually.

>>720611710
But I bet he thinks of you every day.

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>>720611825
I haven't seen him for a long time actually, might have quit.

I seriously hope not. I'm not worth that

>>720611995
That's not for you to decide now is it.

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>>720612053
Yeah... I know that all too well.

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>>720611528

Damn... I want to be plowed in the way, but at the same time I also want to ream him for doing that to a fellow dragoness!

>>720612252
Fuck.. I didn't think about that. Sorry.

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>>720612314
Given she's a dragon, I would have to assume that he has her consent.

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>>720612467

For sex, yes, but for that position?

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>>720612314
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9BjjFts2F0

>>720612388
It's fine, I know you didn't mean that.

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>>720612582
I just think that a dragon isn't going to be forced into an easily-escapable position against her will.

Given that she's a dragon, and all.

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>>720612610

I don't get the reference.

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Guess I get to wait until Monday afternoon to get a new ID

Joy.

>>720612750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnsiZOJjfUg

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>>720612779
Yeesh.

>>720612864
Yep

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>>720612811

Oh, fuck off.

>>720612747

Look at how thin her arms are then look at his. He could easily hold her in that position.

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>>720613008
:^)

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>>720613008
I don't know man, she's still a dragon.

>>720613221
>man
oh boy here we go...

>>720606501
moar

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>>720613276
AM GRILL 20 FEET TALL UGH

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>>720605949
The premature link that happened 2-3 h wasn't me (op). The one that happened 1:30 ago was me being distracted and out of sync having just got back home.

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>>720613386
Not sure I have much more of Roxanne, unfortunately.

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>>720613495
Good to know.

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>>720613386

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>>720613477
>>720613276
Oh god, did I do something?

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>>720613640
draka

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>>720613555
Hanlon's razor

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>>720613716
Ah, right.

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So did anybody else score Maiden tickets this week?

Anyone else even going to see them?

yesterday I was so tired I feel asleep while waiting for a reply

>>720614325
I think you know the answer to that. Grats though.

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>>720614325
Not my jams. However, I have actually never been to a concert.

>>720614359
Howdy.

>>720614426
what

>>720614325
Oh shit, Maiden is playi? Where? I hope I didn't miss out.

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>>720614476
Just have never been to one.

>>720614419
Yeah, kinda figured.

I can't wait to see them again

>>720614426
Dude you've got to go to a show.

I'd suggest Carnifex because they're from your area, on tour and the show is cheap but they're pretty heavy

>>720614627
go to their website and look at the tour dates

>>720614667
Fuck! The first location is in Toronto, too! Too bad I'm too broke to afford any, if there's any left still.

anyone got any doe?

>>720614667
Hm, that's a guy

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>>720614870
That he is

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHW_vvDgPHx/

>>720614870
What gave it away?

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>>720614960
Neat.

I don't know, call it a hunch. or bulge.

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>>720615223
Hey Rabbit.

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hi

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>>720615290
Hi.

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>>720615223
>>720615326
>>720615350
hey guys

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>>720615350
Hey Cat.

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>>720615326
wb Sunny.

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>>720615395
>>720615350
howdy

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>>720615395
H-hi.

>>720615479
>>720615435
>>720615395
>>720615365
hows it going everyone, haven't been here in a while

The episode where Hank has sex dreams about propane.

>>720615479
that pic is extremely cute

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>>720615548
It goes, it goes. You?

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>>720615548
I've been better.

>>720615553
I'm trying to find the image of the guy who kind of looks like Patton wearing the Raybans and the reflection of them is Hank having propaned.

I don't know if I can find it but it would be very fitting

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>>720615657
yea im ok, been sick all today and yesterday though. Played video games until i got depresssed

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Gonna dip out for a bit. Will be back later. Happy posting!