You there, what is Your Profession?

>>720601932
Data entry

>>720601932
Studying i guess

>>720601932
md

>>720601932
I'm a potter, sir.

>>720601932
Head of PR/Marketing, Recruitment and Events at a student organisation in my city. Taking a year off to work.

Blacksmith. And no I don't make horseshoes

>>720601932
chef at wendy's

>>720602774
How much do you make an hour?

>>720602774
i fucking.see.this. every time in this theards
its some kind of joke ?

>>720601932
wizard

>>720602935
$7.75/hour

>>720602962
meme
(noun)

1 : an idea, belief or belief system, or pattern of behavior that spreads throughout a culture either vertically by cultural inheritance (as by parents to children) or horizontally by cultural acquisition (as by peers, information media, and entertainment media

>>720601932
Psychology

Law Student

i'm a line cook at chowderheads, looking to get a manager's position at like a KFC or something though

>>720601932
Developer. Probably skip past me unless your army needs a time schedule application or something.

I'm a potter

>>720601932
Armour officer motherfucker

Assembly of big lawnmowers

I'm on the dole.

network engineer and stalker

>>720601932
Software Engineer. I make computers do stuff.

Lab technician.
Need a new job. Colleagues are fucking retarded. Ideas aren't welcome.

Motor vehicle technician

>>720601932
ce pula mea nu lucrez

Student for now, english teacher in a few years I hope.

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>>720601932
I show the people my AMAZING Dubs!
Check'em!

Nigger

Commercial insurance broker. AMA

>>720601932
I like to play on my Ps4.

Does that count?

Also i'm currently the President of The United States Of America.

>>720601932
I sell cell phones at Samsclub

>>720602690
Will you share with us some of your work

>>720601932
I'm the A/V guy.

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NASCAR driver

>>720602690
Do u make shoes for horses?

>>720604755
made me laugh

>>720601932
Medical assistant for a mid level. It's pretty fun. See mostly acute patients in a clinic.

>>720602100
X2.

No light at the end of the tunnel.

i shoot pigeons at the airport

>>720604781
I always wanted to go to school for auto mechanics but I cant afford it so now my faggot ass is stuck with nothing. I've got a long criminal history from when I was 17 and it follows me and haunts me everywhere I go. I'm taking a welding class but I'm not learning a gah damn thing cause the teacher does fucking teach

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>>720601932
Field worker. Pic related

>>720605607
Shut your fuckin mouth

>>720601932
I do a lot of stuff actually. I work retail in the day at Victoria's Secret. At night I sometimes dance at a strip club but only when I feel like it. On weekends I escort and do porn.

Photographer (work for a studio and freelance)

>>720601932
Bartender and Barista

>>720605721
found the mexican

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>>720605721
So your a nigger

>>720605768
tits or GTFO

>>720605768
Pic? Maybe

>>720605852
niggers don't work, you dumbass. everyone knows that wetbacks pick produce.

Professional demon

>>720605861
What if it's a dude, faggot

>>720605700
You don't need to go to school man, start at a oil change place and do good and after a year apply to dealers for open posistions in the shop, if they see promise they will send and pay for you school to work on just their cars, or same thing if you find a major chain that fixes cars, they will pay for you classes.

Warehouse Operator.. and iam Enjoying it

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I consider myself a teacher.

>>720605768
tits or die cumdumpster

fukn mechanical engineer

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US Navy, getting ready to retire and move into the civilian sector.

>>720605852
Well, i have african blood.

>>720605987
hi, faggot. i'm anon.

i wasn't aware of Victoria's Secret hiring males for their retail work.

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>>720606027
Sorry boys, it's a bit dark

>>720606221
open penis bb

>>720605662
Im a pilot, you guys are crazy funny to watch and thanks

>>720606154
Fags are better at selling stuff to women than women are

>>720601932
professional child molester

>>720602690
I'm a whitesmith.

>>720606404
Shoot them with what?

Crane Operator

>>720602774
haha chef, more like assembly line worker

>>720606443
Not even slightly funny

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>>720605014
No one will ask you a fucking thing with that attitude

>>720606527
he shoots them with semen

>>720606609
I kek'd

hydrogeologist

>>720606642
I just read the guy that done that at the park but it was old

>>720601932
drunkard and wanker

>>720606693
Cause you're a fag

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>>720601932
Am terminat facultatea de jmecherie muistule.

>>720606609
yeah it is newfag nigger

go be an sjw crybaby failure elsewhere

if fucking a 9 yr old wife is good enough for the prophet muhammad its good enough for me

>>720606527
Back then it was with some kind of artifice fire and sirenes driving like nuts along the runway haven't seen any lately tho

>>720606137
Nice, would love to have been able to join the navy out of h.s
>criminal record

>>720606421
you're a great salesfaggot. :)

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>>720606609
spot the rape victim

>>720606974
Best thing I ever did. 26 years, 12 enlisted, 14 as an officer. Ready to move on though.

electrician... 20 years old. Going to the army next year to get engineer degree in electrotechnics (hopefully) its free that way.

public masturbator

>>720606847
You got me all wrong.
Stop trying to be a edgelord.
I didn't say I was against it, just I don't think his remark was funny.
Professional child molester?
Any dumb ass can molest a child. Youre trying to hard

>>720601932
Waste of life.

I'm a roofer. It pays well.

>>720607279
Holy fuck...hopefully the first thing they do is teach you how to spell electronics.

>>720607197
Yea man just take some time off with friends and family and enjoy life while collecting retirement.
What's some of your best experiences and places you've visited?

>>720601932
Infrastructure Architect for the last one years.

Seriously thinking about quitting and traveling around for a few years doing whatever I want.

>>720601932

Baker!

>>720602774
Kek

>>720607799
Fuck.. Nine years.

>>720607715
I've mostly served from west coast of US, so Thailand, Singapore, Hong Kong, Vietnam, Korea, Japan etc....best times are always meeting locals and letting them take you to their favorite spots. Most satisfying experiences were humanitarian assistance in Indonesia and Japan after tsunamis.

My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design, and sell shrubberies.

>>720607799
Stay working and invest faggot. You think your living comfortable and can do that but then what?

>>720605721
Ooh, I member.

>>720604899
Get out. Trump said no immigrants

>>720604947
Not only a failure in life, eh?

>>720601932
Fitter/Turner

>>720607998
topkek

>>720601932
WAR ..... 15 years now

>>720608015
The fuck that mean

>>720601932
Electrical/RF engineer.

>>720601932
Installal, Repair and delivery of Ergonomic office furniture

Yup, it's a real job

EMT

>>720601932
UAV tech

>>720607857
KEK

>>720608151
Like stand up desks?

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>>720608031
Found the USMC robot...

Taxi driver

Construction/carpenter
>2017 not having a skilled trade under your belt to rebuild the planet after an extinction level event.

I build fences

a nigger

>>720608083
It's a trade, at it's core it means I make shit to repair other shit, in reality it means I fuck around with turbochargers.

>>720601932
Tax consultant

>>720608321
Could you help with a wall? Do skills transfer?

>>720607853
Sounds like a very satisfying and fulfilling life.
I wanted to do aviation rescue in the Navy.
Was there anyone that you started with and is still in?
Also were you a sexual person while traveling?

Acoustic engineer

General badass

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>>720601932
I'm an ideas guy but I design memes on the side

>>720608341
For cars? What about trucks?

>>720601932
I am a professional proffessionur who professionally professes my professed profession.

>>720606137
Where are you now?

>>720606443
...A politician?

>>720602690
He makes lockpicks

>>720605014
Like state farm?

>>720608429
It has it's ups and downs like anything, but I've served with some of the best people and have made friends for life.
I specialize in communications/networks/radar and the like.
There aren't many left, I've outlasted most. 30 is generally the longest anyone will stay in, and I'm only a few years short of that.
Maybe in my younger days, but now old and married, and don't want my cock to rot off.

>>720608500
Anything, trains, ships, power generation etc

>>720608626
Clearly you're Dr Seus in disguise.

Park Ranger

>>720608664
Priest...

>>720608658
WA state.

>>720601932
Professor of communication networks at one of Germany's state's capitals

>>720604601
Im an ex college student looking for programming work, may i have some oats?

>>720607864
I'm not planning on blowing my entire savings on traveling. All I need to do right now is sell my house and that would net me about 60k in itself. That would easily give me three years.

>>720601932
1wox2 usaf

>>720605014
So basically satan

>>720601932
President of the United States of France

>>720608813
Short sited...good luck

>>720605101
Post tits or gtfo hillary

>>720608813
Wtf can you buy a house for 60k?

>>720608414
My fencing skills wouldn't but I have had history with walls

Bad Motherfucker

>>720605101
Fuck you I'm the fucking President

>>720608312
You misspelled Trump.

i play poker

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I'm unemployed but in my lifetime I've been a prep cook, washed dishes, been a landscaper and sold marijuana.

AHUA AHUA AHUA

>>720608907
60k in equity, faggot.

>>720608825
Fucking weather guesser.

>>720609063
Ahh right, so no title yet? Thought you might have been from some oddball country.

>>720608907
you dumb fucking cocksplat. one can buy a $300k house and have $60k in equity. you'll learn this after you move out of your mom's basement and actually experience life.

>>720608963
I was thinking more along a comet or asteroid. Something that'll deal a great level of damage to rebuild society's not a global level....wait your right I did misspell it

>>720609072
Accurate

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>>720609242

>>720609164
In the US. So yeah, oddball country right now.

>>720608698
Im assuming you're going to do the thirty years?
Is the military taking a lot of people now? Are yall preparing for war?
Did you vote?

>>720608701
Zut Alors! Foiled again, we must haste away 'ere break of day my dear Cat!

>>720608460
More details please. What do you design specifically?

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been unemployed for the past 3 years, I'm 20 almost 21. Not going to college. What should i do?

Also, i've been recovering from surgery for the last 6 months..

>>720609430
Acoustics

>>720609430
He designs autistics so people can kek better.

>>720601932
>tfw unemployed for two years

>>720609345
red X, bro

Web developer

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I'm the Branch manager for a pharmaceutical distribution company. It's my day job while I try and push my science fiction writings to market
#pipedreams

>>720609394
No, not doing thirty, I have a bit over six months left, retiring with 26, want to move on to other things, want to spend more time with family, and had no interest in the next set of orders I was offered.
Hard to say what's going on now, quite a bit of uncertainty with new POTUS.
Yes, I did vote, I always vote.

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CIA

a huge disappointment

>>720609893
Context?

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Goldsmith

>>720610101
I'm on /b/

>>720610302
What do you do as a goldsmith, or any other jeweller/watchmaker type profession as you get older, get the shakes and your eyesight goes to shit?

>>720610302
Impressive, is it as hard as it looks?

>>720610380
Kek

>>720610302
Jew

>>720610756
No, a jew would be trading in jewellery or selling insurance on jewellery, they don't make things.

>>720611145
False: misery and lies

>>720609716
Four more years though doesn t your retirment increase pretty substantially? 30 years vs 20, you should of left six years ago

mechanic/small business owner

>>720610579
Hopefully when I'm older, I'll have apprentices that I can train to take over my position, where I'll become more of an advisory position for those taking over my part of business.
I also take great care of limiting toxic chemicals in my office, and using protective equipment to keep me from coming into contact with said chemicals.
>>720610611
At first, when I was an apprentice, yah. Buy I've had a few years under my belt as a master goldsmith, so it comes easier with time. Mos pain the ass pieces to work with are these new age micro pave shared prong settings for rings. Lots of little stones with microscopic prongs holding them in place. I groan everytime I see one on the bench.

>>720610756
No, but I work for one. Jews and Asians and Indians (dots, not feathers) run the jewelry world.

>>720611415
My pension will be around 8k a month, that's more than enough, considering I want to work after retiring from USN.

>>720606137
Did you take this photo

>>720606137
What kind of things do recruiters sign waivers for? How does it work

>>720611621
No, I'm on one of the ships at the time of the photo.

>>720611572
Is that for life?

>>720611719
Really depends on how badly they need to recruit people at the time. A little drug use, or a minor infraction of the law, that will probably get waived. Felony, probably not.

>>720611500
Do you ever work with lead? just made me think after you mentioned toxicity.

>>720611869
Yes, for life. That's the biggest benefit of the US military, the pension.

>>720601932
I stock groceries at Walmart

I prepare and serve mid-day rations for the people of my city. It is a trade I have grown to loathe.

>>720611955
No one would take me for a misdemeanor assault charge that was dropped. Never convicted of anything, scored only 64 on the asvab but the requirement is only 34

>>720606111
Ditto - Although my title is design engineer, I have a bs,me (mechanical engineering) and a bs,mse (materials science and engineering).

What field of industry are you in?
Aerospace for me.