Why do girls love horses? Would you date a horse enthusiast?

>>720594716
because they have fantasies

Jtrh-nbr

>>720594839
Thats only for men

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>>720594716
Dated a couple. They were wierd but good lays, then when you try to break up, get fucking ready.

>>720595244
>dated a couple
What were you stable hand?
Did you jerk off the horse cock for their weekly horse cum milkshakes?

>>720594716
Freud said girls are attracted to horses because horses are symbols for muscular cocks

>>720595441
Do you stand around the stables flirting with everyone coming in or going out?

>>720595481
Freud was wrong about many things

>>720595481
Freud also said guys want to fuck their mother, personally I just he was just retarded and projected a lot.

>>720595521
Are you one of the jumping obstacles the horse had to jump over because that's the only thing you're good at?

>>720595481
Agreed
Horses are muscle dicks.

>>720595569
but not ur mum.

>>720595655
Ew dude. Fucken sick

>>720595569
>>720595632
Found the horse lovers

>>720594716
Because horses are cool and yes I would.

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>>720594716
>Why do girls love horses?
Hmm, I wonder why girls would be interested in an activity that consists of repeatedly bouncing their crotch up and down on the back of an animal.
Its a total mystery

>>720595709
But not wrong. Horses are dicks, they kick people who don't know how to deal with them.

>>720594716
in my experience, horse girls are always either batshit insane, or extremely high strung and princessy

>>720595843
Makes me think of saddle club in a new light

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>>720594716

>>720595879
>animals should be nice to me because ???

>>720595894
Or both

>>720594716
only control-freaks love horses.

lmao this thread made me remember when i was the only guy in a class of all female, in school, and they would talk about horses. This is the period of my life where the majority of resentment towards the female gender comes from

>>720596072
>Because I am Shiva - Destroyer of Worlds!!!

>>720596033
wew lad

>>720594716
Horses are the cars of ancient man
It means you have power and status
Women attracted to the beast are attracted to powerful, fertile men

>>720596344
Or either

I know this thread is all about "girls love horsedickinassvigina" .. but let me try something new ;
Guys like cars and dirtbikes bc they move fast.
Some girls like to move fast aswell, they just also happens to enjoy they caretaking aspect of tending to a creature.
might be wrong tho.

>>720596072
Not that anon, get some lvls in beastmaster you fucking scrub.
>-Lord of the waterfowl

>>720596505
That's fucking sick and wrong, you fucked up freak. They like horsiebenisinbutt

>>720594716
Girls would fuck anything that isn't most men. Animals, other women, inanimate objects..

>>720596344
Following that logic it would be woman that buy expensive cars, not men.

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>>720596344
or just nigger dicks

>>720596505
horses dont move fast in comparison to anything else they could be doing they just like something driving up into their vagina

>>720596625
Ok my bad. Girls just wonna rim something that tastes of rotten and degraded hay

>>720596625
horses can do 40 mph without much trouble

>>720596505
Some guys fuck their car
For all you know the phenomena us common but underreported

>>720594716
horse people are weird.

>>720595481

Freud was also a jew, so into the trash it goes

>>720595894

I'm okay with either of those.

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>>720597398

>>720596570
>buy
Youre missing the point and thinking like a man does
She doesnt want A car. She wants HIS car.
She wants what she doesnt have to work for.

>>720597473
Right, either way they have biggggg ol anuses

Women like horses because horses manes are like luxurious womens hair yet are big powerful animals but safe enough to interact with.

>>720597820

They want to be horses, also.

In the middle of a breakup of one now. Do not repeat my mistake.

>ITT op secretly wants everyone to post horsecocks

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>>720597820
manes really are fabulous as fuck though

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>>720598023

>>720597533

theres another level to this

By using your resources, she doesnt use hers, she is still capable of swapping you out. The intention of being in a relationship with you is to diminish YOUR ability to swap her out. I had some retarded ass female expecting me to learn her number just cause i lived with her a few days, like im not allowed to just have it in my phone

That's what it is, the female wants to see you diminish your ability to court other females, and once you do, she is no longer attracted to you so she eliminates you

There's no healthy relationship that goes both ways when it comes to male female

Islam is necessary because it automatically sets the female as less valuable than the man, which she is.

>>720595481
nobody takes freud seriously. he's a mascot for pseudo-psychology

Because horses used to be a mens only sport...

Now Men have largely left the horses for automobiles.

Women want to one-up men by taking on the animals. Women are nurturing and enjoy animal husbandry.

>>720598493
>Women are nurturing and enjoy animal husbandry.

Or they just like to touch horse dick?

I dont know any female who is associated with horses who actually has a connection with the male gender, its like a cat thing. So i would rule out your claim that women are doing it to spite men. You and I both know women will never start getting real careers "to spite men" You will always be a nurse, psychiatrist and teacher and in the evenings youll go handle your horses dick under the premise it has to be washed

>>720598502

Big Mac!!

>>720595441
>>720596033
why did i read this together?! why!?!?!

>>720598712
>Or they just like to touch horse dick?

Nah. Horse dick is pretty gross mang. YOu have to clean their sheath or it gets infected after awhile.

Most girls like horses because they like commanding a powerful animal that pretends to listen to them so long as they feed it.

It's basically a pseudo-husband.

>>720598841
how the fuck can we compete with this?

>>720598929
But with more anal

>>720598929

I find it hard to believe horse dicks usually get infected unless a human washes them. That just doesn't make sense evolutionary wise. Horses used not to be domesticated.

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>>720594716
Girls like horses because they know that guys who have horses are fucking rich.

With horse anthusiasm, they have more chance to get a rich man.

>>720594716
Not if I come back in another life. My missus had a horse from when she was little till we emigrated. Fucking expensive. Stables, feed, events, new shoes every 6 weeks, can't go anywhere unless someone agrees to look after it.
I'm sure it's fun, but no. Not having that again.

>>720598929

That's what i just thought of it's a female's hitlerian fantasy of having control of something that could easily kill her

We just solved what it is

women enjoy the feeling of taming a large strong animal and making it like them

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>>720594716

>they are like a big fat muscle
>shiny fur, mane that needs combing
>riding stimulates clit and verginna constantly
>huge horse dicks

any more questions?

>>720595894
Always have strong thighs though, they can ride you like seabiscuit.

>>720598951
we don't.

>>720599068
Horses didn't evolve to sleep in stall filled with their shit.

>>720595843
Agreed, horse people are cat people but with more money.

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>>720598951

If one can not beat them. join them.

>>720599366
LMFAO!

>>720599068
it's a side effect of neutering, which doesn't occur in the wild obviously

>>720598929
or maybe they heard you had to clean horse dicks.

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it's not all bad.

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>>720594716
I think we all know why.....

>>720599514
Why you would neuter a horse is beyond me.

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>>720594716
Married one. Horseback riding is fun.

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It's all ways good to have some variance in one's life.

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>>720598841
>you mad white boi?

>>720599945
It's called gelding. Nearly all male horses are if they aren't used for breeding.

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>>720600251
can you really tell the difference blackie?

I fap to horses/dogs fucking girls occasionally. Is that weird?

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>2017
>Not owning a mare

>>720600438
>Is that weird?
Yes.
But not here.

>>720595843
Girls that ride horses can ride a dick. My friend is a horse rider. Too bad she has a boyfriend

>>720594716
Because they secretly want to get fucked by a horse.

>>720600438
there's nothing wrong with watching a woman breed with a superior equine penis

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>>720600645
Except it's not possible for a woman to get pregnant by dog/horse. She can't even get STDs from it.

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>>720600374
>dayum nigga
>Shenayqua grew a tail

>>720600779
>She can't even get STDs from it.
I wouldn't be too sure of that.
Remember that aids incident?

>>720600779
what's the problem, pregnancy is the worst STD of all

>>720600658
why in the fuck would you do this?

>>720601150
do what nigga?

>>720601348
make this stupid ass shop?

>>720601496
because I wanted to do it

>Would you date a horse enthusiast?

If she was into pony play, with random spot checks and discipline for inappropriate behavioral displays, along with strict sheath cleaning standards.

I am currently
She got me into riding pants

more horsecock please

>>720594716
>Why do girl love horses
You say that as though it's only exclusive to women. There's a huge world out there, anon.

I've always felt like theres something psychologically wrong with these kind of girls

>>720603105

Faggots are incapable of love. The best they can muster is faux-empathy (actually self pity) and narcissism.

>>720604078
>Faggots are incapable of love.
>women are though
Quite the irony.

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in other news. mares pussy is the best man can get.

>>720595244
This. Dubs tell.

many girls have their first orgasm while riding a horse.

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I dont get it, she also seems to like horses...

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you're welcome

>>720605742
thanks fam

>>720605689
fuck off shitskin

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>>720605891
fuck off Shlomo, only Arabs are shitskins
Mediterranean and west Europeans should be allied
Same for our descendants in the new world

-Hans

>>720604078
Neat? I never asked what your philosophy on what love is, but cool man.

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well hello sailor

>>720594716
Same reason some woman like niggers, bestiality

Just seeing these animals go at it.

Moar horse sex

>>720594716

Girls like caring for animals in general , not just horses. Women are nurturers who see value even in things that are useless and helpless. Men don't see any value in something they cant kill, sell or fuck.

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>>720599252
>its kinda this
i live in a horse town and have heard several times from different sources that a lot of young horse chicks learn about the joys of masterbation from the feeling of rideing a horse

>>720595481
bullshit frued said hores are atracted to gurlz bcuz they have belly buttons

>>720594716
Instinctual thing. Preps them for loving something bigger and more powerful that can easily kill them.

>>720607866
I'd drink it.

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>>720607626
Ayy I could do all of those things to a horse