Halp! I need a medfag

>>720574065

Is it cancer? Am I dying?

I'm only 26.

I don't want to die

>>720574065
Fake

As someone who's been checked for cancer because of extreeme blood shitting, this kinda looks more like someone took beet water or something reddish and threw it in.

If it's real, definitely go see a doctor ASAP.

>>720574065
Not medfag, but could be c.dif. or ulcerative colitis or something like that.

>>720574065
this is so fucking fake man
gtfo

>>720574065
You're gonna die

>>720574065
thats not what blood looks like on a toilet seat.

>>720574372
>>720574154

no its not

>>720574464
well, it is

>>720574284
If it just started like last week it wouldn't be cancer right?

Feel like it would make sense I would at first have some bleeding at first and ignored it, but to all of the sudden have this feel like it couldn't be cancer...right?

>>720574065
food coloring and a turd

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>>720574065
Holy shit bro get to the fast

>>720574065

you need to clean up that there beetroot juice before your mum comes home

nice shit you've got right there

if you're pooping that much blood maybe 4chan isn't the first place to go for help, i don't have my phd yet though.

Looks like you got the case of the newfagitus.

>>720574700
kek

>>720574842
Yeah, I'm going to urgent care right now, took pictures so think they will check for hemoriads and fissures but should probably get a colonoscopy too

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>>720574065
Ey faggot you stole my toilet
but feel free to keep it now

>>720574842

It's bright red though, which I would think would be a good sign

>>720574065
You just need more iron and vitamin c.

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"MEDIFAGS HALP PLS!" OP is mentally retarded, if I saw that much blood, I would've called 911 or drove to the ER immediately. Hesitating and going on a message board is the last fucking thing I would do, so this is bait.

>>720574065
stop getting fucked in the ass

>>720575455
Dubs of trooth

>>720575447
of course it's bait. this is /b/. /b/ literally stands for bait. the word random has no b in it at all, not even close.

>>720574065
if its not fake its just that your hard shit scratched your butthole

you will probably die of infection

>>720575455
/thread

>>720574065
It's just a hemoroid that's bursting when you shit.

If you're worried see the doctor, the main problem however is you're shitting massive logs. Eat lots of fibre and try push our smaller shits on a daily.

I bleed like that if I don't shit for a while, it's just stretcheing your asshole with those gigaturds and ripping the roid.

>>720574065
Red blood = a tear around the asshole, usually a hemorrhoid
Blackish, mucus blood = serious trouble

>>720574065
YOU ARE CONSTIPATED DUMDBASS!!

>>720575950

Okay, thanks

>>720575834
All I eat really is rice, beans and chicken lately, had to take laxatives to poop

Contact your general practitioner and see if he can recommend a gastroenterologist. While it isn't anything serious, you're going to want them to ram a camera up your ass so they can remove any other potential polyps waiting to burst.

>>720576112

Copayment for GI is same as GP and I don't need a referral, should I just go to urgent care see what they say, schedule appointment with GI anyway to get colonoscopy

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>>720574065

pretty nice turd.
I'll post my best shot: pic rel8

>>720574065
Not medifag here, but I had this kind of problem.
Anon, were you feeling pain?

>>720574065
faaakkke, it's not blood, if you had seen something like that you would know the difference, jerk!! keep your asshole rocking

>>720576247
Nice cigar.

>>720576224
All that urgent care is going to be able to do for you is provide you piece of mind. They'll diddle your asshole then recommend you see a specialist.

>>720574065
livestream your suicide
this is the only way to survive

>>720576102
It's brown rice if it makes a difference

>>720576272
Yeah, pretty bad, had to stand up for the other shits, the first turd was just a little streak of blood but then the next one was bad, then dropped blood

So you're not on any opiates OP?

>>720575447

Why would I drive to the ER they aren't going to do an emergency colonoscopy you fucking retard

>>720576414
It is almost surely hemorrhoid. A medifag friend of mine once told me: if the blood is OUTSIDE the shit, it is almost surely not dangerous. If the blood is INSIDE the shit (i.e. the shit is brown/red) it may be very dangerous.
It can happen for very reasons: I had them because I was costipated once, it is very bad.

Go to the hospital now! . Cant be certain to know what it is without sample of the waste and urine. Could be an hemroid rupturing. Do the safe thing and contact a medical professional

if this wasnt fake, which is clearly is, OP is retarded and should die off anyway. If anyone with half a brain shat this much blood they'd immediately go to the ER or their doctor. Nobody would fucking ask /b/ . Only someone so retarded that their bloodline should not continue would ask /b/.

>>720576513

No, I'm actually on a lot of stimulants...do stimulants dry you out been eating a lot of soda lately so might have dried me out

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>>720575834
O×WWWWWWWWWWWW

>>720574324
>C. difficile
>having brown defecation
Get out shittier pleb, hope you never get to work in healthcare.

>>720576247
Missed the toilet/ 10

>>720576580
seriously that was terrible advice, especially in the US, that trip to the ER will cost you out the ass just because it's the ER.
NEVER GO TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM UNLESS YOU LEGITIMATELY THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE.

or unless you're a millionaire.

>>720574065
Have you been constipated? Did you have sharp pain during the shit? Bright red blood like this is usually indicating a fissure, basically the poop tore your colon/inner sphincter while it came out. Usually caused from hard/large poop or contracting too hard. It will heal, you should probably take a laxative and take it easy for a few days, don't overeat and eat foods with good fiber content.

Go the Dr. if you're really concerned but at your age, if you're otherwise healthy and this is an isolated thing, you're probably fine. You just need to keep your diet in check or it will keep happening.

>>720576580
OP, if this is really you, have you ever heard of arteries and veins? It is possible to rip one of these and bleed out, even within your bowels. Don't be a dumb fuck and go to the ER, now. If bait, go kill yourself.

>>720576778
sounds like it was quite intentional

>>720574065
>>720574324
As a person who has ulcerative colitis myself i feel this looks all too familiar

>>720574125
You need to drink more water and squat so you don't have to force those shits out and pop the blood vessels in your ass hole.. If it was black, then it would be internal bleeding. You may have a anal fissure too. Go to a doctor. He'll recommend that you change your diet and maybe prescribe a stool softener. You maaaay need stitches if you have a fissure.

>>720574065

I often pooed with extra blood in the past. Solved adding vegetables to my diet.

Now I'm a master of the Poo in the Loo.

>>720576793
You see, fissures and hemorrhoids can kill you if the ruptured vein is large enough.

This isn't even medical advice for OP, but do take it with you into the future. Profuse bleeding always needs to be addressed asap.

>bleed out and die
>no blood dripping when I'm not shitting
>no other symptoms of losing blood

I'm not going to the ER it will cost me $250 bucks you idiot, and then I have to pay 10% for whatever they do

>>720575585
but d backwards is b...

>>720574154
It is not fake fucktards, I have personally seem that splatter in my toilet. I suffered from the same fucking shit for 5 years until a doc treated me with rubber bands. A painful but effective way to stop internal hemorroids bleeding. Just go see a proctologist before you die of a severe anemia.

I had this problem once, it was a fissure that was bleeding. op, you should see a doctor anyway, just to make sure it isn't serious.

>>720577005
>die
>pay 250
Really not the toughest choice lmao.

ITT: stupid fucks get tricked into analyzing a fat bitches heavy flow and gigantic turds. bitch you eat too much.

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>>720576968
>fissures and hemorrhoids can kill you if the ruptured

"how did he died"
"takin' a dump"

>>720577005
if you're not willing to pay a few hundred bucks to FIND OUT WHY YOU ARE SHITTING LARGE AMOUNTS OF BLOOD then you shouldn't be bitching about it here either since you're not willing to help yourself.

who cares why its bleeding if you're not willing to spend money to take care of it? GTFO faggot

>>720577133

$250 + 10%

That 10% of possible thousands of dollars, so could cost me 500 or 600 or 700 and they probably won't do anything, so yeah spending 50 bucks before spending 250+100-400 is not dumb you fucking retard, you must be underage or a eurofag if you don't understand this

Same thing was happening to me like 2 months ago, stopped after a few weeks.

Dude ask /b/ for fucking help. That's like asking an Arab to not suicide bomb you.

>>720577502
fuck i meant dont ask.

>>720577502

I kekked

>>720577270

I'm willing to spend $50 to check and see if it is serious enough to go to the ER

A side note is this shit is too big to flush and my asshole hurts slightly

>>720577746
Could i get more pics op? Its my fetish

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>>720578472
I have one from last week

>>720575447
>blood in shit
>calls ambulance
you are a true faggot. only if the blood is already dark the you need to worry

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>>720578818
you forgot to spray blood everywhere

>>720579093
that time didn't hurt as bad so was able to get it mostly in the toilet

>>720579053

do you consider it black or brown mang, sort of looks like dark brown, and it is a solid log cancer would cause it to change shape or cause pain as the stool pushed it out of the way right?

>>720579325
the diarrhea is because I took a lot of laxatives

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>>720579093

actual colors in LEGOspeak are:

row 1:
reddish brown
bright green
medium lime

row 2:
dark brown
light salmon
dark orange

>>720579541

Dark brown isn't black though

Have had dark brown poos before when I was younger, so wasn't cancer obviously

>>720574065
If that is real you need to get your stupid ass off of 4chan and go to a real doctor.

>>720574065
looks like a pretty bad cold bud
get plenty of water and take it easy for a while

You sir are fine

Just took a massive shit. Probably cut your asshole or some shit. Happens to me every blue moon when a massive log comes around

>>720580198

I'm at urgent care right now

Where muh time stamps faggot?

You need to get a colonoscopy asap. Either blew out your asshole, hemroids, colon cancer, or ulcerative colitis.

>>720574065
Med fag here. 80% of rectal bleeding is caused by an upper gi bleed. Due to the bright red color you see are bleeding somewhere in your gi tract. Emergency room asap for endoscopy to see where the bleed is. Please go to a doctor asap. Drink lots of water.

>>720574065
Congrats you're a full woman now

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>>720580906
why? do women poo from the vajayjay?

>>720580846
>80% of bleeding due to upper GI track

Wtf are you talking about based off of age is probably not cancer or a polyp, and if there is no sign of additional bleeding they won't do an emergency endoscopy

>>720580828
>>720580846
>>720580198

You guys sound like this faggot

>>720577133
>>720576968
>>720576828
>>720576701
>>720575447
>>720574673

Not sure why you guys are so interested in me getting raped by ER fees before seeing someone at urgent care

>>720576786
in canada going to the ER is free, but you typically have to wait for a few hours at least.

>>720581802

You usually wait 3 hours here and would expect to pay 250 upfront and about another 250 about a month later

>>720574065
Obvious red food coloring is obvious...

>>720574065
This is the worst thing I have ever seen.

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>>720582138
Go to bestgore then

>>720582138
You must be new here my friend

>>720582577
Dubs don't lie

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>>720574065
i keked when i googled that pic

>>Best guess for this image: plumbing fixture

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>>720577260
true i remember that guy that took it up the bum from a horse and got creampied died later that day

op have you been at the horse cock?

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>>720574065
I bet you weight 130+ kg

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>>720583969

I'm at urgent care now

>>720574065
Holy shit

>>720584119

I weigh 315

I'm overweight but I have a large frame too, shoulder span is 2.5 ft, I'm 6"1', normal weight for me is about 240...so I'm fat but I'm not 200lbs overweight

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>>720574065
IT'S RATBOY, COMING THROUGH!

>>720583714

Well I do have a 10 inch long dildo I use a lot

>>720585305
Wat

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>>720574065

>>720585458

See

>>720584900

Dubs don't lie

Can this not be a thread

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Waiting still

It's more like a fissure or something.. You probably just tore your asshole from shitting..

>>720585788

It happened to me once, but not as bad as yours. Basically I just fixed my diet and drank more water and increased my fibre/roughage intake.

>>720585788
Checked

>>720585985
Yeah, but I shit put 2 2 foot long turds

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I had the same happen to me. Had internal hemorrhoids that broke and started to bleed into the bowel when I unleashed one hell of a turd one time.

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>>720584900

WTF, from 8am to 8pm... what if he took the BLOODY SHIT at 8:01pm ?!?!? did he have to wait 12 fucking hours while bleeding like an Allah Akbar exploded meme?

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Rate my shit

>>720586160

No, is wait until 8:00 am the next day, lol

>>720585695
can you intercept that NEC monitor signal to show this thread in real-time?

>>720586198
There's something wrong with your body, my man.

>>720586224
I'd, fucking autocorrect

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>>720586198

check it here: >>720579093

seem like you are an Excess Fat celiac faget

>>720586225

Wtf you mean? I'm not exposing the normies to you degenerates

>>720586414

he actually asked you to expose us degenerates to dem normies

>tldr that's a monitor, not a webcam

>>720586586

Which is what I said, learn to English

I'm not showing the normies you degenerates

Would be another way to say it

>>720585305
Nigga bye

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>>720574065
You took a shit and had a nosebleed?

It's fucking hemroids you idiots, glad I didn't listen to the fucking fags telling me to go to the ER

>>720575834
>gigaturds
Love this. Thanks anon. Will use in future descriptions of my shits.

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>>720587185
Proof this is me nignogs, is hemriods, I'm not dying

>>720576102
Stop taking opiates, your shits are so large they're tearing your asshole

>>720583353

Underated post

>>720587444

I don't take opiates, I actually take 40 mg of adderall IR and 70 MG of vyvanse, a shitload of stimulants

>>720587444
Checked

>>720586234
The only thing my doctor could find was my cholesterol was slightly elevated. Too low to even worry about now and no beetus at all.

Fucking 4chan doctors

>>720582027
Health insurance is great. My copay would be 100 for an ER visit. Everything else would be covered. U.S. fag here.

>>720587745

>100
>anything the ER would do

What happens if you needed heart surgery because of a heart attack? Unless you met your out of pocket no way everything is covered by your insurance.

>>720587745
>U.S. fag here.
poor bastard

Alright guys, OP signing off, now have to flush that piece of shit some how

>>720588539

I'm from Marika too, make decent money and work for a large corporation so my out of pocket max is 6K, but still makes no sense to go to ER just cause

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>>720587496

He's made this thread for a few days now. Good b8 m8

>>720574065
This has happened to me before. Too much ice cream. I thought I was dying too. Stop eating shit.