i have a date with an actual girl in a couple hours what the

>>720569354
get ready for the date with an actual girl that you have in a couple hours

>>720569354
Give up

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>>720569499
dubs confirm

>>720569499
/thread

>>720569354
have some actual confidence in yourself?

How old are you anon?
how old is she?
where are you two going?
how do you know her?

make the pic be related
OR
kill some jews

Be your fuckin self, no one likes a fuckin lair

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calm your tits.
dont over think it only think of back up things to do. (not say)
act cool, not over eager.
dont be any more immature than she acts. girls want a mature man.

>>720569765
I BET OP WOULD LIKE HER LAIR AM I RIGHT? :D

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>>720569823
lmao damn right

>>720569765
yeah, i hate lairs.

Post some pictures of so we can give you optimal advices. :)

>>720569823
> :D

>>720569946
Have you never heard of emojis, anon?
Are you new to the internet?

>shower/shave and take it easy with the perfume
>iron your shirt and put on nice clothes
>act nice & casual, don't act like an fedora
>ask her about herself & her interests
>tell her good things about yourself or internet culture
>don't be a faggy brodude
>don't mention 4chan, memes or internet culture
and most importantly, be yourself

for extra pointers try this out, i've actually used this myself and vouch for it's validity....
http://ulrikbrask.dk/Media/The%20well-cultured%20anonymous.pdf

>>720569354
you'll be okay. be yourself. even if you're a little awkward, that's okay anon, some bitches like awkward neckbeards.

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>>720569909

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>>720570173
tf is that shirt

>>720569354
Play it cool, and have fun. It's not about the end goal - it's the journey. She obviously liked you enough to go out on a date - just enjoy it.. and at the end, if she wants to hang out for a little bit long - do it.

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>>720570173
Do not I repeat DO NOT. Wear that beanie.

>>720570173
I would rape you, if only I was a gril

>>720570173
post an image of your wardrobe. if you wear that autist shirt, she'll run

>>720570173
Would help if you actually smiled; however, you're still a massive faggot with a gay shirt.

All of that aside, good luck.

>>720569354
Enjoy it. Compliment her appearance. Women love compliments more than food or sex. If you enjoyed the date, tell her at the end, "I had a really nice time and I would like to see you again." If you did not enjoy the date, be honest and say "It was nice spending time with you, but I don't think we are compatible." Have fun!

>>720570173
Change shirt and beanie you'll be good

>>720569413
Zozzle.

>>720570173
Change that shirt and hat and you'll be good to go.

>>720569354
If you run out of things to talk about, excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, look up some questions on /r/askreddit and pretend you are James Bond.

Fap right now at least once before your date

lmao i get it, the shirt's gay, stop hating

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>>720570704
were not hating you autistic fuck. You're also ignoring people asking you actual qustions. If you're going to ask /b/ of all places for advice and not listen to people trying to help you then you deserve the spaghetti you're gona spill.

Now tell us more about the date you fuck

>>720569413
this is more accurate than most here think.
it sounds like its your first date. it might go well, it might not, just be you, dont get all super nervous and say dumb shit, make her laugh, bitches love a good laugh.

back to this dudes post tho, if it doesnt go well do NOT KICK YOURSELF over it. it happens to the best out there sometimes. learn about what went wrong, correct it, and the next date with the next girl will go better. this is the step that 40 year old kissless virgins are missing, they try the same shit every time opportunity knocks, likely repeating the behaviour that burnt them the first time.

>>720570072
this is all good up until the internet culture thing, if shes not a nerd chick it will be a turn off.

>>720570888
>trips checked

if she's a nerd chick, best to let her mention it first. there's being a nerd chick and there's being an actual nerd chick

>>720570173
you arent an ugly dude, but swap that shirt for something solid colored, get rid of the hat and do something to your hair, women LOVE effort. they practically swoon over it.

>>720570888
if she brings it up, then it's ok, otherwise avoid the subject

>>720570173
you look like a sperg lord

>>720569354
Take a shit. You'll feel slimmer, more relaxed and comfortable, giving more confidence.

Shower, obviously. Shave if you have anything more than a few days rugged scruff.

Brush your teeth and use mouthwash right before you leave to maximize results.

Wear something nice.

If you're going to use cologne, use a VERY limited amount. Its a first date, let her get just a tiny whiff. If she likes it, she'll comment that you smell good. If she says nothing, either continue to use that limited amount or discontinue use all together.

>>720570888
>>720570961
>>720571028
she doesn't know what memes or anime are

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>>720571120
then avoid talking about that stuff

for the last time tho. WHERE
ARE
YOU
TAKING
HER?!

>>720571120
neither do I

>>720571207
a walk then the cinema

everyone is saying that the shit/beanie is bad, but that really depends on what she wears normally.
Basically if she's kind of a hipster, then your shit should be fine. If she just likes wearing normal clothes that don't scream "look at me", then change your outfit.

>>720571120
then for the love of god, don't bring those subjects up. that stuff is repellent for normie chicks.

>>720569354
oh, the pic is related.
subconsciously related. this is your inner you.
OP still a faggot.

Protip: Suck on a lime. Your breath will smell amazing for a few hours!

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>>720571297
Bad idea. you never take a girl to the movies on a first date. You've already made this decision so roll with it. Get all of your talking/conversation done before the movie and be prepared to read her signals, If she is making an active attempt to get close to you, then you have the go ahead to put your arm around her.

>>720571297
am I the only one who thinks movies are a very meh idea?
Isn't the point of the first date to get to know someone?
If so, then a movie is literally just 2 hours where you spend sitting near each other, without actually talking.

>>720571306
shirt/beanie*

>>720571443
women like it because of how public it is but you're right it's a bad idea for a first date.

>>720571506
>women like it because of how public it is
huh?

>>720571443
>>720571426
this is the first date per se but weve had deeper conversations before but we were both proper drunk and around people so we always had something to talk about

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>>720571426
thing guy knows what he's talking about.

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>>720571561
women like it because they feel safer with others around

>>720571607
then you'll do fine OP. Just don't think about it,

>>720571643
> thing guy

>>720571443
It's a matter of personal preference. Ideally, you go somewhere after the movie to talk about it. It helps get conversation started. Don't get hung up on making your date perfect. The first words I said to my future wife were "What kind of music do you like?" She answered and I came back with, "Really? I can't stand that." She sucked my dick, let me fuck her in her other two holes, and married me anyway. Ahem, not on the first date.

>>720569354

luna park, dinner, chaffeur her home, small kiss on the cheek. No more than that, because you don't need to be classified as a pervert.

Beware, her father has a shotgun.
Loaded.
.50 ammo.
Aimin' at whoever pests around his daughter.

>>720571306
she has complimented/joked about my gay shirts

>>720571722
Implying women feel safe anywhere in 2017.

>>720571756
He refered to the movies as "Cinema" which makes me think he's a eurofag
>>720571770
She might joke about them but that dosn't mean she likes them. what does she normaly ware?

>>720571831
she likes paisley and adidas

>>720570072
>http://ulrikbrask.dk/Media/The%20well-cultured%20anonymous.pdf


Shit dude, this is gold

>>720571724
watching a movie while browsing...

>>720569354

Be confident & make her laugh.

Dont come off as a desperate sperg

OP

most of the people here dont know what the fuck they are talking about


that shirt isnt even bad, trust me

the beanie is okay but not the best pick but if thats something you usually where AND shes met you and knows enough about how you dress.

then it doesnt fucking matter. like really its not like youre going to a fancy lounge. its the movies. I have gone on plenty of first dates and at the most if you wore a solid black jacket over that shirt. your swag would be fuckin poppin.

anyway since you chose to go to the FUCKING movies. during your walk just get to know eachother. dont think about it too much. i dont know how old you two are but for me when im havin a drink with a girl ill take them somewhere downtown and ask them about things that i love. ASK her about shit you like. im not kidding, girls like guys who dweeb about stuff they like. if she does like you shell give it a fucking go to watch or do things you like and you have to return the favor. ask her what she loves to do and that will give you an idea about what your next date will be. if she likes fucking playing soccer every tuesday, well get her fucking tickets to a soccer game and tell her that you membered she said she liked soccer. shit like that makes girls fucking cream.

if you have any questions about the clit. im here all morning. i just popped open a box of cereal. fuck with me

get laid

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>>720571426

pervert and fake and gay.

a "date" does not mean automagically "touch me".

it instead means "let's have some time where we can talk without feeling the huffpuff of friends and parents and coworkers". That is, without pressure, without stress, without having to immediately impress her while keeping counting minutes and seconds because strict incoming timeouts.

>>720572497
Different anon here. Can you give me some quick clit and pussy eating tips? Date in a few hours. Thanks in advance.

>>720572914
just open her lips, flick her clit and scream inside of her vagina

shit works like fucking chocolate covered cash.

>>720573094

what do I answer when I get the echo?

>>720573148
if it echos then im sorry son

thats a dead body your fucking

Talk about how mexicans and mudslimer are ruining this country! Then tell her you don't eat pussy unless she has full bush!

>>720569354
jerk off so you're not horny during the date.

>>720572914
One of my regular fucks usually compliments me on the eating. The main object is enthusiasm, really show that you want to devour that pussy, not because "it's the norm". But because you enjoy it. Also, eat the pussy more than licking it is a good reminder. Also, finger while licking and stimulate the g-spot

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op here, its time for me to promptly fuck off, got some decent advice

this is now an overwatch thread

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tell her Hitler did nothing wrong

>>720573706
ok
you need 2 tanks reinhardt is good for push
2 supports are good. 2 the new sniper heal is good
and rest deeps 1 sniper is good on defence and teleport bitch is good in everything

i think your grill is asking for advice on b too
>>720573297

>>720574048

WTF I got busted!!!!